The Merry Man

Before Wang Chen and the others could say anything, the female reporter pointed the microphone at her mouth and said, "Everyone, good afternoon! Welcome to the live broadcast brought to you by cca.v report!"

As soon as the female reporter finished speaking, the screen switched, and the camera lens began to shoot the territory that originally belonged to the Blue Lion Tribe.

The scars all over the ground, and the huge pit.

The screen switched again, and the camera pointed at the female reporter again.

"Yes, that's right! This is cca.v's real-time news report! That's right, it's right here, a huge explosion just happened here not long ago. According to people familiar with the matter, it is very likely that it came from terrorists Illegal attack, we happened to meet several surviving parties here, now, let us listen to what they have to say, so that we can better understand the cause of the bombing."

The screen switched, the camera left the female reporter, and turned to the stunned lunatic like a log.

"Sir, please tell me in detail what happened here?"

At this time, Tingfeng strode forward, snatched the microphone from the female reporter's hand, looked at the camera with glowing eyes, and said, "Well... hello, prostitute! Speaking of this bombing, I personally hate it Ah! You don’t know, I was sleeping here just now, and I was sleeping soundly, and then I saw a few planes flying in the sky! I’m sorry! Hey, what about you, don’t discriminate against us poor people! I am a person Today was the first time in my life I saw a plane. Well, that's it! Then I woke up and wanted to see why the plane could fly, so I started to fly. Machine! Well, this is flying. The plane is not the other Fly. Plane! You don’t know, I was so cool at the time, I held a fist-sized rock in one hand, and threw it at the plane with all my strength, and the result was unexpected. Guess what happened? ?” Ting Feng smiled wretchedly at the female reporter with a look of beating.

The elder brother who took the camera was definitely a professional. After listening to what Tingfeng said, no matter what he said, he directly adjusted the direction of the camera and pointed at the female reporter again.

Holy crap? !This... how does this old lady know!

Wang Chen and his group, who were listening to the rumors, are holding back their laughter because they have internal injuries...

The guy said that he was sleeping at the time, sleeping soundly, and then saw several planes!Nima, do you sleep with your eyes open? !What's even more disgusting is that he said later, 'Then I woke up'... Didn't these reporters hear the problem? !Also Nima's flying.machine? !Hit your sister's plane!Phenomenal appearance... I think you are a shitty appearance!

"Hmm... I guess, you hit that plane?" The female reporter replied flatly with a bitter expression on her face.

"No! Wrong! Wrong wrong wrong! Congratulations, you got the wrong answer!" The lunatic stretched out his hands and made a cross in front of himself.

"You don't know! How dangerous the scene was at that time! Fuck me! When I threw that fist-sized stone into the sky, I regretted it! Because I suddenly remembered that I was sick recently It's not a common disease! My strength is only half of that of an ordinary 3-year-old child! The stone flew into the sky, and within a second, I saw it was only 1 cm away from my head! "

Ting Feng patted his chest as if he had been frightened by something, and continued: "Fortunately, Nima's father ran fast, otherwise his head would be pierced! Are you right? A prostitute!?"

"Eh..." The female reporter was obviously left speechless by Tingfeng.She is also the country's cca anyway. V's chief reporter, who hasn't interviewed?But such a wonderful thing as Tingfeng... She really hasn't interviewed her before!All she could say was speechless: "Ah... yes."

Tingfeng was rather aggrieved today, and finally met a beautiful woman who could be flirted with, but unexpectedly, she was the fiancée of a madman.Now that God has sent him such a not-so-beautiful beauty, if he doesn't tease him, can he still be called Tingfeng?

Tingfeng stretched out his hands, grabbed her shoulders, and said in a very unbeatable tone: "However, fortunately, I was clever and avoided it! It's a pity that my reaction is still so slow as Nima's." Half a beat, it was done by that fist-sized stone!"

Listening to the wind said in a very ungentlemanly way, 'Hama's! ’, and then spit on the ground, the female reporter was in pain, a lot of Tingfeng’s saliva splashed on her body!

"Look, look! Look on my head, is there a bag the size of a grain of sand?!" After speaking, Ting Feng stretched out his head in embarrassment.

Tingfeng did have a bump the size of a grain of sand on his head, oh no, to be precise, it was a bump bigger than a grain of sand, oh no, I made a mistake again, to be precise, it was a mole bigger than a grain of sand... …

The female reporter probably didn't see anything, so she could only say, "Well, yes, there's a bag."

Tingfeng got the answer that made him feel refreshed, he let out a long sigh of relief, and said, "Hey, if the hero doesn't mention the bravery of the past, let's put this matter aside for now, okay?"

Before the female reporter could answer, Tingfeng continued: "You don't know! How dangerous that scene was!" Tingfeng repeated the lines he had said before.

"I suspect, um, yes, it's just my suspicion! I suspect that the plane that was almost hit by me just now found me, so the person who controlled it started to fight back against me. I am facing the dazzling sun , I must always be on guard against the damage of ultraviolet rays to my eyes, which can fascinate thousands of girls! Do you know how thrilling the process was? I saw that the plane 'swish' and dropped a piece bigger than my head. The big stone, I thought it was gold, so I ran to pick it up."

"Are you going to... pick it up?!" The female reporter was obviously fooled by Tingfeng's letter, and she would ask him so stupidly.

"Yeah! You don't know, when the piece of gold was only 0 centimeters away from me, I realized that it was not gold at all... It said: bombshell! Bombshell, do you know what it means! Bomb!" Fuck me!" After finishing speaking, Tingfeng pretended to be frightened and wiped the sweat that didn't come out of his head.

"I know, only highly educated people like me know what that means in English. Do you know what university I graduated from?! Hmph! Speaking out scares you to death! I graduated from a university at home!"

Wang Chen and the others wished they were deaf now.Let me go, I finally understand what bullshit is!

Ting Feng laughed wildly in his heart, that's how ridiculous it is!