The Merry Man

"When I found out that it was actually a bomb, my head was stunned! You don't know! Think about it, what would you do if a fist-sized bomb suddenly appeared on top of your head?! "Tingfeng grabbed the female reporter's shoulder again and said exaggeratedly.

That 'sound and emotion' performance actually made that silly female reporter believe it!Yes, she really believed it!

"However, my reaction was not comparable to that of ordinary people. At that time, I dodged to the right with the momentum of jingle bells..." Ting Feng said, there was an unknowing expression in his eyes. what liquid!His pause made the female reporter's heart tense...

Um, in fact, what flowed from the corners of Tingfeng's eyes were not tears, but he spit on his fingers while the female reporter was not paying attention, and then wiped the corners of his eyes.

"Even if my reaction is superior to ordinary people, it is impossible for me to pass by, I still know that." Ting Feng pretended to be calm, turned sideways, raised his head at 45°, and looked at the white clouds in the sky.

"Then why are you safe and sound now?!" The female reporter now firmly believes in the story Tingfeng told, which also made Wang Chen anxious about her IQ.

"See that weak-looking person standing over there?" Ting Feng stretched out a hand, pointing directly at Wang Chen who was standing there at a loss.

The female reporter nodded lightly and said, "Yes."

"It's him! It's him! Our friend! Xiao Wangchen!" Now Tingfeng felt that it was not enough to say it directly, and he even used a line from the theme song of "Legend of Nezha" "It's him, it's him, our friend, Xiao Wangchen" Nezha! 'The melody!

"He, at that critical moment, pushed me away and was hit by that bomb. That's why you saw how weak he is..."

"His upright killing of relatives... oh no! It's his righteous spirit that makes me want to agree with me. Although I know he is not worthy of my identity and appearance...but I just have no regrets, I love him so much, even if the sky wants to separate us, I will never allow it! If the sky wants to stop me, I will go against the sky!"

Wang Chen: I xxoo your family, fuck me!What do you mean I deserve you? !

"Why is his body so strong?! It doesn't look like he was seriously injured after being hit by a bomb?!" The doubts of the female reporter appeared.

"Hey! Don't be so anxious! Did I tell you that I'm done?!" Ting Feng said in an unhappy tone with a look of impatience on his face.

"Well, no..." The female reporter heard Tingfeng say this, as if she had done something wrong, she said in a very low voice.

"If not, wouldn't it be enough?!" Tingfeng coughed twice, "If the scene at that time hadn't really happened to me, I would doubt that this was a Hollywood blockbuster. AV is so awesome! My friend is also my brother, and my husband is also my husband. He was injured, but the following plot is hard for me to accept. Until now, I have doubted this Did it really happen to me?"

"When I found out that Wang Chen was injured, I clearly saw a flying saucer suddenly appear above our heads, and the flying saucer 'biu!~' fired a shell and shot down the plane that was about to attack me. Then, the flying saucer landed beside us, and I felt a sense of anxiety in my heart, which was [-] times more anxious than what Gong Linna sang! After the flying saucer landed, a long man slowly walked out of it. After that, the flying saucer disappeared. The big crater on the ground was created when the flying saucer landed.

The appearance of aliens is not much different from that of us earthlings. In my opinion, the only difference is that the physique of aliens is stronger than ours.The alien squatted beside Wang Chen, stroked his head lightly, and healed most of Wang Chen's injuries. Then, he told me, "He has no strength. If he wants to heal him completely, he needs to pass." for a while. 'I was afraid that he would go back on his word, and it happened that he himself said that he had no strength now, so I picked up such a big stone from the ground. After finishing speaking, Tingfeng gestured with his hands to let the female reporter better understand how big the stone was at that time.

"It was such a big stone, I slapped the alien on the head, and he passed out on the spot, so I threw a Pokemon ball at him and successfully captured him! Then I helped He brainwashed him and turned him into a pet that I will never be afraid of betrayal!"

"You...you captured aliens?!"

Hearing what Feng said was getting more and more nonsense, Wang Chen thought in his heart that no one would believe what he said, and this female reporter...she seems to be convinced of this!

"Yeah? Is there a problem!?"

"Can you release it for me to see?!" The female reporter asked quite cautiously.alien?This is something that can be met but not sought after!

"Hey! Don't you just stand there, the strongest one." Ting Feng looked at the lunatic.

The big brother who took the video followed Tingfeng's gaze and pointed the camera lens at the lunatic.

"This...is this the legendary alien?" The female reporter stared wide-eyed and opened her relatively small mouth.

"Yeah, how about it, Niucha!"

The female reporter put the microphone back and slowly walked towards the lunatic.

As for the lunatic, a large row of beads of sweat had already appeared on his head, and a large row of black lines appeared on the back of his head!

I wipe!Tingfeng, you say I can bear anything, you say I am an alien!I'll fuck you!Say it again, believe it or not, I will feed you all the good things in the primitive toilet of the Berlin Temple!

The real Nima was shot more than once while lying down!

Now, the only ones who didn't get shot were Yaoxie and Sha Mengkui.

"Mr. Alien, may I ask what you want to do when you come to Earth this time?!"

As soon as the female reporter said these words, Wang Chen, Yaoxie, Tingfeng, and Sha Mengkui almost fell to the ground.Nima, is this person's brain made by Xiang? !With such a low IQ, this guy actually believed the lines used to lie to three-year-olds, and believed so firmly!Is there any reason for this Nima? !

And the lunatic is now speechless and choked up, he really doesn't know what to say.

The lunatic's Adam's apple rolled a few times, he wanted to say something, but he really didn't know what to say...

Tingfeng, I will kill you later!

[Sorry, this chapter is late, I have something to do with the stick.There is another chapter tonight. 】