The Merry Man

The lunatic's facial expression had already started to twitch. Facing the female reporter's question, he was extremely painful, very painful, so painful that the egg was broken!

"I...I...I..." The lunatic I, I, I talked for a long time, but I couldn't say anything.

"Not good!" The lunatic suddenly frowned, and the sad expression on his face turned into a serious one in an instant.

"Mr. Alien, what happened?!" The female reporter seemed to be very concerned about this 'alien', and kindly asked what happened to the madman.

"Not good, the Namek, the enemy of our Ossians, is here! Their invisible flying saucer is almost approaching us!"

Wang Chen: "!!!"

Yaoxie: "!!!"

Tingfeng: "!!!"

Sha Mengkui: "!!!"

Female reporter: "!!!"

driver:"!!!"

Brother Camera: "!!!"

Crazy what's wrong? !He can't really be an alien, can he? !The Namekians are coming! ?It can't be the big devil Piccolo!Wang Chen prayed silently in his heart: Super Saiyan Monkey King, come quickly... Super Saiyan Monkey King, come soon...

The lunatic raised his head and looked at the sky.And Wang Chen and the others raised their heads one by one, looking at the clear sky.

"Quick, run!" The lunatic suddenly shouted at Wang Chen and the others as if he was going crazy, then grabbed Sha Mengkui's hand and ran straight to an unknown direction.

"Quick, quick! Follow me. I don't have a weapon on me right now. I can't beat the Namekians! Quick, follow me!" The bewildered Wang Chen and his gang yelled.

Wang Chen seemed to understand something, so he shouted: "Damn! The Namekians are really here! Everyone, run!"

Wang Chen started to run, the little prince of Zhaozhou City started to run very coolly, while running, he looked back at the sky artificially, as if there was really a legendary Namek in the sky.

Yaoxie and Tingfeng reacted slowly. They stood there for a long time but couldn't figure out what kind of plan this was. So they made a very correct decision-withdraw!

But in just 30 seconds, Wang Chen and his group disappeared from the female reporter's sight.

The three female reporters looked towards the sky helplessly, and they were surprised to find that there was nothing!

No, what was that flash of yellow light just now? !

In order to prevent herself from seeing it wrong, the female reporter asked the big cameraman if he had taken pictures of the sky before, and had he captured any flashes of yellow?

The camera brother is definitely a professional. At this moment, he can still focus on shooting the sky, so those three stupid people are watching the playback of the video...

The blue sky, cloudless, and clear sky make people feel comfortable after watching it.However, a pale yellow light broke this rare tranquility...

I rely on! ! ! !

The three of them checked it carefully many times, and they all agreed that this was the legendary Namekian's magical light-killing cannon!

"Ah!!!!" The three of them yelled at the same time, and they fled away in that Volvo xc90.

The forest where Wang Chen and the others ran.

When Wang Chen and the others found the reporters driving away, they all clutched their stomachs and lay down on the ground, laughing 'hahahaha'.The lunatic, with the black line on the back of his head, leaned against a tree with a bitter face.

"Laugh, laugh, laugh at your sister!" The lunatic seldom swears, but today, he swears a lot.First he scolded Blue Lion in the Blue Lion Tribe, and now, Tingfeng forced him to scold others!Do you think a lunatic can't be aggrieved? !In front of his fiancée, he was called an alien by his brother!I rely on!

And that idiotic reporter lady actually took that nonsense to the point of being too nonsense to be true!I rely on!In order to get rid of those annoying reporters, the lunatic had no choice but to grit his teeth, stomp his feet, and go all out!He watched helplessly as his heart was bleeding, because he actually 'admitted' that he was an alien... Fortunately, he managed to get rid of those reporters...

Dare I ask if there is anyone more aggrieved than myself in this world! ! !

"Mengkui..." The lunatic whispered to Sha Mengkui, "I'm really not an alien..."

After the lunatic finished speaking, the scene instantly fell silent, but within three seconds, the huge laughter from before hovered in the forest again.

The lunatic felt that his blood was flowing backwards, his blood pressure was rising and falling for a while, and his face was also red and white.He took a few deep breaths, changed the expression on his face, and said, "Tingfeng, come here." The lunatic said so peacefully, even with a twisted smile on his face.

But listening to the wind, this Nima is the legendary hidden knife in a smile!

"Crazy, what do you want?!" Ting Feng was still pretending to be calm, pretending that nothing happened before.

Wang Chen and the others quietly waited for the next good show to be staged.

"Hehe, we are brothers, don't worry, you won't die." The lunatic smiled awkwardly, and then said, "You say I'm an alien, what do you think I'm going to do." The lunatic spoke at this time The tone of the voice was still very calm, and then, a burst of evil spirit burst from the lunatic's body and went straight into the sky:

"Tingfeng, I want your life!" After the lunatic yelled, his body burst out from the spot like a bullet that escaped from the chamber. His target was only one - Tingfeng!

"Ah! Crazy brother! Let me tell you first, we have to abide by the rules, and the rules are - no slaps in the face! Ah~" Ting Feng was thrown to the ground by a hungry tiger by the lunatic, who pressed him on top of him and said, "Okay, I abide by the rules and won't hit you in the face!"

After finishing speaking, the lunatic stretched out his hands, put them on both sides of Tingfeng's face, and rubbed them constantly. After a while, the lunatic's face became red like a monkey's hair, and his mouth opened like a chrysanthemum. , his eyes were shattered, only Ting Feng spilled a few words from his mouth: "Rule... Ze... You... Sister..." Ting Feng tried to resist, but how could his strength be comparable to that of a madman? !As soon as his hand broke off the lunatic's hand to protect his face and prevent him from being tortured by the lunatic again, the lunatic directly ravaged Tingfeng's face with his hands...

Wang Chen and his group standing on the side looked at the two people on the ground gloatingly, laughing like they were leaning forward and backward.

Looking at Tingfeng's mouth, Wang Chen couldn't help thinking of a classic lyrics:

The chrysanthemum is incomplete, your buttocks are full of wounds, your mouth has become a chrysanthemum!It’s just a matter of getting out of Xiang, your tongue, slowly twirl...