The Merry Man

"Okay, lunatic, stop making trouble, tell me about the matter between you and Miss Lan." Wang Chen became a peacemaker at this time, although he knew that the lunatic would not really do anything to Tingfeng.

"Look, everyone else knows it. I'm probably the only one here who doesn't know it!?" Wang Chen helplessly spread his hands and said to the lunatic.

The lunatic also knew that his jokes with Tingfeng should be enough. He finally ravaged Tingfeng's face that had turned into a monkey's butt, got up from him, glanced at Shamengkui standing aside, and said, "Mengkui , tell me."

Sha Mengkui walked slowly to a tree, squatted down, leaned his back on the tree, and began to say: "The name I use in Jianghu is Sha Mengkui, and my identity is on par with Wang Chen's smiling Yan Wang family. The Disha family. In the Miao people in Yunnan, my priest is the daughter of Lanshi, the head of the Lanshi tribe. Her name is Lan Ning'er, which is what you call Lan girl. Before I was 9 years old, I lived with my father Yes, it can be said that the lunatic, that is, Yin Mo was my best playmate in childhood. On my 10th birthday, my father told me about a conspiracy about Gu masters.

He told me: The so-called agreement that the Gu master signed with the people in the rivers and lakes has already been broken by the Gu master of the Miao nationality in Yunnan.What Miao people rarely enter the rivers and lakes, people from the rivers and lakes never enter the Miao people, all of them are bullshit.Those Gu masters of the Miao nationality, their ambitions have gradually expanded to want to rule the whole of China, and finally the whole earth. "

Among Wang Chen and his group, only Wang Chen had a wonderful expression on his face.Gu masters want to rule China? !Has Lao Tzu agreed?Did the old man agree to it?Did the old man of my old man agree?After the approval of so many passionate youths, foot-picking men, wretched uncles, and top-notch lolis in our arena? !

Hmph, anyway, from now on, if I see a Gu master, I will pay him one!

"Gu poison can spread on people's body secretly. If the cultivation level is not high, you won't even find that you have been poisoned by the poison at an unknown moment. For example, Wang Chen. But the poison on his body has disappeared now, Even the most powerful 'Soul-eating Gu' of our Blue Lion Tribe disappeared, this is what I want to know. As far as I know, once the Soul-eating Gu is planted, there is no so-called method of harvesting it. Wang Chen, can you tell me how you cracked the Soul Devouring Gu?!"

Wang Chen smiled lightly, and said casually: "This is all thanks to the golden body of Buddha in my body."

The lunatic hurriedly asked: "Is it the one that Chen Yang hid in the corner of the original toilet in the Berlin Temple?!"

Wang Chen ignored the lunatic's title, and continued what he said just now: "The Buddha's golden body, although it came from a great demon named 'Zhaozhou', it is also quite spiritual, and has a very close relationship with the Buddha. The profound meaning of the Buddha lies in transcending the sufferings of this world. Before, the golden body of the Buddha almost killed me, but fortunately I survived successfully and helped me grow to the realm of breaking the sky. This time, the Soul Devouring Gu When I was in my body, I could clearly feel that my soul was slowly being swallowed by those Gu worms, but there was no way to stop it. Fortunately, there was a golden body of Buddha, and he sprinkled Buddha's light on my soul, Eliminated those Gu worms completely, and helped me reshape my soul, and absorbed the Gu worms into my body, turning them into my strength. It can be said that thanks to that old guy called Blue Lion, he let I have become stronger. Now I have not only practiced the Xuanhuang Sutra, Yi Jin Jing, and Washing Marrow Sutra, but I also know a little bit about Gu. But don’t worry, as an orthodox family member of the smiling Hades, I am not Knowing how to use voodoo."

Wang Chen finished a long paragraph in one breath, and described what happened to him to the lunatics in simple language.

"So it's like this..." Sha Mengkui said thoughtfully, "Sure enough, there is no absolute thing in this world. The so-called no way to contain Gu is just that people haven't discovered the method to control it, not that it doesn't exist."

Sha Mengkui realized that he was dragging the topic a little far, so he continued: "My father told me that in order to prevent China from falling into the hands of those Gu masters, he needs me, and he needs me to perform a show. So, from the day when I was ten years old, my father ordered me to learn the Yunnan dialect with strict requirements. I knew what the country meant to us. Half a year later, when I spoke the Yunnan dialect to my father, I couldn’t hear any different tones at all. It was the authentic Yunnan dialect!

In order to make this 'performance' run flawlessly, my father told me every process I needed to do, and he paid great attention to every little detail, taking care of the 'performance' to be foolproof.

I was brought to the border of Yunnan by a stranger. At the age of 11, I dragged my young body and walked step by step, wearing the national costume that only appeared in ancient tribes in Yunnan.Finally, I saw a village, and when I stepped into it, I fainted.When I woke up, I found that I was lying on a bed surrounded by strangers. Sitting next to my bed was the man named Blue Lion. He told me that this place was called the Blue Lion Tribe, and asked me why appear here.I told him that I was from xx village, my parents were killed, and then I had nowhere to go, so I strayed here, hoping they would not blame me.

Because of the clothes I was wearing at the time and the authentic Yunnan dialect, Lan Shi believed it.He has no children under his knees, and then I became his daughter.

Let the Gu masters be destroyed!This is the task my father entrusted to me, and it is also the sole purpose of my coming to Yunnan.Things have been developing in the expected direction, and the plan my father told me will be implemented soon—I, Sha Mengkui, what I have to do is to provoke the relationship between the various Gu master tribes in Yunnan, and let them There are conflicts, large or small, between them.It was at this time that Wang Chen appeared here.You all know the story behind it. After Sha Mengkui finished speaking, she stood up, walked up to the lunatic, leaned her head on his shoulder, and said, "Yin Mo, for you, I am willing to give up this plan." "

Wang Chen didn't understand, "Then why did your Disha family decline?!"

Sha Mengkui raised her head: "The decline is just a sign, our Di Sha family has grown to an unmatched position!"