Taoist Modern Merry

At this time, it was the second year of Mingyingzong Tianshun in the Ming Dynasty. Incense was lingering on Wudang Mountain, and there was an endless stream of pilgrims, gods and doctors.Zhang Sanfeng is old, living in Yuxu Palace, all kinds of affairs are taken over by his disciples.

In Yuxu Palace, Zhang Sanfeng, who has white beard and hair but looks like a baby, sits cross-legged on the futon in front of the bed.His eyes were closed tightly, and wisps of white air could be seen rising above his head, which was a sign before the ascension of the day.

A six-foot-tall Taoist priest knelt in front of Zhang Sanfeng, dressed in Liangyi Taoist robes. This man had exquisite features, a white face like jade with a red glow, and plump lips that made women jealous.There is a faint heroic spirit on his body, no, it should be said to be evil, what a handsome boy.

"Tianluzi." Zhang Sanfeng's voice spread, although the sound was small, it was like the sound of a bell in the morning and evening, followed by an aura of grandeur, which made people feel peaceful in their hearts.

"Master, are you going to preach again? I said that you are already old, and the signs of snowflakes gathering on the top have appeared, and you are about to ascend in the daytime. Why are you still trembling like this?" The little Taoist Tian Luzi was impatient. As he said, he didn't have the slightest intention of respecting the teacher.

"After practicing as a teacher for two hundred and twelve years, I finally found the gate of heaven and ascended in the daytime. This is God's favor for me. However, I have not ascended for a day, but I am still a mortal body with mortal troubles. ..." Without opening or closing his mouth, Zhang Sanfeng's words came out clearly.

"Stop!!!" Tian Luzi interrupted Zhang Sanfeng's words with a loud shout: "Get to the point. Why don't you just keep talking, disciple, I'll go out and have a cup of tea first before I come back."

After Tianluzi finished speaking, he stood up and was about to go out.As a result, before he took two steps, his body was filled with lead, unable to move.Looking carefully, there was actually a wisp of white air restraining him, and the other end of the white air was connected to Zhang Sanfeng's hand in a daze.

"Old man, you bound me again, I'll never end with you..." Tian Luzi yelled, struggling hard, but he just couldn't break free.

Zhang Sanfeng was not angry at all, and still said calmly: "Tianluzi, you are stubborn by nature, but you are the only one who can learn all the eight methods of Zhang Sanfeng's elixir, martial arts, strength, Taoism, mystery, medicine, music, and calligraphy." People. It is said that the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, because of your ability, you have an inescapable responsibility on your shoulders..."

"Master, can you tell the key points? I beg you." Tian Luzi rolled his eyes and almost covered his ears.

"Forget it!" Zhang Sanfeng said: "I have nothing to do today as a teacher, so I kept guessing and divination. The hexagram indicates that my lineage of Zhang Sanfeng will gradually decline after 800 years. I plan to let you go to After 800 years, save my Zhang Sanfeng lineage from declining decline."

"Don't talk about it! You have to go on your own. I will take care of you when you fly up to Wudang Mountain. Who wants to take care of the decline..." Tian Luzi said suddenly his eyes lit up: "Master, Your old man let me travel to the world 800 years later, and allowed me to do anything wrong there? No, it is to promote morality."

"That's right, that's what it means to be a teacher. If you don't want to, I'll let your elder brother go."

"Don't, don't, don't, don't, master, that fellow is a reckless man, how can he take on such a heavy responsibility, let me go."

"..."

"Master... I will beat your back and rub your legs for you..."

Zhang Sanfeng still closed his eyes tightly, but the corners of his mouth were slightly raised.After that, he waved his hand forward, and a white light flashed, and the surroundings of Yuxu Palace were suddenly covered by white light, making it impossible to see.By the time the white light dissipated, there was no longer any trace of Tianluzi in Yuxu Palace.

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In 2064 AD, there was a small village named Ningzhu in southern China.At this time, it is hot summer, and the weather is hot and unbearable. It is a good season to swim in the water to relieve the heat.

Ji Yuxian is the eldest beauty of Ningzhu Village. She was born into a wealthy family in the town, and she is slim and tall, and she is the only prospective college student in the village.In addition, with a good face and a hot figure, there are an endless stream of people seeking marriage.

Ji Yu had lunch today and wanted to take a nap, but he couldn't fall asleep because of the heat.So I invited a few girlfriends and went to the mountain reservoir.

"Sister Yuxian, why did you bring us a few sisters to play in the reservoir on a whim today? Could it be that someone is burning and wants to pour cold water on his ears?" A person with dark skin and exquisite curves A well-mannered woman dressed like a standard village girl.

"Well, you Chen Hua, how dare you make fun of my sister, let's see how I deal with you." While speaking, Ji Yuxian hugged Chen Hua from the back and greeted her at three o'clock.During the period, I still didn't forget to say that the hand feels good, you are plump and so on.

Chen Hua was not to be outdone, and fought back vigorously. The other two women saw it and joined the battle group with a smile.For various reasons, they haven't been together for a long time, and now it's rare to get together, and it's inevitable that they will go crazy.

By the time they reached the edge of the reservoir, the four girls were already panting, their clothes were disheveled, their chests fluctuated, and their tight T-shirts seemed to be bursting.

"I miss you so much. The four of us, the four of us, haven't come here to play in the water for six years." Ji Yuxian looked at the reservoir in front of him and said with emotion. I have to say that Ji Meiren is also very beautiful when he is feeling .

"Yeah, when I'm old, I don't dare to come here, for fear of being seen." The three of Chen Hua were also deeply moved.

"I'm going down first, you guys hurry up too!"

Ji Yuxian couldn't wait to say something, and kicked off the flat sandals, revealing her slender, smooth and slender feet.Without seeing her take off her clothes, she jumped out of the two-meter-high embankment.

Wow, the mermaid entered the water, just splashing a little water, obviously the water quality is good.Ji Yuxian jumped into the water and dived for a long time before surfacing to swim happily. She likes this feeling of freedom.Soaked in the cold water of the reservoir, the feeling of unbearable heat disappeared.

"Hey, you sluts, come down quickly." Ji Yuxian stepped on the water, with half of her body out of the water, her hair wet on her shoulders, like a beauty out of the bath.

The three girls on the embankment responded, took off their sandals one after another, and were about to jump into the water.At this moment, a small black figure appeared on the embankment, and it became bigger and bigger.Vaguely, they also seemed to hear shouts.

Subconsciously, the three girls looked up at the sky, and there was something falling from the sky.what's the situation?Trapeze?The three women felt that their brains were not enough, they could stuff eggs with their mouths wide open, and their eyes followed the objects falling in the air.

Whoa! ! !

The objects falling from the air fell into the water, bringing up a large splash of water, and the sound of water was everywhere.

Ji Yuxian, who was less than one meter away, froze, and the first thing he thought of was that some bastard was dropping depth charges.Out of a sense of self-protection, she swam to the shore as fast as she could.But after swimming a few meters, she turned around curiously.

Curiosity killed the cat, and curious people tend to die faster.Ji Yuxian knew this very clearly, but she still couldn't bear to be curious, and couldn't bear to look at it, as if she had arranged it somewhere.

The splash sounded again, and the water surface that had just calmed down splashed again, and an ancient man's face surfaced.Why is it said to be the face of an ancient man, because there is a crescent crown on his head.

A man suddenly fell from the sky when the beauty came out of the bath. The first thing women thought in their hearts was that they were being peeped, and then they screamed and fled in a panic.

"Ah!!! There are perverts!" The three girls who were still on the embankment before jumping into the water screamed again and again, and regardless of their girlfriends, they lifted their shoes and ran down the mountain with bare feet.When the disaster is imminent, they fly separately, and the girlfriends are nothing.

Relatively speaking, Ji Yuxian was relatively calm. She covered her chest with one hand, and paddled backwards with the other, and slowly swam backwards to the shore.She understands the truth that no matter what the time is, she cannot expose her back to the pervert, so she dare not turn around.

"Those three girls must be sick. It's okay to scream. I'm not a monster." Tian Luzi muttered depressedly, paddling to swim to the shore, only then did he realize that there was another The lovely and pitiful beauty.

"Don't come here! Otherwise, I'll call!" Ji Yuxian's pretty face turned pale, because of Tian Luzi's clothes, she had already classified Tian Luzi as a super perverted nymphomaniac.

Depend on!Why do women 800 years later like to yell so much?Tianluzi muttered in his heart, and continued to paddle forward, but he said mischievously: "Screw, scream, the louder you scream, the more excited I will be."

"Ah!" A high-decibel piercing soprano sounded, and the surface of the water seemed to stir up waves.

Ji Yuxian no longer cared about the truth of not being able to expose his back to perverts, paddling with both hands desperately, and escaping for his life at the fastest speed is the right way.If the breaststroke champion saw that speed, he would definitely feel ashamed.

"It's a pity, a good beauty, why is she sick, and the sickness is not serious. Are all women after 800 years sick?"

While talking to himself, Tian Luzi thought about it seriously, but he couldn't figure it out, so he simply stopped thinking about it.The "Tao" among the eight laws emphasizes that all laws are natural and do whatever you want.

Tian Luzi followed Ji Yuxian in paddling water and swam to the shore. Looking at the beautiful body in front of him in the water, he suddenly felt that his mouth was a little dry.

Looking back, he found that Tian Luzi was swimming close behind him, and Ji Yuxian's soul trembled.The small universe exploded and swam to the shore at an unprecedented speed and jumped on it.

The beauty came out of the water, and the thin and tight-fitting T-shirt was clinging to her body. After being soaked, it couldn't stop the spring, outlining Ji Yuxian's perfect curve and the hub of the red underwear under the clothes.

"Beautiful, the woman 800 years later is indeed bubbling beautiful. My trip to 800 years later seems to be the right one. But what is the red under the clothes?"

Tian Luzi was thinking about something in his heart, and he had already swam to the shore, and just halfway up the shore, Ji Yuxian turned back.After he froze for a moment, he stretched out his hand and said:

"Hee hee, is the girl trying to pull me up? Although men and women can't kiss each other, I will reluctantly give you a chance to pull me up."

"Pervert who pretends to be a ghost, let me die to my sister."

Ji Yuxian raised her brows upside down, put her hands on her hips like a tigress, raised her jade leg and kicked it down, hitting Tianluzi's face.Fortunately, the former was barefoot at this time, otherwise Tianluzi would have had an extra shoe print on his face.