Taoist Modern Merry

Being kicked by Qianqian's jade foot, Tianluzi was in pain and happiness.

Although women's feet are soft, they still hurt when kicked in the face. This is the cause of the pain.The ancients said: The lotus feet produce fragrance, and the fear will melt away, and the fragrance will increase even more when licked. Being kicked is also a kind of enjoyment, which is the reason for happiness.

The ancients said?What bastard ever said that?Far away in the sky and close in front of his eyes, Tian Luzi is a veritable ancient man, and he is the one who wears it backwards.At this moment, he was sticking out his tongue, licking the corner of his mouth that was kicked just now, with an aftertaste on his face.

Looking at Ji Yuxian who was staggering and fleeing, Tian Luzi said to himself: "A pervert? What is a pervert? Are you scolding me? I'm a bit perverted, but I'm not a wolf. I'm really wronged."

While speaking, Tian Luzi jumped out of the water and went ashore.If anyone saw it, they would probably scream again, because he jumped with his whole body standing on the water.When can people stand on the water surface stably?Floating on the water?

"Ah!" There was another loud cry from the front, but it wasn't a cry of surprise, but a cry of pain.

here we go again!Tian Luzi muttered in his heart, followed the sound depressed, and found that Ji Yu was sitting on the ground, holding his feet in both hands, with a look of pain on his face.With his wisdom, he knew with his toes that the latter had sprained his ankle.

His whole body was shaken, and an invisible strength shot out from his body, and the drenched Taoist robe on Tian Luzi's body shot out a mist of water.When I looked again, the Taoist robe was completely dry.

The "strength" in the eight methods is the inner strength!

Lifting the women's flat sandals on the embankment, Tian Luzi admired him again, and then walked towards Ji Yuxian unhurriedly.Seeing the latter, the latter turned pale with fright, endured the severe pain and struggled to get up, and limped down the mountain.

Since Tian Luzi was kicked in the face by himself, he still acted as if nothing had happened, and even held up his sandals to watch carefully, Ji Yuxian once again confirmed that he was a pervert, a strange sorghum.Blame the uncle for chasing after her, but Xiao Meimei is a fool if she doesn't run away.If it really falls into his hands, maybe he will be bound to sm.

A person with one leg cannot run with two legs. This is basically an eternal truth.Ji Yuxian, who had sprained her feet, was quickly overtaken. Tian Luzi held up women's sandals and stood in front of her, saying, "Girl, your shoes."

"Ah!" Ji Yuxian was frightened and sat down on the ground.She couldn't figure out how the perverted pervert in front of her walked slowly, how could she catch up in such a short time.

Tianluzi can see, that heartache, the soft and plump buttocks come into intimate contact with the hard ground, it must be very painful.He really wanted to go up and pamper Ji Yuxian, but he could only think about it.

"Girl, don't panic. Although I don't understand what you mean by a pervert, I have no malice toward you." While speaking tepidly, Tian Luzi put the women's sandals aside, then knelt down and grabbed Ji Yuxian's ankle.

"Ah, pervert, what do you want to do? Help! Molest!"

Ji Yuxian's high-decibel soprano sounded again, and he kicked his feet desperately, trying to retract, but his feet seemed to be imprisoned, and he couldn't pull them back at all.So she kicked it with her uninjured left foot. She has never been a woman who would accept her fate obediently.

"Young lady, why are you so splashy. Your ankle is sprained, and I'll help you heal it."

Tian Luzi stretched out his empty left hand, gently sweeping and pressing to the side, like the soft waist of a woman like a willow in the wind, easily blocked Ji Yuxian's kicked foot, and pressed it to the ground.When the latter wanted to kick again, he was shocked to find that his left foot was numb and unable to exert any force.

If Lian Jiazi was present, he would have cried out in surprise. The daze that Tianluzi used just now is the most authentic Tai Chi.

He easily removed Ji Yu's random kicking force, and used the technique of borrowing force to press his foot on the ground and apply acupuncture points.This series of running movements, performed in one go in an instant, is not something ordinary people can do.

"Pervert, what did you do to my feet?" Ji Yuxian was startled and frightened, but he couldn't move after being pressed on his legs a little. This kind of picture can only be seen in movies.

"Shut up, or I'll rape and kill you right away." Tian Luzi frowned and shouted, he was really fed up with the woman in front of him, didn't he say he wouldn't do anything to her, and even yelled abnormally.

Although in this era, chastity is no longer cherished by many women.But Ji Yuxian is different. She was born in a rural family, and she still respects the fine traditions of China for thousands of years, and she also values ​​her own chastity.

So she, who was afraid of being raped and killed, stopped shouting.In her words: If you haven't been touched by a man yet, it won't be worth it if you die.

Taking advantage of the moment when Ji Yuxian was shocked, Tian Luzi looked at the former's beautiful feet with bright eyes.Although he is a villager, the former's jade feet are the best choice.The lines are smooth, the wheels are distinct, the color is soft, the feet are slender and slender, the toes are orderly, and the taste is fragrant.

"Your feet are beautiful." Tian Luzi admired subconsciously.

In ancient times, feet were a woman's second face, and in the eyes of men, feet were even more important than breasts.As an ancient person, Tianluzi, who was influenced by customs, naturally had a little foot fetish.

Tianluzi learned Zhang Sanfeng's Eight Laws, focusing on Taoism following nature.For this reason, he prefers the natural beauty of naturally growing jade feet to the morbidly beautiful three-inch golden lotus of the ancients.

Pervert, pervert, and uncle with a foot fetish, this is Ji Yuxian's evaluation of Tian Luzi at this time.For a moment, she even had the thought of dying in her heart.But she still didn't do it after all, because she was afraid of being raped.In her cognition, perverts dare to do anything.

Under Ji Yuxian's terrified eyes, Tian Luzi held her ankle tightly with one hand and her soft soles with the other.It feels soft and creamy when you touch it, like stroking warm jade.

Oh no, is it right that I'm going to be praised by this pervert before I die?Why is my life so miserable? Didn't I just go up the mountain to play in the water, and even a pervert fell from the sky.Ji Yuxian's face paled, she wanted to struggle and scream but didn't dare.

Tian Luzi really wants to molested Ji Meiren?You think too much, he is just treating her feet.I saw him exerting soft force on his hands, and twisting them instantly.

Click!Put your feet back in place.Tian Luzi gently put down Ji Yuxian's feet and helped her put on the sandals.All this is so natural, without the slightest sense of abruptness.Even Ji Yuxian didn't cry out in pain, she just felt a rush of hot air penetrated into her feet, which was very warm and comfortable.

"Girl, your feet are already healed. Stand up and have a look. You are out of manner sitting like this." Tian Luzi stood up and put on a dignified posture.

Sven beast!Just pretend, pretend to be dead.

Ji Yuxian finally stood up, and the pain in his feet was no longer any different from before.At this time, she felt that she had misunderstood the wretched little Taoist priest in front of her.

At the same time, she was also amazed by his magical powers.Heat enters the body, it seems that only those so-called qigong masters can 'do' it.She always thought it was a lie, but now she actually met it.

"Thank you." Feeling that he should say thank you, Ji Yuxian said so softly, not daring to watch Tian Luzi turn around and run down the mountain.

However, before she could take a few steps, a group of people rushed up from the foot of the mountain.Those who rushed to the front were her three unyielding girlfriends, and her father Ji Changtian who was holding a hoe in his hand.

"Chen Sao, you three dead girls, you actually left me alone and slipped away first, do you have girlfriends who don't show loyalty like you?" Seeing the three of Chen Hua go and come back, Ji Yuxian was suddenly outraged If you hit one place, you will be scolded if you go up to meet them.

The three of Chen Hua knew they were wrong and did not refute. They all said in low voices: "Where did we leave Ji Meiren and you ran away? Didn't we go down the mountain to rescue the soldiers?"

"Move the rescuers, move your dead head, when your rescuers arrive, my sister will be eaten up." Ji Yuxian blurted out depressed.

"What? You have been eaten up, big girl? By that stinky Taoist priest?" Ji Changtian lost his composure, raised his hoe and rushed towards Tianluzi.That posture didn't look like a farmer at all, he looked like a local tyrant in a daze.

There are no moves, no skills, and no inner strength, but the power of Ji Changtian's top-down hoe is quite terrifying.It was a blow full of pity for her daughter and resentment for the pervert.

"Old man, what do you do?" Tian Luzi's face was calm, and he didn't see any big movements. He just turned sideways slightly, and the hoe came infinitely closer and struck down from him.

"I plow the fields!" Ji Chang subconsciously broke out such a dialect in extreme weather, and swept out with a hoe in both hands.

"Don't plow the fields like others to come out and fight." Tian Luzi moved his hand to the side while speaking, and followed the momentum of the ax to push hands in Tai Chi, overthrowing Ji Changtian to the ground.

"Dad, are you okay? How about my daughter not being caught by that bastard." Ji Yuxian turned pale, rushed forward to help Ji Changtian up, and the trace of gratitude for Tian Luzi disappeared.

Ji Changtian was so angry that he didn't hear Ji Yuxian's words at all.At this moment, a voice spread: "It's Tai Chi, that smelly Taoist knows Tai Chi."

"Tai Chi? Hmph, isn't it just to strengthen the body and embroider legs? What's so great about it. A good man is also afraid that there will be many villains, so I will do it and hoe the bastard. The benefits will be indispensable to you, and each will be four figures. "Ji Changtian said anxiously, he really is a local tyrant with a lot of money, and he is also the best among the local tyrants.

Under the heavy gold, there must be a brave man. Six villagers moved, and rushed over with artifacts such as forks, hoes, kitchen knives, and long spoons, and surrounded Tianluzi.

"Everyone, please be safe and calm, I have no malicious intentions." Tian Luzi frowned and explained that although he was not afraid of the villagers' siege, he didn't like trouble either.In other words, he is lazy, if it is possible not to do it, it is better not to do it.

"I ate up my daughter and said there was no malice. Beat me! Beat me hard."

As Ji Changtian's words fell, the six villagers moved, and all the strange artifacts greeted Tianluzi.The latter used Tai Chi steps, rushing left and right in the intensive attack, and the villagers couldn't hit him at all.

"Dad, what did that bastard do to me!?" Ji Yuxian, a kind-hearted little girl, was in a hurry. In her cognition, four punches with two hands were hard to beat, let alone twelve punches now. That Taoist priest was really going to be beaten and disabled.

This time, Ji Changtian heard it. He looked at his daughter suspiciously and said, "Really?"

"No, I sprained my ankle, and he healed it for me."

"Oh, all right!"

Ji Changtian looked at his daughter for a long time and found that she still had a virginal aura before he really believed it.But this guy didn't seem to want to make the villagers stop, he just said this quietly, and continued to watch the heads-up in front of him.Tian Luzi singled out six villagers.

"Then why don't you let the villagers back down?" Ji Yuxian jumped.

"Why do you want them to quit? That bastard even overthrew the plowman. I have to teach him what I say today." Ji Changtian said this as a matter of course. The feeling is that he hates Tianluzi for letting him go. Pushed to the ground.

Who says men are not stingy, men are not human when they are stingy!

The beating continued. Although those top-grade artifacts like hoes and spoons didn't touch him at all, Tianluzi became angry after being surrounded and beaten for so long.While dodging quickly, he opened and closed his hands widely, unexpectedly clamping all six magical soldiers, and then turned his body half a circle to use his strength to flick.

call! ! !The six were holding on to the magic soldier tightly, and before they could react to what was going on, they were thrown flying by a force, fell to the ground and couldn't get up for a while.

The Ji family's father and daughter rubbed their eyes in disbelief, their mouths were opened wide, and their faces were full of shock.Is that human being?Human strength can throw six farmers away at once?