Taoist Modern Merry
Chapter 142 Mushroom Chicken?Braised ribs?
Tianluzi's trick was absolutely perfect, earning enough praise and face.Long Hongyan was stunned, she secretly glanced at Tian Luzi, and realized that men can be so cute.
Both Li Hui and Yang Yanling's faces were so gloomy that they were about to drip. Li Hui asked Tian Luzi and Long Hongyan why they came together. In fact, he wanted to hit Tian Luzi and show off himself.
It's a pity that the calculation of the sky is not as good as the calculation of man. Not only did he fail to achieve his goal, but he hurt himself miserably.
Taking a deep breath, suppressing his anger, Li Hui could not be more fake and said: "Brother Tianlu is indeed a peerless good man, Hongyan and you are a perfect match. By the way, your piano song "Climbing the Moon and Reaching the Stars" is now popular Well, you must have made a lot of money, right?"
"Nothing, climbing the moon and picking the stars didn't bring me the slightest benefit." Tian Luzi was telling the truth, and he didn't even bother to use piano music to sell money.
His piano skills have reached the level where he can kill people, and if it has anything to do with money, it would be a big deal.
Tianluzi's answer stunned Li Hui for a moment, the former's answer surprised him too much.He originally planned that if Tian Luzi's number was too low, he could taunt him severely.Now that Tian Luzi answered like this, it gave him no chance to be sarcastic.
For this reason, he was a little anxious, but he calmed down after a while, and asked with a chilling smile on the corner of his mouth: "So, Brother Tianlu, don't you have a stable income?"
Tian Luzi thought for a while, nodded and said, "Well, the income is very little."
Long Hongyan watched Tian Luzi jump into the hole Li Hui had dug 'without noticing', feeling so anxious in her heart that she kept poking Tian Luzi with her little hand, trying to remind him.It's a pity that Tian Luzi didn't seem to notice it at all, and still kept answering the questions.
"It's impossible. You are a celebrity, so there should be many advertisements."
"I only filmed an advertisement once, and it was for Xuanye International, and it was free."
"You also shoot for free?"
"I can't help it. In order to be famous, it's just like this at the beginning."
. . . . . . .
Li Hui asked a series of questions, and Tian Luzi answered them perfectly, making everyone present think that he was a figurehead.If you don't have money, what's the use of being popular?
"Tian Luzi has no money, so he will definitely not live in a better place. As long as he dares to tell me, then I will also tell me where I live. I'm not afraid that I won't be able to live in the same place as him." After thinking about it, Li Hui started to fight back: "Where does that brother live?"
"Nanyue Huafu." Tian Luzi answered honestly again, but he was muttering in his heart: Xiaoyan wants to slander me, but there is no way!When you ask this question, I'll wait until the flowers are gone. "
Nanyue Washington?Li Hui was a little overwhelmed. Of course he knew where Nanyue Huafu was.It is a gathering place for dignitaries and wealthy people, and those who can live in it are either rich or noble.Although his residence is high-end, it is not at the same level as Nanyue Huafu.
Once again, his attempt to hit Tianluzi was aborted, but he didn't give up, and asked again: "What car do you drive?"
"I don't know what kind of car it is called. It's the kind of car that has a circle with three conjoined pointed triangle logos inside. Oh, by the way, there is also the word s600 written on the rear of the car." Tian Luzi smiled slightly. One, anyway, pretending to be coercive is not illegal
"Didn't you say that your income is very small? How can you afford to live in a villa and drive a luxury car?"
"It's very rare, that's why I drive the s600 and live in Nanyue Huafu. Otherwise, I would live better and drive a better car."
. . . . . .
Li Hui wants to die, without such a bully, how can you be so superb.Driving a luxury car, living in a villa and still pretending to be poor in front of me, you're just pretending to be a fart.
He felt aggrieved. He asked about his feelings for so long, but in the end it didn't hurt anyone. Instead, he gave Tianluzi a chance to show off.
What I have to say is that Li Hui's show off makes people feel annoying, and Tian Luzi's show off makes people think he is cute.This person really deserves to die!
At this time, everyone present looked at Tian Luzi and Long Hongyan with envy and jealousy.For this, Long Hongyan was of course full of joy, and she almost lost control and hugged Tianluzi and kissed her wetly.
"By the way, where does brother Li live and what kind of mount does he drive?" Tian Luzi will not let Li Hui go, don't you want to see me suffer, then I will make you suffer too.
"It doesn't matter if you don't talk about it." Li Hui said in a word, he is not stupid, and naturally he would not do things that would humiliate himself.
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While Tian Luzi was pretending to be aggressive in the extreme space, something happened in the base camp of the Ssangyong Club.In a room, Su Tiantian was sprinting on a bitch, and the room was filled with a strong hormonal smell.
Squeak, the door was pushed open, and the military division walked in.
As early as the moment the door was opened, Su Shangtian noticed it, but he didn't stop sprinting, but accelerated his sprinting speed.Because he knew that in the entire Ssangyong Club, except for the military division, no one would dare to barge in when he was having sex with women.
The military division didn't feel uncomfortable at all, and seemed to be used to it long ago.He walked over, glanced at the flushed woman on the sofa, and began to push Su Shangtian's butt.
abnormal!This is so fucking perverted!
"Is there something wrong?" Su Shangtian knelt on the sofa, allowing the military division to help him push his butt, and the angry dragon frequently went in and out of Taoyuan.
"Zhang Tianlu appeared in the extreme space." The military division said quietly.
"When did this happen?"
"Now!"
"He discovered that the extreme space is a place that we Ssangyong will watch, so he went there to destroy?" Su Shangtian asked with a gleam in his eyes.
"Probably not, he and a woman entered the No. 3 room, as if he was having a party with friends." The military division shook his head and said.
"What do you mean by coming to me to trouble him?"
"I have such an idea."
"Didn't you say before that before Xuanye International's press conference, don't startle the snake?"
"I have a way, so you don't have to worry about scaring the snake. Although you can't touch him now, it's okay to let out a sigh of relief."
"Then go ahead and execute it. I've wanted to vent my anger on him for a long time. My brother died, and I was so angry that I couldn't relieve it by being a woman." Su Shangtian said ruthlessly.
"Okay, I'll make arrangements now!" The military division withdrew his hand, turned and walked outside.
"Wait a moment."
"what happened?"
"Zhang Tianlu is very good at fighting, you have to be more careful when you ask people to do things."
"I know this. I will let someone attack his woman. With a hostage in hand, I don't believe he can fly into the sky."
"We're just watching from Extreme Space. After all, it's not our place. Keep your hands and feet clean when doing things. Don't be caught by the old foxes behind the scenes in Extreme Space. Otherwise, we will be in trouble."
"I'll do things, don't worry."
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bang!The door of the private room was kicked open suddenly, and a muscular man rushed in with two skinny younger brothers.
All three of them wore stockings on their heads, the black kind, making it difficult to see their appearance clearly.Of course, no one bothered to look at their appearance, because the muscular man held a pocket pistol in his hand.
Uh, in this day and age, silk stockings are still worn on the head. These three people must be weird, or they have abnormal heads.
The people in the private room thought it was the bartender who came in, so most of them didn't pay attention to see it.But Tian Luzi saw it, stood up immediately, and pulled Long Hongyan behind him.
boom!After the muscular man and two skinny men rushed in, they closed the door behind them.The muscular man shook his pistol and shouted at everyone in the private room: "Hi everyone, nice to meet you all."
The muscular man's voice was very low, making it sound like he was still asleep, very much like what a character in a cartoon said.
Sluggish, everyone is sluggish, sluggish because of the muscular man's words.Then there was panic, panic because of the pistol in the muscular man's hand.What is this called?It's too much to memorize even if you just sing K and still get robbed.
"Brother, the dialogue is wrong!" The two thin men said at the same time.
"Wrong? Oh yes!" The muscular man said belatedly, and then ordered: "Hong Shao, go and get the microphone."
"Okay brother!" One of the skinny men walked up to Yang Yanling and snatched the microphone away, making her tremble with fright.
No one knew what the three gangsters were doing with the microphone, and no one thought about it.Looking at the gloomy muzzle, they were all terrified, and they didn't have the heart to care about it.
Long Hongyan had never seen such a situation before, her delicate body trembled slightly, and subconsciously leaned on Tianluzi.Tian Luzi patted her on the back calmly, signaling her not to be afraid, but his eyes were fixed on the badges on the chests of the three bandits.
His eyesight was better than that of ordinary people, and he could clearly see the words 'Yangcheng Abnormal Human Research Center' written on the badges on the chests of the three people, but their names were different.
The muscular man is called Ding Leiluo, nicknamed Mushroom Slippery Chicken; the two skinny men are called Shangguan Hongri and Shangguan Baiyue, nicknamed Braised Pork and Pork Ribs respectively.
Chicken with mushrooms?Braised ribs?This nickname is really unique enough to make people never forget it.Tian Luzi wanted to laugh, but he held back, it was really not suitable to laugh out loud at this time and place.
At the same time, he frowned, knowing that this matter was not simple.
Although Tian Luzi has no common sense, he still knows what the Abnormal Human Research Center represents.Abnormal human beings ran out from the abnormal human research center, which was a common occurrence.But it's too weird for abnormal human beings to come into the extreme space.
The spectators of the extreme space are not blind, so how could they let a lunatic come in.When something weird happens, there must be a demon. Tian Luzi is basically sure that someone is planning behind the scenes, and he is someone who can speak in the extreme space nightclub.
The only thing he didn't understand was which one of the private rooms the three lunatics came in with guns to target.
(ps The name is a bit ridiculous, don't slap your face)
Both Li Hui and Yang Yanling's faces were so gloomy that they were about to drip. Li Hui asked Tian Luzi and Long Hongyan why they came together. In fact, he wanted to hit Tian Luzi and show off himself.
It's a pity that the calculation of the sky is not as good as the calculation of man. Not only did he fail to achieve his goal, but he hurt himself miserably.
Taking a deep breath, suppressing his anger, Li Hui could not be more fake and said: "Brother Tianlu is indeed a peerless good man, Hongyan and you are a perfect match. By the way, your piano song "Climbing the Moon and Reaching the Stars" is now popular Well, you must have made a lot of money, right?"
"Nothing, climbing the moon and picking the stars didn't bring me the slightest benefit." Tian Luzi was telling the truth, and he didn't even bother to use piano music to sell money.
His piano skills have reached the level where he can kill people, and if it has anything to do with money, it would be a big deal.
Tianluzi's answer stunned Li Hui for a moment, the former's answer surprised him too much.He originally planned that if Tian Luzi's number was too low, he could taunt him severely.Now that Tian Luzi answered like this, it gave him no chance to be sarcastic.
For this reason, he was a little anxious, but he calmed down after a while, and asked with a chilling smile on the corner of his mouth: "So, Brother Tianlu, don't you have a stable income?"
Tian Luzi thought for a while, nodded and said, "Well, the income is very little."
Long Hongyan watched Tian Luzi jump into the hole Li Hui had dug 'without noticing', feeling so anxious in her heart that she kept poking Tian Luzi with her little hand, trying to remind him.It's a pity that Tian Luzi didn't seem to notice it at all, and still kept answering the questions.
"It's impossible. You are a celebrity, so there should be many advertisements."
"I only filmed an advertisement once, and it was for Xuanye International, and it was free."
"You also shoot for free?"
"I can't help it. In order to be famous, it's just like this at the beginning."
. . . . . . .
Li Hui asked a series of questions, and Tian Luzi answered them perfectly, making everyone present think that he was a figurehead.If you don't have money, what's the use of being popular?
"Tian Luzi has no money, so he will definitely not live in a better place. As long as he dares to tell me, then I will also tell me where I live. I'm not afraid that I won't be able to live in the same place as him." After thinking about it, Li Hui started to fight back: "Where does that brother live?"
"Nanyue Huafu." Tian Luzi answered honestly again, but he was muttering in his heart: Xiaoyan wants to slander me, but there is no way!When you ask this question, I'll wait until the flowers are gone. "
Nanyue Washington?Li Hui was a little overwhelmed. Of course he knew where Nanyue Huafu was.It is a gathering place for dignitaries and wealthy people, and those who can live in it are either rich or noble.Although his residence is high-end, it is not at the same level as Nanyue Huafu.
Once again, his attempt to hit Tianluzi was aborted, but he didn't give up, and asked again: "What car do you drive?"
"I don't know what kind of car it is called. It's the kind of car that has a circle with three conjoined pointed triangle logos inside. Oh, by the way, there is also the word s600 written on the rear of the car." Tian Luzi smiled slightly. One, anyway, pretending to be coercive is not illegal
"Didn't you say that your income is very small? How can you afford to live in a villa and drive a luxury car?"
"It's very rare, that's why I drive the s600 and live in Nanyue Huafu. Otherwise, I would live better and drive a better car."
. . . . . .
Li Hui wants to die, without such a bully, how can you be so superb.Driving a luxury car, living in a villa and still pretending to be poor in front of me, you're just pretending to be a fart.
He felt aggrieved. He asked about his feelings for so long, but in the end it didn't hurt anyone. Instead, he gave Tianluzi a chance to show off.
What I have to say is that Li Hui's show off makes people feel annoying, and Tian Luzi's show off makes people think he is cute.This person really deserves to die!
At this time, everyone present looked at Tian Luzi and Long Hongyan with envy and jealousy.For this, Long Hongyan was of course full of joy, and she almost lost control and hugged Tianluzi and kissed her wetly.
"By the way, where does brother Li live and what kind of mount does he drive?" Tian Luzi will not let Li Hui go, don't you want to see me suffer, then I will make you suffer too.
"It doesn't matter if you don't talk about it." Li Hui said in a word, he is not stupid, and naturally he would not do things that would humiliate himself.
-----
-----
While Tian Luzi was pretending to be aggressive in the extreme space, something happened in the base camp of the Ssangyong Club.In a room, Su Tiantian was sprinting on a bitch, and the room was filled with a strong hormonal smell.
Squeak, the door was pushed open, and the military division walked in.
As early as the moment the door was opened, Su Shangtian noticed it, but he didn't stop sprinting, but accelerated his sprinting speed.Because he knew that in the entire Ssangyong Club, except for the military division, no one would dare to barge in when he was having sex with women.
The military division didn't feel uncomfortable at all, and seemed to be used to it long ago.He walked over, glanced at the flushed woman on the sofa, and began to push Su Shangtian's butt.
abnormal!This is so fucking perverted!
"Is there something wrong?" Su Shangtian knelt on the sofa, allowing the military division to help him push his butt, and the angry dragon frequently went in and out of Taoyuan.
"Zhang Tianlu appeared in the extreme space." The military division said quietly.
"When did this happen?"
"Now!"
"He discovered that the extreme space is a place that we Ssangyong will watch, so he went there to destroy?" Su Shangtian asked with a gleam in his eyes.
"Probably not, he and a woman entered the No. 3 room, as if he was having a party with friends." The military division shook his head and said.
"What do you mean by coming to me to trouble him?"
"I have such an idea."
"Didn't you say before that before Xuanye International's press conference, don't startle the snake?"
"I have a way, so you don't have to worry about scaring the snake. Although you can't touch him now, it's okay to let out a sigh of relief."
"Then go ahead and execute it. I've wanted to vent my anger on him for a long time. My brother died, and I was so angry that I couldn't relieve it by being a woman." Su Shangtian said ruthlessly.
"Okay, I'll make arrangements now!" The military division withdrew his hand, turned and walked outside.
"Wait a moment."
"what happened?"
"Zhang Tianlu is very good at fighting, you have to be more careful when you ask people to do things."
"I know this. I will let someone attack his woman. With a hostage in hand, I don't believe he can fly into the sky."
"We're just watching from Extreme Space. After all, it's not our place. Keep your hands and feet clean when doing things. Don't be caught by the old foxes behind the scenes in Extreme Space. Otherwise, we will be in trouble."
"I'll do things, don't worry."
-----
-----
bang!The door of the private room was kicked open suddenly, and a muscular man rushed in with two skinny younger brothers.
All three of them wore stockings on their heads, the black kind, making it difficult to see their appearance clearly.Of course, no one bothered to look at their appearance, because the muscular man held a pocket pistol in his hand.
Uh, in this day and age, silk stockings are still worn on the head. These three people must be weird, or they have abnormal heads.
The people in the private room thought it was the bartender who came in, so most of them didn't pay attention to see it.But Tian Luzi saw it, stood up immediately, and pulled Long Hongyan behind him.
boom!After the muscular man and two skinny men rushed in, they closed the door behind them.The muscular man shook his pistol and shouted at everyone in the private room: "Hi everyone, nice to meet you all."
The muscular man's voice was very low, making it sound like he was still asleep, very much like what a character in a cartoon said.
Sluggish, everyone is sluggish, sluggish because of the muscular man's words.Then there was panic, panic because of the pistol in the muscular man's hand.What is this called?It's too much to memorize even if you just sing K and still get robbed.
"Brother, the dialogue is wrong!" The two thin men said at the same time.
"Wrong? Oh yes!" The muscular man said belatedly, and then ordered: "Hong Shao, go and get the microphone."
"Okay brother!" One of the skinny men walked up to Yang Yanling and snatched the microphone away, making her tremble with fright.
No one knew what the three gangsters were doing with the microphone, and no one thought about it.Looking at the gloomy muzzle, they were all terrified, and they didn't have the heart to care about it.
Long Hongyan had never seen such a situation before, her delicate body trembled slightly, and subconsciously leaned on Tianluzi.Tian Luzi patted her on the back calmly, signaling her not to be afraid, but his eyes were fixed on the badges on the chests of the three bandits.
His eyesight was better than that of ordinary people, and he could clearly see the words 'Yangcheng Abnormal Human Research Center' written on the badges on the chests of the three people, but their names were different.
The muscular man is called Ding Leiluo, nicknamed Mushroom Slippery Chicken; the two skinny men are called Shangguan Hongri and Shangguan Baiyue, nicknamed Braised Pork and Pork Ribs respectively.
Chicken with mushrooms?Braised ribs?This nickname is really unique enough to make people never forget it.Tian Luzi wanted to laugh, but he held back, it was really not suitable to laugh out loud at this time and place.
At the same time, he frowned, knowing that this matter was not simple.
Although Tian Luzi has no common sense, he still knows what the Abnormal Human Research Center represents.Abnormal human beings ran out from the abnormal human research center, which was a common occurrence.But it's too weird for abnormal human beings to come into the extreme space.
The spectators of the extreme space are not blind, so how could they let a lunatic come in.When something weird happens, there must be a demon. Tian Luzi is basically sure that someone is planning behind the scenes, and he is someone who can speak in the extreme space nightclub.
The only thing he didn't understand was which one of the private rooms the three lunatics came in with guns to target.
(ps The name is a bit ridiculous, don't slap your face)
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