Taoist Modern Merry

"Hmm! I'm Mushroom Chicken, nice to meet you all. Don't doubt that I'm out of my mind, I'm called Mushroom Chicken! This is my grandma's name, because she likes to eat Mushroom Chicken.. ..." Donggu slipped and cleared his throat as he spoke solemnly, but was interrupted before he could finish speaking.

"Brother, you got the dialogue wrong again." Ribs reminded kindly.

"Oh yes, let's get down to business now." Donggu Huaji then reacted and shouted: "The police rounds, everyone squatted on the ground with their heads in their hands, it is not necessary for you to say it now, but what you say will become evidence in court .”

"Brother, please, the dialogue is wrong again, we are gangsters and not cops." Hong Shao corrected.

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At this time, if there are still people in the private room who don't know that the three people in front of them are abnormal humans, then his IQ must be worse than that of a lunatic.

As the saying goes, those who are arrogant are afraid of being stunned, and those who are stupefied are afraid of going crazy.The scary thing about lunatics is that they don't play cards according to the routine at all, which makes you hard to guard against and chills in your heart.

For this reason, the faces of the people in the private room became even uglier.Crazy people don't happen very often, and this year there are a lot of them. They don't even have to sing a K to meet them.

"Braised pork ribs, go and catch that woman!" Dong Mushroom Sliced ​​Chicken suddenly pointed at Yang Yanling and ordered.

"It's Big Brother!" The two braised pork ribs agreed, and quickly walked to the sofa where Yang Yanling was sitting.

Seeing the two lunatics walking towards her, Yang Yanling's breathing became heavier, and she passed out in the end.Li Hui, who was sitting beside her, gritted his teeth and stood up in front of Yang Yanling.

"Well? Well, you little boy, do you want to die? Didn't you see the gun in my hand? Get out of the way, or your head will explode." Donggu Shuaji shook the pistol, stuck out his tongue and licked his lips Said.

Facing the gloomy muzzle of the gun, Li Hui's expression changed, and finally he stepped aside, watching helplessly as his woman was carried to the feet of Donggu Slider by two lunatics.

Bitch!Tian Luzi cursed inwardly, she was not worthy of Yang Yanling, she would be out of luck for such a cowardly man.

Not only Tian Luzi couldn't see it, but even other people thought Li Hui was too cowardly, and all cast contemptuous looks.

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In the dark corner opposite the extreme space gate, the military master is leaning against a big tree with his eyes closed.Beside him, stood a little punk playing "Plants vs. Zombies 2" boredly.

ah!A scream spread, and a line of small characters appeared on the screen of the little gangster's mobile phone, which read, 'Your brain was eaten by zombies'.

"Fuck!" The little gangster cursed, then put away his phone and asked, "Military Master, those three idiots have been in for so long, why hasn't there been any movement?"

"Why are young people so impatient? Wait a minute! Sometimes lunatics are more efficient than normal people in doing things!" the military adviser said confidently without opening his eyes.

"But those three are idiots after all, did they get the wrong room?"

"This possibility cannot be ruled out."

"Military division, why aren't you anxious at all?" The little gangster lost his composure: "I really don't understand why you, military division, let those three idiots do this."

"No reason, it's because they are lunatics. When lunatics kill people, no matter whether it's a note or a person in extreme space, they will not suspect that someone is instigating behind the scenes. If it is a normal person, the person in the note and extreme space will follow the clues, check The main messenger behind the scenes." The military division explained.

"Then what if they find something is wrong and want to interrogate those three idiots?"

"You will also call them idiots, who will believe what idiots say?"

"A military advisor is indeed a military advisor!" The little gangster slapped his ass hard and asked, "How did the military advisor get those three idiots to obey?"

"Whether he is a normal person or a madman, as long as he is a person, he will pursue something. Chicken with mushrooms likes to pretend to be aggressive, and braised pork ribs likes to rape their women in front of men. I told them, the herringbone 3 of extreme space Room No. [-] can fulfill their wishes, so they escaped from the mental hospital and followed me here." The military division smiled, he was still very satisfied with the fact that he could use lunatics to kill people.

As long as it can kill, it is a killing tool. This tool can be a gun, a knife, or poison. . . . .It can also be a person, or even a lunatic!

"There are a lot of people in the private room, how do those three idiots know which one is Tianluzi's woman? What if they kill the wrong person?"

"There are only two couples in the private room, isn't that easy to recognize? As for whether the wrong person will be killed, who cares about it. Besides, what if they kill the wrong person? It's just a lunatic who killed the wrong person!"

poison!Insidious!It's so wet!

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In the private room, Dong Mushroom Sliding Chicken glanced at Yang Yanling who was still unconscious under her feet, and ordered: "Braised pork ribs, you have done a good job in capturing beautiful women, and now the emperor rewards you with beautiful women, and you can enjoy them as you like."

As soon as these words came out, the expressions of everyone in the private room changed again, especially Li Hui's expression was the most ugly.After all, the woman who was about to be raped by the lunatic was his woman.

The ugly face was ugly, but he was not impulsive, and stood motionless as before.For a successful businessman like him, what he cherishes most is not the people around him, but his own life.A shrewd man would never do such a foolish thing for a woman.

"Thank you, brother!" After the braised pork ribs and the two men clasped their fists in salute, they both knelt down and rubbed Yang Yanling's double peaks one by one.

"Big! Bobo is fun."

"So soft! Bobo is like QQ candy."

The two idiots were playing and expressing their feelings. Finally, they were not satisfied with the status quo and began to tear Yang Yanling's shirt.Because the movements were too big, Yang Yanling, who had passed out of a coma, woke up.

As soon as Yang Yanling opened her eyes, she saw two wretched men frantically tearing at her shirt. The shirt was torn out with many holes, which could no longer hide the spring.

"Ah!" She screamed out, clutching her chest tightly with her hands, kicking her legs constantly, trying to escape from the clutches of the devil.Unexpectedly, before she even moved a few times, the cold and hard muzzle of the gun was aimed at her head.

Immediately afterwards, the voice of the mushroom sliding chicken came: "Bitch, if you don't want to eat candy, don't move around!"

Feeling the dangerous aura coming from the muzzle of the gun close to her head, Yang Yanling dared not move. Chastity is precious, and the price of life is even higher!

Seeing that Yang Yanling no longer struggled with the braised pork ribs, she started the clothes tearing competition again.

At this moment, Yang Yanling was no longer a black-bellied coquette, she was just a cute and pitiful little woman, her eyes fell on her man asking for help.Like most women, they always feel that men are their reliance, and they will subconsciously turn to their men for help when they are in danger!

It's a pity that Yang Yanling relied on Li Hui, but turned her head away, pretending not to see her eyes asking for help.At this moment, her heart died, and she despaired of men from then on. She simply stopped clutching her chest and let two lunatics tear her shirt.

hiss!After all, the shirt could not withstand the frenzied tearing, and died.

Immediately, a snow-white delicate body was exposed to everyone's sight. The snow-white skin and black underwear complemented each other, and the allure was extraordinary.Another thing I have to say is that Yang Yanling is really rich.

If you tear one piece of clothing and another, then tear it up again.It's just that the underwear is different from the shirt, and two lunatics are working on how to tear it off.

"Tianlu, we are still human, we can't just watch and remain indifferent." Long Hongyan leaned closer to Tianluzi's ear and whispered.

"You mean to save her?" Seeing Long Hongyan nodded, Tian Luzi continued: "Don't forget that she is your deadly enemy."

"It's not about hatred, it's about humanity."

"I see, I'm about to make a move."

Long Hongyan's eyes lit up, and she questioned, "You already have a solution?"

Tian Luzi nodded, didn't say anything more, pulled off a button on his shirt collar, and used his secret force to pop the button out.

But his target was not mushroom chicken or braised pork ribs, but Li Hui!In his opinion, a man who sees his woman about to be bullied and remains indifferent is no longer human.

No!It's a beast!It's not right, it should be said that it is worse than a beast!There is no need for things that are inferior to animals!Therefore, Tian Luzi wanted him to die, so he did it when he thought of it.

Snapped!The button hit Li Hui's Huantiao acupoint with force, making him jump up involuntarily.Conscience of heaven and earth, he just jumped up and didn't have any intention of saving Yang Yanling.

But others didn't think so, at least Donggu Huaji didn't think so, so he pulled the trigger decisively.The gunshot rang out, and Li Hui fell to the ground, his body convulsed violently, and blood quickly spread on the ground.

Depend on!If that idiot really shot, wouldn't he be afraid of being dragged to the target?Well, he's crazy, there's no fear of that word in his dictionary.

At the moment when the gunshot rang out and everyone was shocked, Tian Luzi moved.Taiji step was used, and the whole person rushed out like a phantom.

Crazy, they just have crazy ideas, but their reactions are unambiguous, even faster than the average person's reaction speed.Donggu Huaji shot and killed Li Hui, then quickly pointed the gun at Tianluzi and fired again, shouting that it was fun.

boom!The bullet came out of the gun flame, and the speed was not unpleasant, but it failed to hit Tian Luzi who was performing Tai Chi Step.

bang bang bang! ! !The mushroom slide chicken fired three more shots in a row, but the result was still the same.Tianluzi's reaction was too fast!

"If you don't like candy, then the emperor will give it to those who like it!" While speaking, the pistol in Donggu Huaji's hand pointed at Long Hongyan behind Tianluzi.

boom!The last bullet of the pistol was fired.