Taoist Modern Merry

"Hey, look over there, there is an idiot yelling loudly in front of the gate of the Calligraphy Association."

"If you are tall and big, you must not be able to pick up girls, so you stupidly shouted that the cabbage was fucked by a pig. Such a person is most likely a dick."

"No way, I think that person looks handsome, he doesn't look like a dick, you don't want to wrong him. Also, don't you think that person looks familiar?"

"Why not, there are too many beasts in clothes now. He looks like a gentleman in front of people, but he is a wretched uncle who masturbates every night behind people. People like this make a lot of money on the street."

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Sensing that the people around him were pointing at him, Tian Luzi naturally knew that they were laughing at him as an idiot.But not only was he not angry, but he also had a mischievous mind.He wanted to use this to vent the depression in his heart. The piano song "Crow" played before was not enough to vent all the depression in his heart.

"What are you looking at, haven't you seen a handsome guy?" Tian Luzi said arrogantly, and then he yelled loudly: "Ocean, ocean, you are full of water! Horse, horse, you have four legs! Girl, girl You are like flowing water, but why are you so beautiful..."

This is a classic, he saw it by accident while surfing the Internet, and thought it was quite funny, so he wrote it down.Now he wanted to play tricks to vent, but it just came in handy.

Depend on!Where did this guy get out? Could it be that the door of the Abnormal Human Research Center in Yangcheng was forgotten, allowing this guy to get out? [

"Why are you yelling outside when you have nothing to do?" Tian Luzi had just entered the Calligraphy Association, and Ren Yingying greeted her and said with contempt.

Obviously, she also heard Tian Luzi's yelling.What about the sea and the horse, she blushed when she heard it, thanks to that guy who can still yell so vigorously.

"No, it was just a sudden whim, and I couldn't help but yelled." Tian Luzi was not embarrassed at all, he was a guy who did his own thing.

"Remember, you will call me Teacher Ren here, no, you will call me Teacher Ren in the future."

"Understood. Teacher Ren, is Teacher Cang your colleague?"

"Teacher Cang?" Ren Yingying didn't realize it for a while, she walked a few steps before thinking of something, and then her murderous eyes fell on Tian Luzi.

"Just kidding, don't take it so seriously." Tian Luzi laughed dryly, then changed the subject and asked, "Why did you bring me to this Calligraphy Association? Do you want me to stay here to practice calligraphy?"

"..."

"I can't really guess right, right? Let me tell you, I will never practice calligraphy here. And I think my calligraphy has already been followed by the ancients, so I don't need to practice any more." Tian Luzi said arrogantly with.

"..."

"Ren Da... Teacher Ren, what do you mean by being so silent?"

"Shut up!" Miao Leying couldn't bear it any longer, and shouted coquettishly.

"..." Bingshan beauty went into a rage, and although Tian Luzi was full of doubts, he had to calm down.

As the two walked along, many students greeted Ren Yingying. At this time, Tian Luzi realized that he had misunderstood. Ren Yingying, a snow girl, was actually a serious teacher.

"Teacher Ren, I didn't expect that you are really a teacher." As soon as Tian Luzi said this, many people around him despised him. If you call me a teacher, of course she is a teacher. [

"When there are not enough teachers in the school, grandpa will ask me to take over as a substitute teacher, so I can be regarded as half a teacher." For some unknown reason, Ren Yingying actually explained it, probably because she didn't want Tianluzi to misunderstand her profession again.

"I don't understand. With your temperament, how can there be so many students supporting you?"

"You owe a beating, don't you? Why can't I be supported by others, is there anyone who talks like that?"

"Hey, I'm not telling the truth." Tian Luzi subconsciously took two steps back and said, he was afraid that Ren Yingying would make a sudden move.

"Why are you running so far?" Seeing Tian Luzi's funny movements, Miao Leying raised the corner of her mouth slightly and said, "Although the principal is optimistic about you and asked you to participate in the Lingnan Calligraphy Competition, the premise is that you must win the qualification .”

"What do you mean?" Tian Luzi felt that he had been tricked, and asked in a bad tone: "Then why don't you just sign up for the Lingnan Calligraphy Competition?"

"Of course not. If you can participate if you sign up, what will the number of participants be like? One hundred thousand, two hundred thousand? Wouldn't it be chaotic with so many people?" Ren Yingying likes to see Tian Luzi deflated, with a pretty face The smile grew bigger: "Each university can only send up to three representatives to participate in the competition."

"Damn, that old fox tricked me again!" Tian Luzi couldn't help cursing, noticing that Ren Yingying next to him had a bad look on his face, so he quickly turned to the topic: "Even if I want to win the qualification, it seems that the Calligraphy Association is not as good as it is." It doesn't matter much."

"Why not. According to the rules of previous years, the contestants of the Lingnan Calligraphy Competition will be selected from the Calligraphy Association. And you are not a member of the Calligraphy Association. If you are allowed to participate rashly, some people in the Calligraphy Association will inevitably be upset. I will bring you here today." , I want you to stop the mouths of those Calligraphy Association members."

"My mouth grows on someone else, how can I block it?"

"Use strength to block!"

"Wait, you mean to let me kick the gym?"

"..." Ren Yingying said rather, why is this person so violent, kicking the gym is so ugly, this is called sparring, okay?

It is not the first time that Tian Luzi has done such a thing as kicking the gymnasium. He kicked the Taekwondo Club last time.The pretentious feeling when kicking the gym was very good, so that today Luzi immediately cheered up when he heard the principal approved him to play the gym.

"I like this thing, how to do it?"

"You join the Calligraphy Association first, and then defeat them with your strength. Now there is still a month before the competition, which is enough for you to establish your prestige in the Calligraphy Association. If your strength is there, even if others are not convinced, they can't say anything more." Ren Yingying replied quickly, as if it had been planned long ago.

"Do you still want to join the Calligraphy Association to stand up? How troublesome." After Tian Luzi finished speaking, he walked towards the pile of people in front.

Ren Yingying couldn't guess Tianluzi's intentions, so she didn't stop her, but just watched from the sidelines.

Gongsun Nuo, the chairman of the Calligraphy Association, is recognized as the best cursive script among the Yang students. When he writes cursive writing with one hand, it is like a strong wind blowing the grass, and it is like a straw scattered all over the ground. How can there be a mess of characters.

Today, he happened to be in the mood, and once he got the mood, he couldn't stop it like a bull's spring.So he took the pen and ink on the spot, laid out the rice paper, and started to write.

The first calligraphy brother among the Yang students started to write, and most of the members of the Calligraphy Association immediately surrounded him and watched quietly.If you can learn a little skill or something from it, it will be very useful.

Tian Luzi also watched seriously, but with disdain in his expression.Gongsun Nuo's cursive script is very good in the eyes of many people, but in the eyes of Tian Luzi, it is not the same thing at all.

For most of Ren Fa's life, his calligraphy skills are unquestionable, but Tian Luzi can still find fault with his calligraphy, saying that his calligraphy has the shadow of drunkenness.

Gongsun Nuo's handwriting is far inferior to that of Ren Shuhuai, and it is only natural that it is difficult to get into Tianluzi's eyes.

"Good words, flying dragons and phoenixes with a flamboyant momentum, Chairman Gongsun is indeed Chairman Gongsun."

"Although I don't write cursive, I still do some research. Chairman Gongsun's handwriting has improved to a higher level!"

"I feel the same way. If you take this character to participate in the Lingnan Calligraphy Competition, you will definitely win the crown."

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The onlookers were full of admiration. Apart from the suspicion of flattery, they really thought that Gongsun Nuo's cursive handwriting was very good.

There is no one who is not pretentious, and among them, the hot red lotus is the best!Of course this is off topic.

Hearing everyone's praise, Gongsun Nuo smiled like a dog's tail, and his heart must have been flustered, but he said hypocritically: "Thanks to everyone's love, my handwriting is actually not that good. The number of people in the Lingnan Competition, I How dare you say the word "championship" lightly."

When it came to winning the championship, Gongsun Nuo's expression became gloomy. In the last Lingnan Calligraphy Competition, he failed to enter the top ten.

"A group of frogs at the bottom of the well, who have practiced calligraphy for several years, don't look very good, and dare to win the championship here. You know it's not your fault, but if you know it and show it off, it's your fault." A sudden The voice sounded, it was Tian Luzi who was ordered to kick the hall.

Tian Luzi did this to cause the people in the Calligraphy Association to hate him, and then he slapped him severely in the face, and Liwei's goal was achieved.

Sure enough, his words aroused public outrage as soon as he said them.Except for Gongsun Nuo's livid face and patient silence, everyone else cursed loudly.

"Damn! Fuck off, where did you come from, you idiot? You came to the Calligraphy Association to make trouble, do you want to experience why chrysanthemums are so red?"

"This bastard must be itchy. Let's go together and fuck him to death."

"What the hell are you, you dare to come here and say that we are frogs at the bottom of a well?"

"Bastard, don't think that you can be the enemy because you are tall and powerful. If you dare to make trouble here, aren't you afraid of being surrounded and beaten?"

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There was an endless stream of curses, and dozens of people surrounded Tianluzi in an instant, but Gongsun Nuo was left aside.

Dozens of people were gearing up, ready to move, and there was a faint swarming posture.If eyes could kill, Luzi would have died several times that day.

Seeing it from the side, Ren Yingying frowned, her original intention was to let Tian Luzi join the Calligraphy Association, and then convince others with virtue.Who knew that this product caused public outrage as soon as it came up, this product is too capable of causing trouble.