Taoist Modern Merry

"What, want to fight? Come on, I'll single out you all. Please remember the URL of this site:. Master Dao, I'm full of anger today, and I just want to vent my anger." Niubi said coquettishly.

It's okay for girls, those men are not very angry.This guy is too arrogant, if he doesn't teach him a lesson, he really thinks he's from Huaxia.

"Huh? Isn't this Zhang Tianlu?" Just when a dozen male members of the Calligraphy Association surrounded Tianluzi and couldn't help but want to make a move, a delicate female voice sounded.

Everyone was stunned when they heard it. No wonder the face was so familiar. It turned out to be the star who became famous overnight with the divine comedy "Climbing the Moon and Reaching the Stars".

For this reason, those around Tianluzi began to hesitate whether they should make a move. Some of them still liked Zhang Tianlu and his piano music.

"What about celebrities, can celebrities come to the Calligraphy Association to act wildly? If you dare to make trouble in the Yangda Calligraphy Association, let alone a small star, even a superstar will be beaten." Behind Gongsun Nuo suddenly appeared a face. The man with the appearance of a slave said arrogantly.

The man's name is Zhang Yulong, and he is Gongsun Nuo's number one follower. He has a morbid worship of Gongsun Nuo, and he always follows Gongsun Nuo in everything.

In his eyes, Zhang Yulong was tall and mighty, with a tree facing the wind, and his cursive script made many people bow down.Now, it was unbearable for someone to slap his idol in the face in public, so he became angry on the spot and uttered wild words.

It's a pity, after all, he still underestimated Tianluzi's popularity, and also underestimated the appeal of a divine comedy star.He had just finished speaking when he felt a figure flicker in front of him, and he was pushed away abruptly. [

Not only Zhang Yulong, but also those who were surrounding Tianluzi who were about to make a move were pushed aside without exception.A group of girls took their original positions and surrounded Tianluzi with a bigger circle.

"Ah! I've heard that Zhang Tianlu is a first-year student of Yang University. I thought it was fake, but I didn't expect it to be true."

"Tianlu, I'm your fan. I really like listening to your piano song "Climbing the Moon and Picking the Stars". Can you sign me and take a photo with me?"

"Punch Zhang Zhengxuan and kick the Taekwondo club! Tianlu, you are so handsome, I love you to death."

"Tianlu, do you have any unwashed underwear? How about giving me a pair, preferably the kind with a strong smell."

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Uh, autographs and group photos are fine, but there are still people asking for original underwear. These are some kind of female students, they have a heavy taste.In this regard, Tian Luzi expressed quite empathy, women are sometimes more perverted than men.

It's not just Tian Luzi who speaks, but also Ren Yingying who stands by the side.That guy is just playing the guqin, so why are there so many fans of him?

But thinking about it carefully, that guy seems to not only know how to play the piano, but also write a good handwriting, he seems to be very good at fighting, and he is also the big boss of Tianlu Entertainment and Xuanye International.For this reason, Ren Yingying became curious about Tian Luzi, what kind of person this is.

Tianluzi has no awareness of becoming a star, he doesn't like being surrounded by people, especially women.Because it will make him feel like a monkey being watched, and sometimes suffer from "salty pig hands".

"Everyone, please be quiet, please?" Tian Luzi rubbed his ears and smiled wryly.

It's a pity that his voice was insignificant compared to the combined voices of more than two dozen girls, and was directly drowned out.

Frowning, Tian Luzi had no choice but to run dark energy to bless his voice.He shouted again: "Students, please be quiet!"

Although Tian Luzi's voice was small this time, it sounded in everyone's ears, stunned everyone, including Ren Yingying, who was about to watch a good show.

"I still have some things to do, please step back a bit. I know I'm handsome, but a handsome guy can only be seen from a distance, not to be admired." Tian Luzi joked. [

Hahaha! ! !All the girls laughed and backed away, but they still refused to leave and took out their mobile phones to take pictures.

Tian Luzi walked up to Gongsun Nuo and asked with a smile, "Are you the chairman of the Calligraphy Association?"

Although Gongsun Nuo hated Tian Luzi so much in his heart that he wanted to peel him off, he didn't show it on his face, and stretched out his right hand and said, "Yes, I am Gongsun Nuo, the chairman of the Yangda Calligraphy Association. "

Hypocrisy man!Tian Luzi cursed inwardly, and did not shake hands with Gongsun Nuo: "Freshman Department of Pharmacy, Zhang Tianlu."

Seeing that Tianluzi didn't intend to shake hands with him, Gongsunnuo's eyes twitched a few times, and he shrank his hands and said, "I know you, the big star Zhang Tianlu played the qin song "Climbing the Moon and Picking the Stars" at Nan Ruxin's concert. And became famous.”

When he said this, it sounded like Gongsun Nuo was praising Tianluzi, but secretly he was satirizing Tianluzi for relying on women for his position.

Tian Luzi heard it, but he didn't refute it. If you refute this kind of thing, it will lead to the next round of ridicule from your opponent.

He pretended not to hear the question, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect Senior Gongsun to know so much about my junior. Could it be that senior is also my fan?"

"Hehe, I'm just kidding. Anyone who knows me knows that I spend most of my time practicing calligraphy. If I don't chase stars, I don't have the time and leisure to pursue them."

"That's a pity. If you are my fan, I will definitely give you a stinky sock signed by me. I guess you will like it."

Gongsun Nuo's face turned green, and he said in a bad tone: "Junior Zhang, what do you mean by saying this? Why do I like your stinky socks? I don't have any special hobbies. The sentimental junior came to my calligraphy association to want Can't you taunt me?"

"Nothing, senior, you think too much, I'm just making a joke." Tian Luzi smiled, and then changed the subject: "But the senior speaks a bit indiscriminately, when will this Yangda Calligraphy Association become yours?" Is it right? Could it be that your dad is the University of Sheep? No, I remember that University of Sheep seems to be a public school."

"Zhang Tianlu, don't talk about things that don't exist. You called me and the members of the Calligraphy Association as frogs in a well when you first came here, and now you're messing around with shit. Do you really think that the Calligraphy Association is where you play wild?" Gongsun Nuo is hypocritical and cautious. He said that Tian Luzi scolded him and a group of members of the Calligraphy Association in order to win over allies.

"Don't tell me I'm just telling the truth and not acting wild. Even if I am acting wild, what can you do to me? Hit me, stupid!" While speaking, Tian Luzi poked his face out a little, looking like he deserved a beating .

The other members of the Calligraphy Association could bear it. Gongsunnuo felt that this was a trap by Tianluzi after he thought about gains and losses.

"You idiot, don't think you're a celebrity so I dare not slap your face. You really deserve a beating, don't you? Just wait, I'll come and slap you right away!"

Lu Jian owed a beating and let out a roar, he smoked when it was time to smoke, he was about to run away in a hurry!Zhang Yulong stormed away and rushed towards Tianluzi.

Tian Luzi was secretly refreshed, as long as Zhang Yulong dared to attack him, then he would be able to fight back in a legitimate manner.When the time comes, he won't be responsible for beating someone disabled, and the principal Ren Shuhuai can say anything when he comes.He was just defending himself legitimately, and at best he was over-defensive.

Unfortunately, he was disappointed, Zhang Yulong did not rush over because he was held back.

"Yulong, don't be impulsive, he is forcing you to take action, and then he can beat you as a matter of course. Wei Donghai from the Taekwondo Club was beaten by him, you are not his opponent." Gongsun Nuo grabbed Zhang Yulong's arm and said: "Besides, a gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands. It's not worth fighting with such a thing."

"Hehe, the senior is really thick-skinned, even after practicing calligraphy for a few days, he dares to call himself a gentleman." Tian Luzi sarcastically said.

"Zhang Tianlu, don't talk nonsense here. Didn't you say that the people in our Calligraphy Association are frogs in a well, and the things they write can't be put on the table? Dare to speak out. You must have practiced calligraphy for a few days. Why don't you write with both hands for everyone to comment on? .I believe that the eyes of the masses are discerning."

"Ha! What I'm waiting for is your words. Wouldn't it be better if you said it earlier? How about this, all members of the Calligraphy Association show their hands, and I will single out all of you."

Tian Luzi had just finished speaking, when an old voice suddenly came from outside the door: "Boy, what a big tone, you stepped on the plate to the base camp of others. Don't you know that Wen No. [-] and Wu No. [-] Does it make sense?"

Tian Luzi frowned, and looked back to follow the sound, only to see three old men with white hair and ruddy complexion, two men and one woman, wearing long robes, walking over.It was the old man who spoke up.

If you do the same thing for a long time, you will more or less carry some related breath on your body.When Tian Luzi saw those three people at first glance, he saw that they were real calligraphers.

'What are the origins of these three people?Could it be that he is also a member of the Yangda Calligraphy Association?No, let's find out their details first. Thinking about it in his heart, Tian Luzi asked calmly, "Who are the three of you?"

"Oh? You don't know us?" The old woman said with a strange smile on her face, eyes on the bridge of her nose.

"You talk so strangely, why do I have to know you?" Tian Luzi was a little funny, this old woman really feels good about herself.

"Haha, this young man is interesting." The buck-toothed old man who walked side by side with the old woman said with a smile: "We three old guys have been to many calligraphy associations in schools, and this is the first time we have heard someone say that they don't know us. .”

"Oh? Excuse me, I really don't know a few of them. Are you a teacher of Yangda University, or a member of the Yangda University Calligraphy Association?" Tian Luzi was really puzzled, no matter how smart he was, he couldn't guess three The background of an old man.

Depend on!Has this guy really practiced calligraphy?He didn't even know the three famous old people in front of him.This was the thought in the hearts of all the members of the Calligraphy Association present, and at the same time they despised Tian Luzi a lot, several times, hundreds of times.