Northeast Golden Gradient Treats My Home as a Confinement Center
Chapter 158 Ma Lengzi, do you think I look like a human or a god?
Chapter 158 Ma Lengzi~Do you think I look like a human or a god?
"1, 2, 3, ... 20, ... 39 ... 50."
Shen Xing counted them, wow, there were 50 weasels in total!
"I told you to shout a dozen times, that would be enough. Why did you shout so many?"
Shen Xing was speechless.
Huang Daxian called over most of his brothers and sisters in Changbai Mountain.
50 weasels!
A total of 50 weasels!
"Squeak."
The leading weasel explained that he didn't want to, but the brothers and sisters in the mountain had all known the news. When he said there were chicken legs to eat, one by one, most of them soon knew about it.
One person tells ten people, ten people tell a hundred people, the intelligence transmission ability between weasels is a bit terrifying.
"Okay, now that we're here, let's do this." Shen Xing nodded.
Anyway, he promised the weasels, two chicken legs for each animal, fifty weasels means one hundred chicken legs, which is just right.
"Be quiet and don't make noise." Shen Xing reminded. It would be difficult to control the wild animals when there were too many of them. It was also the first time that the weasel brothers and sisters saw Shen Xing. They were all communicating with curiosity, causing the team to be a little panic.
Wong Tai Sin turned around and squeaked a few times at his group of brothers and sisters. The noise soon stopped and everything became quiet in an instant.
"I didn't expect you to be so intimidating in your family." Shen Xing narrowed his eyes and praised Huang Daxian.
Huang Daxian stood up, shrunk his neck, and crossed his hands in front of his chest. He was embarrassed by Shen Xing's compliments and acted a little coyly.
"Okay, I just praised you a few words and your tail is already up in the air." Shen Xing glanced at it.
Shen Xing knew very well the character of his weasel. Among the little animals in his home, the Northeast Flying Dragon could only be second to the weasel in terms of treachery and cunningness.
"By the way, I caught a pheasant for you. When we get home, you can play with it." Shen Xing smiled with some ill intention.
Hearing this, the weasel's eyes lit up. The taste of pheasant is much better than that of domestic chicken. The meat is chewy and full of flavor. It likes to eat pheasant the most.
"Squeak, squeak?" The weasel took the initiative to communicate with Shen Xing and asked them what to do next?
Shen Xing didn't answer, but turned to ask about Uncle Bai's horse dog.
"How long will it take for Ma Lengzi to arrive?"
The horse dog barked twice and quickly gave the location of Ma Lengzi.
"It's only two kilometers. That's fast."
Shen Xing took out a large bag of chicken legs that he had prepared in advance and said to the weasel:
"Give it to your brothers and sisters. Each weasel takes two."
The weasel understood and called over its group of brothers and sisters with a "squeak", and they lined up neatly, with one weasel and two big chicken legs.
Soon, the one hundred chicken legs were divided up.
"Come here." Shen Xing spoke and waved at the group of weasels.
After the weasels came over, Shen Xing took out the big bag of small trumpets.
This horn is a reward from Brother Tongzi, and there are exactly fifty of them. It can amplify sound and translate animal language.
Shen Xing distributed these small loudspeakers and asked Huang Daxian to demonstrate them.
Wong Tai Sin understood what he meant and tied the small trumpet around his waist, hiding the head of the trumpet behind his back. If you didn't look carefully, you couldn't find it at all.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak!" The weasel roared at his brothers and sisters, signaling them to take it along as well.
The weasel is worthy of being one of the "Five Northeastern Immortals". It is the most human-like and extremely intelligent. After Wong Tai Sin took the lead in demonstrating it once, they learned it and all put on their horns.
Seeing that they had installed the speakers, Shen Xing nodded with satisfaction.
"Next you just..." Shen Xing communicated with the weasel mentally and listened to the weasel nodding repeatedly.
After arranging all this, Shen Xing waved to the group of weasels, "Go ahead, when you're done with this job, go home first, and come to my house in a few days. There's still work to do. Anyone who wants to eat chicken legs can come over."
Wong Tai Sin nodded humanely and squeaked a few times at his group of brothers and sisters. The weasels wearing small horns quickly scattered and all hid in the grass by the roadside.
"Baa, baa, baa?" The big ram looked at Shen Xing with sheepish eyes. Is this the end? Didn't they say they were going to deal with that guy named Ma?
The fat lynx and the little tiger Xiaotian were also all confused. They didn't know what the two-legged beast Shen Xing was talking about or why he was keeping things in suspense.
Shen Xing looked at the road filled with moonlight. It was pitch black at the end. He raised the corner of his mouth slightly and smiled:
"Just wait and see the good show."
……
"Fuck, that damn Niu Er!"
"This bastard did this wicked thing behind my back. I'll tell your sister when I get back!"
Ma Lengzi was walking alone on the road two kilometers away from the village entrance.
Ma Lengzi had originally planned to eat dog meat that day to replenish his body, but Shen Xing came to his house with the dog's mother and called the police to expose the case of his brother-in-law Niu Er and his senior brother stealing and poisoning dogs.
Although Ma Lengzi did not do it, he was involved in stealing dogs and was an accomplice, so he was detained for a few days and had several thousand yuan confiscated.
I went there happily to eat dog meat, but in the end I didn't even get to eat the dog hair. That would have been fine, but I ended up being unintentionally involved in a dog theft case and became an accomplice of my brother-in-law.
Ma Lengzi suffered an injustice. Not only did he have to pay compensation and be detained for a few days, but his latest Apple phone was also broken when he got on the bus.
After this trip, Ma Lengzi suffered heavy losses. Not only did he lose tens of thousands of dollars, but he was also detained in a detention center for several days.
This huge injustice made him feel so depressed! "What is that old woman Ding Xianghua doing? She doesn't even know to go to the police station to see me!" Ma Leng cursed.
What made him even more angry was that after he got into trouble, his wife acted as if she were dead and didn't even bother to go see him or pay some deposit to get him out.
"Could it be... that this old woman cheated on me? Is she putting a hoodwinked on me?" The more Ma Lengzi thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong.
He was taken to the police station. It was such a big deal, but his wife didn't even come to visit him in prison?
"It's not normal, absolutely not normal..." Ma Lengzi shook his head and hurried on in the dark.
In the summer in the three northeastern provinces, the wind in the Changbai Mountain area is very cool at night because it is close to the snow-capped mountains.
"It's so cold..."
Ma Lengzi was only wearing a short-sleeved shirt. A gust of cold wind blew, and he got goose bumps all over his body. He couldn't help shivering and subconsciously wrapped himself tightly.
The cold wind was blowing, rustling the poplar trees on both sides of the road.
Ma Lengzi listened to the sound of the wind and looked at the dark forest around him. For no reason, he felt a little uneasy.
He remembered what the old people in the village had said before: never walk at night because you may encounter wild animals coming down the mountain.
"I... I can't be so unlucky, right?" Ma Lengzi thought fearfully.
Whatever you fear will come true!
Suddenly, Ma Lengzi saw something shaking in the bushes beside the road. His nerves instantly tensed up and his legs stopped as if they were filled with lead.
His face was pale and cold sweat broke out on his back.
Because he saw faint, bean-sized flames on the side of the road, in pairs, too numerous to count.
"Ma Lengzi~"
"Ma Lengzi~"
Suddenly, a strange sound like a ghost crying sounded behind him.
"Who..." Ma Lengzi's whole body was stiff, not daring to move. He wanted to look back, but he didn't dare to!
"Ma Lengzi~" The strange cry sounded again.
"Who is it..." Ma Lengzi felt scared and got goose bumps all over his body.
"Ma Lengzi~"
The sound pierced the ears like a devil's voice, echoing in the dark forest.
Ma Lengzi's heart was pounding and his face turned frighteningly pale. Why would someone call him in the woods in the middle of the night?
Fine beads of sweat oozed from his forehead, his lips trembled, and his body couldn't help but shiver.
"Ma Lengzi~" The ghost crying sounded again.
At this moment, Ma Lengzi, who was almost frightened to death, saw the grass on the side of the road shaking.
His heart instantly rose to his throat.
"Ma Lengzi~"
A slender wild beast jumped out of the grass. It was covered with yellow fur and had a face like a ghost.
It stood up, placed its hands on its chest, and opened and closed its mouth.
Ma Lengzi heard it and said:
"Ma Lengzi~"
"Do you think I look like a human or a god?"
"Ahhh!"
Ma Lengzi was so frightened that his face turned pale and he ran away.
Not long after running, a small yellow animal emerged from the bushes.
"Ma Lengzi~"
"Do you think I look like a human or a god?"
"Ahhhh!" Ma Lengzi was scared to death, his eyes were full of bloodshot.
He turned around and ran a few more meters.
The grass next to it shook again, and a yellow beast jumped out.
"Ma Lengzi~"
"Do you think I look like a human or a god?"
"Ma Lengzi~"
"Do you think I look like a human or a god?"
……
One after another, little yellow animals came to Ma Lengzi, stood up, and opened and closed their mouths.
"Ma Lengzi~"
"Do you think I look like a human or a god?"
"what!"
Ma Lengzi screamed, his eyes turned white, his body went limp, and he fainted.
This chapter is well written. Thanks to a big brother for the inspiration during the free period, the author wrote it today. Have a happy weekend, fellow readers.
(End of this chapter)
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