Northeast Golden Gradient Treats My Home as a Confinement Center

Chapter 159 Horse Lottery
Two kilometers away from the village entrance, the road was pitch dark.

The bright moonlight shines on the road, and the shadows of the trees are mottled.

What was weird was that there was a figure hiding on the road, and he was surrounded by a large group of little yellow-haired beasts that stood up like humans!
50 weasels ask for a title!

It can even speak human language!

If passers-by saw or heard this, no matter who they were, they would be scared to death just like the person lying on the road!

This was too horrifying. 50 weasels appeared at the same time, blocking the middle of the road. A man stood up and spoke in human language:

"My friend, do you think I look like a human or a god?"

What’s even more terrifying is that the sound is like a ghost crying, very creepy!

If people walking at night saw it, they would either be scared to death or burst into tears: "Ghost! Ghost!"

But the truth is, this was a man-made prank.

Seeing Ma Lengzi lying on the road without any movement, Shen Xing walked out from his hiding place.

"Dead?" Shen Xing frowned, his face a little solemn.

"Squeak, squeak, squeak." Huang Daxian shouted.

"Not dead? That's good." Shen Xing breathed a sigh of relief.

His original intention was just to scare Ma Lengzi and teach him a lesson, not to kill him.

This is really scary and it wouldn't be fun. The law is very strict and there is no loophole. There are cameras everywhere and the policemen like the young policewoman have sharp eyes. It is impossible to hide the crime from them.

As long as Ma Lengzi is not dead, it will be fine and there will be no big problem.

Shen Xing took a few steps forward, and the weasels that were watching made way for him so that he could get closer to Ma Lengzi.

Behind Shen Xing, the little tiger Xiaotian, the little black dog, the fat lynx and several other animals also came closer with curiosity.

"This little horse is too timid." Shen Xing shook his head with a look of disappointment. He stretched out his foot and kicked Ma Lengzi, only to find that he was like a dead body, with no movement at all.

But his chest was heaving and there was hot air coming out of his nose. It was obvious that he was still alive, but had just fainted from fright.

"Only 25 Wong Tai Sin have come out, and you're already confused?" Shen Xing couldn't help but complain.

There are 50 Wong Tai Sins asking for titles, but only half of them have come out, and the other half are still squatting in the bushes. This horse is too timid and has poor ability to withstand pressure!
If they were to play in the S game on behalf of LPL, they would be fooled and caught by the opposing jungler and become a super ghost, right?

The ability to withstand pressure is too poor!
The pony couldn't help but be scared!
"BAA Baa baa!"

The big ram rushed forward excitedly and stepped on Ma Lengzi's crotch with its hooves.

Just now, Brother Huang’s brothers and sisters jumped out and scared Ma Lengzi. Oh my god, that was so cool!
The big ram was enjoying the sight. If Shen Xing hadn't stopped it from bleating for fear of alerting the enemy, it would have bleated non-stop and laughed at the stupid horse.

The little black dog also came closer and sniffed around Ma Lengzi with its nose. Then it looked at him with disgust, and with a "wow" sound, it vomited.

"Xiao Hei, why are you sniffing him? He's been in jail for a few days and hasn't taken a shower. He stinks." Shen Xing felt both angry and amused when he saw the little black dog vomiting due to the stink.

"Meow?" the fat lynx called out.

"It's okay, I just fainted from fright. As for when I will wake up or what I will look like when I wake up, I don't know." Shen Xing shrugged and spread his hands.

When people encounter great stimulation or are frightened, they can easily become mentally ill and lose their reason.

As the old saying goes, being frightened is a sign of abnormality.

There are generally only 3 situations:
1. Become a madman.

2. Become a fool.

3. Nothing happened.

After this fright, it depends on fate what Ma Lengzi will become when he wakes up.

"Squeak, squeak, squeak?" Huang Daxian called out to Shen Xing, his eyes rolling. "Let your brothers and sisters come out. No need to hide anymore." Shen Xing said calmly.

The pony was so frightened that it was no use hiding.

"Hey, there's no more fun. It's only been a few minutes..."

Shen Xing said with a little regret.

He kicked Ma Lengzi once, but seemed unsatisfied, so he kicked Ma Lengzi hard again.

Of course, he always kicked where there was more flesh.

The big ram is more wicked. It specifically steps on the horse's lower body, which is near the trousers.

"Hey, hey, hey, Brother Yang, don't step on it carelessly. If you break it, I'll be punished!"

"BAA Baa baa?"

The big ram barked, reminding Shen Xing that the guy in front of him wanted to catch the little tiger Xiaotian to make wine, and also wanted to catch Xiaohei to eat meat.

What is it all for?
For the sake of Yang!
Why is it like a Yang? No way!
"Yeah, Xiao Ma's place is indeed not that strong." Shen Xing nodded slightly.

There had been gossip about Ma Lengzi and Ding Xianghua in the village for a long time. The village intelligence center said that Ding Xianghua was so irritable and yelled so loudly at Ma Lengzi because it was definitely because Ma Lengzi did not serve her well in bed.

As for men, if they don't satisfy women, the women will definitely act up.

Ma Lengzi is 35 years old this year, how old is Lilac?
Lilac is only 30 years old!
How does the saying come from? A woman in her 30s is like a wolves, in her 40s is like a tiger, and in her 50s can absorb dirt while sitting on the ground!
Lilac is only 30 years old, which is the time when a woman's hormones are at their most active. If her man is not capable, wouldn't she be a widow?
It's not like a man died in the family and the woman has to be a widow. If this goes on for too long, something bad will happen!

Otherwise, why are there so many Lao Wangs now?
First, women find it exciting, and second, Lao Wang is really good at playing with emotional values. Not only mentally, but also physically, Lao Wang is a playboy and he knows how to play!

That's why women cheat and fall into the gentle paradise created by Lao Wang.

Shen Xing didn't know whether Ding Xianghua had an "Old Wang", but he guessed that there wasn't one. Just look at Ding Xianghua's thick body, round face, and sagging breasts. Unless "Old Wang" was a fool, he wouldn't flirt with her.

Since Ma Lengzi is not in good condition, he will try every possible way to replenish his body, get back to his peak, become a man again, and conquer his wife.

That's why Ma Lengzi set his sights on the little tiger and the little black dog.

He was also jealous of the tiger dad and mom, but he didn't dare to provoke them because they were adult wild Siberian tigers!
It’s “National One” again!
Unless Ma Lengzi doesn’t want to live anymore!

"How bad is Ma Lengzi's thing?" Shen Xing thought of the village gossip.

Some gossips say that Ma Lengzi's thing is like a toothpick.

Some say that it’s not that Ma Lengzi is incapable, it’s that he doesn’t have it, he just got addicted to drugs when he was young, and that stuff is really bad.

Anyway, there are all kinds of rumors, and the more they spread, the more outrageous they become.

Now there is a good opportunity. Shen Xing wants to uncover the mystery and see whether the gossip in the village is true or false.

"Brother Yang, are you happy?" Shen Xing looked at the big ram and said with a smile.

"Baa, baa, baa!" The big ram shook his head, and even his ears were shaking.

Apparently, it doesn't feel good enough!
"Then let me make you feel good again!" Shen Xing laughed.

"You guys, take off his clothes." Shen Xing spoke and instructed the weasels.

The group of weasels were obedient. One after another, they all climbed onto Ma Lengzi's body and started biting his clothes, tearing them apart.

Soon, Ma Lengzi was naked from head to toe, with only his underwear left.

"Baa, baa, baa!" The big ram shouted excitedly, rushed forward, grabbed Ma Lengzi's big red underwear, and pulled it down with his lower body.

When the true face of Ma Erdi was revealed.

Shen Xing burst out laughing.

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