Northeast Golden Gradient Treats My Home as a Confinement Center

Chapter 160 50 weasels ask for a title!

Early the next morning, when the first ray of sunlight shone on Changbai Mountain, a rooster flew onto the roof and crowed loudly.

The ancient wooden house village began to wake up, and the villagers woke up one after another, got out of bed, got dressed, brushed their teeth, washed their faces, and ate breakfast.

Then he packed up his farm tools and went out to work.

Just like that, they found Ma Lengzi lying on the road, naked.

"Hey! Isn't this Ma Lengzi from the west end of the village?"

"Oh my god, what's going on? Why are you not wearing any clothes?"

"You bastard! You're an eyesore!"

"too small."

"..."

The country people were still very kind-hearted. Even though they knew that Ma Lengzi had a bad record in Muwu Village, they still carried him back to his home and handed him over to his wife Ding Xianghua.

Of course, before carrying him home, Ma Lengzi must be given a piece of clothing, otherwise the person carrying him will be embarrassed!
Soon, the news that Ma Lengzi was lying naked on the street spread like wildfire in Muwu Village and quickly became a hot topic in the village intelligence center.

When it comes to Ma Lengzi, the villagers talk about two things with great relish.

1. Why did Ma Lengzi lie naked on the road all night?

Is this a decline in morality or a corruption of human nature?

Ma Lengzi was an old man in his thirties. He had neither drunk alcohol nor been poisoned. How could he be lying unconscious on the road in the middle of the night?

And he wasn't wearing any clothes!
Some people said that Ma Lengzi had provoked the gods in the mountains and had done so many bad things that the gods wanted to punish him, so they knocked him unconscious, took off his clothes, and made him sleep in the woods late at night!

Some people also said that Ma Lengzi was possessed by a ghost, and it was a very beautiful female ghost, otherwise why would he take off all his clothes? He just wanted to have sex with the female ghost, but the female ghost sucked his yang energy and he slept on the ground for a day and a night.

Some people also said that Ma Lengzi had offended Wong Tai Sin. Some people had seen with their own eyes that Ma Lengzi was confronting Wong Tai Sin in the next village and wanted to eat the hunting dog puppies that Wong Tai Sin was protecting. This was the revenge of the Five Immortals of the Northeast!
Some people also said that gods and ghosts were all fake, and that Ma Lengzi was walking on the road in the middle of the night and met a pervert!

There is a pervert in our wooden house village!
The villagers asked, "What's perverted?"

That person said, gentlemen don’t like old women, they only like old men. What do you think that is not perversion?
The word spread, and poor Ma Lengzi, who had just returned home and was barely awake yet, became the number one rabbit in Muwu Village.

2. It’s too small.

To know exactly where it is smaller, you should ask the old men in the village. Whenever they mention this, their backs straighten up, the wrinkles on their faces disappear, and they look energetic and radiant, as if they are ten years younger.

People like to compare. It feels good to have comparison. The old man is so proud because of the comparison.

A 35-year-old young man is not as good as an old man in his sixties or seventies. Isn’t that satisfying?
"If you ask me, this Ma Lengzi is too cowardly. As a man, how can he be so petty!"

"That's right, the matches I use to light my cigarette are bigger than his."

"No wonder her wife has such a bad temper, there's a reason..."

"..."

The biggest victim in this incident was not Ma Lengzi, but his wife Ding Xianghua.

First of all, Ma Langzi came back naked, which means that Ma Langzi's body was seen from the east end to the west end of the village.

Secondly, Ma Lengzi slept naked on the street all night without going home.

In short, the always gossipy Lilac also experienced a bit of "rumors". Don't you like to gossip about the villagers? Then let's become the gossip today and feel the horror of "cyberbullying"!
With the way of the people, also treat the body of the people!

Ma Lengzi and Ding Xianghua became complete clowns in the wooden house village and could never hold their heads up again in their lives.

Ding Xianghua was so angry that she went crazy and smashed things at home. She was ready to divorce Ma Lengzi as soon as he woke up!
A lot of furniture and appliances in the house had been bitten to pieces by the wild boar, and then Ding Xianghua smashed them again. The only intact furniture in the house was also destroyed.

"Damn you Ma Lengzi! He didn't go home in the middle of the night, slept on the street, and was even stripped naked!"

"You've made me lose face in this village. I'm going to divorce you, you bastard!"

"You're a piece of trash. I can't even satisfy you. What's the point of having a piece of trash like you?"

Ding Xianghua became angrier and angrier, and slapped Ma Lengzi on the face. This slap turned out to be a blessing in disguise for Ma Lengzi.

Because, he woke up!

"Ahhh!"

"Ahhhh!"

As soon as Ma Lengzi opened his eyes, he jumped up from the bed, his face pale, as if he was crazy, and hugged Ding Xianghua.

"Wife, there's a ghost! There's a ghost!"

"How horrible, mother, how horrible!"

"Ghost ghost..."

Ma Lengzi seemed to be possessed by a demon. He hugged Ding Xianghua's body tightly and refused to let go, holding on more and more tightly.

"What are you yelling about, you dog!"

Lilac stretched out her big hand and slapped Ma Lengzi three times.

Coincidentally, the woman exerted her strength, roared, and gave three big slaps, which woke Ma Lengzi up.

Ma Lengzi shuddered all over and his body twitched several times, then he regained consciousness.

"Wife, I...I am..." Ma Lengzi came to his senses and saw himself hugging his wife.

"What are you crazy about? You keep saying you see ghosts. How can there be ghosts in broad daylight?" Lilac cursed.

"Oh, my head hurts so much..." Ma Lengzi covered his head with his hands, frowning, looking very painful.

After a long while, he recovered and murmured to himself:
"I remember last night..."

"Oh, yes, yes, I have seen a ghost!" Ma Lengzi suddenly remembered.

Lilac looked at him strangely; it didn't look like he was acting.

"Could this idiot really have encountered a ghost?"

"How can there be any ghosts in the middle of the night? They are just old people trying to fool children." Ding Xianghua is braver than Ma Lengzi. She dared to live on a grave when she was a child, so she doesn't believe in these weird things about ghosts and gods.

"Wife, let me tell you, this is horrible!"

"I really saw a ghost, I saw Wong Tai Sin! So many Wong Tai Sin!"

"One after another, they jumped out of the bushes, stood like humans, and talked to me, asking me, 'Ma Lengzi, do you think I look like a human or a god?'

"There are so many Wong Tai Sins one after another, I am scared to death!"

Ma Lengzi told Ding Xianghua about this thrilling and terrifying memory.

That was the most terrifying and strange thing he had ever experienced in his life.

Dozens of Wong Tai Sins came to him to ask for a title!
"You mean, you met a lot of Wong Tai Sins?" Lilac was surprised. She thought of the rumor in the village today.

The old people in the village said that Ma Lengzi had done too many immoral things and Huang Daxian couldn’t stand it anymore so he wanted to teach him a lesson!
Today, that useless Ma Lengzi said again that he met Wong Tai Sin. Isn't it true that those old guys in the village were right?

"Ma Lengzi, what bad things have you done recently?" asked Ding Xianghua.

"No, it was just the last time your cousin asked me to eat my dog ​​meat, that day I..."

boom!
There was a thunder exploding in Ma Lengzi's mind. He remembered that day when he met a weasel at his brother-in-law Niu Er's house.

The weasel had a grimace and was smiling at him!
I wrote something a little bit cocky in Chapter 157, but it was banned. The review department is closed at night, so it will probably be out by nine o'clock tomorrow morning.

I'm sorry for bringing bad influence to everyone's reading. I was indeed careless in that chapter and I don't know what banned words I wrote.

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(End of this chapter)