Black Myth: Journey to the West: Simulate becoming an immortal!
Chapter 65 Beating the Drum and Passing the Flowers
Chapter 65 Beating the Drum and Passing the Flowers
As soon as these words were spoken, the bustling Gao Mansion suddenly fell into deathly silence.
All the demons in the audience opened their eyes wide, looking incredulous.
They had never imagined that there would be a demon so bold as to cause trouble in Gao Mansion's territory!
Even Mr. Gao, who was always amiable, couldn't help but look a little stiff.
The demons reacted quickly and were immediately furious!
All of a sudden, they were filled with outrage, furious and swearing!
One of them, the demon who called himself the Dog-Headed Military Advisor, fully demonstrated what a lackey is.
"Which impudent beast is talking nonsense here?"
"Get out here quickly and make amends to Master Gao!"
"If you don't come out, I'll tear off your face and peel off your skin. I'll make you, a beast who talks nonsense, lose all your face!"
"Buddha has mercy on me."
Then I saw a three-headed figure chanting the Buddha's name.
He walked slowly out from the group of demons, attracting the attention of many demons.
His figure does not look tall, and even appears particularly thin.
He is wearing a gorgeous cassock and has three different heads, which is quite magical.
However, this image can scare people, but not demons.
Among all the demons present here to choose a son-in-law, which one doesn't look more terrifying than this monk?
Among the monsters, Kou, the most ferocious-looking prisoner, showed disdain upon seeing this.
"Where did you come from, little demon? Who do you think you are?"
"I haven't even opened my mouth to speak yet, and you're jumping out to attract attention."
"Before I get angry, kowtow to Mr. Gao and admit my fault."
"Otherwise I'll tear off all three of your heads and use them as chamber pots!"
As soon as the prisoner Kou opened his mouth, the dog-headed military advisor started to change his attitude and add fuel to the fire!
"That's right, recruiting a son-in-law is a top priority for the Gao family. How can we allow a bald donkey like you to be so presumptuous?"
"Just because you have a few more heads, you think you are so great?!"
For a moment, all the demons' attention was focused on Chen Xi, and they kept cursing him!
For them, this is the best opportunity to please Mr. Gao, their future father-in-law. How could they let it go easily?
At this point, some people could no longer suppress the violence in their hearts.
Their mouths were drooling and their claws and teeth were rubbing against each other.
He looked like he couldn't wait to capture this tender monk on the spot and have a feast for his teeth!
Chen Xi seemed to have anticipated this situation.
He grinned, his expression unchanged, and his smile was kind.
But the coldness in his eyes became more and more sinister.
"Master Gao, what do you think?"
Chen Xi ignored the demons and looked at Master Gao, whose expression was a little stiff.
Mr. Gao narrowed his eyes and was shocked.
The expression on its face suddenly softened, and turned into a wry smile.
"Hahahaha, Master Buddha, what are you talking about!"
"In fact, I have long felt that the rules of the Gao Mansion have been used for too long and need to be changed!"
"Master, what you said now really enlightens me."
Master Gao looked like he agreed with what he said, and then he asked tentatively, "Master, what do you think?"
As soon as these words were spoken, all the demons in the audience were dumbfounded and speechless!
Could it be that Mr. Gao took the wrong medicine?
What do you mean I've long felt that the rules of the Gao Mansion need to be changed?
We are speaking for you, why are you still siding with a little demon?
Could it be that Mr. Gao bullies the weak and fears the strong, and he just likes this kind of tone?
The demons of all kinds have different thoughts, yet they still flatter this old thing in various ways.
If they had known this, they should have been more arrogant and tougher!
General Yin was even more shocked. Obviously, he did not expect that he would recognize this cheap elder brother and he turned out to be so powerful!
However, there were some demons that were quick-witted and intelligent, and they vaguely sensed something.
Mr. Gao suddenly changed his mind at this time. Even a sharp-eyed demon could see that there must be a big problem!
Obviously, there can't be any reason like this. I felt the Gao Mansion's rules should be changed a long time ago. This is a ridiculous reason.
Then there is only one possibility, could the problem lie with this monk?
Could it be that this little devil, who came here to participate in the son-in-law recruitment, has some background that the Gao family can't afford to offend?
The demons looked at each other and speculated secretly in their hearts.
However, no one could have imagined that although Mr. Gao seemed quite calm on the surface, his heart was already boiling with anger!
"What a Buddhist!"
"As expected, he is a guy that even my wife is extremely afraid of."
"You've caused me so much trouble right from the start."
There was a barely perceptible cold gleam in Mr. Gao's eyes.
But after all, this kid was the one who caused a big disturbance in the Dragon Palace, not to mention the Buddha Mother's instructions.
After much deliberation, Mr. Gao made a wise choice and swallowed his anger.
Everything is for my wife, and her great plan to become a Buddha...
Chen Xi looked calm and spoke slowly.
"If it's just eating and drinking, it's too boring." "Even if you are a starving ghost, how can you compare to my appetite?"
When he said this, he glanced at the prisoner Kou meaningfully.
The prisoner Kou had a sullen look on his face and his chains were crackling.
"It's better."
"Let's be more elegant, eat and drink, and be happy and content."
"In my humble opinion, it would be better to have a game of passing the parcel at the Gao Mansion's wedding banquet!"
"Oh? Pass the parcel?"
Mr. Gao was stunned when he heard this, and nodded as if he understood.
"Master, what you said is very interesting. I wonder how you are going to play the game of passing the flower?"
Chen Xi grinned and said, "Of course the guest should follow the host's wishes."
"Master Gao likes a son-in-law who is willing to work hard and eat well."
"The game of passing the flower with the drum will start with this. Let all the young men sit at the table and choose a demon to play the drum blindfolded."
"Whoever gets this flower must eat it up quickly, like a mountain of steamed buns and vegetable leaves."
"The one who has finished eating will naturally be the next to beat the drum."
"What you can't finish will be left to Master Gao to deal with."
When Mr. Gao heard this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
It sounds like this so-called game of passing the flower is just like that and there is nothing wrong with it.
It seems that this Buddhist disciple made such a name for himself just to test himself in a way that would be more beneficial to him.
Master Gao laughed inwardly, then shouted a few times.
Soon, a group of fat servants set the table full of food according to Chen Xi's request.
Seeing this, the demons were somewhat reluctant but still sat down obediently.
Chen Xi took the lead and became the first to beat the drum.
He turned his back to the monsters and was happily tapping the dishes and chopsticks.
"Ding, ding, ding"
Soon, piles of steamed buns and vegetable leaves disappeared into the stomachs of the monsters.
The demons, with their bellies bulging, were dragged out by the servants, unable to bear the weight.
As for where these demons were dragged, none of them cared.
Gradually, the demons became more familiar and more adept at handling the situation.
The speed of passing the flower gradually becomes faster or slower.
For a moment, it was like the dripping of a leaking water clock, the bursting of beans, the galloping of a frightened horse, or the sudden flashes of lightning.
If the drum beats slowly, the flower is passed slowly; if the drum beats quickly, the flower is passed quickly.
In this situation, who could have imagined that a group of demons could sit down and play the game of pass the flower happily?
As the food gradually became less, there were only leftovers on the table, a mess.
Because Chen Xi had angered everyone and was deliberately targeted, he also ate a lot.
He was quite happy with this, as his deficit was made up and he felt quite satisfied.
Seeing that this gentleman seemed to be having a good time, Mr. Gao rubbed his hands and came to Chen Xi.
It was smiling and was about to ask for a stop.
Unexpectedly, Chen Xi picked up the chopsticks again.
He tapped the rim of the bowl slowly, making a clinking sound.
"Master, the banquet is over. What do you mean by this?"
Chen Xi's hands kept moving, but his tone remained neither hurried nor slow.
"Alas, I have thought about it and feel that although the Gao family's dishes are good, they lack meat and fish, and are somewhat tasteless."
"Besides, the game only has one rule, which is really boring..."
As soon as he finished speaking, the Buddha head on his neck revealed a strange smile.
Mr. Gao suddenly felt something was wrong and opened his mouth.
However, before it could utter a word, it was choked by the next scene.
Chen Xi grabbed the Buddha's head on his left and pulled it down with all his strength!
In an instant, blood splattered!
The head of the broken Buddha is covered in blood and looks quite creepy.
His mouth opened and closed, and waves of Sanskrit chants slowly floated out.
Chen Xi's expression was distorted and ferocious due to the severe pain.
But he still smiled and threw the Buddha head away casually.
The Buddha's head fell right into the arms of a demon who was already stunned.
"Everyone, the next game of passing the flower will require the use of my head."
"If you are a little slower, you guys should be careful with your heads..."
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