Black Myth: Journey to the West: Simulate becoming an immortal!

Chapter 66: Really Know How to Have Fun
"Ding! Ding! Ding!"

Chen Xi was banging on the bowl and chopsticks, and the rhythm became more and more urgent.

The previous relaxed and happy atmosphere was instantly swept away.

The speed at which the Buddha who broke the precepts chanted the Sanskrit sounds became faster and faster.

The dazed and frightened little demon was holding the head of the broken Buddha in his hands.

Just as it was about to throw it away, it suddenly felt a sharp pain in its mind, like a needle prick!
All of a sudden, it inexplicably developed a strong urge to rip itself open, cut off its head and offer it to the audience in order to seek relief!

"what--!"

The little demon suddenly let out a hysterical scream.

It trembled like a sieve and quickly threw the Buddha's head to the next demon!
Seeing this, the demons around were no longer willing to continue playing with this crazy monk!
They all stood up and wanted to leave.

However, under the influence of the Sanskrit sound, they sat back down as if possessed by a spirit, and were forced to join in this game of "passing the flower".

Chen Xi's smile became more and more wanton, until he laughed out loud!
The chopsticks in his hand knocked faster and faster, breaking the bowls and plates and causing porcelain slag to fly!
Blood gushed out from the bowl-sized broken neck, making his face pale and his eyes full of madness.

As the saying goes:
Watch the demons eat the dregs with a smile, for fate cannot be defied or avoided.

The beheaded man passes the flower around with one hand, he is neither a ghost nor a god, he looks like a madman.

at last!

The last piece of porcelain bowl in front of Chen Xi turned into powder, and the knocking sound stopped abruptly!

The eyes of all the demons at the table were focused on the dog-headed military advisor, whose face was slightly blue.

The Sanskrit chanting stopped, and the Dog-Headed Military Advisor held the Buddha's head with trembling hands.

It wanted to throw the damn thing away, but its hands were out of control and it held the Buddha's head tightly, unable to let go at all.

The dog-headed military advisor who had been shouting the loudest before now had a look of fear on his face.

"Donor, why don't you feed the Buddha with your body?"

The Buddha's head spoke in human language and asked back.

As soon as he finished speaking, the dog-headed military advisor's fear disappeared and his face showed fanaticism.

It took the initiative to open its stomach, take out its heart and lungs, and feed them to the Buddha's head with extreme piety.

The Buddha who broke his precepts had a greedy look on his face. He chewed the food slowly, mouthful by mouthful, and looked like he was enjoying it.

Until all the internal organs are empty, a piece of fine dog head rolls onto the dining table.

Its eyes were wide open, staring at the monsters, as if saying, "You are the next one!"
When the demons saw this, they were terrified and the atmosphere became depressing, almost suffocating.

The prisoner Kou showed fear on his face, and the chains that were originally crackling became quiet at this moment.

"This little demon looks so frail, how could he have such an evil power?"

"Who is this guy?"

At the same time, General Yin also felt a chill down his spine, unable to hide the fear in his heart.

"This crazy monk did exactly what I agreed to do!"

"You clearly promised to help me find a son-in-law, and show your power."

"Now something like this has happened. It's fatal, it's fatal!"

"I really shouldn't have trusted this lunatic!"

General Yin felt remorseful and was afraid of being implicated by this crazy monk.

But now, it's too late.

In the past, many demons had noticed that it was hanging out with this crazy monk and whispering to him.

In this situation, it was forced to board the pirate ship and could only pray that the crazy monk was strong enough to suppress these demons.

The smile on Chen Xi's face became more and more crazy and distorted.

"Hehe, Longzi really knows how to have fun!"

The Dragon King was full of praise and was extremely happy, and only Chen Xi could hear his voice.

"This is the first time in all these years that I've seen that old bald thief listen to others."

"Look! These timid creatures are afraid of you!"

"Since we are dragons, this is what we should do, hahaha!"

"Shut up!"

Chen Xi spoke in a bad tone and didn't want to listen to the Dragon King's nonsense.

Every one of them has bad intentions and wants to influence him subtly.

Crunch, crunch.
The sound of flesh squirming slowly emerged.

Chen Xi's face was pale and the place where his severed head was itchy was unbearable.

His connection with the Buddha who broke the precepts did not disappear after his head was cut off.

"really."

He narrowed his eyes, not really caring about it.

Obviously, beheading alone is not enough to eliminate the hidden danger of breaking the Buddha's precepts.

Perhaps it was because of this that the Buddha who broke the precepts cooperated with him and performed such a drama.

However, this attempt was not without results.

At the very least, he knew that as long as he didn't leave Gao Village, the Buddhist who broke his precepts would be much more obedient than he imagined.

Now it seems that Gao Laozhuang is indeed closely related to the Buddha who broke his precepts.
"Master, now that we have eaten the meat and played enough games, we still have to continue the search for a son-in-law." "After playing so many games, did you enjoy it?"

Mr. Gao forced a smile, but there was anger in his tone.

There was a stench all around,
Chen Xi came back to his senses from his thoughts and glanced inconspicuously at the red silk flying around.

The goal has been achieved, and the behavior of testing the bottom line has almost been done.

Even so, there's no need to push this old pig demon too hard right now.

Thinking of this, Chen Xi took advantage of the situation and backed off, revealing a satisfied smile.

He slowly stood up, took back the Buddha head, and pressed it against his neck again.

As the flesh and blood squirmed, the Buddha's head grew back intact.

The Buddha who broke his precepts seemed to be still unsatisfied and smacked his lips a few times.

"Isn't that right? How can a banquet be without meat?"

"I was having so much fun that I forgot about Master Gao for a while."

"Master Gao should quickly instruct the servants to prepare for the next test."

"But don't make it too boring like this time."

Chen Xi was very blunt in his words.

He even urged Master Gao in his words and deeds, as if he was superior.

"Easy to say, easy to say"

Mr. Gao coughed a few times and a kind smile appeared on his face again.

"My dear gentlemen, please follow me."

At this moment, the demons that were frightened by Chen Xi finally came to their senses.

All of a sudden, there was an uproar!

"No! No! Who wants to go with this lunatic?"

"This crazy monk just killed monsters wantonly, who knows what he will do next!"

"The crazy monk behaved like this, but the Gao family didn't care. How can we dare to participate in the son-in-law recruitment?"

"That's right, I didn't tell you in advance that I might lose my life if I marry a son-in-law. I'm leaving, I'm leaving!"

A group of strange-looking monsters turned around and left, yelling.

Although Miss Gao is nice, you have to be alive to enjoy her!
"Humph!"

Master Gao snorted coldly, his eyes narrowed, and his tone was no longer friendly.

"Don't you want to eat for free?"

"After eating the food at my Gao Mansion, you can't just come and go as you please."

As soon as these words were spoken, the demons, who were already extremely dissatisfied, suddenly became furious.

"Master Gao is trying to force us to stay here!"

The demons looked unhappy, and their previous flattery and fawning were gone.
Chen Xi watched coldly and just found it a little funny.

These demons had acted like lackeys before, but now that they have fallen out, they are more ferocious than anyone else.

A group of people who bully the weak and fear the strong, and who act according to the situation.
Master Gao spoke slowly and piously with his hands clasped together.

"May the Mahasthamaprapta bless you."

call!
A foul-smelling wind suddenly blew past.

Red silks were flying and lanterns were swaying all around.

Immediately afterwards, those demons suddenly showed expressions of fear!

The next moment, their bodies softened and they rolled on the ground, turning into a few bloated, fat, and dirty pigs.

Seeing this scene, the demons who were furious just now suddenly felt their pupils shrink and became silent.

"The food in my Gao Mansion is reserved for Langcai, not wasted on useless trash."

"My dear gentlemen, please follow me."

Mr. Gao was still very polite, but anyone could hear the strong threat in his words.

Seeing this, how could the demons dare to say a word?

They had no choice but to move their feet reluctantly and follow Master Gao.

General Yin, who was among the group of demons, had a face as black as the bottom of a pot and his heart was full of regret.

"If I had known this, I wouldn't have been tempted by her beauty and come to Gao Laozhuang to help recruit a son-in-law!"

"It would be fine if I lost two brothers along the way, but now I've got myself involved."

"And you shouldn't believe that toad's lies!"

When General Yin thought of this, he seemed to have thought of something and a hint of doubt appeared in his eyes.

It scanned all the monsters, but couldn't find the toad spirit.

"What a strange thing! Where did the toad go? Why haven't I seen it for a long time?"

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