Rebirth of King Zhou

"You, don't talk nonsense! You say he is not brother Zi Xing, what proof do you have?!"

Originally, the Qi Ling girls were becoming more and more uncertain—that guy who was full of "love words" and had no integrity and only wanted to make Miss Jiang happy, was he the brother Zi Xing they were familiar with?

However, when the "Guardian" bit to death "That's fake Xin" in a very positive tone, the girls' first reaction was to hope that it made a mistake in its judgment and could not produce evidence.

This is not purely out of the desire to protect brother Zi Xing.

For matters involving close relatives, there seems to be a tendency to complicate and conspire, and the girls are also quite vigilant and upset.If possible, they still want things to be as simple as possible.

After a moment of silence, the "Guardian" answered the girls' questions hesitantly: "Oh, I should have realized it a long time ago - that 'Zixin' is indeed a fake. As his 'sister', don't you? ', can't you feel that his temper has changed a lot?"

The girls certainly felt it.

However, they don't think that the "Guardian" is so sure that "Zi Xing" is fake, it is based on the judgment of personality.

Hmph, "Guardian" is not familiar with brother Zi Xing.

In addition, the girls also keenly caught a hint of "embarrassment" in the voice of "Guardian".It is very possible that this guy played a disgraceful role in this matter, which is why he is a little embarrassed.

Otherwise, it would be impossible for the "Guardian" to insist that it was a fake Azusa star without even a little hesitation.

The girls' curiosity was aroused, and they pestered the "guardian", pretending to break the casserole and ask the bottom line.

The "Guardian" can't be entangled, and considering that the "aftermath work" requires the active cooperation of the girls.He hesitated for a while.Finally revealed the truth to them——

Things are very simple, but also very difficult to do.

turn out to be.In order to convince Ms. Jiang, who has a powerful spiritual sense, of the "illusion" created by the girls, the "Guardian" quietly used a little bit of "imperial spirit".

Who knows, it's been a while since I haven't used the "imperial spirit" for n years.This time when the "Guardian" was using the "Emperor's Qi", he accidentally split the "Fengshen Bang" with a "slit" as thin as a hair, and the split time was far less than one ten-thousandth of a second.

It was that fleeting "seam" that made things go bad.

"Guardian" didn't think it mattered at first.However, after discovering that Zixin had a strange temperament, he secretly checked the "Banquet of Gods", and suddenly found that there was missing a "monster" who had been sealed for tens of thousands of years.

The real name of this "monster" is unknown.It has always called itself "Love Heaven Demon Saint".

Although the demon is a female animal.But he likes to transform into a girl and capture the hearts of beautiful women... (Well, from the girls' point of view, they are serious "lesbians".)

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"Guardian" said here, there is no need to continue.

The Qiling girls all believed in its judgment.Knowing that the one who turned into "Brother Zi Xing" to confuse Sister Jiang is the "Love Heaven Demon Saint".

The situation is not good.I can't let Sister Jiang continue to be bewitched by the "Love Heaven Demon Saint".Otherwise, things will be even more difficult after she is determined to become the "thug" of the demon saint.Rescuing her is even more difficult.

The girls are very decisive and can be used at critical moments.

After a little calculation, he decided to send the white girl to report the situation to the real "Brother Zi Xing".For the rest of the girls, please ask the "Guardian" to send them to Sister Jiang's side.

They want to do everything in their power to delay time and stop the "Love Heaven Demon Saint" from continuing to bewitch Sister Jiang—until the real brother Zi Xing comes to Sister Jiang. (The girls don't have the confidence that Sister Jiang will believe their words when they call out the fake identity of "Loving Heaven Demon Saint"...)

Just do it.

The girls only felt the brilliance in front of their eyes, and their spirits were slightly in a trance.When the line of sight was in focus again, he had come to Jiang Wenqiang and the fake "Brother Zi Xing".

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Ms. Jiang was a little surprised to see them suddenly without any mental preparation.

I couldn't help but ask, "Huh? Why are you here? Oh, did you come with your brother Zixin?"

"Love Sky Demon Saint" also looked at them with surprised and weird eyes.It has a premonition: these girls are not friendly.

The purpose of the girls showing up was to delay time.The identity of the "fake Azusa star" cannot be revealed immediately.So as not to force it to jump over the wall in a hurry.

Facing Sister Jiang's question, they nodded repeatedly.Immediately, there was a tacit understanding that they were divided into two pulls, one pulls the girl to cling to Sister Jiang, and the other pulls the girl to cling to "Love Heaven Demon Saint" - separating the two of them will not give them a chance to talk.

The black girl first grasped the hand of Sister Jiang who was full of bewilderment, and said to her in a nagging voice: "... Sister Jiang, we are here. Since we are here, I have to say a few words! Just say a few words That's all! If I don't say a few words! I'm sorry, since I have to say a few words! Then I must say a few words~ So I decided to say a few words. After thinking about how to say a few words! I'm here Say a few words! Obviously, I came here to say a few words unintentionally! After saying a few words, I feel that I should not say more. Just say the most important few words! Although it is only a few words! But! Don't underestimate the few words I said! There are a few very important words, what can be changed by these few words? A few words may change everything! Maybe these few words I said It can’t be changed! But! Even if the few words I say can’t change anything, I still have to say the few words I want to say! If I don’t say the few words I want to say! Then, I come to If I don’t say a few words I want to say here, I’m sorry for myself! In fact, if I don’t say these few words, it’s a waste of the few words I said above! At the end of the day, I’ll sum it up!! !I was just saying a few words at random!!!!”

"..." Miss Jiang was dazzled by her.

He stared at them dumbfounded.

She didn't realize for a long time, what exactly did the black girl say to her—well, her reaction like this proves that her mind is normal.The black girl really didn't say anything to her, it was just nonsense.

the other side.Several spirit girls also pestered the "Demon Saint of Love" and asked it for advice about a "devil king who captured the princess". After a frank and suggestive conversation between the two sides, the final demon king was forced to go crazy. "The difficult problem.

Well, the whole thing goes like this—

One day, the devil took the princess away, and the princess kept screaming.Demon King: "Just call it broken throat! No one will come to save you..." Princess: "Break your throat, break your throat..." No one: "Princess, I'm here to save you."

Demon King: "Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be there..." Cao Cao: "Devil King, why did you call me?" Demon King: "Wow, I saw a ghost." Ghost: "Damn! It's so hidden. It's been discovered." Rely: "Ghost, so you can see me..."

Devil: "oh, mygod!" God: "Who called me?" Who: "No one called you." No one: "How can I? Pretend to be garlic!" Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me?" Who: " Say me again? Are you looking for trouble?” Trouble: “Which one is looking for me?” Which one: “Looking for you? Who?" Which one: "I am not who." Who: "He is not me..."

Princess: "Wow! Is everyone here to save me?" Everyone: "I'm not here to save you. I'm here to watch the fun." Lively: "What's so interesting about me?"

God: "It's none of my business. Let's go first." The devil: "You answer a question before leaving. Why are so many people saving the princess? How can I continue to act as a devil?" What do I do?" The princess: "If there is no one to play the devil king, I can leave." No one: "If I play the devil king, how can I let you go?" How could it be: "I won't let the princess go, I want Watch the excitement." The excitement: "Watch me for what?" What: "You actually want to 'fuck' me? Hooligan!" You actually: "How can I?" Me: "What's none of my business?"

Demon King: "Fuck! I'm going crazy..." Fuck: "Why are you calling me?" Crazy: "What do you want me to do?"The devil really has schizophrenia.

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After a long time, "Love Heaven Demon Saint" finally choked out a sentence: "Damn, you guys are so boring!!! Are you full? Can't you talk about some big and big things? Why are you so busy talking about boring things?" ? This is a waste of time + waste of life! Do you understand?!'”

"Oh, brother Zi Xing, you want to hear 'vigorous' words?! You should have said it earlier! Really! Brother Zi Xing, do you need to be polite with us?"

The purple girl cleared her throat, and then gave "Brother Zi Xing" a "vigorous" sentence: "...that huge broken mountain is the backbone of the sky and the earth, that dry and hard yellow mud is the blood of the earth, that mountainous The bones of the ancestors are the sorrow of the ancestors. Thousands of years later, the zither and the zither sing in harmony, and the silk and bamboo are melodious. Praise the eternal prosperity of the most holy road. Who else remembers that the Suiren clan lit up the future of the human race. How can we forget that Shennong tasted a hundred herbs and buried his bones in a foreign land .Does anyone else know that Nuwa wept blood to mend the sky, and continued to prosper our human race with the essence of flesh and blood. The prosperity of the age is full of joy. The avenue is on the top, and an illusory divine comedy will bury the achievements of our ancestors for thousands of years. All living beings are like ants, and the avenue is ahead , Singing in harmony and harmony forever, without mentioning Yan and Huang. Inexplicably sad. Magnificent palaces, majestic giant palaces, false gods in front of the column, the sadness of ancestors. The small tablets have long been forgotten, half a foot There is nowhere to put shrines. Do you remember a name called Yanhuang? Your blood flows the hope of your ancestors. Only the avenue and harmony are buried, and the national spirit is buried. The blood of the sky, the spirit of the earth, the battle between yin and yang, Weeping blood and Xuanhuang. Can the blood and tears of your ancestors move your hard-hearted heart?"

"..."

"Love Sky Demon Saint" continued to be stunned + petrified.

After a long time, he moaned and said, "You guys, can't you talk more deeply? This, this is really..."

"Speaking in depth? That's fine. What we're talking about is guaranteed to be so profound that Zixing brother, you have to think about it for three days and three nights before you can comprehend half of it." Orange girl said very conceitedly: "For example, like this, Zixing Brother Xing, listen, it doesn’t meet your requirements—two oil astronauts are doing it in the space cabin of the spacecraft. The space of the space cabin is 60 cubic meters, and the environment of the space cabin is the air environment of the earth’s sea level. Two Each 'Ji.you' weighs 70 kilograms and breathes 20 cubic centimeters of air per second. Suddenly, Xiao Gong farted, and the spaceship was blown to pieces... How about in the vacuum of the outside world. The two The oxygen content of the space capsule where 'Ji.you' is located? And the ratio of the methane content in Xiao Gong's fart and the upper and lower critical values?"

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"Love Sky Demon Saint" couldn't bear it any longer, and spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

Don't spit out old blood.It has no doubt that it will suffer from "internal injuries".

God, how could it meet such a group of "superior girls"! ! ! ! !

Moreover, judging from their performance, they seem to have a very close and good relationship with Zixin and Jiang Wenqiang.I can't beat or scold the girls, and I have to endure their "verbal torture". In addition to staying in the "Fengshen List" and "going to jail", the "Love Heaven Demon Saint" has also experienced the most terrifying "sentence" in the six worlds. Torture".

It yelled at the girls angrily: "Bastard! My 'three views' have been ruined by you..."

"Brother Zixing, you underestimate our sisters too much. If we want to destroy the opponent's three views, how can we only use such 'pediatric' stuff!!!"

The Qi Ling girls had an innocent expression on their faces: "Sisters, let's tell brother Zi Xing some really 'destroying the Three Views' jokes! 嘠嘠..."

The red girl took the lead: "Boys and girls are studying together. It's cold. The boys went to buy hot milk for the girls. When they rushed to the school supermarket, they found that the microwave oven was broken. The boys stuffed iced milk into their clothes and heated the milk with their body temperature. The milk was no longer iced." .He ran back to the classroom to look for the girl... The girl only left a note, don't come to me again. The boy sat alone in the classroom, crying, and drank his own body temperature. After a long, long time, he said, Who hasn't been humble before... Then he smiled, and he said, in order to remember this, the girl didn't have any body temperature after that..."

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Orange girl: "One day. Si went to the karaoke hall and called for a certain lady to accompany him. He asked for three hundred and he gave one thousand. The lady felt that she had met a noble person. The next night **.si ordered the lady again. The lady worked harder and got another one. Thousand. Order again on the third night, the lady said. "I've never met such a good person as you. Where are you from?" **. Silk said: X county in x province. The lady cheered: "We are from the same town! Come out and do it. What?'**.Si said: "On a business trip, your mother asked me to give you 3000 yuan!""

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Huang. Girl: "He has been secretly in love with her for a long time, but he has never known her attitude, because she seldom contacted him actively. But at around 23:[-] that day, he suddenly received a text message from her: It's getting cold, put more clothes on. He He was overjoyed, but he still cared and said: Why are you still up so late? She replied: Someone in the dormitory is having a birthday, so I can’t sleep yet. The next day, he suddenly realized that yesterday was her birthday, and she was so euphemistically looking forward to it. My own blessing... In fact, she was saying to her roommate: Nima, the big adventure last night was really f*cking!... Hehe, you don't understand the meaning of the last sentence? Tell the truth and take a risk. It hurts so much oh!"

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Green girl: "A certain man was suffering from constipation and sought a doctor. The doctor told him to apply medicine to his anus. He took off his trousers and bent over, reluctantly asking the doctor to insert the medicine. 'Take it every six hours, and he can recover in a week.' That night, A certain man asks his wife to help. After the wife understands how to use the medicine, she puts one hand on his shoulder and puts the medicine behind him with the other hand. "Damn!" The man yelled. "Does it hurt you?" The doctor put his hands on my shoulders...'"

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Young girl: "Many years later, they met in another city and made an appointment to have dinner together the next day. Before getting in the car, he suddenly remembered something, took out the medicine from his pocket and handed it to her. Her eyes were covered with tears like this Soaked, I didn’t expect you to still remember my motion sickness after so many years, she ate it with tears like this... It turns out that love is that I can remember everything about you no matter how long it takes. On the bed in the hotel, she laughed and scolded, you don’t bring it. Tell me what to do if I get pregnant. He was taken aback, didn't I give you contraceptives before getting in the car?"

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Blue girl: "When he first entered primary school, he mustered up the courage to confess to a girl in the same class he likes. As a result, I tragically became the laughing stock of the public for the next 6 years. She said to everyone: 'xx that guy actually To me... Puff Hahaha' Then I was ridiculed for another 3 years in junior high school, and high school didn’t let him go. Until now, when we have dinner at home, she still always brings it out... At this time, my father opened the door and came in. Looking at the two people who laughed, "My wife, after marrying you, everyone in the house is laughing." He finished eating in a hurry and said, "Dad, auntie, I'm done eating...""

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Purple girl: "Outside the room, the king was waiting anxiously. At this time, the maid came out of the room and said excitedly: "It's born! The queen is born!" Immediately, tears filled the king's eyes. Looking at the queen and his son, the king was moved Said: Queen, I will love you more than before, and I will pass the throne to our son. Several years later, the gray-haired king looked at the grown-up prince and asked the queen loudly: Why do our children grow up forever? Not tall?...Well, this queen used to be called Snow White!—that's what the famous Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs had to tell..."

Black girl: "Men.** loves Goddesses, Goddesses love Fu Shuai, Fu Shuai is a 'man.same', but loves men.**, and finally wants to confess. Please leave, man.** becomes rich and handsome, and the goddess returns. Man.** no longer loves, only woman.** love. The rich and handsome finally found out that woman.** is true love. Two men rob one woman. .**Very helpless. Female.** Loves the rich and handsome, unintentionally knowing that he is gay, female.** Sues the goddess, the goddess hates like a sea, informs the media, the rich and handsome has a bad reputation. The goddess marries a handsome father and becomes a rich and handsome stepmother. Seduce. Seduce Fu Shuai, desolate, lewd and unrestrained. Fu Shuai married a daughter. **, his father harassed him, and told Fu Shuai that he was a sibling sister. After hearing this, Fu Shuai was shocked, and the man. Only half a year after the death of the girl, ** did I know that I was terminally ill-this is the way of pure Korean dramas!!! It seems that Taiwanese dramas are also in this style now!!! There is a lot of information..."

Red girl: "..."

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"Love Sky Demon Saint" seemed to be hit by the forbidden skill of the legendary creator god, and was petrified in the wind, unable to recover his ability to move for a long time.

Rao has always been proud of being a "sage of love", and the series of "fucking" emotional incidents disclosed by the girls made the outside and the inside tender, and the "Three Views" were completely destroyed. ! ! ! (To be continued..)

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