Rebirth of King Zhou

The Qi Ling girls are pestering "Sister Jiang" and "Loving Heaven Demon Saint", implementing their procrastination tactics.

It seems that it has achieved quite obvious effects...

The "Guardians" weren't involved.

Of course, it is not idle now.It is receiving an uninvited old friend - "the light of the saint's memory".

The "Light of the Saint's Memory" took the initiative to come to the "Guardian" because of Zi Xing and Miss Jiang.

Zi Xing has the right to use part of the "Nuwa Saint Power", and "Light of the Saint's Memory" is also worried that he will impulsively use these Saint Power to fight against Miss Jiang who possesses the Pangu Saint Power... that would be too stupid. blood.

Even though the chances of this happening are slim, the Light of the Saint's Memory must be taken seriously.

No, it came to the "Guardian" to find out the details.

The "Guardian" had nothing to hide from it, and told his old friend the ins and outs of the matter.And it is especially emphasized: that kind of girl also participated in the whole process, if you don't believe me, you can ask them for verification.

After listening to it, "The Light of the Saint's Memory" finally let go of most of his heart.

It still complained about the "Guardian", and then took the opportunity to ask the question in its heart: "I have known you for so long, and this is the first time I see you using the 'Emperor Qi'. Well, it is also the first time I see the 'Feng Shen Bang' 'It was misinformed—I was wondering: old friend, where is your 'Fengshen Bang' stored? If it is in this human world, why can't I notice its existence at all with my powerful spiritual sense?"

The Guardian hesitated for a moment.Finally, the secret was revealed to the "Guardian".Before telling it, though, keep it a secret.

"Light of Saint's Memory" also swore that it would never reveal this secret from its mouth.

"Guardian" gets down to business.

First proudly boasted: "Don't say that you can't find the existence of the 'Fengshen Bang', I'm sure that no saint in this cultivation world will be able to detect the existence of the 'Fengshen Bang'—no matter the 'Fengshen Bang' It's on or off!!!"

See it so sure. The curiosity of "The Light of the Saint's Memory" is even greater.

The light of the saint couldn't help muttering to himself: "It's so secret! The saint can't find it... Ahem, the six realms are as small as the back garden of the saint to the saint. However, the saint is still aware of it. Without the existence of the "Conferred Gods List"—is it possible that the "Conferred Gods List" is not in the Six Realms?"

The "Guardian" couldn't help but smile triumphantly.

"I see that many people, including you, have a misunderstanding - thinking that the 'Fengshen Bang' is a magic weapon of the 'Book of Heaven' type. Right?"

"Isn't the 'Fengshen Bang' an innate magic weapon similar to the 'Bamboo Slip Scroll'?" Saint Guang was surprised.It really never thought of this possibility.

"Let me tell you the truth, the 'Fengshen Bang' is really not a magic weapon similar to the 'scroll'!" The "Guardian" announced the truth authoritatively.

This, probably, is the secret that the old friend hopes to keep... The Light of the Saint secretly analyzed it.

However, it didn't feel that such a secret was revealed, and there was no harm.

The "Guardian" seemed to have seen through its mind, and further "revealed": "The list of gods is not a book from heaven, so don't you wonder what kind of magic weapon it is? Humph, once you know what form it is, you can Do you understand why all the saints in the cultivation world can't detect its existence? — This is the biggest secret of the 'Fengshen Bang'."

"Then what is the form of the 'Fengshen Bang'?" Saint Light became even more curious.asked.

"Now that the Six Realms are facing unprecedented catastrophe, we have also taken a fancy to Zixin Kekan as the inheritor of the 'Emperor's Spirit', so it's time for the 'Fengshen Bang' to show its power—the veil of mystery that covers it can be properly lifted ..."

The light of the sage felt itchy, and felt that the "Guardian"'s exclamation was a deliberate "secret".

It couldn't help asking again: "What is the form of the 'Fengshen Bang'? Just tell me directly..."

"Guardian" paused every word: "Since the day it was born, the 'Fengshen Bang' has no form."

The light of the saint was dumbfounded when he heard it.

no form?Without a form, it is possible that the saints will not be able to catch the breath about it... But how can a magic weapon without a form be like a prison to imprison the cultivation power?

It asked the "Guardian" in disbelief: "You're not kidding me, are you?"

"No kidding." The guardian said seriously: "The list of gods has no form... But in other words, it is 'everywhere' in the Six Realms. In other words, as long as you have the real 'imperial spirit' , you can directly open the 'Fengshen Bang' in any corner of the six realms to collect the seriously injured cultivation power..."

The other party said something "mysterious".The Light of the Saint frowned and pondered for a long time, but he still had a half-knowledge, a half-understand feeling.

If Zi Xing heard the term "guardian", maybe he could understand it, and it was not as headache as the light of the saint.

Well, using the analogy of what Zi Xing is most familiar with, the "Fengshen Bang" is somewhat similar to the "game space" he owns.

It's just that the "game space" exists in his soul body, and it's a small world to "share fate" with him.

The "Fengshen Bang" can be regarded as a "big world".This big world is big enough to accommodate the "six realms".In other words, the human world, the heaven world, the hell world, the animal world, the hungry ghost world, and the asura world all exist in the space of the "Feng Shen Bang"...

And the "Fengshen Bang" is not the largest space, it contains the six realms, but it also exists in the "universe".

The vastest thing is still the endless "universe".

Perhaps the "universe" is also infinite.But with the power of human beings, it is still impossible to figure out what is the end of the universe? ...

Naturally, Zi Xing will not always ponder the above-mentioned issues.

Those difficult problems are left to astronomy enthusiasts to think and fantasize.

……

Now.The Light of the Saint does not have the rich astronomical knowledge of Zi Xing, and does not have the concept of "universe" in his mind, so he cannot understand what "the list of gods is everywhere in the six realms" is...

It was thinking hard and had a headache.

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in fantasy.

Although the girls, with their huge resources of "destruction.Three Views", thundered "Love Heaven Demon Saint" time and time again, the situation is very good and they are firmly in the upper hand.But they dare not be a little bit sloppy.

They have a deep understanding of the truth of "doing everything for the mountain and falling short".

Continue to maintain a high-pressure situation against the "Love Heaven Demon Saint"...continue to destroy its "three views", its "morality", its psychological bottom line, and everything that can be destroyed...

Red girl: "...He grew up with her. He learned to play the guitar. She learned to listen to him silently. He learned to fight, she learned to bandage. He learned to hang out all night. Bar, she learned to 'catch' him at a fixed point. Class flowers. She learned to secretly send flowers for him. He learned to work overtime and not go home. She learned to make supper but said that she passed by takeaway to lie to him. He learned to waltz, and she learned to watch him from a distance at the ball. He learned to solve singleness , she finally learned to leave him... He got married; and she, became his stepmother... Ahem, is this dark enough? If you say 'no', there is a follow-up-then she gave birth to a baby, the man I don’t know whether to call him brother or his father!!!”

Orange girl: "...fiance, boyfriend, lover, and Lan Yan were playing cards at a table. The woman poured water out and tripped over an obstacle. Her leg was scratched by broken glass. The fiance hurriedly got up and carried the woman to the sofa. The boyfriend ran to get it. In the medicine box, the lover was coaxing the woman while cursing the obstacles, Lan Yan silently cleaned up the mess on the ground, and then poured water. Sitting not far away, feeling distressed...then pressed the remote control in the pocket. Woman There was a small buzzing sound from somewhere. A blush appeared on the face. There was a slight smile. Damn, the four men are incompetent, and they still need 'auxiliary props' to satisfy her?..."

Girl Huang: "The most yellow and most violent ancient essay in elementary school: Confucius traveled east and saw two children arguing about the sun... I don't need to explain this."

Green girl: "Guo Degang said: 'Sun Wukong is very stupid and naive. He is just a monkey and can never be a human. He guards the peach garden, and seven fairies come to pick peaches. Here, he turned around to pick peaches! It can be seen that monkeys are monkeys!" Audience: "What about you?" Guo Degang: "I have to get a basket."——If I were to eat fairies first, then peaches! !!"

Young girl: "... She said sadly to her friend: 'I had a fight with my husband, and he yelled at me and told me to pack my things and roll away. I put my husband in a bag and cried that you belong to me. ''It was touching, and then what?' the friend asked...she replied: 'Then I packed four bags to finish him.' - This one is really emotional. It's full of horror. I like this one the most."

Blue girl: "...At noon, I heard a conversation between a man and a woman in the cafeteria. The man asked me to go to my dormitory to play, I miss you! The woman replied: It's been a few days. I just want to meet you. Female: All right. Then order. The female said: I can’t eat spicy food, I have a mouth ulcer. The male hesitated for a while and said: Aren’t you still busy? Where should I go...these are amazing people! The men are cheap, and the women are also..."

Blue girl: "A father in a certain country wrote a letter to his son who was working in a big city, and warned him in particular that - in a big city, don't let any woman have sex. Dad and I get infected, and if you pass it on to your mother, the whole village will be ruined!!!... The language is profound and profound, so short, but the amount of information is so large. It's too cruel! I'm scared to pee, I'll fuck... "

Black girl: "...my wife took her daughter to visit my dad, and the daughter said to him, 'Dad, you must take care of your body.' My dad looked at his granddaughter approvingly, and said to her mother distressedly: 'My wife , You have suffered all these years." My wife nodded, worried: "I'm fine, but my husband seems to have discovered something recently, I'm afraid..." My daughter relieved: "Why are you afraid of my brother? Talking and talking...'——This, the relationship between the family is a bit messy. After thinking about it for a while, it became even more chaotic... Well, someone took five seconds to understand it, which proves that he is not pure!!! "

Red girl: "...University is about to graduate, and we have been in love for four years. But there is still no promise. On the train home, he has 32 stops, and she has 21 stops. She said in frustration, call me at the stop, and fell asleep Go. I don’t know how long it took, she was woken up. The car had passed several stops. Turning his head, he said with a gentle smile. Come home with me. He raised his small mountain village, and she was sold to an old bachelor in his 50s..."

Orange girl: "...to ask my brother today. Which one is the most unforgettable and unforgettable girlfriend? He was stunned when he was laughing, his eyes were blurred, as if he had fallen into memory, and everyone seemed to be able to see his miraculously shining eyes. Seeing the mottled past, the fragments of the past were imprinted with beautiful shadows. For a long time, without saying a word, he looked out of the window, the sun gave him a very soft side face, and he slowly uttered three words: "The most unforgettable and Unforgettable is, next.'”

Huang Girl: "... Xiaolongnv finally decided to see a doctor. For a long time, she felt that her breasts on both sides were seriously asymmetrical... this connotation. However, some people questioned: Is it possible that one hand can only Can you touch one side? Yang Guo is also an idiot!"

Green girl: "A certain gentleman went to Thailand to handle a case. Find a young lady to relax at night. After a storm, the young lady was reluctant to let go of his little dick. A certain gentleman said: Do you like it? Want it? The young lady's eyes were full of tears, Slightly sad to say: I miss it so much, I used to have it too!!!”

Young girl: "The lion caught a cold. He heard the advertisement that he had to eat 'white plus black' for a cold, so he caught a zebra. The zebra cried: "Why don't you eat the panda but eat me?" The lion smiled coldly:' Because pandas are not enough for one course of treatment.'”

Blue girl: "... 20-year-old Xiao Ming used his first wages to buy an old crutches for his grandfather as a birthday present. After the courier arrived, Xiao Ming walked downstairs with his wife on crutches. , I feel that the quality is good. So I gave the store a bad review. The amount of information is too large, can you not understand? Then let me tell you-the express delivery took decades, so I gave a 'bad review'. And Xiao Ming planned to kill Grandpa, because he had an affair with his grandma, so naturally the crutches that came from the mail order belonged to him..."

Blue girl: "...A certain girl ate her stomach for some reason and kept throwing up. She was so hungry! She wanted to vomit and couldn't get it out! It was so uncomfortable! I searched online and said that I could stick chopsticks into her throat. She just vomited out! The woman squatted by the toilet with a pair of chopsticks and hesitated for a long time! She just put them into her mouth. Her sister came in! She knocked off the chopsticks in her hand. She yelled in horror: No matter how hungry my sister is, you can’t eat shit!! !"

Black girl: "The woman just gave birth to a baby. When she was confinement, a group of girlfriends went to visit. One of the girlfriends came over and said: Wow, he looks like your husband! The other girlfriend said: Yes, very similar, especially eating When I was breastfeeding, the eyes were so similar! Everyone fell silent immediately."

Red girl: "To prove that the hearing of crabs is in their legs! A scientist caught a crab and yelled at it! The crab ran away quickly! Then he caught it and yelled at it again! The crab ran away again! Finally, the scientist took the crab's The legs were all cut off! I yelled at the crab again! The crab did not move at all...Experiments have proved that the hearing of the crab is in the legs."

Orange girl: "... Downstairs in the dormitory, a boy was crying into the phone very sadly, crying and scolding 'You lied to me, you don't love me at all, why did you lie to me?' Then, I heard him tearing his heart He cracked his lungs and said - you are with me just to let me run the men's 1000 meters for you!!!"

Huang. Girl: "In 688, Li Chong, the governor of Bozhou, the king of Langya, rebelled against Wu Zetian's administration, and Li Zhen, the governor of Yuzhou, raised troops to respond. The rebels burned, killed and looted all the way, doing all kinds of evil. Zhang Guangfu went to Beijing. What he saw along the way was recorded in the palace. Weeping and playing: "My lord, I saw with my own eyes on the way that the enemy's integrity has been lost..." Di Renjie on the side opened his eyes wide with anger, and shouted: "I qnmlgb! When did I fuck a zombie!!!'"

Green Girl: ""Sima Qian Palace. The Truth of Punishment Revealed" - Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: "Sima Qian, there are so many foolish emperors in history, how did you write it alone?" Sima Qian: "Your Majesty, can you know that the foolish old man moved mountains? Although my strength alone is small, But if I die, there will still be my son, and if my son will die, there will still be my grandson, and there will be no shortage of children and grandchildren.' Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty: "... Come on, drag this guy down. Eunuch!'"

Young girl: "Chinese Level [-] Listening Comprehension, please listen to the questions--Xiaofang: 'Your sister, my mother hasn't come this month, I'm so worried about my sister, she's just cheating!' Question: Who is in a hurry in the essay? a. Xiaofang's sister b. Xiaofang's old mother c. Xiaofang's sister d Xiaofang's father e Xiaofang's aunt f Xiaofang...Correct answer: The one who is anxious is Xiaofang's boyfriend!!! Acceptable backup answer: her father."

Blue girl: "Question: 'Why do the rich and powerful immigrate?' Answer: 'The poor and the humble cannot be moved!' Question: 'Why do the powerful and powerful never admit their mistakes?' Answer: 'The mighty cannot be subdued!' Question: "Why can't a rich and colorful woman be called a prostitute?"

Blue girl: "...he just wants to have a quiet bowel movement and indulge in nostalgia. Every time he defecates, he will feel very sad and sad, as if every cell in his body has been lost from his body. He doesn't like the feeling of having a bowel movement all at once, He will stay in his body for a while, choose an hour, and then go back to the toilet to continue to be sad. At ten o'clock in the afternoon, the sun is slightly dazzling, a little warm, a little confused, he will defecate at this time, every time at this time, he will use Looking up at the sky at 45 degrees..."

Black girl: "One day when Liu Bei came home, he saw his wife lying on the bed naked and gasping for breath. He asked what happened, and the wife said, 'It's too hot, I'm having a heart attack.' Liu Bei hurried to find the imperial physician and left. When he went to the courtyard and saw his son A Dou terrified, he asked his son what was going on. A Dou said, "It's terrible. There is a naked man hiding behind the screen." Liu Bei hurried to investigate, and sure enough, he saw Zhang Fei naked all over. Standing naked behind the screen. Liu Bei was furious and shouted loudly: 'tmd, I treat you like my own brother, now my wife has a heart attack, you not only don't help, you hide here to scare my son!!!' - no wonder Liu Bei can't win the world. Old Liu is a character!!!"

... (To be continued..)

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