Rebirth of King Zhou

After getting rid of the severe pain and torment, the Qi Ling girl beat the guy who didn't like it with pleasure, finally swept away the gloomy mood of the past few days, and restored their optimistic personality.

"Samsara" is not a guy who is afraid of getting into trouble, and he also feels that the girls are a little "smug", so he tells them a story euphemistically (of course the kind with admonishing meaning)——

In order to "immigrate" to the heavens for herself and her daughter, a certain female cultivator married a celestial cultivator with some mental retardation... That cultivator was used to fighting with others, and he didn't want to change after becoming a relative, so he was beaten Disabled.I haven't healed the injury after several years of care, and I have used up all the things that can be sold.The final outcome of that female cultivator can be described in four words: "Empty people and money"...

The purpose of "Samsara" in citing such a case is, of course, to persuade the girls to "keep a low profile"!Low-key is king...

"Samsara" also thought about how to deal with the girls' rebuttals and "sophistry" in turn.

But at this moment, an accident happened.

The girls' attention was instantly attracted, and they had no time to pay attention to it.

In the vast and blue ocean of "Asura Realm", a colossal monster screamed "Wow, wow, wow" and crashed down heavily.

"Boom" sound.

Even though the pressure was relieved by the sea water, the huge object still carried a huge shock wave and hit the hard ground in the deep sea, forcibly smashing out a huge "tiankeng".

The Qi Ling girls have very good eyesight, and they can still see clearly the appearance of the "giant monster" while it is moving at high speed.

Damn.The body of the "monster beast" is also majestic and stylish, but the girls are not flattered by the huge head - it is too bloated!It is not too much to say that it is a "super pig head".

But seriously, why do girls find that ugly "pig head" so familiar?

……

It didn't take long for the girls to figure out what the problem was.

That "pig-headed monster" turned out to be the object that Grandpa Zhu, Zi Xing, Miss Jiang and other masters wanted to "subdue".

After the "pig-headed monster" was smashed into the deep pit, the Qi Ling girls were full of curiosity and just wanted to walk to the edge of the deep pit to see what happened.At this time, I saw Grandpa Zhu, Brother Zixing, and Sister Jiang rushing over.

They looked menacing.It seemed that he was going to deal ruthlessly with the "pig-headed monster".

Zi Xing shouted from a distance to the girls not to get close to the "monster beast"... The girls knew that the matter was not easy, so they were too frightened to move.

Without saying a word, Grandpa Zhu and Miss Jiang hurried towards the huge "tiankeng".Unleashing huge amounts of mana again and again—it seems that it wants to seal the "pig-headed monster".

Zi Xing couldn't help much for the time being, so he stopped beside the girls.

Zi Xing told them not to watch the excitement, and quickly evacuated the scene.Because Grandpa Zhu and the others may not be able to seal the origin of the "monster beast".

The girls couldn't help taking a few peeks at the "battlefield" over there.really. The "pig-headed monster" was struggling desperately, bumping around, trying its best to break through the siege.

Qi Ling girl quickly followed Zi Xing's suggestion and left quickly.

After everyone "evacuated" to a relatively safe distance, Zi Xing began to answer the questions in the hearts of the Qi Ling girls one by one.

The first thing the girls care about is, of course, is the "pig-headed monster" a god?Grandpa Zhu seems to care about it too!Could it be that its "human appearance like a pig" can also cause disaster for the whole world?

Zi Xing couldn't help but smiled wryly: "That guy, you actually know him too. It's the 'No. [-] Fierce Beast' that has been beating Grandpa Zhu's holy power in the heavens. You've seen it before, but now you don't recognize it. Could it be that it has really changed that much now?"

Brother Jing Zixing reminded me so.The girls just reacted.

Oh, it turns out that that "pig-headed" guy is actually the "number one beast" who looked "majestic" before!No wonder it always felt familiar before...

Next, the girls naturally have to be concerned about one thing: "Has the first fierce beast officially started a war with Grandpa Zhu? Its pig's head is miserable, and it was also beaten by Grandpa Zhu?"

In the girls want to come.It was Grandpa Zhu who beat up the "Number One Fierce Beast" to make a face.The girls have seen all kinds of strange "plastic surgery" behaviors in "another time and space", and they are easy to accept new things.

For example, stuff like "ginseng fruit", the girls thought they only appeared in the movie before.In Journey to the West, ginseng fruit is "fruited once in 3000 years, and ripened in another 3000 years."The shape of the fruit is like that of a child under 3 years old, a rare fruit that can live for 4 years after eating one.But is there really such a fruit?The girls think the answer is no.

However, in "another time and space", the girls discovered that in some supermarkets, there were pears similar to "auspicious dolls"—the whole pear was like a baby's face with its eyes closed. I didn't dare to eat it (or couldn't bear to eat it).When they saw it for the first time, the Qiling girls were also taken aback, thinking that the real version of "Ginseng Fruit" had come out.As a result, I heard from experts that this fruit is man-made, and it is different from "ginseng fruit".Obviously, when the pears were in young fruit, a model was used to restrict their growth.So if you really want to buy it and try it, don’t be fooled. To put it bluntly, it’s just an ordinary pear...

The girl with a broad vision also thinks that the "pig-headed monster" is "artificial".

Zi Xing refuted the rumors for Grandpa Zhu: "No. That 'first beast' turned into a pig's head has nothing to do with Grandpa Zhu, it's because of its own bad luck. Speaking of which, it confronted Grandpa Zhu in the heaven, Wen Qiang took the opportunity Absorbed the Pangu holy power left in the human world, and things are moving in a direction that is beneficial to us. The "first fierce beast" is also in a hurry, and observed with "spiritual consciousness" that we went to the "Asura Realm" to collect Xingtian holy power , it couldn’t sit still anymore. It also rushed to this world in a hurry—no, it absorbed a large amount of polluted Xingtian holy power rashly without knowing the truth, and it turned out to be like this 'Crazy. Xing Dafa'..."

Oh I got it.

Girls with spirits have all experienced the torment of "contaminated holy power".It is reasonable to know that the "Number One Ominous Beast" has serious "sequelae" after absorbing too much holy power.

Girls are not "philanthropists".Knowing that the "No. [-] Fierce Beast" is suffering (and suffering from Xingtian's holy power), they all felt a sense of "schadenfreude" in their hearts without saying anything!

The black girl couldn't help being "poetry prospering", and improvised a good poem: "Pigs live at the head of the Yangtze River, and I live at the end of the Yangtze River. When the wind blows, thousands of heads will freeze to death. Two orioles sing green willows. Six thousand pigs head up to the blue sky, Mr. Cen, Dan Qiusheng... eat pork, don't stop with chopsticks. White-haired fishermen and woodcutters on the river, used to watch the autumn moon come and the river is green as blue, the water quality is still good, can you not remember Jiangnan?"

What a mess!Zixing was speechless.

However, it won the applause of other girls.

……

Zi Xing specifically told the girls that according to Grandpa Zhu's account, during this period, female cultivators must not get close to the "Number One Fierce Beast".Because that guy has a secret technique, which can refine the excessive contaminated holy power in the body by fusing with the female cultivator's "soul body"...

After being reminded.The girls fully understand the "seriousness of the matter".

Their attention turned to "how to reject the pursuit of the 'No. [-] Fierce Beast'".

In terms of emotional games, the Qiling girls have read countless cases and have countless successes and failures in their stomachs.

The red girl first proposed that there must be "preparation with both soft and hard tactics."In other words, the "Number One Fierce Beast" came hard.Naturally, Grandpa Zhu and Sister Jiang stepped forward to stop them; if the "Number One Fierce Beast" took down face and stalked and begged in a low voice, there must be corresponding countermeasures to deal with it.

The orange girl believes that in "another time and space", the tricks of the "black fungus level false goddess" to deal with the "spare boy. **. silk" have developed quite maturely.It is worth learning from everyone.

Orange girl gave an example: "For example, at 21:30 in the evening, the spare tire came online, and asked: Are you there? Goddess: I went to take a shower and fell asleep! ... This is an excuse."

The purple girl didn't think it was a good excuse, she curled her lips and said, "Nimma is too fake, whether you are a student dog or a working dog, is it possible for you to go to bed at 9:30? Grass, mud, horse, look! When I get annoyed, I will black out. Why hang on? When you are tall, rich and handsome, you use the spare tire as a spare tire. As a result, tmd went on stealth and continued to wait for Gao Fushuai, and he also updated the QQ space ri diary photos, or updated everyone, happy. You are a spare tire, stupid plan!!! Nima! I just don’t want to expose you!"

The green girl also has a lot of research on this aspect, and she also gave an example: "... Spare tire: Is it there? Did you receive the gift for you? (either the kidney was cut or the blood was sold, but Nima is still very happy) Goddess: En! Thank you for receiving it! Download it, and go shopping with my girlfriends for the festival!"

The black girl also complained: "Nimma is 365 days a year, and Nima.b just wants your best friend to go shopping and celebrate the festival today. Is it possible? Although IQ has always been a flaw in the spare tire, it does not mean that the spare tire is not even the same. You don't understand the basics, you are in a hurry to have sex with Gao Fushuai."

The orange girl gave another example: "The day the goddess gave birth or the day before the birth. Spare tire: Hey, did you receive the gift for you? Do you like it? Goddess: Yes, thank you. Spare tire: Have a meal together for dinner, I invite you , to celebrate your birthday. Goddess: No, I invited a few sisters to dinner, but it’s not convenient for girls! Spare tire: Then another day? Goddess is offline].”

The purple girl commented: "Nimma, you treat guests to dinner on your birthday and invite all girls? If you were a primary school student, I would still believe that you are a fake goddess. I guess all the guests are boys, and you can prevaricate spare tires by just finding a word." !"

The green girl gave another example: "16:16 p.m. Spare tire: Are you there. Goddess: Offline. 15:16 p.m. Spare tire: Are you there? Goddess: Offline...30:[-] p.m. Spare tire: Are you there Goddess: Yes, what's the matter? Spare tire: When you get off work and school, can I treat you to dinner? Goddess: No, I have classes tonight and I will work overtime today! Spare tire: Why do you have classes and work overtime for a week in a row? Goddess: Offline..."

Purple girl: "What school! What unit! There are classes every night! Overtime every night!"

Orange girl gave another example: "The spare tire cut a kidney and bought an ip4 to give to the goddess. Online. Spare tire: Hehe! Dear! I like it! Goddess: Well, I like it. Don’t spend so much money on gifts in the future, too Expensive! Spare tire: Just be happy (covering your wound). Spare tire: I, I like you, can I chase you? Goddess: Ah, this. I want to think about it. At this moment Gao Fu Shuai and Goddess sent a message: My parents insisted that I go to a relative's house in Japan. I'm bored to go alone. Do you want to go together? Reply me if you want to go, I will drive a new Land Rover to pick you up! 】... Spare tire: OK. I am very sincere, waiting for your reply. Goddess: I have seriously considered it, and it is better for us to start as friends first. "

The black girl has a serious face.Profoundly pointed out: "The spare tire can never satisfy the appetite of the goddess. In a few seconds, Nima can decide whether to be with you or not, but as for what she thinks, you can figure it out yourself." Start as a friend 'It's a bad word of the century, countless spare tires were shot and fell to the ground......"

The orange girl gives another example: "A goddess and spare tire had a showdown, saying that she has now caught up with Gao Fushuai, and asked the spare tire not to contact her again...Goddess: Thank you for taking care of me these days, I already have something worth entrusting." People, please don't contact me in the future. Spare tire: Ah? Why? Am I treating you badly? Goddess: We are not suitable. Spare tire: Where is it not suitable? How do you know if it is suitable if you haven't talked about it. Goddess: Really. We are indeed not suitable! Goodbye!"

The black girl commented: "If you have money, you are suitable. If you have no money, you are not suitable. You just say it. Why do you think it is so tactful?! You people think that the goddess said so tactfully so as not to make the spare tire sad? Fart ! That's because the goddess sells her body indirectly but doesn't admit it, understand?!"

The green girl gave another example: "The Goddess called Gao Fushuai. Darling, shall we go eat western food in the afternoon? Gao Fushuai is having sex with others, so I don't have time to talk to the Goddess: 'I'm sorry, I have something to do this afternoon, next time Eat again.''Oh, then I'll eat alone.' After the goddess hung up the phone, she thought of **. Si, and with the mentality of loafing, she opened the call history, found the number and dialed it. The phone rang , The spare tire thought who would call me? My parents came to ask me how I was doing again? Seeing that it was a goddess calling, she put on a charming smile, as if she could see it on the other side of the phone, what did you say? Goddess: Oh, it's nothing, my roommate said they don't really want to go out today, so I reluctantly agreed to your request for dinner..."

The purple girl scolded viciously: "Your roommate doesn't want to go out, so you come to me? Your sister, you still don't go to small restaurants, and you are willing to be a spare tire for long-term meal tickets, and you don't like the goddess' lies."

Orange girl gave another example: "Once, **.Si finally mustered up the courage to express her heart to the goddess. Of course, **.Si would not have the courage to say it face to face, only through QQ. After a while, the goddess replied 'Actually I treat you as a good friend, work hard, maybe there will be a chance in the future, hehe.'**. Si suddenly burst into tears with excitement, and pressed the keyboard with both hands clumsily to type out what she wanted to say. When she was about to send it, the goddess’s The avatar is dark...**.Si still smiled slightly. Well, at least I still have a chance...The goddess is over there, snuggling up to a tall, rich and handsome man, my dear, that sb is bothering me again. Gao Fushuai, um, Leave him alone, and think about what posture to use today. The two of them smiled knowingly—this is the starting point for **Si to transform into a spare tire, and it is also the biggest lie of the goddess: You still have a chance. With nmlgb!"

The black girl was too lazy to complain.

The green girl gave another example: "The spare tire has moved bricks for a month, and I want to treat the goddess to a good meal... Spare tire: Are you there? Dear. Goddess: Well, what are you doing? Spare tire: I want to treat you to a meal this month. The job performance is good, the boss lifts me up, let’s celebrate for me! Goddess: Hmmmmmm, okay, where should I go to eat? (At this time, Gao Fushuai sent a message to the goddess: I will drive to pick up the two-star Michelin dinner tonight. You.) Spare tire: How about Pizza Hut? Goddess: I don’t like pizza. Spare tire: How about hot pot? Goddess: Hot pot is easy to get angry. Spare tire: How about Sichuan food? Goddess: No, face I'm going to get acne. Spare tire: What about eating seafood? Goddess: I have skin allergies. Spare tire: So tell me, I like to eat it all? Goddess: Sorry, I feel a little uncomfortable, so I don't eat it. Just When losing weight. Spare tire: Ah! What's the matter with you? Spare tire: What's wrong? Spare tire: Do you want to see a doctor? Spare tire: Let me accompany you? (The goddess has gone offline)..."

The purple girl didn't bother to complain.

Therefore, the girls summed up the "four elements of a spare tire".

If you have the following 4 points, there is no doubt that it is already a spare tire——

1. Women never take the initiative towards you.When interacting with you, I never take the initiative to call you, never take the initiative to greet you, and never take the initiative to find topics.I don't reject your initiative, because you are dispensable in her eyes.

2. Women never refuse your efforts.Whether you send flowers, buy gifts, or treat you to dinner, women will not refuse - many men think that if a woman does not refuse, she agrees, but in fact, this is not the case in women's logic.I don't reject your investment, I just don't hate you, it doesn't mean I like you. (This is like an exam. You only get 80 points and pass, but if you want to be a boyfriend, you need to achieve [-] points of excellence. And if there is a vacancy for excellent, you will be recruited as a backup.)

3. The woman does not promise to your request.Many people ask women to make a promise to themselves. A man confesses that he wants someone to be his girlfriend, but this girl did not refuse your confession, saying, I don’t want to talk about it now, we don’t know each other very well, let’s talk about it after dating , I'm afraid of getting hurt and so on.Not giving you a definite expectation, which paved the way for her future turn around.

4. When you fade away and want to leave, she will come back to you.When you have been with her for a long time and there is no progress, you may give up, but the woman will come to you at this time to give you ioi and ask you out.And you are confused at this time, not sure, what kind of attitude does a woman have towards herself?It's actually very simple, women don't want such a meal ticket (mobile cash machine) beside them to leave.They want to use you, and when you turn around and chase them, these women will walk away again.

……

However, the Qi Ling girls are also convinced that with the IQ of the "No. [-] Fierce Beast", they definitely don't have as much experience as they summed up.

Therefore, the girls are full of confidence: It is really not difficult to come up with an excuse to refuse the pursuit of the "No. [-] Fierce Beast"!

At least for them, there is no challenge! ! !