Rebirth of King Zhou

Secretly discussing the excuse of "rejecting the first fierce beast", the Qiling girls discovered that it is not easy to find a clever excuse.

They are very demanding, and ordinary excuses simply cannot catch their eyes.

The girls couldn't help looking at brother Zixing with some jealousy.

It’s not easy to use brother Zixing as an example, so I turned to “Samsara” as an example: “That ‘Samsara’ is really lucky. It chose a male body. Became the prey of the 'Number One Fierce Beast'... What a lucky fellow..."

Zi Xing was a little uncomfortable being stared at by the girls with super envious eyes.

He "knows the elegant meaning by smelling the strings", and he is very clear about the girls' true thoughts at the moment.Well, it's too late for them not to want to be "female".You can't change your gender again.

So Zi Xing had no choice but to enlighten them: "Actually, only girls can become 'goddesses'. It's not bad to be a 'goddess' and enjoy being chased wildly... You are not 'spare tires', and you know the meaning of spare tires." bitter?"

At this moment, Daji and Longji caught up with Zixing and Qiling girls, and joined their "escape" team.

Longji and Daji's knowledge reserves are obviously insufficient, and they still don't understand what a "spare tire" is after listening to the girls' long speeches?

They didn't feel ashamed to raise the doubts in their hearts.

Zi Xing decided not to let the girls "monopolize" the right to speak.

He personally came to explain to Longji and Daji: "... There is a kind of man in the world who knows that it is impossible for her to be with her, and knows that she does not love him. It is better to treat her blindly. We generally call it a 'spare tire'. They generally understand that they are spare tires, but not all of them will admit that they are spare tires, and perhaps they also feel that being a "spare tire" is not a glorious thing."

"The spare tire generally has a 'waiting' mentality...Since I know that there is no chance at this stage, I hope (extravagantly hope) that she will know that she is good in the near future, and finally 'lover will finally get married'. The spare tire is never tired One's own responsibilities. Try to play its functions of filling time gaps, moving workers, taking over and delivering, etc. The spare tire has performed all the obligations that a boyfriend should do, and even more. People who don't know will think that the spare tire is her boyfriend Friends, but when asked, she will express surprise that she and the spare tire are just 'good friends'. Others, will soon wake up to the fact that the spare tire is really just a spare tire. Of course, the girl clearly draws the line I don’t care how disturbed and awkward the spare tire standing next to me is..."

"It's hard to hear, the spare tire is actually a 'universal toy' for the bad girl - she uses the spare tire to her back to achieve her goals, and then drops drugs from time to time, such as 'I actually like you quite a lot ', 'It would be nice if my boyfriend is half as good as yours', etc., to rekindle the ashes of the spare tire, so as to continue to play its criminal and cheap function..."

"So, a good woman will not allow a spare tire to go around, because when she realizes that someone likes her, and she has no intention of developing with him, she will 1. Avoid 2. Make it clear 3. Both Both. The birth and appearance of the spare tire. Usually due to 1. She likes the feeling of being surrounded by boys, which we generally call 'vanity', so that she can feel like a heartthrob 2. She thinks the spare tire has its existence or use Value, including being a driver, giving gifts, three. Accompaniment, teaching (doing) homework, etc., so she occasionally winks so that the spare tire will mistakenly think that she has a chance after a long time. 3. Her spare tire can play the above two at the same time. function..."

"'Moving' is the most common human emotion. It is impossible for this kind of woman, because the spare tire has long been positioned as a spare tire in her mind. A soldier will never be promoted to a commander, so The spare tire pretending to be handsome in front of the lady will only make her alienate you early..."

"..."

Daji and Longji couldn't help sighing: "It sounds so profound..."

Zi Xing praised the two of them and said: "It sounds 'deep', so it proves that you are both 'good girls'... As a spare, you are bad girls who go to special research + ponder stuff..."

But Daji doesn't want herself to be in Zixing's heart.Become synonymous with "stupid".She argued: "Actually, I can still understand what a 'spare tire' is. Cough, if you want to be an excellent spare tire, don't you just have to make up your mind not to treat yourself as a normal man, and make yourself as useless as you want?" Well..."

Zi Xing was sweating profusely.

But I have to admit: Daji seems to have grasped the "spirit" of the best stuff like "spare tire".

"You understand it right!!! Hit the nail on the head!!!" Zi Xing further explained: "Actually, to be a good spare tire, you have to do the four nos—don't hear, don't ask, don't see, and aren't there. No Smell, just pretend not to know that she has a boyfriend and a group of other (if any) spare tires - they are between you and her, it is an open secret, but tacitly. Of course, if she wants to complain, In order to avoid your personal sadness, it is better to pretend that you don’t hear it. The spare tire is like an ant, it only needs to work and doesn’t need to know.”

"Don't ask, of course, you can't ask about her boyfriend. It's best not to mention it at all, try to play the role of 'spare tire', and give full play to your use value (such as helping her, or being a security guard. Speedy Mercedes driver), lest she find out that your resources have been exhausted and discard you early."

"No, it's a bit similar to not smelling. The spare tire is your real function, but the superficial identity is 'good friend', or even just 'ordinary friend' or 'ordinary classmate'. So be mentally prepared to meet her boyfriend If you want to show that you are an 'ordinary friend', you will have to test your concentration and acting skills. If you are poor in both, I suggest you pretend not to see it. Anyway, you are not interested in becoming friends with him. It’s okay to pretend to be cool.”

"No, to be more precise, it should be to quickly and safely avoid people she doesn't want you to see. As I mentioned before, the spare tire is like an ant. It only needs to work, so the name is not important-have you seen it? Has the hard-working buffalo ever been banned?"

"Well, another one. The appearance and behavior of the spare tires have a common pattern to be found. The following is a list of their characteristics: 1. The appearance is relatively mediocre, which does not attract the attention of girls. 2. The clothes are not particular, because they all Don't understand packaging. 3. Well-developed limbs, with the physique of a coolie, willing to work for women. 4. Not good at eloquence, lack of sense of humor. Can't win the favor of girls. 5. Stubborn personality, and has extraordinary patience and perseverance. 6. With the spirit of Ah Q, he is also a "good guy" in the mouth of many girls (this kind of good guy card is worthless) - in short, if you have at least 6 of the above 1 points, you can become a spare tire."

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Long Ji criticized with great disdain: "What kind of man is this man! Is he still a real man?! Are you sure they don't suffer from some kind of masochistic disease?"

It's a good denunciation.

The Qiling girls are naturally unwilling to be reconciled to the "language right" being confiscated, and they also published their own research experience——

Orange girl: "A woman who is willing to use the 'spare tire'. It doesn't have to be a 'bad girl'. Brother Zi Xing, your point of view is a bit biased—just like our sisters, if the 'spare tire' is not the number one beast. Such a disgusting guy, we don't rule out having a few 'spare tires'. Our sisters are reusing the waste of the 'spare tires' so as not to cause waste of resources!!! Is this also okay?"

The green girl echoed: "Yes, yes, waste like 'spare tire' still has a lot of value that can be recycled and reused! For example - to pass the time. 'Spare tire' is the best thing to use to kill time , because they are always there. The friend who made an appointment to have lunch with you suddenly shows up, you just need to make a phone call, and the spare tire will come out to accompany you. And once your friend is suddenly free to accompany you, you can also get rid of it immediately That spare tire. Don’t worry! They will not complain, because they know they will always be your second choice, and this is also their characteristic! The spare tire is always on time, safe and reliable, anywhere, and there is no charge.”

The purple girl also echoed: "Yes, yes. With the 'spare tire', you can also sing karaoke, have lunch, watch movies, and listen to concerts for free. As long as you open your mouth, the spare tire will take care of everything for you. And He will never accept that you are 'aa system' with them, because he has to take care of everything about you..."

The black girl also echoed: "Yes, yes. The spare tire can also be used as a 'demonstration weapon'--recently, your boyfriend's reaction to you is very cold, and the phone calls are long and short, and the anniversary is perfunctory. "Tire" is the best weapon of demonstration. As long as you often hang the name of "spare tire" on your lips and praise "spare tire" from time to time. If you read the caring SMS that spare tire gives you in front of your boyfriend, I believe that no matter how generous a man is, he will Jealous! Being threatened by the enemy, your boyfriend will definitely reflect on himself and treat you better!"

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Daji couldn't help but smiled wryly and said to the girls: "Okay, okay, let's understand what a 'spare tire' is! They are all 'criminal, cheap' wimps, and 'good girls' also have rights." Recycling and reusing the 'spare tire' waste... So, your point of view is correct, your brother Zixin's idea is one-sided and arbitrary..."

The girls complained with bitter faces: "The problem is, the pervert in the 'Number One Fierce Beast' is now targeting 'female'. It's tantamount to treating the 'female cultivator' as a 'cauldron'. Help it refine the polluted Xingtian holy power! This is a huge threat to us! In extraordinary times, being a 'spare tire' is safer than being a 'goddess'..."

Before the words fell, at this moment, the sea water in front suddenly split, and an ugly ball with uneven shape and colorful colors suddenly appeared in front of everyone's eyes.

When Zi Xing and Zhu Nu saw such a "strange ball" for the first time, they were taken aback and couldn't help but stop.

Gathering his mind, he saw clearly that it was not the "Number One Fierce Beast", and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

The red girl tried to identify it, and asked a little uncertainly: "This, isn't this 'reincarnation'? How did you get into such a mess? It's like being brutally tortured?"

"Samsara" said with a sad face: "It's not because Grandpa Zhu is not strong enough to completely seal the power of the 'Number One Fierce Beast'... I believe too much in Grandpa Zhu's strength, so I want to go closer to see the excitement Unexpectedly, the 'Number One Fierce Beast' went berserk and charged out at one point... I kicked it hard a few times, and it became what it is now..."

All the girls who heard Qi Ling couldn't help sticking out their tongues secretly.I thought to myself: "The 'first fierce beast' wants to use it as a 'cauldron' when it sees a 'female cultivator', but when it meets a 'boy friend', it will unceremoniously beat it to death— —Hmm. It seems that as long as there is a 'Number One Fierce Beast', it's not safe to be a 'goddess' or a 'spare tire'..."

But I heard "Samsara" still yelling in misery: "It hurts me so much! I found that the 'Number One Fierce Beast' doesn't take the initiative to attack women—why am I so miserable, and why didn't I become like you when I was reincarnated?" a girl..."

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When Daji heard this, she couldn't laugh or cry.Can't help but look at the Qiling girls with a half-smile.

The girls couldn't hold back their face, and they began to reprimand Samsara: "Samsara, you don't want to 'this mountain looks at the height of the mountain'. Now you are playing a role like a 'spare tire', and you can't afford to provoke or hide." A fierce beast? If you become a "goddess", then the first fierce beast intends to turn you into a "cauldron", no matter where you hide, it will linger and drag you out—you That's bad luck!"

The knowledge of "reincarnation".But no less than the girls.

As soon as it heard the identity of "spare tire", it immediately rejected it naturally, and said angrily: "Do you think I don't know what a spare tire is? That stuff. It's the circle-shaped tire that hangs on the back of the car and may never be used for a lifetime." What a thing! Most of the time, it just hangs there silently, waiting for the one in a thousand chance that some hapless wheel brother has an accident, so it can come in handy..."

"Yes, that's the spare tire. It might work one day, but it's still a spare tire. We all know what the fate of the spare tire is. Remember, most spare tires -- spares last four years, After four years, even if you haven’t used it, you have to change it. And those spare tires that are fortunate enough to be used usually only have a short chance to use them. After they are used, they must be replaced in time. It cannot be turned into an official tire."

"Let me tell you why the 'spare tire' can't turn positive - it's because you are waiting! Because there are fools like you waiting, so the 'false goddess' feels that she is always safe. There is always a way out , thanks to your perseverance, that guy can deal with every lover with confidence, anyway, 'the worst case will be backed by someone'! But! Don't think that guy will really be reduced to the end and ask you to pay the bill !You are the last backup means of protection, in other words, as long as there is no end. You can only 'backup' - but this is an endless loop, because you are 'backup', so that guy will never end up! So The bottom line is, you never stand a chance!"

"Spare tire, you stupid b! Do you think you are very elegant? You think that you are so great for bearing humiliation like this, that guy will definitely be moved, and will thank you? That's right, that guy will thank you—the only place to thank you , just thank you for not provoking their relationship, so that they can continue to be together sweetly! Find out why that guy needs you and trusts you! It's because you are honest enough not to spoil her good deeds!"

"I said, spare tire, you are stupid. Do you think she trusts you? Do you think you have found the value of existence? Is it because she thinks of you when she is distressed and lonely, and feels very happy? Do you think she There is a subtle rift in the relationship with her boyfriend, maybe I have a chance to become a regular? Sorry, you took the wrong strategy route! Yes, if there is no existence like you, maybe the official tires really can’t be used, she must New tires, but now you are here, thanks to you, she vented her dissatisfaction, pain and depression, calmed down, and then she can continue to be with her boyfriend with a smiling face and an open-minded mood. Although the repaired tire is not as good as New tires, but at least they work."

"Spare tire, you stupid. B don't think I'm that stupid? Then, whoever received her call dropped what she was doing and rushed out? Who was willing to pay for the big and small bags in her hand? Who was not happy? Cheerfully repairing her computer so that she can video with her boyfriend? Who drove her around happily in his own car? Who patted his chest to solve all kinds of messy troubles for her? Who came when her boyfriend came Time to voluntarily step aside?..."

"Actually, spare tires are very clear that they are spare tires. The only difference is whether they admit it or not. But how to get rid of the plot of spare tires? The answer is no. Everything is because you love her, and all the shackles are gone. You put it on yourself, the bait she gave you didn't even have a barb, and she didn't, won't, and won't put you on the potential development list. So I don't want to be a spare tire, only one There is a way to go. Give up all unrealistic fantasies, turn around and leave."

"Remember, never trust the person who once used you as a backup tire, forever! You can be calm, eat all her sugar coating, and block all the shells; you can turn a deaf ear and watch her humbly please you; you can be ashamed Tieshi, turn around and leave, enjoying the pleasure of occupying the commanding heights...but don't go back! If you go back, your situation will be worse than the previous spare tire years, because she already knows that you are unreliable, and you can't even trust you before. 'I can't get it!"

"When she comes to you, the cheapest way to do it is this: you smile, listen to her express her feelings for you, apologize for neglecting you before, or some kind of nice words, and then pull out Start playing a song on your mobile phone, iphone or any other device that can play music. This song is high-pitched and atmospheric, hearty and catchy. More importantly, the lyrics are straightforward, which can maximize the effect of damaging the morale of the other party. Don’t be soft-hearted. Don't hesitate, you can even sing along, the expression must be cheap—'At the beginning you wanted to separate, and you separated, but now you want to use true love to exchange me back...'”

"..." Samsara finally announced to the girls righteously: "I will never be a 'backup tire'! , trying every means to get rid of this humiliating identity!!!”

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The Qi Ling girl was stunned and petrified collectively.

This time, they have met a real "master, master, master"!