My years as a fortune teller

On the way back, An Demin and I looked for a place to have dinner.After An Demin sent me off, I didn't ask him to go.Instead, let him call Gao Shengwen, and wait to come to my side to discuss things.

When I got upstairs, I finished offering incense to the patriarch and came to the study.An Demin had already made tea and was waiting for me. Seeing me coming, he immediately asked, "I found that you didn't arrange tasks for me. Do you think I'm not qualified, or can't use me?"

"Damn!" I waited for him and said, "What nonsense, how can you be missing from this matter. Anyway, they are friends who have experienced it together. The reason why I didn't arrange for you is because I waited There will be important things for you to do. So now I want you to rest for a while, and you will be very tired later."

I ignored him after finishing speaking, and came to my bedroom with the bottle containing Laner's ghost.After I drew the curtains, I turned on the light and slowly released Lan'er's ghost.Suddenly, a cloud of mist appeared in front of me, slowly showing Laner's figure.

I looked at Lan'er's ghost and said, "Lan'er, do you still have any wish for me to help you? If not, I will save you. If you have, please say it immediately."

Lan'er's ghost looked at me pitifully, and the tears in his eyes immediately flowed down.Said to me: "I want to seek revenge from Zhu Zigang, I want him to pay back the lives of me and my child."

I looked at Lan'er's ghost and said, "I can't help you with this wish. It's up to you to decide whether he deserves to die. It all depends on God's will. Neither you nor I have the right."

When Lan'er's ghost heard this, it immediately looked at me with wide eyes.He looked at me viciously and said: "Then you still say to help me, you are all like dogs. I will kill you first, and I will seek revenge from him!" After speaking, he rushed towards me viciously.

I sneered, took out the Buddha I picked up just now and shook it lightly.Lan'er's ghost was so frightened that it immediately hid in the corner of the wall, huddled into a ball and looked at me coldly.As if I was going to kill her.

I sighed, sat on the edge of the bed and looked at Lan'er's ghost and said, "You think I only have this magic weapon, and tell you that there are magic weapons everywhere in Lan'er's house. If you leave me, you dare to move around. You can't even make a ghost out of smoke and clouds!"

Lan'er's ghost trembled when he heard it, looked at me and said timidly: "Master, I know I was wrong, please let me go. I will listen to you whatever you say, please let me go."

I nodded and said to her: "Okay, remember that I can ask you to take revenge. But you can't kill him, how he died is destined by the heavens. Do you understand?" Lan'er's ghost nodded .

I know she doesn't understand, but I don't want to explain now.Then he continued: "That day I remember they said that there was a kid on the construction site, what happened? And last time I was hit by a ball of gas and almost fell, what happened? And Zhu Zigang and other women are all Where did it go? What about those babies in bottles!"

Lan'er's ghost said timidly: "There are two little ghosts. They are both from the cemetery outside. They ran in to play by themselves, and then ran back. The ball of air that hit you was born in the ground. I also I don’t know what it is, but I often take it to play. There is still a large amount of gas, which rarely comes out. I don’t know where his women have gone, and it seems that they don’t die well. His children are in the bottle, like those The woman had an abortion in order to break up. He put the child in a bottle. He said so when he was drunk once after beating me. If I am disobedient, I want me and the child to be like them."

I nodded, no wonder the gas was so strong that day.It turned out that it was formed by the evil spirit of the white tiger position, which is still small according to Lan'er Ghost.But this is easy to solve, I don't worry about it.

Then I continued to ask: "Did you kill that village chief?" Lan'er's ghost looked at me and nodded, which was admitted.It seems that only Zhu Zigang is left now!

Thinking of this, I said to Lan'er ghost: "I will take you to revenge tonight, but you have to remember. His life and death are up to you, not you or me. If you dare to mess around, I will immediately summon Wu Lei Miu You." Lan'er's ghost nodded in horror,

I kept her in the bottle and put her in a corner to rest.Turning around, I left the bedroom and came to the study.Unexpectedly, Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen both came.Even Laner's parents came over.

Anyway, this matter has something to do with them, so let everyone listen.When Second Master Cui saw me coming, he immediately handed me eight rusty iron nails.Each one is as thick as a little finger, and judging from the quality of the embroidery, it has been used.

I took a look at it with the iron nail, and said to An Demin: "Mr. An has taught you an important task. This task is very important. Only success is not allowed. Failure is not allowed. Whether Zhu Zigang can be punished is a very critical step."

When An Demin heard this, he immediately stood up and stood at attention and said to me: "Leader, please rest assured, I will definitely complete the task. Cleaning up this kind of mess is what I am most willing to do. Please arrange the task!"

I smiled and said to An Demin: "Take these coffin nails and go to his house. Put a nail under the foot of Master Guan. Make sure the point is up. Then put it under his Pixiu. Put in a nail, the same I want to point upwards. It’s best to put another nail in the wall next to my head in the bedroom. Under the bed, if you can put it, you can put it.” An Demin I was completely stunned when I heard it.

I smiled badly, and then said: "That's right, I will get some used sanitary napkins later, take them and wipe them on the Taishan Stone outside the door. Oh! By the way, I will also use them in the master of the living room of his house." Put a nail on the lamp too. This one should point downwards."

After I finished speaking, everyone looked at me with their mouths wide open.I lowered my head and scanned myself back and forth. There was nothing else on me.Why are you looking at me like this, like someone looking at an alien planet.

I kicked An Demin, and this guy came back to his senses.After swallowing a mouthful of saliva, he looked at me and said, "Is the task of leading a bit too difficult? I'm afraid I won't be able to complete it. It's okay to say, but finding a woman is a bit difficult. You should find someone else, really. No, you leave it to Lao Gao."

Before Gao Shengwen could say anything, I smiled and said, "Among all these people, you are the only one who has the talent to do this. Don't refuse. As for the women's thing. You can go to Sister Cheng and ask her to help you. You think of a way."

When An Demin heard this, he asked in surprise: "Huzi, you are really a god! Even when her aunt came, you can tell that I completely admire you to death. Okay, I'll listen to you!" Damn, It's all going where, I'm just saying it in passing.How did it work, I figured it out.I have little black lines all over my face!

Then I said to Gao Shengwen: "Today, you behaved well and did not arouse his suspicion. So you have to take us to his house tonight, then talk to him and try to say something that doesn't favor us. Then take advantage of his inattention At that time, he burned a few talismans at his house. Then he didn’t care about anything, and came down to meet us.” Gao Shengwen nodded.

I looked back at Second Master Cui, and said with a smile, "I'm going to set up an altar in the basement at night, and you will be my helper. You don't have to worry about other things, just do as I say." Cui Second Master nodded.

I got up and took out a few talismans, handed them to Gao Shengwen and told him how to burn them.Gao Shengwen memorized the note while listening, then read it twice and tore up the paper.

Lan'er's parents looked at me and hurriedly asked: "Master Xiao Zhang, what do you think I should do? As long as we see that beast get retribution, we are willing to shorten our life for a few years."

"Hey!" I sighed and said, "I didn't want you to go, but I know you must go. Well, you follow me and Cui Erye." Lan'er's parents nodded hastily.

After the order, I will arrange for them to prepare.We set off in half an hour, and from today onwards I'm going to torment Zhu Zigang to death.Of course, this is not really to make him die, but to make him live more uncomfortable than dead.

I took out a few small paper figurines from the drawer under the Patriarch's seat.They are all cut according to the appearance of ancient officials and soldiers.It was secretly given to me by the mage who taught me Lushan Taoism back then.I have been reluctant to use it and dare not use it. I didn't expect it to come in handy today.

After An Demin made a phone call downstairs, we all went downstairs and sat in An Demin and Gao Shengwen's car and set off there.I looked at my watch and it was past five o'clock, so I asked them to find a place to have some food first.

This meal is eaten by everyone except me.I can't take care of so many, who told them to worry.Fill your stomach first, there are many things to do at night.After eating, I passed by and bought some, and Yuanbao candles went to Zhu Zigang's house.

Because Zhu Zigang's home is surrounded by feng shui bureaus, so in his opinion, where is the safest.He himself knew very well that Lan'er's ghost could be found no matter where he went.Unless it is in his own home, the feng shui here can protect him.It's just that he forgot one thing, I can not only set up Fengshui bureaus, but also break all kinds of Fengshui bureaus.At the same time, I am also a master of the underhand!

After coming to the community as usual, Cui Erye, Lan'er's parents and I still entered through the small gate.After arriving in the basement, we immediately set up the altar.Waiting for An Demin's text message, he immediately opened the altar to clean up Zhu Zigang.

About an hour later, a text message from An Demin came.Seeing this, I hehe, light the candles and then light the incense.Take out a piece of black cloth to wrap your head, and then chant a mantra to ask the altar guardian.

After all this is over, after my few talismans have been burned.Ask Lan'er's parents to burn Yuanbao, and then ask Cui Erye to open the door leading to the kitchen a little.This way the smoke will flow down to the living room.

I step on Tiangang, the left thumb hooks the little finger from the back of the right hand, then the left ring finger and little finger hooks the right middle finger and index finger.The ring finger and middle finger of the right hand are complete, and the middle finger and index finger of the left face the altar.Silently read in his mouth: "Regardless of the Lord of Nine Heavens, the head of the family and the five sacrifices to the gods. The tongue behind the words is in the Big Dipper, and the good and evil things are observed in the East Kitchen. Bless and forgive sins and turn evil into good luck, and Anzhen Yin and Yang bless the family. Disasters will be reduced and blessings will be increased, and all requests will be answered. Great compassion, great vows, great sages, the nine-day east chef is the king of orders. The emperor of the Yuan Dynasty ordered the country to protect the house, and the nine days were in charge of the king of the kitchen. Disciples of the Famen special worship, and the real king of the order quickly manifests his spirit The magic weapon is activated like a law!" Then he quickly stepped on his right foot, hugged the sword finger of his right hand with his left hand and circled clockwise.

Then he yelled at a paper man in the shape of an official: "The real king will appear quickly." The paper man walked away, faced me, and turned around in a circle.

I immediately took out a piece of yellow paper, wrote on the paper with a brush and said: "There is Zhu Zigang who lived in the house, disobeyed his mother, and killed his wife and children indiscriminately. The crime is heinous, and people and gods are angry. Today there is a wronged soul, Luo Ailan, who was born in a certain year. At a certain time on a certain day and month. Because Zhu Zigang, the owner of the house, was murdered at home, the injustice cannot be reincarnated due to grievances. Now I ask Zhenjun Siming to find out the grievance and appeal for her. I am entrusted with the order of Taiyi Tianzun, and I am as urgent as a law!" After reading it, burn the yellow paper on the candle.

Just look at the official-looking paper man, and turned around a few more times.The other paper figurines who looked like government servants on the table also stood up one after another.Then came the sound of a gong beating to clear the way, and then a sound of horseshoes.

I immediately motioned to Cui Erye to release Lan'er's ghost.Lan'er's ghost had just come out, and it looked as if it had been sucked away before it stood still.With a whoosh, it flew into the kitchen.

I knew in my heart that the good show was about to begin, how Zhu Zigang set up an evil formation to deal with Lan'er's ghost.I'd do the same with him, only I'd be more civilized than him.Because I'm a man of culture...