My years as a fortune teller

Seeing Lan'er's ghost flashing past us, I smiled and nodded to Cui Erye and Lan'er's parents, "Okay, now we can stay here and watch the show."

When Cui Erye heard this, he looked at Lan'er's parents and then at me and said, "You can't do it, is it over? I thought that if you set up such a big battle, even if you don't have to blast him to death with five thunders, you will have to kill him." Beat him half to death."

I glared at Second Master Cui and said, "Second Master, we are educated people. Why can't we use the means of educated people to deal with this matter when we keep shouting to fight and kill? Man, why are you still so angry!"

Just as he was talking, the door leading to the kitchen moved, and Gao Shengwen and An Demin slipped in together.This guy Gao Shengwen didn't know how to go out of the front door first, and then come around.

"Hey!" I sighed, looked at Gao Shengwen and said, "You don't go out from the front door of his house, you just come in like this. Are you afraid of arousing suspicion from others? What happened above!"

Gao Shengwen chuckled and said, "Just now I persuaded him earnestly, but he just refused to admit it. As I was talking, I suddenly jumped up from the sofa in the bedroom, holding my lower body in my hands and jumping around. I can't say anything. I came down after saying hello. Before I got downstairs, I heard a thud. I looked back and saw this kid lying on the ground straight up. I don’t know what he was doing! I didn’t dare to ask, so I ran down.”

I smiled when I heard that, and took out a transparent vial from my backpack.It contains some transparent liquid.This is what I brought down from Longhu Mountain. It was prepared by the master and several uncles and uncles under the guidance of the uncles and uncles.

As soon as Gao Shengwen and An Demin saw this thing, they shouted in unison: "The ground?" Although I was prepared in my heart, I was still taken aback by these two guys.

I looked back at them and said, "It's not wrong to say it's an earth bomb, but it's a pity that it's really not an earth bomb. It's just based on the ground bomb. **. In short, five or six kinds of things are mixed, and I don’t know the specifics. The function is the same as that of ground cream, but it’s not as strong. I will wipe it between the eyebrows and the eyelids of your eyes. As for whether you can see it , I don’t dare to say what you want to see. But remember, whoever shouts indiscriminately be careful to provoke ghosts. Think about it, whoever wants to slow down raises his hand.”

Just after I finished speaking, everyone including Lan'er's mother raised their hands.I smiled a little, and wiped it between my eyes first.Wipe it vertically between the eyebrows again, and then wipe it on the rest of the people.

This water is also called "heaven and earth pure milk", but I don't know the specific method of making it.I just know that this kind of water, except the sky and the earth.The rest of the things are all fired with spells, just like alchemy.Finally, before using it, burn a talisman at the place where the accident happened.Gao Shengwen has already handled this matter for me, and it was included in the talisman given before I came.

After all the people were wiped, I reminded again: "Remember that after you wipe this, not everyone can see it, it depends on your luck. Secondly, if you see it, don't yell. I understand. What?" Everyone nodded.Then I took out a few more talismans, pasted them on everyone and said let's go.He took everyone upstairs.

This talisman Cui Erye knew, it was the "invisibility talisman".In addition to being unable to be detected by evil spirits, this Taoist talisman can also prevent ghosts from finding our tracks.

As soon as we went up to the second floor, we saw the entrance from the stairs to Zhu Zigang's bedroom.Standing full of water and fire sticks in their hands, they stared at the ghosts ahead with wide eyes.There was a murderous look on his face.

I just remembered that there were only four of my ghost messengers, but here there are about a dozen of them.Where did this come from? It seems that one counts as ten, and ten counts as a hundred.

When I was excited, someone pulled my sleeve.I turned around and saw that it was An Demin. This kid ran behind me at some point.The rest of the people looked around looking left and right.

I turned around and whispered to them: "Don't look around here, and don't talk nonsense. Our time is limited, if you are here, you all go back!"

These people were taken aback when they heard my words.Then follow me and continue to walk forward. I didn't expect that there were four warriors in silver armor standing near the bedroom door.Holding different weapons in his hands, he stood majestically at the door.

I swallowed a mouthful of saliva and slowly came to the bedroom door.The doors here are all open, and there is nothing to close.I saw Zhu Zigang lying not far from the door, with Laner's ghost kneeling beside him.

Sitting directly opposite them was a man whose face could not be seen clearly.But this man was wearing a crown on his head, and he couldn't see what he was wearing under his black clothes.The crown is composed of thumb-sized pearls, which are strung together one by one.

There were two people beside him, one in red with a ledger and a pen in his hand.Another man, dressed in black, held an iron abacus in his hand.

I gently half-kneeled on the ground, and whispered to the people behind: "What is being done in the middle of the table is the Nine Heavens Master of Taoism, who is also our Kitchen God. In addition to being in charge of the stove fire, he is also in charge of the wealth and fortune of the owner of the house." and good and evil."

As soon as I finished my words, I saw Zhenjun Si Ming slapping the table heavily.Then he said a word to the person holding the account book in his hand, and the account book owner quickly looked through the account book.After seeing one of the pages, he calculated something with the person holding the abacus.When it's over, whisper it to Master Siming!

He only heard Siming Zhenjun yelling for a while, took out a stick from the stick and threw it on the ground and said: "Slap this villain with a hundred fire dragon whips. Beat hard!" As soon as his voice fell, he heard four ghosts Almost answered.Two of them held down Zhu Zigang with water and fire sticks, and the other two took a whip and beat Zhu Zigang heavily.

Every time the whip was hit, a ball of fire burst out from Zhu Zigang's back.The flesh on the burned back sizzled, and there was a smell of scorched skin.

While shaking his legs back and forth, Zhu Zigang shouted, "Grandpa, please don't beat me. I'll give you whatever money you want, as long as you give me a number. I'll pay you tomorrow!"

I'm not clear about this kid, I thought it was a living person pretending to be beating him.To actually ask for bribes, isn't this just asking for trouble for yourself?

As soon as I thought of this, I heard Zhenjun Si Ming slap the table heavily.He roared angrily: "You actually dare to bribe me, come on, slap your mouth two hundred times."

Zhu Zigang is purely looking for trouble for himself, and the whip here is not finished yet.Two more ghost messengers came over there, and they went up with two small boards and beat them up.In the blink of an eye, Zhu Zigang was beaten, his mouth was full of blood, his teeth were flying.

When I saw this, I felt my back was wet. Fortunately, I do good deeds every day.If he did something evil, he might suffer even more serious punishment than this.Sometimes I can't see the retribution, and when I see it, I'm already covered in bruises.

In an instant, Zhu Zigang's punishment was over, and Siming Zhenjun asked coldly: "Now tell me the evil things you have done one by one. If there is even the slightest lie, I will tell you Back and forth."

Damn, after listening for a long time, Zhu Zigang still hasn't confessed.Does this mean that it is a bit of a torture, this is a bit too ruthless!If you are smarter, you should admit it.

Unexpectedly, Zhu Zigang raised his head, poohed and said: "Will I be afraid if you dress like this? Tell you, Master Zhu, I am not afraid of anything. These stinky women deserve to die, they are all promiscuous..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard Zhenjun Si Ming slap the table a few times.He roared angrily: "Bold lunatic, dare to act presumptuously in front of me. All the ghost messengers threw this lunatic into the oil pan and fried it for me."

The ghost messengers responded, and suddenly appeared beside Zhu Zigang.Picking him up, he walked outside. Zhu Zigang struggled and shouted, "You are breaking the law. I will sue you tomorrow. Let me down..."

Before he could finish his words, we saw being strung up and passing through our bodies.We don't know when behind us, there is an extra pan of oil.The fire below was burning red, and the oil in the pot was tumbling.

These ghosts didn't even look at it, so they threw Zhu Zigang into the boiling oil.The fellow fell into the boiling oil and immediately jumped up screaming.Immediately, a ghost messenger took a long stick and knocked it down with one stick.Then two ghost messengers came over and grabbed Zhu Zigang's hand and asked him to lean against the side of the frying pan.One of them opened his mouth at the same time, and the other poured a spoonful of hot oil into his mouth without saying a word.

Seeing this, I wiped my sweat and looked back at the rest of the people.Are these people any better than me? Beads of sweat kept rolling down from the temples one by one.

I spit out a mouthful of saliva and continued to watch, only to see that Zhu Zigang's body had been burnt and browned.Because several spoonfuls of boiling oil were poured into his mouth, black smoke from the oil kept coming out of his mouth.In a pair of eyes, tears kept flowing from the ears.Then Zhu Zigang was pulled out, and his body immediately returned to its original state.Then several ghost messengers continued to throw Zhu Zigang in, and continued to repeat the previous actions.

At this point, the ghost messengers saw that it was almost done, and then they brought Zhu Zigang to the bedroom.At this time, Zhu Zigang recovered completely.Siming Zhenjun looked at it, and still wanted Zhu Zigang to confess quickly.

The bastard shook his head and didn't say anything, and Zhenjun Siming jumped into a rage.Shout where is the swordsman?I thought Zhu Zigang's head was going to be chopped off.

Unexpectedly, a ghost messenger in soap clothes came, holding a small wooden tray in his hand.There were all kinds of small knives on the plate, each of which was extremely sharp and gleamed coldly.

Zaoyi Guicha saluted Siming Zhenjun, and then knelt down beside Zhu Zigang.He took a small knife out of the plate and tested it with his finger to see if it was sharp.Then he tore off Zhu Zigang's pants, and cut the first knife between his legs.

Zhu Zigang straightened his upper body in pain from the knife, and immediately two ghosts came over and crossed water and fire sticks.They clamped Zhu Zigang tightly, and then two ghosts came and clamped Zhu Zigang's legs respectively.

The Zaoyi ghost guard cut off Zhu Zigang's genitals, and threw it towards us with a grin on his face.We were so scared that we dodged backward together, fearing that this thing would fall on us.

When it was about to fall to our side, suddenly a black shadow flew over and caught it.I was still wondering when something was willing to catch this thing.Suddenly, a black shadow fell on the ground. It turned out that it was a shiny black dog.There is not a single hair on the whole body, and the black hair is shiny.

After the big black dog took a bite, it opened and closed its mouth two or three times before swallowing it.Then watch the soap-clothed ghost messenger, throwing each piece of meat towards the black dog.This black dog is also very good at life, it can catch it wherever it is thrown with the blink of an eye.

I don't know how Zhu Zigang felt, if it was me, I probably couldn't bear it.You want to die without dying, and watch the flesh on your body cut off one by one and feed it to the dogs.Who can hold on, but Zhu Zigang actually held on.

Cui Erye patted me on the shoulder and said in a low voice: "Cultural man, your move is really poisonous. To actually torture his soul directly is more enjoyable than torturing a body. I just don't know, what will he do tomorrow? Feel?"

I sneered lightly and didn't answer Cui Erye.Also feel, isn't this a joke?To be able to stand up and talk to me tomorrow is considered his skill.These tortures are just beginning, as far as I know from reading the classics.These ghosts have dozens of tortures, let Zhu Zigang enjoy it slowly!