My years as a fortune teller

It is a very lucky thing to have a master, but sometimes it is also a very bitter thing.In order to practice his apprentice, my teacher threw me out for the second time.The last time he threw me in front of Old Daoist Heihu, this time he threw down a tripod several meters high.

Fortunately, I ordered Dafuda to be blocked by something, and I was not completely killed by the fall.But I didn't expect that when I looked back, why the water gnat let go of its tail.Those spirit beasts looked at me in surprise, as if I had done something unbelievable.

It was at this time that I felt the ground slowly lift up.Yes, compared to the stone mountain next to it and the giant tripod in the mountain, I feel that I am slowly rising.What's going on here? Could it be that the ground here will lift by itself.

As I was thinking about it, I saw a huge shadow appearing on the mountain.Although the light is very dim and the shadow is very faint, I can still see it.A huge snake head slowly lifted up, and there was a figure-like thing on it.I scratched my head, why can't I see the water lizard?

That is, the act of scratching my head surprised me, because the shadow sitting on the snake's head on the mountain was also scratching its head.Damn, I'm crazy.The teacher and the "Fire Eye Dragon King" actually threw me directly on the snake's head, no wonder I felt blocked by something just now.

At this time, the water pheasant's head was also facing the shadow on the mountain, and it seemed that it also saw something on the head of its own shadow.In this way, I looked at the shadow on the mountain, and it also looked at the shadow on the mountain.We were stunned for about 10 minutes together, and Shui Zhi suddenly understood.

It opened its mouth sharply and made a piercing whistling sound, because it opened its mouth wide suddenly.The entire face was tilted back, and I fell backwards involuntarily.I thought I was sliding down the snake's body, but it was like doing a sit-up.Not only did I not slide down, but I sat up again just as the water beetle shut up.

The teacher shouted to me: "Little fat man, there is mucus from the feet of the seven-star black frog on the snake's head. You are stuck on the snake's head now. Don't worry, unless you are thrown off. Otherwise, nothing will happen. Hurry up and use silver pierce its eyes."

To be honest, I will hate the teacher a little bit, so I don’t have to throw it elsewhere.He insisted on throwing me on the snake's head, and didn't tell me in advance.What is this, am I still your apprentice?

But there is no time to discuss this, I am on the snake's head!If you don't pay attention, it will slip into its mouth. Don't I just explain my more than 100 catties here?So as soon as the teacher's words came out, I immediately pricked its eyes with a silver slave.

But it was too messy, I actually stabbed the silver slave in its scared eyes.Even so, the water lizard still shakes its head in pain, I'm not wearing a seat belt!It shook his head like this, and I suddenly felt a stir in my heart.That's all, I heard a stabbing sound from the back of my buttocks, and I was thrown far away.

Sitting down on the ground in the cave, a cold feeling came first.Then there was a sharp pain, and I jumped up in pain.I touched the back with my hand, and a large piece of the pants at the buttocks was torn off.That's all, a triangular stone just pierced the soft flesh on the buttocks.I jumped up because of the pain, rubbing my buttocks and jumping wildly while pulling out the three-edged stone.

Maybe it took a long time to shake the head, and the water beetle also became dizzy.After it woke up and watched me scream, it moved its body slightly.It opened its jet-black mouth, revealing two long fangs, and bit me.

The teacher saw it and hurriedly shouted: "Little fat man..." I knew the teacher wanted to remind me, but unfortunately I found out early.So he threw off his legs and ran around the rocky mountain, or just looked at the cracks that he could only see in the boulder.

I once read a book that said that if you are chased by a snake, you should not run in a straight line, but run in an S-shape or a Z-shape.Because if you run in a straight line, you will never outrun the snake.But if you want to run the latter two routes, no snake can catch up with you.

I also don't know if what's written in the book is correct or not. It's important to save my life now before I talk about it.Although the mountain wind blows my butt a bit cold, but I think this book is good.

I ran around the stone mountain, and the water scorpion also circled the stone mountain.The originally long body was suddenly broken.That's not counting, sometimes he ran around the boulder, and sometimes passed between two strange rocks.The imperceptibly long body of the water beetle must be of no use here.Restricted everywhere, blocked everywhere.

After running for half an hour, I couldn't run anymore. I bent down and looked back while panting heavily.I saw that the water lizard was also blocked by the strange rock and couldn't run anymore. It was panting and looked at me with a fierce look in one eye.

I panted and said with a smile: "How is my butt, is it big and fat? Do you want to take a bite, although I haven't bathed for more than a week. But I promise the meat quality is good, fat and thin. If you don't prepare Don’t read it if you bite, I’m wearing shorts today. There’s nothing spring for you to see, if you read too much, you’ll get needles.”

Just as I finished speaking, the water squirrel screamed again.Following the scream, a cloud of black air was exhaled toward me.Although the black air has not yet arrived, I can already smell a stench.

I knew there was poison in this black air, so I rolled forward twice in a row to hide.Then he shouted at the mandrill: "Dead monkey, attack the stinky frog quickly. I have attracted its attention here, and attack quickly."

At the end of my sentence, the Seven Star Black Frog leaped high and stomped on the water pheasant again.The mandrill doesn't care about Sanqi 21, and just slashes at the water ant.The Fire Rat was also quite obedient, and it spewed out a ball of fire towards the water rat.

I was secretly happy in my heart, and immediately stepped on Tiangang's pace.The right hand is holding the silver slave, the left thumb is clasped with the middle finger, and the ring finger is pressed against the thumb.The index finger and little finger stand straight up.Read to the silver slave: "Call the thunder general, call the thunder soldiers, raise the thunder drum, cut down the thunder spirits, lead the heavenly generals, lead the heavenly soldiers, send out the heavenly drums, raise the sky stars, fly the gold spirits, hold the fire wheel, spread the qi, and kill the goblins." , groaning and commanding, catch the five thunders and move quickly. Hurry up like a law." This mantra is the thunder and fire conjuration mantra in "Taishang Three Caves Divine Mantra".The three words "崦吹孙" are the secret mantra to invite Leibu to uphold the gods.

As soon as I finished chanting the spell, I saw three thunderbolts hit the head, seven inches and tail of the water sparrow from three different directions.Especially the thunder fire on the head, like a water gnat beaten by a diamond circle, spit out a mouthful of dirty blood and lay on the ground motionless.

Seeing this, I looked towards the teacher with a smug smile on my face.At the same time, he stretched out two fingers of his left hand, making a gesture of victory.The thunder department's spell was so powerful that it knocked the three spirit beasts aside.

When I was feeling proud, I saw the water lizard leaping forward and opening its mouth wide to bite me.Afterwards, the teacher told me that if I hadn't started running in circles.Block half of the water scorpion's body in places like Shishan.It is estimated that that bite must have bit me, and even if I did not bite, I would be injured by its poisonous gas.

As soon as I saw the water lizard leap forward a lot, I was so frightened that I ran and jumped a few times and flashed once.Later, when Liu Fatty talked to Cui Erye, he said that Fatty ran around with his bare buttocks.It doesn't look like a 180-pound person at all, and the movement of the meat on the buttocks makes people fantasize about it.Of course, after I knew this, I dealt with this bastard severely.

I was about to continue using Thunder Curse when I saw a person fly down.Facing the head of the water scorpion, it is a knife to go up.Immediately, jet-black blood gushed out of the water pheasant's head as hard as iron.Whispering in pain, he kept shaking his head.

I don't need to look to know that this person is not someone else, it must be "Fire Eye Dragon King".It's just that the water pheasant shook his head so violently that he couldn't stand still and was thrown violently towards a boulder.

To see that the old man was about to hit the boulder, I saw a balloon-like thing flying over quickly. The body of "Fire Eye Dragon King" hit the balloon, bounced off quickly and fell to the ground.The balloon was hit by the old man and suddenly lost its air, and slid softly along the boulder to the ground.

I took a closer look and it turned out that it was not a balloon, but a seven-star black frog.It absorbed enough air in its own body, and its body swelled into a round ball.He flew over quickly and saved the life of "Fire Eye Dragon King".It was for this reason that the old man was fine but the Seven Star Black Frog was lying on the ground motionless.

"Fire-Eyed Dragon King" stood up and saw that the one who saved him was the Seven-Star Black Frog, and shouted: "The stinky toad is okay, if it's okay, just call me twice. I don't want to owe you a favor, hurry up and call!" "Although the old man spoke like this, the gratitude on his face can still be seen.

The Seven Star Frog cooed weakly, then lay on the ground and watched its snow-white belly rise and fall. "Fire Eye Dragon King" smiled when he saw this and said, "Smelly Toad, you're scaring me to death!"

I also secretly smiled, and watched Shui Zhi slowly erect the upper half of his body with the blood on his head.He looked at me with a fierce look in his eyes, and then at the hissing sound of "Fire Eye Dragon King".

At this time, the corner of my eye told me that there was a person standing on the tripod looking at us.I turned my head secretly, and it turned out that the teacher didn't know what he was doing with his left hand.But when he saw the water lizard, he seemed to be dozing off.From time to time the head droops down, then up and down again.

I was taken aback when I saw this, the teacher was using a forbidden spell.Seeing this, I quickly took a few steps back and saw that it was indeed a forbidden spell.These are all secret techniques not taught by Taoism, even I still don't know it.

Forbidden technique is also called "forbidden law". "Forbidden" has the meaning of prohibition, imprisonment, and containment.Taoism believes that using this method can curb ghosts, poisonous insects and beasts, and drive away diseases.Forbidden art was first derived from qi art and talisman, and it was first seen at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty. "Book of the Later Han Dynasty? Biography of Fangshu" records that Xu Deng and Zhao Bingshan Yuefang, Xu Deng said that "the stream water is forbidden, and the water will not flow; Bingfu once banned dead trees, and the trees will grow catkins", as well as other fire and tiger bans. Strange thing.The Yue Fang here refers to the forbidden curse.It is said that Xu Deng used Qi to prevent the flow of water, and the stream stopped flowing.Zhao Bing forbade the trees to die, and the trees not only did not die, but also took root and sprouted again.

Ge Hongren's "Baopu Zi Nei Pian? Zhi Li" also recorded this incident.It is said that Zuo Ci, Zhao Ming, etc. can use Qi to restrain water, fire, boil soup, blow and pull nails into wood, etc. "Baopuzi Nei Pian? Ya Lan" describes the special books on forbidden techniques: "The Great Ban on Entering Temperature and Diseases" has seven volumes, "The Story of Breaking Tigers and Wolves and Forbidden Mountains and Forests" and "The Story of Summoning Baili Insects and Snakes" each have one volume.

Forbidden techniques can be divided into two categories: "qi ban" and "curse ban". "Baopuzi Nei Pian? Zhi Li" records Qi ban, and its article says: "Wu Yue has the method of banning curses, which is very clear and proven, and there are many Qi ears.

I was excited to watch, "Fire Eye Dragon King" patted behind me heavily and said: "The old guy said just now, if he uses a spell, he wants us to attack together, you go stab its head, I will Go stab at its inner alchemy." The old man slapped me so hard that I shivered.Now when I heard that I was actually asked to stab the water beetle in the head, I immediately felt my hands and feet go weak.

"Fire Eye Dragon King" patted me and said, "Don't worry, the old guy said he would cast a spell on you. I can't help you with making your silver slave play the best role. But I can help you get closer to the snake head." One point, you get ready."

When I heard this, I immediately felt bad. Sure enough, I haven't spoken a few words yet.The shoulder was lifted by the old man, and with a strong shake, I flew towards the water beetle's head...