My years as a fortune teller

I don't know what these two old men ate, they are so strong.I weigh 180 pounds, and when I said I was going to throw it, I lifted my shoulder and threw it out.Go back to mine and study it carefully to see if the two old men have taken any banned drugs.

Unexpectedly, when I was about to fly to the head of the water lizard, it suddenly woke up and opened its mouth wide to reveal two fangs.The teacher shouted loudly: "Sword pointed at Yin Nu!" As soon as I heard this, I immediately pointed my left hand at Yin Nu, and said involuntarily: "Taishang Laojun is as urgent as a law. Long!"

As soon as I finished saying the word "long", I saw the silver slave soared to a length of more than a foot.With a dazzling blue light, it enters directly from the water beetle's mouth and exits through the back of the head.

Shui Zhi hurriedly closed his mouth in pain, and the blue light from Yin Nu slid down his jaw.At this time, my body also began to slide down, and the silver slave's blue light moved directly to the body of the water scorpion.

Over there, the "Fire Eye Dragon King" accurately found the location of the inner alchemy of the water scorpion, and spun its body to get in from above.When the head was about to get in, he pulled out the knife abruptly and the kite turned over and fell to the side.Normally, I would definitely clap my hands when I saw such a performance.But the time is wrong now, so I dare not shout.

The water pheasant shrank into a ball in pain, but still hissed.At this time, two loud bangs of thunder sounded, and the thunder and fire hit the shrunken water beetle at the same time.The water lizard screamed and kept rolling on the ground.Gradually lying on the ground, motionless, there was a scorching smell on his body.

The Seven-Star Black Frog turned over and jumped up abruptly, and came to the side of the water beetle with three jumps and two jumps.Jump onto the body of the water beetle, like standing on a trampoline.Jumping back and forth one after another, as if to crush the water lily.The Fire Rat even took the remaining descendants directly, went up to the corpse of the water gizzard, and began to eat it.

What kind of hatred is this, it seems that they have been bullied by water pheasants for not a day or two.I was fascinated when someone patted me on the back, and I hurriedly turned around to see that it was the teacher.

The teacher looked at me and said with a smile: "Is the butt cool, little fat man? I found that you are still very handsome like this. From now on, I will dress like this, and I will go back and tell Old Taoist Shui."

I hurriedly covered my buttocks with my hands and said: "You are still my master, you threw me in front of Heihu last time. This will be better, just throw me on the head of the water scorpion. What do you want to do! No Toss me to death, you won't give up, will you?"

The teacher said with a smile: "Looking at you is quite fat, why can't you help but fall! You can fall out with a little force, it seems that you have too much fat in your stomach. Take time to lose weight, why don't you fall down next time?" It’s even farther.” After speaking, he burst out laughing.

"Fire Eye Dragon King" also walked over with a smile, and I glared at them both.Then he hurriedly asked: "Teacher, you used a forbidden spell just now, it looks so powerful! This is easy to learn but not easy to learn, tell me about it!"

The teacher patted my head and said: "I know I can't hide it from you. I not only recited the forbidden curse on the water scorpion, but also recited the forbidden curse on you, so that the silver slave can grow so long when you stab the water scorpion. .”

I was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly asked: "Then tell me quickly, what are the forbidden spells. I just read it in the book, and I don't know who will use it. Master didn't give me any advice." Say, soon you are also my master and tell me."

The teacher saw that the three spirit beasts were still venting their hatred on the water scorpion, and said to me: "Actually, the forbidden curse is completely driven by the true energy in the body. Ge Zhenren said in "Baopuzi Inner Chapter? It is written in the book: "Those who make good use of qi, shushing the water, the water will flow countercurrently; shushing the fire, the fire will be extinguished. " Then he looked at me and continued: "You are quite clear, it's hush, not bragging.That is to say, with the help of the spell, use the true energy in the body to exercise this method. "Hearing this, I nodded.

The teacher continued: "Hush the tiger or wolf, the tiger or wolf will lie down and cannot move; Shush the snake, the snake will not go away. If someone is wounded by a weapon, the blood of the hush will stop; if you hear that you have been bitten by poisonous insects, even if you don't see it People, from afar, wish for my hand, males to my left, females to my right, and even though that person is a hundred miles away, they will be healed immediately. They are also suffering from acute illnesses, but swallowing the breath of thirty-nine is also immediately It’s bad. Men should shush to their left hand. Before shushing, they must recite a mantra. What kind of mantras are they? When entering the mountain, they recite “Fighting Soldiers, All Marching in Front.” He Bo led the way to create dragons, eliminate all disasters, clear the sky, etc. "Ge Xianweng Elbow Reserve Emergency Prescriptions" also has forbidden curses for curing diseases. "Prescriptions for Diseases Poisoned by the Minions of Bears and Tigers", etc., all use mantras to cure diseases, and the methods are no different from mantras."

When I heard this, I nodded and said, "Is the one in "Ge Xianweng's Elbow Backup Emergency Prescription" somewhat similar to Huangdi Zhu Youshu? They draw amulets and chant spells on the sick places."

The teacher laughed and said: "It's the same, but since ancient times, the successors of Zhu Youshu have to swear a series of poisonous oaths. Many things are also forbidden. The most terrible thing is that the successor must be a star doctor. Otherwise, the operation If not, it won't work."

I nodded and said: "I know this, and I still know it. Forbidden spells are divided into air bans and curse bans. Hehe, teacher, you see that you kicked me and threw me again this time. Can you put If you teach me such a unique skill, I will definitely carry it forward for you.”

The teacher looked at me and said: "I knew you kid wanted me to teach you. I will consider this matter. But it depends on your future performance. This time, I will give you a [-]-point pass. Waiting for you to When I am satisfied, even if you don’t tell me, I will teach you.”

I fainted, not to mention those who kicked me around like a ball.This time I was thrown on the water scorpion's head, and I tossed with the water scorpion for a long time alone.You only gave me sixty points, that's too stingy!

At this moment, Fatty Liu cried out in tears: "Big Fatty, help me, Big Fatty, I can't get down. Come and save me, please come and save me." After hearing this, I hurried to the side of the voice look.

It turned out that when the teacher came down, he tied the snake tendon he brought to the tripod.Then it comes down along the snake tendon, but this snake tendon is relatively short.Fatty Liu didn't even step on the ground when he was halfway down.In fact, this meeting is not far from the ground, but I have a problem in my heart.

I scratched my head and went over, pulling his trousers down.Fatty Liu yelled anxiously: "Don't pull the pants, big fat, they fell off. I haven't worn underwear these days, and everything will be exposed!" We laughed a lot when we heard this.

What I originally meant was to pull down the kid's pants, and I'll put on the ugly one first.I didn't expect that this kid didn't wear underwear, which made me so embarrassed that I died of embarrassment.

So I yelled to the top: "Er Fatty, there is a snake coming down from the top of the snake, just let go and jumped down. If you don't let go, you will be bitten by the snake. Let go quickly and I will follow you." I didn't check to see if there was a snake on it, and it fell down as soon as I let go of my hand.

I hurriedly took two steps back, and then I heard a bang, Fatty Liu fell asleep on the ground.Fatty Liu lay on the ground, looked at me, and said, "Oh my god, I trust you so much, Fatty, and you lied to me. You fell to my death, and my waist is about to break."

I kicked him lightly with my foot and said, "Get up quickly, don't pretend to be dead here, a little distance from one person's height can fall you to death? I have never seen you die when I climbed over the wall and exposed tiles."

Fatty Liu opened his eyes and looked at me and said, "Why is only one person tall? Why didn't you say it earlier! It caused me to fall, and my buttocks would be split in half." He turned over and sat up, looking at his bag hurriedly stuff in.In this guy's bag, he picked up a lot of antiques.

I glared at him and was about to turn around and leave.The teacher threw the Taoist robe to me and said: "Put the robe on your body first, it is indecent to keep your butt exposed." After speaking, he smiled at me.The teacher is still wearing a dress and a pair of black pants.So I hurriedly put on the Taoist robe, but I couldn't tie the belt because I was too small.

This is among the three spirit beasts, except the fire mouse is still eating the meat of the water scorpion, the other two have already come towards us.The teacher looked at them and said, "Shouldn't you take us to find the real tripod now? I know you didn't intend to lie to us, but that thing is very important to us."

The mandrill and the seven-star black frog called out at the same time. "Fire Eye Dragon King" smiled and said after listening: "These two little beasts said that they have never seen other tripods before. If they deceive you, they are willing to die under your five thunders."

The teacher was taken aback when he heard it, and then a little frustrated.In fact, I am too. Could it be that this time we ran for nothing again?Just then the Fire Rat ran up to us, squeaking and screaming.Then he turned and ran towards a cave.

"Fire Eye Dragon King" said to us after listening: "This stinky mouse said it knew, but it only needs half of it. The other half was taken away by a Taoist hundreds of years ago. The remaining half is in its In the cave, go get it for you!"

I am so depressed, I am completely depressed to death, why is a mouse pulling the tripod into the hole?Just as he was thinking about it, he saw that Huoshu's butt came out of the hole first.Then slowly the whole body retreated, and behind it was the incomplete half-drawn round tripod.

This tripod is really small, so my heart was cold at that time.Such a small tripod is completely different from the casual ones we picked up.It seems that this time our hopes are about to come to nothing.

After Huoshu pulled out the incomplete half-drawn tripod, the teacher squatted behind and covered his nose and looked at it carefully for a long time and said, "It's this tripod, but it's just a spell. It didn't tell us how to lift the spell on it. It seems that we will Still have to keep looking.”

After listening to the teacher's words, I hurriedly said: "Can you say that the method of breaking the spell is on the other half of the tripod. It was taken away by the Taoist that the fire mouse said?" The teacher nodded in agreement with me.

Then the teacher asked Fatty Liu to expand the words on the tripod, and then asked Huoshu to continue to pull the tripod back.It seems that there is nothing in this cave that is worth looking for.So we walked back along the original road, never expecting that the fire mouse and the seven-star black frog would be reluctant to part with us.

"Fire Eye Dragon King" said with a smile: "Go back, I will come to you after I send them away after a while. From now on, this natural cave will be the old man's home. Although you little beasts are not human, but Know how to repay kindness better than others."

The teacher later asked the "Fire Eye Dragon King" if he really wanted to live here. The old man nodded and said, "The outside world is changing day by day, and people's hearts are getting more and more complicated every day. I am also getting old, so I have to go to the Yellow River to collect corpses every day." If so, first, I don’t have the energy. Second, it’s not as chaotic as it used to be, and there are far fewer people jumping into the river. Third, the Yellow River has been regulated to a certain extent, and the river is no longer flooding so unscrupulously.”

I understand what the old man said, and now life is getting better day by day.Except for some people who commit suicide because of love, there are rare people who stumbled and fell into the water.Besides, the old man's body is not suitable for frequent diving.It's right to go back to live on the shore, but I don't really agree with him living in a cave.But I can't be the master of these things, and I can't persuade him.

Although in the days to come, there was another time to fight side by side with the old man.But from this time on, the old man lived in the cave.But before living in the cave, he tossed me hard once...