My years as a fortune teller

I originally thought that after we returned to the residence of "Fire Eye Dragon King", we would leave here after a short rest.But what the teacher means is that since you are here, you should stay here for a few more days.After asking me to call Master back, I sent Fatty Liu to take a long-distance bus back with some things.

It is relatively close to Xi'an, so it is convenient to do Dababi.When I sent Fatty Liu to the car, this guy first grabbed my hand and told me to take care of him tearfully.Then he smiled strangely and asked me to be careful.

I didn't understand his words very well, and felt that this brat was stimulated in the cave.So I feel a little contemptuous of his behavior from the bottom of my heart.But I don't know, from this day I officially started a day of misery.

When I woke up this morning, I was meditating when I was mentioned by "Fire Eye Dragon King".Without opening my eyes, I said, "Master Gou, I don't want to bully people like this. I'm currently meditating and practicing. I'll talk to you later if I have something to say, is that okay?"

The old man chuckled and squatted next to my ear and said, "There are many modes of cultivation. Sitting in meditation every day will cause boils on the buttocks. Today I will take you out for fun and enjoy the scenery here. This is also a kind of cultivation. How about the fat boy? go.",

As soon as I opened my eyes, I said: "Gou Yeke is up to you, you can do whatever you want. But I think it's wrong for you to interrupt my meditation. Even if I finish my meditation, you can call me!"

"Fire-Eyed Dragon King" laughed and said, "Shit, who knows if you are the same as the old thing, sitting up and coming endlessly. So I still wake you up, hang out with me and help me do some work is correct."

I sighed when I heard it, looked at him and said, "It's just a word for fun, and the specific thing is that I want you to do some work for you. I can understand this if you don't say it. Who wants us to stay here temporarily?" "After speaking, he stood up slowly.

The old man turned around with a smile and took off the rope and a small iron rake from the wall.Then he handed me a small bamboo basket at the door, and walked forward without looking back.When I saw these tools, I thought they were going to pull weeds?Unexpectedly, the old man took me around in a big circle and came to the back mountain of Niaoshu Mountain.

There are hardly any tall trees here, but there are many birds flying around.The old man led me to a larger hole, looked inside and told me to go there.

I walked up to him and said to him: "Master Gou, there is something in this hole. It is worth your careful attention. Is there some treasure in it?" I said with a smile.

Just as he was talking, the mandrill suddenly ran over, and he didn't know where this ghost went to at night.He ran out unexpectedly during the day, and ate almost exactly the same as the "Fire Eye Dragon King".

The old man looked at the mandrill, then at me and said, "Fat boy, I would like to trouble you with something today." I was stunned for a moment, and quickly said, "Master Gou, don't be so polite, the whole family just asks for anything. explain."

The old man nodded with a smile and said, "This cave is relatively spacious. Later, you and the little beast will go down together and take out all the mice in the trap I set up inside. You say this is easy!"

When I heard that, my expression changed drastically, and I looked at the old man and said, "Master Gou, you are not mistaken, you want me to go in and take out the mice inside and out of the trap for you. Look at the entrance of this hole, there is only room for a little Children can go in, and adults who are thinner and thinner can also go in. Look at my current figure, do you think I can go in?"

The old man knocked on my head with an iron rake, and said to me: "It's not that you are asked to go in, but to crawl in. There is nothing impossible about this. Fatty Liu can get in. You Why can't I get in, and besides, I and the little beast will help you, what are you afraid of?"

Now I will fully understand the meaning of Fatty Liu's words. It turns out that the old man will treat me as he treats him.Thinking of this, I shuddered for a while. It seemed that I was wrong to agree with the teacher to stay.

"Fire Eye Dragon King" saw that I was still in a daze, and pulled my collar to stuff it inside.I was so scared that I quickly waved my hands and said, "Master Gou, Lord Gou, I'll just go down. Don't push me in, I'll just go down as I listen to you."

When the old man heard this, he smiled and let the mandrill enter the cave first.Then he took out a flashlight and said to me: "The traps inside have mechanisms, and the little bastard doesn't understand these things. I'm afraid that if I don't catch the mouse, I'll hurt myself first. So I need you to guide it for me." , I won’t need you in the future.”

I gave him a blank look, thinking that this is a lie!I'll be leaving in a few days, and it's impossible for you to want me to catch you.But now I know I can't hide, so I have to help him first.

I took the flashlight he had given me and looked into the hole before getting ready to go feet and legs first.Unexpectedly, the old man pulled me and said: "Fat boy, do you have common sense? You can see the surrounding situation clearly by lowering your head first. If the entrance of the cave is low from the ground, slowly slip down and roll. Find a support against the wall."

Upon hearing this, I looked up at him and said, "Is that so? Why do I remember that my legs and feet seem to be better? Hey! Forget it, whatever you say, I have never been in this hole."

After speaking, he slowly stretched his head into the hole, and then crawled inside little by little.Just past the neck, the shoulder was stuck in the hole.So I immediately shouted: "No way, Lord Gou is stuck, I can't get in, you should find another way."

Who knew that the old man said: "You are a pig's head, don't you know how to turn your body and slowly squeeze in? How can you go into the hole like this? You are stupid than a pig. Listen to me and put your right shoulder on the ground first." , raised the left shoulder and slowly moved in."

In fact, I already knew what the old man said, but I just didn't want to do it.Working on something is killing me, so I figured I'd take this opportunity to quit and forget it.Who knows that the old man is not willing, insisting that I continue to enter the cave.

According to the old man's intention, I climbed into the cave for a while.Now the upper half of the body is coming in, but the buttocks are too big to squeeze in.I changed several postures but couldn't get in, so I wanted to exit slowly.But just after retreating for a short distance, the old man stepped on my foot.

Then he said slowly: "Isn't it just that the butt is too big? You wait for me to ask the little beast to pull you over there, and I will find a way for you here. You must go in smoothly and continue to crawl forward .”

Hearing this sound, I continued to crawl forward helplessly, when the mandrill came over and pulled my ear with its two front paws.Suddenly a burst of pain came from the roots of the two ears, it was really a little beast.You actually use your paws to pull people's ears, sir, you wouldn't use other methods?

I hurriedly blocked it with my body, and shouted to the mandrill: "You little bastard, you can't use your claws to pull me anywhere. Don't you know that pulling my ears hurts? Why don't you try it later, and see if your ears hurt. Doesn't it hurt?"

Hearing this, the mandrill hurriedly held my head and pulled it forward.I blocked it with my hand again and said: "Your uncle, are you pulling carrots? You can't pull the clothes on my shoulders? If you pull my head like this, you will kill me directly." The mandrill laughed loudly, and used Two claws pulled the clothes on my shoulders.

Suddenly I felt a pain in my butt, and then it was like a fire.I heard the old man shouting to me: "Little fat man's butt is on fire. If you don't go in, it will blow up later. I won't be responsible. I tell you that this is a second kick. If your butt is rotten, you can stay with me." Such a cruel old man, Actually put a firecracker on my ass.When I thought of this, I gritted my teeth, twisted left and right, and finally climbed in.

I touched my butt with my hand, and there was a soft mass on the top of my pants.I took it over and saw that it was made of cotton that was taped.When I used this trick, it also harmed my classmates.I didn't expect that this dead old man would not use it against me today.

Thinking of this, I gritted my teeth and swore that I must deal with this dead old man well after I go out.Fortunately, not far into the cave, there is a small slope that slowly slides down and it is a very open small cave.

I just got down into the gym, and before my left foot touched the ground, I heard a clang on my right foot.Then there was a tingling pain, and I endured the pain and slowly lifted my foot to have a look.It turned out to be a homemade mousetrap, which just caught my toe impartially.Since the shoes on my feet were broken after playing the water scorpion that day, the teacher gave me a pair of straw sandals.So it is not as thick as cloth shoes and sports shoes, and my toes are numb after being pinched.

I was enduring the pain to remove the clips from my feet when the old man yelled at me: "Fat boy, there may be some clips in here that haven't caught the mouse yet. Be careful when you go in. If your feet get caught, you can't catch them." It hurts." I was dizzy and the old man didn't say it earlier, I only said it when I was caught.

In this small hole, I was caught seven times in total.There were also three times when I stepped into a deep pit with one foot, and couldn't pull my foot out for a long time.It was easy to pull out the legs and feet, and there were still a few thorny plants stuck to them.

After I collected all the mice, I slowly climbed up the hole.Then he slowly crawled forward while pushing the basket, a bruised leg was still weak.

Finally, the old man can be seen through the hole in the head, and the buttocks continue to be stuck in the original position.The old man looked at the basket full of mice, happily picked up the basket, turned around and left.

When I saw it, I hurriedly shouted: "Master Gou, Master Gou, I haven't gone out yet? Can you come and help me, my legs are so stiff because of your trap mechanism!"

The old man looked at me and said: "I actually forgot to help you, hehe, wait for me." He put down the basket and ran to me.Then he held my head and was about to pull it out.

I pushed back his hand and said, "Master Gou, please don't play tricks on me, okay? This is my head, not a carrot. You might as well cut off my head if you pull me like that."

As soon as the old man heard that he was right, he pulled my clothes on both shoulders and slowly pulled me out.I stood up with difficulty and patted the dirt on my body.Limping, he followed the old man down the mountain.The mandrill took a branch, handed it to me, turned around and ran away again.

As soon as I walked down to the corner with a branch, I saw an old road standing next to a boulder.I took a closer look and it was not someone else, but my teacher.I stabilized my mood and walked to the teacher with a smile.

The teacher looked at me with pity, and helped me beat the dirt on the top of my head with his hands.Then he smiled and said to me: "Is it that the old loach has tormented you again? Look at your body. Did you help him catch mice, or did you do something else?"

I smiled and said to the teacher: "Gou Yebu's trap, I'm going to help. Hehe, although it's not a good job, but it's fun to be a monster. Just think of it as training yourself, he is so old to do this Something should be done." The teacher smiled and did not speak.

When I got back to my residence, the teacher put medicine on my legs and my body.The day passed like this, and at night I couldn't sleep because of the pain all over my body.When I finally fell asleep, I felt like someone was patting my face.

I opened my eyes and saw that it was "Fire Eye Dragon King" again.I looked at the still gray sky outside, and said to him: "Master Gou asked me to catch mice so early, I didn't set the trap for you yesterday."

The old man smiled and said: "I won't catch mice today, I will take you to play on the river today. Don't worry, I know you can't swim, so you just sit on the raft. I will take care of the rest. This is also a thank you." Bar!"

I really couldn't believe it at first, but the old man became so polite.But I saw that the teacher still closed his eyes, knowing that he couldn't hide.So I struggled to stand up, tried my injured leg and walked out with him.Don't say that the teacher's medicine is really good, it's as if nothing happened after one night.

Sitting on the old man's raft, blowing the morning breeze.Watching the sun rise inch by inch, all the troubles of yesterday are gone.Along the way, the old man either told me about the surrounding terrain, or sang "chants" to me.The cadence of these chants has been handed down from several generations of "rafters".It doesn't sound like a flavor.

Gradually we came to a place where the water was calm.The old man said to me: "The water here is not in a hurry, because there is a hydropower station in front. So the water is not in a hurry here, but this place has also become a garbage dump." He pointed to the floating objects not far away .

I stood up unsteadily, and looked carefully, except for some branches.There are also various plastic bottles, clothes worn by people and some domestic waste.

The old man threw me a woven bag and said to me: "People nowadays are heartbroken. The mother river that has nurtured us for thousands of years just throws garbage on it like this. Hey, if others don't collect it, we have to clean it up. "He asked me to unfold the woven bag, and he used one to slowly salvage the garbage in the river.

In less than 10 minutes or so, the woven bag was filled with all kinds of garbage.At this time, except for some dry branches on the river, there is only a piece of floating clothes.The old man saw that he couldn't reach it, so he rowed the raft forward.

Then I used it up a bit more, and the clothes turned around abruptly.When I looked closely, it turned out to be a female corpse.Seeing this, the old man sighed, and slowly slid the raft to the side of the corpse.Then, with my help, the body was pulled onto the raft.

It was a female corpse, and she was well dressed.He was less than thirty years old and wore a gold chain around his neck.The old man looked at it and shook his head and said, "Hey, it seems that he jumped into the river because of love again. Except for murder, half of the jumps in the river these days are for love."

As he spoke, he touched the female corpse.He took out a mobile phone from his pocket, handed it to me and said, "After we land on the shore, see if you can contact your family. If you can't, you should either notify the Public Security Bureau or bury yourself in the ground as soon as possible!"

We returned to the shore, and I pulled out the calling card on the female corpse's mobile phone.Put it on my phone, but nothing is displayed.The old man shook his head and told me to notify the police.Looking at the corpses taken away by the police, I started another day of hard work in Bird Mouse Mountain...