My years as a fortune teller

I looked at Second Master Cui with a smile and said, "Look, your relatives don't want us to leave. What do you think we should do? If not, you can stay and play mahjong with them, or drink tea to reminisce about the old days."

Second Master Cui glared at me, and said anxiously: "Your uncle, hurry up and find a way. I don't want to be possessed by ghosts and make my whole body unlucky. Hurry up, use some kind of curse to get rid of these ghosts. "

I smiled and looked around, only to see clouds of gray gas rising slowly under the moonlight.The ghosts in the cemetery were about to come out, and it was only three quarters after I took out my phone to look at it.

Even so, I don't know what kind of spell this will use.These ghosts are harmless in the first place, and it was Cui Erye and I who disturbed them first.So it stumped me for a while, and I don't know what method to use.

Second Master Cui saw that I hadn't made a move yet, so he hurriedly gave me a hand.Forget it, go out first, just use silver slaves to scare them away.Otherwise, it must be a waste of time.

Thinking of this, I immediately took out the silver slave and waved it in the air a few times.After hearing a few hums, the gray air mass that had just risen immediately disappeared without a trace.

Cui Erye's body was pulling forward, but he didn't stop Teng Teng and ran forward a few steps.Kneel down in a clearing and look back at me.I smiled and walked gently to Cui Erye.

I helped Erye Cui to pat the dirt off his body.Then he said to him: "Second Lord, is it all right? You don't have to kowtow to make amends in such a hurry. Even if you want to kowtow to make amends, you have to look in the right direction, right?"

When Second Master Cui heard this, he quickly said: "Kowtow if you don't talk nonsense. I just didn't stand firm. It's also my fault that you didn't notify me in advance. Alright, let's go now!"

I patted him, then turned to face the cemetery and said, "Fellow folks, this friend and I passed by your place today without bringing any presents. It's really our fault. We must bring more presents to apologize in a few days." start.

Then he pulled Erye Cui and climbed over the low wall to the school.Next to this wall is nothing but a row of low apartments and some flowers and trees.Not far away is an artificial lake and a gazebo connected by a winding bridge.

Cui Erye and I were about to walk forward when we heard a small sound coming from the nearby grass.I held down Second Master Cui, and said softly, "There are people, don't move and look at it." Second Master Cui nodded.

We had just finished speaking when we heard a woman's voice.Then I heard the man calling his wife, saying things like this is good and that is good.Cui Erye and I looked at each other the same way and secretly laughed.

Cui Erye touched a small stone on the ground and threw it over there.Shouted: "Who, who is who? Come out quickly, what are you doing here in the middle of the night without sleeping! Come out, follow me to the security unit!"

As soon as Second Master Cui finished speaking, he saw a boy running towards the teaching building while pulling up his pants.It took a while for the girl to tidy up, and ran away quickly with a roll of things in her hand.

Cui Erye smiled while covering his mouth, and said in a low voice: "The kid ran away without lifting his pants, and the flesh on his butt was exposed. It's a white lump, and it looks quite fat,"

I smiled at him and said, "You old bastard, why do you scare people if you have nothing to do? If something bad happens in that situation, you say that the mother of the child will not be sad to death! Okay, let's go, let's go to the dormitory building there."

After speaking, he pulled Second Master Cui and tiptoed towards the dormitory building.Before he reached the dormitory building, he saw a figure dangling around.I took a look at Cui Erye, and hid with him in a nearby rockery.

With the help of the streetlights in the campus, I could clearly see Principal Wu and a man in Taoist robes whispering to each other.This atheist actually invited a Taoist priest to drive out ghosts at night.

The Taoist priest held a mahogany sword in one hand and a compass in the other hand, swaying non-stop in front of the dormitory building.Cui Erye pulled me as if, and whispered to me: "It is said that this Taoist priest is from Maoshan or something. He does fortune-telling and Fengshui in a shop next to the Eight Immortals Temple."

I looked back at Cui Erye and said, "You've seen him, why haven't I. Did he come here after I left? What's his name in that store?"

Cui Erye patted me lightly and said: "What's the use of asking these, it mainly depends on whether the person has some real talents. If you think about this **** surnamed Wu, being able to invite him here shows that the two know each other well." .At least I have done calculations for the surnamed Wu, or read Feng Shui." I nodded.

Looking at the dark dormitory building, I felt an ominous premonition in my heart.At this time, the electricity in the dormitory building was cut off, so it looked completely dark.It stands to reason that this will also be the most vicious time for the ghosts, as you can see from the cemetery just now.But I couldn't figure out why there was no movement in the dormitory.Is this Maoshan Taoist really that powerful?

I was thinking about this question when I saw the Taoist walking towards the dormitory building waving a mahogany sword.But less than 5 minutes after entering, the Taoist priest flew out with a whoosh.It rolled over twice on the ground, and then lay there motionless.

When Principal Wu and the others saw the situation, they turned around and ran away.But the moment he turned around, he was pulled into the dormitory by a strong suction force.These people leaned forward trying not to let themselves be sucked in, but they had no place to grab their hands, and they were not as strong as what was inside.

Cui Erye hit me and said to me: "Should we go out, tigers? If they are sucked in, they may die." He said and pulled me to rush out.

I yanked him, and said, "Don't worry, the things inside will definitely not kill these people. Think about how many students there are in the entire dormitory, except for one who committed suicide and the rest died? Besides , we don’t even know what’s inside. If we go in like this, we’ll die in vain!” Second Master Cui nodded.

As soon as I finished my words, I saw the Taoist priest crawling up from the ground.Shaking his head that was knocked unconscious, he stood up with the mahogany sword propped up.Turning around, he spat out a mouthful of bloody phlegm, took out a few talismans from his pocket and threw them into the dormitory building while muttering.

Fu stood up in mid-air, and with the strong suction force, he still held Principal Wu and the others firmly.But it can be seen that this will no longer be pulled inward.Principal Wu and the others were also able to take a few steps forward slowly, step by step.Although these few steps were like lead-filled legs, they still walked forward with difficulty.

Seeing that his talisman had worked, the Taoist jumped and rushed in, brandishing his mahogany sword.Seeing this, I secretly yelled in my heart that I was not good, but I didn't intend to go out to help.

Before the Taoist rushed in, he saw a white mass hit his body heavily.In a blink of an eye, the white thing disappeared, and the Taoist was also stunned.

As soon as I saw this, I smiled and said to Cui Erye: "Did you see it? The thing inside is more powerful than we imagined. This white thing may be a ghost, and it has entered the body of this fake Taoist priest."

Second Master Cui glanced at me and said in a low voice, "How do you know he is a fake Taoist priest? Could it be written on his face? And the white thing just now, how can you tell it's a ghost?"

I smiled at Cui Erye, and said in a low voice: "You see, when we exorcise ghosts, we must find the location of evil spirits based on the directions of the gossip. When using talismans, we have to step on the sky and recite mantras. Do you think I think he doesn't need gossip to find evil spirits, and how can it be true without using Tiangang steps. Even Qimen Dunjia needs to use gossip. There is also that white ball, if it hits people like this, it will disperse early But you can see that it just hit the Taoist priest and disappeared immediately. This means that it has entered his body, so what else is it other than ghosts?"

Second Master Cui nodded, and said to me: "Don't say it's true. If you don't know the gossip directions, there's no way you can catch ghosts. Do you rely on the compass in your hand, or something like blood jade?"

I shook my head and said to Cui Erye: "If he can understand the compass, he shouldn't go straight in like this. He thinks who he is, and when he sees the evil position, he swings the mahogany sword a few times and it's over. Let's talk If you know the direction of the eight trigrams, you should know the Tiangangbu. To walk the Tiangangbu, you must cooperate with the gossip."

Second Master Cui said convincingly: "You really look at things very carefully, boy. You have already noticed this problem. Then tell me, should we go out and help them out so that they will not be in danger?"

Before I could answer Cui Erye, I saw the Taoist walk a few steps lightly.These few steps almost killed me, he is like a woman.Throwing away the mahogany sword in his hand, he pinched the orchid finger with one hand and gently brushed it across his face with the other.Twisting his buttocks and wobbling, he walked forward gently on tiptoe with small steps.

Seeing his appearance, Erye Cui and I couldn't help covering our mouths and laughing.The Taoist shook his head lightly, and muttered: "Liu Lang, it's hard for you to make my family wait..."

This voice is neither yin nor yang, but it sounds like a woman's but a man's after careful taste.Second Master Cui said to me in a low voice: "It seems that this fake Taoist priest is really possessed by others. But the singing is quite charming, Huzi, don't you?"

I looked at Erye Cui and asked, "You know Peking opera, this is Xi'an! It should be Qin opera in power, how could there be Peking opera. Could it be that the female ghost attached to him was born in Peking opera?"

Second Master Cui patted me, and said in a low voice: "When we were in Beijing, I often listened to Peking Opera. Besides, Peking Opera is the quintessence of the country. There was a Peking Opera troupe in Xi'an."

I nodded and said to Cui Erye: "I can understand a sentence or two like this, but to be honest, I can just read the words. If I sing it, I just listen to the rhyme. The stage roared."

Cui Erye patted me and said with a smile: "If those from the Qin Opera Troupe know about it, they will definitely come and trouble you. It's too much for you to call him a rant."

After we finished speaking, we watched the Taoist priest standing in front of the dormitory, twisting and singing for a long time.While singing, I suddenly started crying, crying and looking at the sky.Slowly read: "The slender clouds are clever, the flying stars spread hatred, and the silver man travels secretly. Once the golden wind and the jade dew meet, they will win, but there are countless people in the world. Tenderness is like water, and the wedding is like a dream. Endure the magpie bridge and return. Two If love lasts for a long time, how can it be day and night."

After hearing this, Second Master Cui whispered to me: "It seems that Huzi is attached to his body, which is the female ghost you saw that day. Don't say it's really tragic, it's the first time I've heard it. To the point that someone recited a poem so sadly."

After Cui Erye finished speaking, the Taoist priest raised his head and said: "Liu Lang can't be together in this life, I hope to be with you in the next life. My family is leaving today, Liu Lang! Liu Lang...!" He slammed into the door of the dormitory.

Oops, it’s not good, I secretly yelled that the Taoist priest is going to be over now.Thinking of this, I stood up and was about to rush outside.But unexpectedly, at this moment, several black shadows quickly stopped the Taoist priest.

I took a closer look, and it was not someone else who stopped the Taoist priest.It was Principal Wu and others who were pulled inward by the powerful suction just now.Seeing this scene, Cui Erye and I were stunned together...