My years as a fortune teller

Cui Erye looked back at me, and said to me: "How did Huzi get up here? Aren't they charged just now? Is there any expert here, or is there something else at work? "

I shook my head lightly, I couldn't understand these things either.How could these people suddenly be able to move?Could it be that there is really an expert around, impossible, absolutely impossible.If there is an expert, it's time to strike when the female ghost is attached to the Taoist priest.

When I was thinking, Cui Erye pushed me and motioned me to look over there.I saw two people supporting the Taoist priest, and another came over and slapped the Taoist priest back and forth twice.Grabbing the Taoist priest's collar, he said, "Little bitch, don't even think about dying. Grandpa Zhao paid 200 yuan to buy yours now. Even if he dies, he will wait to consummate the house with Master Zhao." He slapped twice again.

At this time, a trace of red blood flowed from the corner of the Taoist priest's mouth.He stared at his beating man with his eyes, and let out a sound of pooh.The man wiped the saliva and blood from his face, then raised his hand and was ready to continue beating.

"Stop!" At this moment, an old voice came out, and then Principal Wu was seen bending over.One hand seemed to be leaning on a cane, and the other hand hung down and slowly walked up.

When I saw this, I immediately understood, just now when we saw the performance of Yes.There were several ghosts attached to Principal Wu and others, so this happened.But when I thought of this, I suddenly felt something was wrong. If that was the case, why didn't we see ghosts flying out!

Is it the same way Laner used the environment to tell me things last time?That's not right, how could it be possible to control so many people at the same time?Besides, if it is displayed in fantasy, it does not need to be attached to the human body!

I was still thinking about this question, but there was a burst of laughter over there.The laughter came from the Taoist priest and Professor Wu.Such laughter sounds so creepy in the empty campus at night.

Principal Wu, who was bent over, waved his hand, and the two people carrying the Taoist priest immediately dragged the Taoist priest into the dormitory building.The Taoist kicked around with his feet, and shouted no!

The Taoist priest smiled lewdly and said to Principal Wu: "Master Zhao, this girl is not only a popular actress here, but also a virgin. After a while, Master Zhao will take pity on you! Well, the little one will not talk too much." Yes, a moment is worth a thousand pieces of gold. Mr. Zhao, go in quickly!"

"Uncle Zhao", that is, Principal Wu, looked at him and said, "Squad Master Ma, if it is true what you said. Master, I will reward you with 100 yuan when I come out. If it is fake, be careful to smash your team." After finishing speaking haha With a smile, he walked slowly inside.

Seeing this, Second Master Cui said with a smirk: "The ass of the fake Taoist is going to be in trouble. If you say nothing, don't show off. The ghost who came here didn't catch him, but he ended up like this. Hey, why do you think it's so hard?" What!" He said and shook his head.

I frowned, and said to Cui Erye: "I find that you are becoming more and more like Fatty Liu, why are there so many things. This tone sounds too much like an old hooligan. You should pay attention, you are my admiration Second Master Cui. The descendant of Cui Shenyan, the descendant of Zhao Baliang!"

Cui Erye patted me on the head, and said to me: "You kid can also mock me now, I just say something casually, you just have such a bunch of words waiting for me. Be careful someday your second master will get angry. , see how I deal with you!"

I smiled and looked outside.The person known as "Ma Banzhu" and two other people were smoking and talking and laughing outside.From time to time, I listened to the movement inside, and then said a few words in a low voice and laughed together.

After a while, "Master Zhao", that is, Principal Wu, came out with a look of anger on his face.He threw it in the face of "Team Leader Horse", and then slapped him across the face.

"Master Ma" and the other two hurriedly bent down, and heard "Master Zhao" angrily say: "You actually cheated me, Mr. Zhao, and got a scumbag to pretend to be a virgin. I don't think you want to I'm messing around here, huh! Tomorrow, give me a thousand dollars back, or don't blame me, Mr. Zhao, for having a dark face." As he spoke without looking, he turned around and slowly descended the steps and disappeared into the darkness.

Second Master Cui smiled and gave me a hand, and said in a low voice: "Hey, you said you got a man's ass. How could you be popular? Isn't this a nonsense? If you have a chance, you must ask this Principal Wu to see how he feels. "

I scratched my head and said to Cui Erye: "These people are possessed by ghosts, and their consciousness is controlled by ghosts. I don't know what to do, I just repeat the past. Do you think it's interesting to ask this?" ?”

Second Master Cui laughed, slapped me and said, "Why don't you have any sense of humor? I just made a joke to ease the atmosphere. Is it interesting to see your face stretched so long?"

I said helplessly: "Second Master, we are here to deal with business, and you are still messing around here. You have the time to go around and see how Principal Wu is going to take care of this." Cui Erye let out an oh, Came out behind me.

Looking at Cui Erye who left, I felt strangely changed a lot today.I never said these words before, but tonight I kept making jokes.I don't know what happened to him, but I shook my head thinking of this.

Only then did I look outside, and saw two people pulling the Taoist out with their feet lifted.The Taoist priest's pants were ripped off, revealing two lumps of white flesh.I'm dizzy, this is too pornographic and too violent.Actually ripped off the Taoist priest's pants, it seems that there is no need to think about the following things.

Those two people dragged the Taoist priest to the front of "Master Horse", then let go of their hands and looked at "Master Horse".I saw him leaning down, grabbing the Taoist priest's collar, and said viciously: "You little bitch, I picked you up from the side of the road. I raised you up with painstaking efforts, taught you opera and made you famous. The only thing is that one day, I won't have to suffer if I marry a good man. But I didn't expect that you would secretly trip me up. Well then don't blame me, you asked for it all. "

Then she said to the other two people: "Today she gave it to you, take good care of me. Just don't let her die, you can do whatever you want!" After finishing speaking, she snorted, turned around and was about to leave.

Seeing this, I felt that I couldn't wait anymore, and I was going to rush out to save the Taoist priest.But as soon as I stood up, I heard footsteps behind me.I looked back and saw that it was Cui Erye running over with his waist bent.

But looking at Cui Erye's steps and actions, he doesn't look like him at all.Could it be that he was possessed by a ghost? It's impossible! He's always been with me.Could it be the ghost possessed by Principal Wu when he went to see Principal Wu just now?It's not like that, otherwise it would be impossible to come here.But...

Thinking of this makes me feel a little headache, has Second Master Cui been by my side all this time?Well, let's ignore Second Master Cui, as long as he can come here, it means that his consciousness is still clear.When I go back, I'm trying to find a way to check it out!

As soon as Second Master Cui came in, he said to me: "Principal Wu, the tiger, is lying there. I didn't dare to go because I was afraid of dirty things on my body." I nodded. From these few words, I can see that Second Master Cui very sober.But just now we saw his steps and figure, don't they look like himself?Am I delusional? This is unlikely!

I was thinking about it, when Cui Erye exclaimed: "Wow, Huzi is restricted! It was staged by real people, this f*** is so enjoyable." He watched it with relish.

When I heard this, my heart trembled. There must be something dirty on Cui Erye.However, his strength is relatively weak and he cannot control Erye Cui, so Erye Cui's consciousness is still very strong.Thinking of this, I nodded secretly.

I smiled slightly, and said to Cui Erye: "Second Master, can you learn how to crow like a rooster? I remember you said last time that you can imitate the sounds of different animals. Why don't you try to crow like a rooster, and I'll see if it works." not real."

Cui Erye frowned, and said to me: "Why don't I remember saying this? When did I tell you? Although I can call a rooster, I really don't remember saying this to you." words!"

I smiled and said to him: "You old nobleman forgets a lot, you didn't say it in northern Shaanxi. Quickly call one to scare the ghosts over there. Otherwise, a live-action restricted-rated movie will be staged. This It’s dawn soon, it’s not good to be seen.”

Cui Erye let out an oh, and then giggled, hooted and tried for a long time.Finally, he raised his head and yelled three times.After calling, he held the rockery and shook his head.Said to me: "Hu Zi, why is my head so dizzy!"

I smiled slightly, and I became more and more sure that Cui Erye had something dirty on him.But I didn't say anything, just looked outside.I saw those few people fell to the ground, lying there motionless.

I looked down at my phone, and it was not far from dawn.I pulled Second Master Cui and said, "Second Master, we can leave, it is inconvenient for us to stay here any longer." As I spoke, I supported him and walked towards the school gate.

When I came to the gatehouse, I looked inside, but there was no one there.Thinking about the few people just now, it is certain that they should be guards.Probably because he thought the ceremony would end soon, so he ran to help and left no one behind.Even the surveillance equipment inside was turned off, and it seemed that no one wanted to know what happened inside.

Thinking of this, I smiled and walked out through the lower iron gate next to me.This door is usually open, so that the teachers inside can come in and out easily.I didn't expect that it would be convenient for us to go out from here.

Not far from the school gate, I heard Cui Erye say to me: "What's wrong with me, Huzi, I feel dizzy. Did I bump into something just now, or did I catch a cold?"

I stopped the car with a smile and said to him: "Second Master, you have caught a cold. I'll make you some medicine and drink it when you get back. But if you stay with me in the middle of the night, it's no wonder that your body doesn't catch a cold. Don’t think about it if it’s not a big deal!” Said he stopped a taxi, stuffed Cui Erye behind and drove towards my house.

As soon as I entered the door, I helped Erye Cui to the bedroom, and then ran out to pour some incense ash in the incense burner.Then he took another talisman and burned it, then threw it into the quilt.Take the clean water provided in front of the statue of the patriarch, pour it into a cup and stir well.He carried it in and helped Erye Cui to sit up, then poured water into his mouth.

After Cui Erye finished drinking, he closed his eyes and frowned and said to me: "What kind of medicine is this, Huzi? It smells like earth and burning paper. It's really bad!" Eyes opened.

I let out a long breath and said to him: "There is something dirty on your body! It probably got on your body in the cemetery. But the power is not very strong, so I can't control your consciousness. Otherwise, I wouldn't I know how to get you back. Just now I gave you incense ash water with a charm, which is very helpful for you to get rid of the dirty things on your body." Cui Erye looked at me blankly, not knowing what to say.

In fact, this situation is very normal, because the cemetery is the home of the deceased after all.You see that this is an open space, maybe the dead are also buried.So generally speaking, the soil on the cemetery, or stones, flowers and plants will cause ghosts to possess.Especially on some days that are in opposition to the zodiac, it is easier to encounter dirty things in places with evil spirits and be attached to the body...