My years as a fortune teller

After listening to my words, Second Master Cui fell into a drowsy sleep without thinking about it.Looking at the sleeping Cui Erye, I also felt a little tired, so I went to the study and prepared to squint for a while.

But I was lying on the sofa in the study and couldn't fall asleep. My mind was like a movie, repeating the scene of the school just now.What kind of ghost is so powerful that it can control four or five people at the same time.The reason for doing this is why, want to tell something or wait for someone to take revenge?

I can't figure out these problems, but I know that if I don't solve these problems, I won't be able to solve this ghost smoothly.Thinking of this, I picked up a cigarette from the table and took one out and lit it.While smoking a cigarette, he closed his eyes and thought.

Before he finished smoking a cigarette, the phone rang.I took a look at the phone, and it was Professor He calling.It seems that he knows something about the school, so he will call me to ask.

Thinking of this, I picked up the phone and said: "The professor called me early in the morning, is he going to treat me to dinner?" I took a sip of boiling water and continued: "I ate more than 1000 yuan yesterday. I will take revenge." He laughed.

When Professor He heard it, he said sadly over there: "Huzi, you still have the heart to talk. Do you know that something serious happened? President Wu, the head of the security unit, and the two guards are all unconscious. And A man in Taoist clothes is said to have a prolapsed anal fissure."

I took a sip of water when he said that.As soon as I heard this, I sprayed it out, I was unlucky enough to rely on the Taoist priest last night.Going to catch a brat, and it was so serious.

I coughed twice, and said to him: "Do you suspect that the Taoist priest is me, so just call me to verify it. Well, except for Cui Erye who was greeted by his relatives, we are all fine." What! Besides, they deserved to be unlucky last night, and a fake Taoist came here. It’s fine if they don’t die, and it’s no big deal to suffer a little flesh and blood.”

When Professor He heard it, he asked in surprise: "So you know what happened last night? Tell me what's going on. By the way, what happened to Cui Erye. What relatives of their family are here?"

I was very happy when I heard it on the phone, and then said to him: "This matter is very complicated and interesting, but I just won't talk about it. But if you come to invite me to dinner, if you have something good to comfort me, I may I will consider it and tell you what happened last night. Let me reveal it in advance, some violence and some pornography!"

As soon as Professor He heard it: "Wait, I'll ask them to go over to find you together. If you don't object, Director Chen will go over with me." I didn't say anything, and just passed the call.

Thinking about it, he smiled and went to the front room to finish offering incense to the ancestor.Then I came to the study room again, and continued to pour a glass of boiled water, quietly thinking about what happened last night.There is no need to doubt that there must be a more powerful monster inside.But how it was formed, and what can be used to restrain it, I still haven't thought about it.

About half an hour later, someone knocked on the door.I went to open it and saw that Professor He appeared at the door with Director Chen, Gao Shengwen, Fatty Liu and others.After I let them into the house, I put three pillars of fragrance on the patriarch before I came to the study.

The small study room was full, and I said while making tea, "Have you guys thought about it, and are you going to treat me to something to eat today. Yesterday, it cost me 1000 yuan, and I feel sorry for what you ate."

Gao Shengwen stared at me and said, "Come on, it seems like you didn't eat yesterday. I feel sorry for you so much. If we are eating more, maybe we are talking about it all night and want us to treat you." laughed.

Fatty Liu pulled me, and said to me: "Where is the fat second master? Just now, Professor He said that their family has relatives. Why don't I know about their relatives?" I laughed straight away when I heard this. bent over.

I was so happy that I couldn't straighten my back, when I heard someone behind me say: "It's all nonsense, I went to school with him last night. Where did my relatives come to find me?" I looked back, and Cui Erye was Standing at the door of the study.

I walked over with a smile, helped him over and found a place for him to sit down.Then he said to everyone: "We passed it from the cemetery last night. I'm fine, but the second master was taken by the kid in the cemetery. You don't know, last night he spoke sloppily."

Then I briefly recounted what happened last night.Everyone was slamming their mouths when they heard it, especially Fatty Liu, who danced and regretted that he didn't follow to see it.

After I finished speaking, I smiled and said to them: "You said that if it wasn't for his relatives, no one would miss him if there is nothing wrong! If you want to have no looks, you need to have a figure without a figure. And he is old and thin. In the past, he was still a hole-in-the-wall of."

"Tiger!" Cui Erye couldn't help but looked at me and said, "Forgive me and forgive me. I didn't offend you. You can see that you're going to bury me. Except I'm old, I'm still a cup of tea." You must be dignified and immortal!"

Fatty Liu made a vomit, and then said to me: "Huzi, have you cleaned up the dirty things on the second master? I don't think it's him who speaks so narcissisticly." Cui Erye heard I'm going to beat Fatty Liu.

I smiled and pulled him and said: "Okay, Er Ye, don't be angry, Er Fatty and I are just playing tricks. Otherwise, this day will be tiring, and you won't be able to have fun without having fun. Besides, you are too careless. How come people who have been to the tomb capsized in the gutter."

Second Master Cui shook his head, and said helplessly, "If it wasn't for what you said, I wouldn't have known I would have been recruited. Tell me, Huzi, what's going on? Why did I get caught by that thing? Am I really out of energy?"

I shook my head first, and then said: "I'm also surprised! I think it might be that when you pounced on the ground, there might be bones or ghosts of the dead on the ground. You inhaled some Yin Qi unintentionally, so you were killed. Possessed by evil spirits."

Cui Erye nodded and said to me: "I think it's possible! After I was fixed there, I was really scared and flustered. So when I swayed from side to side, I blew out the fire on my shoulders. I fell to the ground. At that time, I remembered that there was a pit there. It may be because of the rain that the tomb collapsed, and my face was facing there. So I may have sucked in some Yin Qi and was possessed by Yin evil."

I nodded and said to everyone: "This explanation is completely correct. So when we pass by the grave, first, don't panic. The 2000 millionth, don't turn your head indiscriminately and blow out the fire on your shoulders because of fear. We If the three fires on the body are blown out, the Yang fire on the body will definitely drop. This will give Yin and evil an opportunity to attach themselves to us." Everyone nodded.

Fatty Liu thought for a while, and said to me: "Big Fatty, why didn't the second master, like other people possessed by evil spirits, talk nonsense? Instead, he kept awake? Why did he show signs of dizziness after learning the rooster crowing."

I nodded, looked at him approvingly, and said, "This question is quite good. This has something to do with Cui Erye's participation in tomb robbery. People who often rob graves have poison in their bodies. That's why they inhale it." Some yin qi will also be swallowed by the original yin poison. Secondly, I think the yin qi inhaled by Cui Erye is weak due to various reasons. Therefore, it will not do much harm to Cui Erye, but once the yang qi is sufficient When the cock crows, the yin energy will naturally recede. In this way, the yang energy squeezed out of Cui Erye's body by the yin energy will cause headaches if he cannot replenish it quickly."

After listening to my explanation, everyone nodded.Director Chen looked at me and said, "Xiao Zhang, what should we do next, the school is in chaos now. Secretary Qian called me in the morning and asked me to find a way to stabilize the students. What do you think I should do?"

I looked at him and asked strangely: "Who is Secretary Qian? Why do you need to stabilize the students? Is there no other supervisor to lead? Besides, if the principal doesn't nod, can I go in and get rid of it?"

Before Director Chen could answer, Professor He said to me: "Huzi, you don't know! Lao Chen has been promoted to executive vice principal this time, and he will be in charge of the school's affairs in the future. Besides, Secretary Qian was originally He is the head of the party committee, and what he says will definitely count!"

I looked at Director Chen with wide eyes, and said to him: "When did this happen? Why haven't you mentioned it before. It seems that we will help you celebrate at noon today. The executive vice principal is the future principal!" "

"Hey!" Director Chen shook his head and said to me: "Director Qian was my classmate in the past, and he has a good relationship with the education department. He came to tell me yesterday, in view of the current situation of the school and the work of Principal Wu. I decided to arrange for me to be the executive vice principal first, and shift the focus of my work to management. It will take some time before the official appointment, and now I need to exercise first. But you see, it’s only been a day, and the school has such a big trouble."

I nodded, looked at Professor He and said, "Is it three fires for the new official to take office? It seems that you have to burn it a lot. Besides, according to President Wu's situation last night, I don't think it will be long before the position of principal It's yours. Work hard, I'm optimistic about you!"

Director Chen held his head in his hands in pain, and said to me: "Don't be a fool, the more you talk like this, the more afraid I become. Just tell me how to deal with things in school. Otherwise, I really dare not Go, Secretary Qian called me in the morning. I also told you about your matter, and he said that if I find you, I must handle the school affairs well. Otherwise, even if I take Principal Wu’s class, I will Dismissed because of the loss of students."

I rubbed my nose and said to him, "Don't say that. The quality of a school depends entirely on its teaching performance. It doesn't depend on other things. I think there should be no problem with your teaching ability. It's just that the current school I don't have a clue here yet. So I don't know how to help you."

When Professor He heard it, he said to me: "Huzi, don't be modest, I think if this is not the case. Anyway, it is Lao Chen who has the final say in this school, so you can go back to school and be a teacher again. Investigate the specifics. I believe the students will feel at ease when they see you."

"I'm so angry!" I said to Professor He: "I'm not a god, and the students will feel at ease when they see me. The main problem now is to vacate the dormitory building first. Let the students inside live outside, and then they can pay attention to it. investigation."

Director Chen immediately said: "You can say whatever you want, as long as you are willing to help me. If I can't solve the problem, I can ask Secretary Qian. He is my classmate and supports me very much."

"Hey!" I sighed and said, "I wanted to take a good rest, but this happened. It seems that I can't rest in the lounge. For Professor He's sake, I promised to help you with this favor. But You have to agree to one condition, or I won’t go.”

Director Chen nodded repeatedly and said to me: "As long as you are willing to help me, I will listen to whatever you say. I agree to all your conditions, so don't worry." I nodded and began to assign work.Since I can't rest, everyone present must move.I can't just let me suffer alone, it's cheaper for these guys! ...