My years as a fortune teller

After the work was arranged, accompanied by Professor He, I followed Director Chen to the school again.At this time, the school looked calm on the surface, but if you look carefully, you will find some students carrying luggage to leave the school gate.

It seems that what happened last night, although many students did not see it.But Principal Wu and others lying outside in the morning still caused a lot of psychological burden to these students.

Thinking of this, I asked Director Chen's car not to stop, and drove directly to the dormitory where the accident happened.It's very chaotic here. The students gather together in twos and threes, discussing in whispers.Many students were carrying their luggage and wanted to leave the dormitory building, but they were all stopped by teachers and dormitory supervisors.

When we got out of the car in front of the dormitory, many students looked at us suspiciously.After all, there are still few people who know me here, but I also heard some students say: "Ms. Zhang is back!" Although the voice was very low, I still heard it.And following the voice, he glanced over there, smiled slightly and nodded.

As soon as we got to the steps of the dormitory, several girls rushed out and hugged me.After I separated them, I saw Zhang Xiaoru and the three girls in the dormitory.The three said with tears: "Mr. Zhang, you are back, you are going to scare us to death!"

I laughed and said loudly: "Yes, I, Hu Hansan, are back!" After speaking, there was a burst of laughter.Then he looked at the students and said, "Don't be afraid, I know everything about last night. Someone pretended to be like that to scare you to go home. Director Chen told me today, it's all right! I'm here , everything will be settled. You all go back obediently, and someone will arrange for you later. Be obedient and go back!"

After listening to my words, the students looked at each other in disbelief.I know that they will not believe me when I say this, and it would be the same if I said so.But I have no other way now, I can only say this.

Director Chen saw that all the students didn't believe it, so he said loudly: "You have to trust Mr. Zhang and listen to him. If we can't solve this matter within three days, I will give you a holiday, and you can even transfer to another school, okay?"

I was taken aback when I heard this, isn't this nonsense!When did I say that it could be resolved in three days? I haven't fully grasped what the evil here is, how can I make such a guarantee?But I know that this is Director Chen's helpless move.

Zhang Xiaoru looked at me, and asked timidly: "Mr. Zhang, can it be solved within three days? I don't trust others, so I trust you. Teacher, tell me the truth, okay?"

I frowned, and then immediately smiled and said, "This must be true, why should I come here? Don't worry, it will be resolved within three days, and then you can live here with peace of mind!"

Zhang Xiaoru nodded, wiped her tears and bowed to me, turned and walked towards the dormitory.Suddenly something slipped from my temples, and when I touched it with my hand, it turned out to be sweat.This is the first time in these years that I feel nervous.

Watching the students gradually disperse, I looked back at Master Chen.He was startled at first, then looked at me and said, "Xiao Zhang, you are not blaming me, you just said the time is within three days! I did it at that time, so don't think too much about putting pressure on yourself."

I shook my head and said to him: "It's okay, some pressure can be regarded as motivation. I want to ask you, where are the students who were unconscious yesterday morning and the girl who went crazy? Take me there quickly, I I want to make a better start on this.”

Director Chen immediately called the housekeeper over and asked her about the two students.Then he turned to me and said, "Both of them are in the hospital, but the crazy one is already awake." I nodded and asked the housekeeper to call Zhang Xiaoru and another girl to take us to the hospital.

The hospital is not very far from the school, so it is well protected to prevent the media from coming.When we entered the ward, there were only a few students guarding the bedside.After asking, I found out that Principal Wu didn't call to inform the parents.

I nodded and came to the side of the unconscious girl.The girl is also very beautiful, with an infusion bottle hanging on one arm.I pulled up her other hand and felt the pulse, and it was normal.

At this time, a nurse who made rounds came in, and I asked her how the two children were doing.The nurse pointed to the person next to me and said: "All the signs are normal, but I just don't know why I'm in a coma. The mental pressure is a bit high, and you can rest for two days. If you are all right, go back first! Let the patient rest well, Only in this way can we recover quickly." After finishing speaking, he left without looking back.

I rolled over the eyes of the unconscious girl, only to see two lines beside the black eyeballs.If you don't look carefully, you can't see these two lines that are the same color as the white of your eyes.And there are both eyes, it seems that he has inhaled more Yin Qi.

Seeing this, I said to the two boys: "Go and lock the door for me, no one from outside can come in without my permission." Then I told the two girls to draw the curtains.

Seeing that they were all packed up, I took out a talisman from my body.Quickly ignite it and stuff it into a cup, watching the talisman almost burn out.Put the mouth of the cup to the girl's mouth, and covered the girl's mouth.

In addition to Zhang Xiaoru and another girl brought here, there is also a top-notch boy who also knows me.Seeing what I did, he came over and asked me what I was doing?

I looked back and said to him: "Go over and close the door. If someone comes in, I will fail here, and the girl on the bed will die." When the boy heard this, he was so scared that he ran over.

The gas generated by the burning talisman inside the quilt went into the girl's mouth.Professor He pulled me and said, "When the qi enters, doesn't it come out of the nose soon?"

I didn't answer him, and I knew that.If you ask me to cover the girl's nose at the same time, won't this choke the girl to death?So although some gas will be exposed in this way, at least a large part can go in.

As all the gas went in, I motioned to a girl next to me to gently squeeze the girl's lower abdomen.Because our lower dantian is three inches below the navel, once it gets cold here, the abdomen will be very painful.This is one of the reasons why some old Chinese doctors used to look at the abdomen.

The girl kneaded as I said, and squeezed a few more times.Every time I squeezed, a bad smell came out of my body.I know very well that this is due to the condensation of Yin Qi in the girl's belly.

The two boys at the door actually ran over to see this place.I didn't expect the doctor to make rounds at this time, and when I entered it, I immediately shouted: "What are you doing? Do you know that patients are not allowed to move around during treatment."

This sound startled me, and I turned around to see a doctor with gray hair.I glared at the two boys first, and then said to the doctor: "Can you keep your voice down, so you won't be afraid that the roof will collapse and crush you to death. I don't even understand, can't you see that there is yin in her body?" "As soon as the doctor heard what I said, he immediately asked who I was?

But before I had time to answer him, I heard a coughing sound and a cry of "so bitter".I looked back and saw the girl slowly opened her eyes, watching us wiping our mouths weakly with our hands.

I nodded and said to her with a smile: "Girl, do you know who I am? Apart from bitterness in the mouth, what else does it feel like?" At this time, because the door opened, the bad smell also dissipated a lot.

The girl nodded weakly, and said to me: "You are Teacher Zhang, who taught archeology and went to our dormitory. I remember yours! My mouth is bitter, my stomach is bloated and I want to go to the toilet."

As soon as the doctor heard it, he pulled me and was about to step forward with a stethoscope.I took his hand and said, "Don't show me here again, you'll be making trouble for her and she will fall into a deep coma. Even if the heavenly doctor star comes, there is no way to cure him. It's best for me to stand aside obediently and watch See what is traditional medicine."

Then he said to Zhang Xiaoru and another girl: "You two rub the soles of her left and right feet respectively. Don't stop rubbing when it gets hot, change two people to continue rubbing. When I know I want you to rest, you are stopping " Then he said to the girl rubbing her belly: "Don't stop, keep rubbing like this. I will tell you to stop!"

Then he took out the cinnabar and brush from his bag, and wrote a talisman on a piece of yellow paper.After reciting the mantra into the water cup, he threw the burning talisman into it.Then he slowly sat up with the girl in his arms, and said to her: "If you want to walk on the ground now, just drink this glass of water obediently."

The girl froze for a moment, then opened her mouth and drank the water in one breath.At this time, I touched her feet, and they were already a little hot.So he said to her, "Is my stomach getting more bloated, I feel like I'm going to fart." Two blushes appeared on the girl's face, and she nodded.

I motioned for the windows to be opened, and everyone went out.Then he said to the girl: "I'll give you 3 minutes, and you can fart as much as you want. After I come in, you can't fart anymore. Did you hear that?" The girl nodded shyly.

I asked everyone to exit first, then watched her slowly retreat to the door, nodded with a smile, closed the door and went out.As soon as the door was closed, an earth-shattering sound was heard inside.I shook my head and smiled!

Professor He took the opportunity to ask, "Why does Xiao Zhang want her to fart? And what kind of talisman are you using? Why don't you solve it like Cui Erye?" The old man has become a hundred thousand whys now!

I walked up to a doctor with a smile, put my hand on his shoulder and said, "Uncle doctor, do you know Zhuyou's thirteenth department?" The doctor shook his head.I sneered and said, "There are two white lines on the whites of this girl's eyes. Even a Chinese doctor knows that Yin Qi enters the five internal organs. You don't need medicine to dissolve Yin Qi. What are you doing here?"

Speaking of this, I looked through the small window above the ward, and continued: "I will use a yin talisman first to dissolve the yin in her body. Then let these children rub her abdomen and step, which is to make the body warm." Eliminate these yin qi by myself. In order to go smoothly, I also used the secret mantra of Zhu You Thirteen Sections to protect the five internal organs in her body. And squeezed all the yin qi in the five internal organs out of the body one by one. Excretion of gas is the best way It must be farting. But you can’t fart too much, or you will damage your body.”

Wiping the sweat off his forehead, he said to me: "Understood, what you said makes sense. I have seen these in the "Huangdi Neijing", but Chinese medicine has been in decline for so many years without the guidance of a famous teacher. So I didn't see it, just according to the general The disease was treated.” Yes, in the past, when some Chinese medicine treated diseases, especially those who suffered from cold.It is necessary to get rid of the cold air in the body first, and then use some medicines.

After hearing what he said, I smiled, took the lead and opened the door and went in.As soon as I entered the door, a stench came to my nostrils, and I hurriedly took a step back to let the stench dissipate.Then I walked in slowly, only then did I see another girl lying next to this girl.

Fortunately, the window was opened just now, otherwise, if he was not smoked to death, he would be passed out.I just smiled apologetically and asked someone to prepare some millet porridge.People who are recovering from a serious illness should not eat too much, and it is best to give priority to porridge.Taking advantage of this effort, I started asking for some details.I hope to find out the root of the problem from these details and solve this problem quickly.After all, it is already the first day of the three-day period...