My years as a fortune teller

I taught classes in school for more than a month, and the classroom was full of people almost every day.Especially when the open class is held in the electronic classroom, it is overcrowded and there is a phenomenon of grabbing seats.

Director Chen also officially became the school's vice principal in charge of business because he handled the school's affairs very well.Once while drinking, the old man took my hand and said with a bit of drunkenness: "Tiger! You can stay in school and be a teacher when you are old! Since you came, I saw the electronic classroom for the first time. Signs of overcrowding."

Although I said no, no, no, but I was already happy in my heart.Although I am good as a teacher, I know my destiny.So just take Director Chen's words as a joke!

I remember that after dealing with the ghost market that day, Second Master Cui looked at the bare area and cried.The voice was worse than his master's death, and he cried while saying that the baby was gone.Later, after pulling me out of the ground, he looked at me and said directly: "Huzi, you are too miserable today, why do I think I am digging yam eggs." Hearing what he said, I could crook my nose up.

After returning to school, I began to tell the students that there was nothing to do, and I cleaned up all the ghosts.These little brats didn't believe anyone, and it took three to five days to see that everything was really safe before they believed it.

That is to say, from that day on, whenever I go to class, there are always many people coming.In the words of Aunt Baiyun: "That's the sound of firecrackers and the sound of gongs and drums. There are three layers inside and three layers outside, and the surrounding area is impenetrable!"

Of course, this is an exaggeration, but it is also true that many students came to the class.In addition to following some of the content described in the book, I still mixed in the Book of Changes and Feng Shui.And these are also curious students who are very willing to hear.

Professor He recovered from his illness, so I stopped lecturing immediately.On the day before I left, I didn't dare to say it, mainly because I was afraid that someone would "send" me off with a cannonball.Because during this period of time, in order to explain some specific situations to these students, this school was almost demolished by me!

Unexpectedly, I didn't go to class the next day.First Professor He called for help, followed by Director Chen.In the end, some students who didn't know how to get my mobile phone number also started to call me in turn to ask me to go back.

Just when I didn't know what to do, Master, Teacher and Uncle Xuanhe came together.At noon this day, I was taking a lunch break. When I heard someone knocking on the door, I reluctantly opened the door.

But who knew that when the door opened, a mummy was looking at me with wide-eyed eyes, and his hands were making movements to strangle my neck.Seeing a mummy at the door, he jumped back three times in fright.He picked up the silver slave from the altar and shielded it in front of his chest, and hurriedly pinched the Thunder Art with the other hand.

At this moment, I heard a voice saying: "Little fat man, are you itchy? I don't know how to help, why are you jumping around with the silver slave?" I was stunned when I heard this voice up.

Why is this voice so familiar, I seem to have heard it somewhere.Thinking of this, I put the silver slave in front of my chest, and slowly walked towards the door step by step.

As soon as he walked to the door, he saw a white skeleton poking out.I was so scared that I was about to back away when I saw Master Xuanhe's head sticking out.I looked at Master Xuanhe, and the white skeleton next to me was completely stunned!

Uncle Xuanhe looked at me, glared at me and said, "Hey, you little fat man, can't I tell you to hear me? Hurry up and help me, you have the heart to ask me to take all these things by myself?" When I heard that, I hurried over .

I saw a mummy, two skeletons and a bag of unknown things outside the door.Uncle Xuanhe came in first with the mummy in one hand and the skeleton in the other.I hurriedly picked up the cloth bag and walked in after me.

As I walked, I said to Uncle Xuanhe: "Uncle Master didn't notify you when he came, so I can pick you up. If you don't want me to pick you up, it's fine, but you still put these two things at my door. Fortunately, I live here. There are few people. Otherwise, what if you scare the children?"

Uncle Xuanhe glared at me and said, "I must have a mobile phone too. Do you think I have the same filial piety as your master? You say you have the courage to hide when you see a mummified corpse. If you spread it in the future, don't give it to me." Your master is ashamed!"

I died wronged, and I was shocked when I saw the mummy was about to pounce on me.Hey, the explanation is not clear.So I said casually: "Mummy is not as scary as my teacher, you don't know that old man is scary! Go to Bird Mouse Mountain, hide behind the scenes and throw me out. Huh! It's okay, either kick me or kick me My legs are like sandbags!"

Uncle Xuanhe looked at me, suddenly smiled strangely and said: "Really?"Before I could react, I felt a heavy kick on my ass.I immediately opened my arms and threw the mummy under it.

I hurriedly got up and turned around to see that it was Master and Teacher.Needless to say, the kick just now was [-]% kicked by the teacher.I took a deep breath and went over to greet Master with a playful smile.

Before I got to Master's side, the teacher came over and grabbed my ear and said, "Little Fatty, do you think I abused you in Niaoshu Mountain? Complain to everyone and speak ill of me!"

Grinning my teeth, I said, "What did the teacher say, I just said it casually. How dare you talk about your old man behind your back, unless I don't want my ears and butt!"

The teacher snorted and ignored me and went into the study. The master smiled and said to me: "Go, where is the box outside, and be careful what's inside." into the study.

As soon as I brought the box in, I heard the teacher shout: "Little fat man, hurry up and make us your good tea." I wiped the sweat from my forehead and looked at the incense shaker inserted in front of the ancestor's altar shook his head.

After I brewed the tea, I served it to the three teachers.Then he stood beside Master Xuanhe who was sitting outside, and asked softly: "Master, why didn't you notify me in advance when he went down the mountain this time? Could it be that your research on the mountain has made some progress?"

Uncle Xuanhe glanced at me and said, "Why don't you ask us, what are you doing with these things? Instead, ask us, is there any progress in the research on the mountain?"

I smiled and said to Uncle Xuanhe: "Uncle, if you make progress, these things must be useful, and I will tell you even if I don't ask the three masters. If there is no progress, these things may be It is used for research. Even if I ask, the three masters will not tell me."

The teacher snorted and said, "Hmph! What are you trying to say? Go get us some food, we haven't eaten yet!" I hurried to the kitchen when I heard that.

After entering the kitchen, I thought that Master Xuanhe was from the south, so I came out and said, "Master Xuanhe is from the south, why don't you make some rice today! Let's see what the three masters want to eat. I Go buy it now!"

Before Master Xuanhe could speak, the teacher came over and patted me and said, "I'm also from the south, why haven't you been so careful? Just go and get some noodles, and I have something to talk about when I'm done." See The teacher looked a little angry.

I hurriedly responded and ran to the kitchen to cook.At noon, I made a lot of noodles, just want to eat pulled noodles.So this will be very convenient, I hurriedly fried scrambled eggs with tomatoes and scrambled beans with green peppers.Then he grabbed three bowls of noodles and brought them out for them to eat.

While eating, the teacher said to the master: "Shui Laodao, the little fat man's craftsmanship has improved. I think I should continue to carry it this time. These can be used as sandbags when there is nothing to do, and I can cook some food when I am hungry. .”

Master just smiled and said nothing, but I murmured in my heart: Is it going to travel far again this time?It seems that Qinling's matter has come to fruition, but this time I don't know where to go?Please protect me from the patriarch, don't let me follow the teacher.Otherwise, I will be beaten again, it is best for me to follow Uncle Xuanhe.

I am thinking here, the three masters have finished their meal.After I packed the dishes and chopsticks, I went back to the small study to listen to the teachings of the three masters.But after waiting for a long time, the three of them just drank tea without speaking.

I scratched my head and said to Master: "What is Master going to do this time, why don't you just tell me straight up! Anyway, my disciple is idle recently, so it's a good thing to go out to exercise." After speaking, I looked at Master.

The master took a sip of tea, closed his eyes slightly, and said, "I heard that you are very busy recently. What school did you go to be a teacher? Teachers pass on to teach lessons and solve doubts! Can you preach, teach lessons, or solve doubts?"

I was shocked when I heard Master's words, how did this kind of thing reach Master's ears.Master has always had high demands on people, especially those who are good teachers.

But Master's words also reminded me, I didn't answer Master's words, turned around and ran to the altar in the outer room.Then he took two pieces of cold jade from the top, wiped them lightly, and held them in front of the master.

Then he said to the master: "What the master taught is that if it is not for these two cold jade tablets this time, the disciple will not go to the school to give lectures." He talked about the school affairs.

The teacher smiled and said to the master: "Old Taoist Shui, did you hear that? It is clear that he is going to talk about it. He even dragged it because of these two cold jade tablets. This little fat man is not being honest anymore."

I scratched my head, trying to tell the difference.But I heard the master say: "This is all fate. I didn't expect two cold jade tablets to appear at the same time. It seems that there is hope to completely lift the curse!"

When I heard this, I didn't understand even more. Master looked at me and said with a smile, "Go open the outer box and take out the contents. Once you see the contents, you will understand everything!" Turn around and go outside to see what's in the box.

When I opened the box, what was inside surprised me.It turned out that there was a gleaming stone inside, and with the light, you could clearly see that there was something inside.I stretched out my hand to hug it gently, but just when my hand hit the stone.A bone-chilling icicle immediately spread all over my body.

At this time, I was really stunned. Could it be that this is also a piece of cold jade.But why is the outside of this piece of cold jade a light blue color?Thinking of this, I found a piece of cloth to wrap it in, and slowly carried the stone into the study.

As soon as I put the stone on the ground, I saw two cold jade tablets in Master's hand flying towards me.Sticking to the stone, it slowly melted into the stone.

I was dumbfounded seeing all this, but I didn't expect that what made me dumbfounded was still behind.The stone rotates quickly and automatically, and emits seven-color light non-stop while selecting equipment.

I was about to go up to ask Master, when I saw the stone slowly rising to the height of a person.While spinning, it emits seven-color light.And there seems to be a word, or two words appearing in the complexion light.

Uncle Xuanhe kept recording with his pen while watching.But I watched it for a long time, and many of them were exactly the same as what he recorded earlier.This time the record is only three or four words different!

When I was fascinated by watching, suddenly the stone fell heavily and hit my feet.I was taken aback for a moment, then raised my legs and hugged my feet and jumped around the house.The sweat on his head flowed down like light rain.

Uncle Xuanhe was taken aback for a moment, then he laughed and pushed me down on the sofa.The teacher came over with a smile, patted me on the head, and said, "Look at you boy, you dare to speak ill of me behind my back in the future. Take off your shoes quickly, and let me see if you hurt any bones?" Helped me take off my shoes, at this moment Master Xuan He shouted: "Stop!"