My years as a fortune teller

Originally, the teacher was going to take care of my feet, but was scared by Master Xuanhe's voice and withdrew his hand.We all looked at him inexplicably, only to see Uncle Xuan He took my foot and looked at it carefully.

Then put some black ink near the big toe, and a word was displayed near the toe.Master Xuanhe read it for a long time, then wrote the words on the paper.As soon as I let go, it hurt so much that I almost jumped up again.

The teacher pressed on my head, and said to me: "Man, I can't stand the pain. Shut up and be calm, or you will be in pain and want to die." Pulled into his arms.

The teacher poured some water from the teacup and wiped off the black ink on my feet.Then he took out a small white porcelain bottle from his pocket and poured some medicinal powder from it.Spread it evenly on my bruised area, just when I thought I was done.The teacher suddenly picked up the lighter on the table and pressed the lighter against the powder.

Suddenly a flame burst out, as I leaned forward.I didn't dodge the flames when they came up, and I felt a flash of fire, and a cloud of smoke rushed towards my face.When I opened my eyes, I saw three masters looking at me together.

I was stunned, why are you looking at me with such eyes?Suddenly Master Xuanhe looked at me and burst out laughing.Then the master and the teacher also laughed.When I saw them laughing, I was horrified.

Pulling back his feet, he ran to the bathroom, looked in the mirror, and saw that his face was darker than smoke.The eyes and mouth showed two black circles, and the rest was blackened by the smoke.Even Bao Gong, who sings opera, is not as dark as I am.

I hurriedly washed my face with water, and then slowly returned to the study.When I was about to reach the door of the study, I suddenly thought that my foot had been injured by a smash.Why don't I feel any more, are my feet healed?

Thinking of this, I moved my feet twice, and sure enough, there was no pain at all.Thinking of this, I jumped a bit, but I didn't expect each to be a little taller.Just hitting the door frame, I immediately squatted down covering my head in pain.

Unexpectedly, there was a burst of laughter in the study.Uncle Xuanhe came over and took my hand and said, "Little Fatty, what happened to you today? Either your foot was hurt by the cold jade, or your head hit the door frame. Is there anything you can't think about? Come and tell my uncle." Say." Said the uncle pulled me into the study.

The master smiled and said, "I told you to be very happy and sad, but I just don't listen to this. First, I hurt my foot, and then my head hit the door frame. Maybe I will be happy later, and then my hand will be smashed by something." .You give me peace of mind today, and sit over there obediently."

As soon as I sat on the sofa very quietly, I heard Master say: "This time, with the help of your Uncle Xuanhe, we entered the ancient tomb again. I didn't expect that in the room of the corpse louse, we I found this piece of cold jade. I also found that mummy, and all the problems were solved like this!"

I was shocked when I heard that, looked at Master and said, "Master, you have entered the ancient tomb again? I feel more and more that there should be something in the stone room of the corpse louse, but I don't know how to deal with the corpse louse, so I dare not go in. "

The master nodded, took a sip of tea and said: "So this time with the help of your uncle Xuanhe, we were lucky enough to succeed by relying on his Xuantian Raging Fire Art." As soon as I heard that, I immediately voted enviously to my uncle. eyes.

The master nodded and continued: "Look carefully at the cold jade, what is there?" He pointed to the cold jade.When I saw it, I bent down to see for myself.Except for the layer of jade skin on the outside, the rest can't be seen.But it can be seen that Hanyu seems to be missing a piece.

So he shook his head and said to the master: "I can't tell what's on it, but from the side, the cold jade should be incomplete. By the way, Master, why did the cold jade glow just now? I think there seems to be something inside."

Uncle Xuanhe nodded and said: "You can see that it is not complete, it is not bad, if it is not for the bamboo slips discovered at the same time. We don't know the uniqueness of the cold jade, and the problems inside."

I blinked my eyes when I heard it, looked at Master Xuanhe and said, "Is it because of the cold jade that so many corpse lice have gathered. This cold jade is also related to the world's number one evil knife?"

After my words came out, the surprised teacher and Uncle Xuan He looked at me with strange eyes.Uncle Xuanhe said: "How do you know, we only learned about this through the bamboo slips."

I smiled, and said to Uncle Xuanhe: "Reasoning, all of this is my reasoning. Actually, I don't know. I just remember that Master once mentioned the world's number one evil knife, which was also made of a piece of cold jade. It was done. So when I saw that the piece of cold jade was half missing, I guessed that it might be related to the evil knife. These are all speculations and reasoning."

When the teacher heard it, he said to the master: "Old Taoist Shui, you little fat man is amazing! Didn't expect to have this skill, is this little brain very flexible?" He said and cast a approving look at me.

The master smiled and said: "Don't praise him, he can't help it. If you praise for a while, you may go to heaven!" He said with a smile, and then continued to say to me: "Yes, according to the content on the bamboo slips Not only is the world's number one evil knife made of cold jade, but Chi You's armor is also made of nine pieces of cold jade. If we want to find a way to lift the curse, the first thing we need is to find the world's number one evil knife."

I rubbed my nose, looked at the teacher and said, "How do I feel, I can meet Hu Zhiping again! Hey, maybe the number one evil sword in the world is the one who killed the gods."

The teacher laughed a lot when he heard it, and said to me: "You were mistaken again this time, it's true that the number one evil sword in the world belongs to the God-killing clan. Although it has changed hands many times, I have to say that it is the God-killing sword." An evil knife created by the first generation of Tianzun, that is, the owner of the tomb."

Upon hearing this, my eyes widened.The teacher looked at me and continued: "We know all this from the bamboo slips inside. The first generation of Tianzun accidentally found Ruoshui in Kunlun Mountains. Then he dug a piece of cold jade and passed through the sun, moon, and fire. Forging. It was refined into a scimitar, which is what we call the world's number one evil knife."

I nodded, looked at Master and said, "If Master is like this, what can we do if we find such an evil knife? If my guess is right, the evil knife will also melt into this piece of cold jade."

Master shook his head and said to me: "There are a few ghost characters on the Xie Dao, and a dragon's inner alchemy. According to the bamboo slips, as long as you read the ghost characters on the Xie Dao, you can use the dragon's inner alchemy to open it." This piece of cold jade. Take out the ten-thousand-year chalcedony from the cold jade, and you can break the thousand-year curse."

I nodded, and suddenly asked: "Then what method did the first generation of God Slayer Tianzun use to cut the second half of the cold moon? Is there anything that can cut the cold jade? Or should we use the silver slave try?"

Master shook his head and said to me: "Silver slaves are not quick to cut, there is no need to try this. As for how the first generation of Tianzun cut the cold moon, we don't know, but it must have something to do with the dragon inner alchemy!"

I nodded, looked at Master and said, "I see, the next task must be to find this evil knife. Hey! Master, please give me an order. Where do you want me to find it?"

Master smiled and said to me: "Today we also draw lots. What position do you get? Just go to this place with one of the three of us. What do you think?"

I nodded and hurriedly agreed.Master asked me to offer incense to Patriarch. When I came back, there were three small paper balls on the table.Master told me to take one at random, and I thought about it and took out the middle one.

Master smiled and opened the ball of paper, looked at it and handed it to Master Xuanhe, saying: "Junior Brother Xuanhe, I will hand him over to you, and you can take good care of him for me along the way." Master Xuanhe nodded with a smile nod.

But looking at Master Xuanhe's appearance, there seems to be something wrong.I always feel that there should be something wrong here, but I can't tell.But later things proved that my feeling was right.

After all these things are finished, the master, the teacher and Uncle Xuanhe will go to the Taoist temple.Before leaving, Master smiled and patted me on the shoulder lightly.It was the same when the teacher went out, but he smiled even more secretly.

Uncle Xuanhe also patted my shoulder, and then said: "Get ready to rest for two days, and we will leave here. Remember to take more insect repellent medicine, there are a lot of mosquitoes over there." Listening to Uncle Xuanhe being so careful , I was a little moved.

Master and the others put the mummy in a bag and took it away. I really forgot to ask what the mummy was for, so Master took it away.But it doesn't matter, there will definitely be a chance to ask Uncle Xuan He in the future.

After sending Master away, I took the money and went downstairs to buy two old Nokia mobile phones.Then I got two cards and prepared to give them to the teacher and Uncle Xuanhe in two days.This Nokia candy bar phone has a strong signal and a large battery capacity.

After I finished all this, I called Gao Shengwen, Professor He and Cui Erye.Tell them that in two days, I will go to Hunan on business and may not see each other for a while.

As soon as Gao Shengwen heard it, he immediately said to have a meal together, which I definitely agree with.When I got to the eating place, I saw that apart from Gao Shengwen and Cui Erye, there were also Director Chen, Zhang Xiaoru, and Su Lei.

I looked at these people and smiled and said: "Why is it so grand, I just go out to do something. I will come in a few days. As for mobilizing so many people?" I walked over and sat down.

As soon as I sat down, Director Chen handed over an envelope and said to me: "Xiao Zhang, this is your salary for teaching at school. I heard that you are leaving and I asked them to pay you in advance."

I took it over and looked at it, and there were quite a few in it.But I didn't count them, so I put them in my pocket and said, "I'm going out soon, and what I need is money. If any of you still owe me money, bring it to me." My words made the two girls laugh.

Gao Shengwen looked at me and said, "Damn, it's like we all owe you. To put it bluntly, you still owe us a meal. Tell you to go early and come back early, and I'm going to have a big meal!"

I looked at him with little black lines all over my face and said, "Mr. Gao, are you mistaken? When did I owe you food again. Who ate more than 1000 people that day? Didn't you all eat it?"

"Big Fatty, you're so kind!" Fatty Liu continued, "Didn't you eat it last time? Besides, Mr. Gao and I were still hungry, and we helped you for so long the next day. Why are you inviting us?" Let's have a meal!"

I glared at Fatty Liu and said, "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb! Well, I owe you my debt. When I come back, I will definitely treat you to a good meal."

In this way, the dinner began with laughter and ended with laughter.When I got off Gao Shengwen's car, he stuffed me with a thick envelope.As soon as I touched it, I knew it was money, and I didn't shirk it and stuffed it into my pocket.Going out with Uncle Xuanhe this time, maybe something will happen, so it is necessary to bring more money.

Two days later, Master came with Uncle Xuanhe and Teacher.I handed them the mobile phone, and both the teacher and Uncle Xuanhe accepted it.Then Master Xuanhe set off towards Hunan.But our first stop is indeed Wudang Mountain in Hubei! ...