My years as a fortune teller

When I was surprised, I saw the vanity box fly to them with a whizz.Then there was a bang, and the dressing box exploded into pieces.At the same time as it exploded into several sections, several streams of black air entered her body.

"Brother Kongwu!" I was stunned, when I heard a delicate voice: "Brother Kongwu, are you okay? Last time you left me without saying goodbye, do you know how uncomfortable I am? ?”

As soon as I heard this nasty words, and then looked at that old wrinkled face; there was a gust of sour water in my stomach, if it wasn't for my willpower, I would have spewed it out long ago.In fact, not only me, but even the teacher and Uncle Xuanhe covered their mouths and shook their heads.

The master said softly from behind: "Oh, you are? Forgive the old man's blind eyes, and it is dark and he is old and can't recognize friends. You should protect your family and don't play with these fake things." In fact, we all understand this. who is it.

"Hey!" She said with a drawn out voice, "Brother Kongwu forgot about him so quickly, don't you remember that when you were in trouble, you still ate the buckwheat noodles I made? Why are you so heartless? "We couldn't hold back any longer, and we all laughed in low voices.

I couldn't see the expression on Master's face, but I heard him say lightly: "Oh, it's little sister Yuheng, there must be a Jiazi in a hurry last time! I didn't expect to meet here today, but I don't know what happened to my little sister. Are you with the demon?"

"Who are you calling evil?" It was a very neutral voice, and it could be concluded that it came from the person who came out of the dressing box.I just heard her say: "My aunt is Tian Xiu'e, the omnipotent Tian Xiu'e. You little Taoist boys, haven't you heard of my name?"

This person's tone is really loud, and he actually said that Master and the others are Xiaodao boys.But logically speaking, it is true that the master should be a generation younger than her, it is possible.But even so, you shouldn't speak so carelessly.

Sure enough, the teacher couldn't help it anymore, and said to her: "We are little Taoist boys, but we are alive. Unlike some people, the world of neither yin nor yang is tolerated. What's the point of living here, die early Super born is great!"

"Bold!" said the black shadow who claimed to be Tian Xiu'e: "What are you, dare to say that to Ben Xiangu. Don't you want to live? As long as Ben Fairy moves her finger, you three little Taoist boys will join forces, and it's not mine. opponent."

The teacher suddenly punched me with an elbow, and I was taken aback for a moment.Immediately understood, he shouted to the outside: "Good evening, old witch, good evening, my dear fourth aunt. I didn't expect you two to visit our master and apprentice together. Here I represent my master, my teacher, and My uncle expresses the most sincere greetings to you. At the same time, I would like to ask you two, what do you want to do when you suddenly appear without a ghost?"

She didn't seem to think that I could speak, she was taken aback for a moment and then asked: "Who are you? You are so big or small, don't you know who I am?" She looked a little angry when she spoke, and the black arrogance on her body suddenly rose a lot of.

I smiled and said to her: "I don't know if I should call you grandma, grandma, or grandma? Besides, I'm relatively cheap. I only recognize people as relatives, and I never recognize Yin and evil. So it's not big or small. Don't use that word for me."

The teacher pulled my sleeve hard, and said in a low voice: "Try to hold on, the three of us use spells to activate the formation. Since she is here, we can't let her run away." He whispered the spell.

So I smiled and continued: "Aunt Si, didn't we agree that day that we would deal with this evil spirit together? Why did you run away with her today? Could it be that you were controlled by her?"

The fourth aunt smiled and said to me: "Child, at first I regarded her as a demon just like you. But when the master used a powerful spell to force my Nascent Soul out, I realized that there is nothing wrong with being a ghost." Not good, the heavens and the earth let me gallop."

Hearing this, I shook my head helplessly, interrupted my fourth aunt and said: "Hehe, is it really good to be neither human nor ghost, neither immortal nor demon? Well, even if what you say is good. But why is it so important? Tian Ruifu After all, your wife is your descendant, and so are his children. Why do you want to control one and harm the other?"

"Haha!" Tian Xiu'e said with a smile: "It's true that it was my method, but if she didn't have hostility in her heart, how could I use her? You are a Taoist, you should know that all evils come from people. Heart. If a person has no desires or desires, even the Taoist ancestor can't seduce him. Little fat man, are you right?"

"Yes!" I said firmly: "You are right, but you are a ghost, even if you are not yin or yang, you will not belong to heaven and earth. But you should not use such methods. What you do has nothing to do with those evil spirits." What's the difference?"

"Huh!" She snorted, looked at me and said, "I'm in control of the sky, and I can do whatever I want. I don't care if it's good or evil, yin or yang. Anyway, I think it's right, so I'll go Do it. Little fat man, what can you do with me?" He laughed loudly.

That's how women are unreasonable.I thought about it for a while, and I didn't seem to have any tricks, so I heard the teacher suddenly say: "Okay, don't be brave and bickering, tell me, what is the purpose of your coming here?"

"No reason?" Tian Cui'e said nonchalantly, "I can go wherever I want, and you don't need to worry about it. If you are sensible, you'd better follow my arrangement obediently. If you don't, hum!"

"Stop!" I yelled, "We happen to be those who don't know each other. You can do whatever you want. As long as you have the ability, you can take my more than 100 catties first." He jumped up.

I didn't expect me to jump up so suddenly, but Tian Cui'e and Fourth Aunt were scared and took two steps back.In fact, I just stood up to frighten them to give myself courage. To be honest, if I really want to fight them, I have no confidence at all.Besides, there are masters here, so it's not my turn to make a move.

Sure enough, the master said behind me: "Senior is a master of Taoism, how to do it is not for us juniors to discuss. But the senior borrowed the hands of others to destroy his human nature. Don't you think this is against the way of heaven?" ?”

"Hmph!" Tian Cui'e said nonchalantly: "Money can't buy my happiness, what can you do to me? Even your old friend obediently bowed his head and captured him after only one round. How am I?"

"Hey!" Master sighed a long time, and said to her: "I tried to persuade you but if you don't listen, then the junior will have to offend the senior. The two junior brothers are ready to fight, or the senior will underestimate you!" our."

The teacher and Xuan He stood up after answering. The two of them happened to be standing next to me, and then they both grabbed my belt belt at the same time, lifted me up and threw me out.I'm so sick, I play tricks like this every time.

This time it was better because I didn't fall very far, just a little bit away from them.I heard Master shouting from behind me: "Footsteps, dragons and tigers, hands are doing it, Xuanwu subdues monsters, turtles and snakes. Four images, eight trigrams, heaven and earth turn, and the avenue of heaven and earth opens!"

I was taken aback for a moment, and then hastily and clumsily stepped on the sky according to what Master said.This is a secret mantra that Master recited. He has only taught me two or three times, and this is the first time to use it.

When I stepped on the Tiangang step and took the hand formula, I suddenly realized that something was wrong. Why did I feel that my pants were sliding down?I'm dizzy, wouldn't my belt be ripped off by the teacher and uncle just now?It is said that the current belts are like this, and they are easy to open or break if they can't stand the toss.

"Huh?" Tian Cui'e yelled in surprise, and then asked: "Could this be the demon-subduing secret spell handed down by True Monarch Xuanwu back then? You three young Taoists actually know how to use it, hurry up and show me it. "

"Hehe!" The master smiled and said, "Senior, then I will be rude! Two junior brothers, let's practice kung fu together!" As soon as the master finished speaking, I heard the mantra after another. ear.Slowly my feet lifted off the ground as the mantra entered my body...