My years as a fortune teller

As my body lifted off the ground and floated in mid-air, I nervously held my pants in one hand and looked down with the other.In fact, not only I was nervous, but Tian Cui'e was also a little nervous, covering her chest with her hands while staring at me motionlessly.

The teacher looked at me and shouted: "Little fat man, what are you doing with your pants up? Let go, pinch the seal with the left hand, use the silver slave to write fire with the right hand, and use the third prince's flame gun tactic. Hurry up, the three of us will inject our spiritual energy into it." You're inside."

As soon as I heard this, I hurriedly pressed the middle finger with my left thumb, pressed the ring finger on the thumb, clasped the first knuckle of the thumb with the index finger, pressed the first knuckle of the ring finger with the little finger, drew a fire character in the air with a silver slave, and then silently recited Three princes flame gun spell.

But just halfway through the recitation, I suddenly stopped, as if the teacher in my memory didn't know that I knew this spell?Besides, I felt very clearly that apart from a force holding me up, there was no more powerful Qi entering my body?Is there something wrong with my feelings, or is the teacher just joking?

Just when I was in doubt, I suddenly heard a low roar of a monster; then I saw a fierce beast made of black gas, and rushed towards me with its teeth and claws; seeing this, I said "ah", scared cried out.

But when I yelled, suddenly a purple gas flew up from under me, like a huge fist, hitting the beast's abdomen heavily.With a bang, the beast flew directly over Tian Cui'e's head and fell heavily to the ground.

She looked at me in disbelief, and then at the three masters.He said in a gloomy voice: "I didn't expect that the two sitting in the middle are also masters of Taoism! I don't know how to call them, so don't take it for granted that they are blind just now!"

When I heard this, I wanted to laugh. I actually regarded Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen as masters.Ha ha!No wonder, if anyone saw me being suspended in the air by Master and the others, it would be strange if someone had such strength to attack her.

"Haha!" Uncle Xuanhe laughed loudly: "I knew you had succeeded in seizing the house, and you were separated from the two worlds of Yin and Yang. So before we came, we specially invited two seniors who are dumb and deaf from the Yuchen Cave in Funiu Mountain. .You're not going to be caught without a fight."

Uncle Xuanhe's words almost made me laugh out loud. Funiu Mountain belongs to the branch of Qinling Mountains, but it is in the southwestern part of Henan Province, which divides the Huaihe River and the Hanjiang River.It belongs to the transition zone from the northern subtropical zone to the warm temperate zone, and it is also the area with the highest average altitude and relatively few human activities in Henan Province.It can be said that there are few people and few practitioners.

But there are really some practitioners over there. Today, there are two seniors who are dumb and deaf.According to historical records, the two elders practiced at Laojun Mountain in Luoyang during the Yongzheng period of the Qing Dynasty, and later attained Taoism at Taiqingguan.The master said that the master once told him that the two seniors were born in Funiu Mountain.

But Tian Cuimo actually believed it, and quickly cupped his hands to Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen and said: "The younger generation has visited Laojun Mountain several times, wanting to see the real face of the two old gods. But the fate is not there, there is no fairy fate to see the two .I didn’t expect to see you here today. It’s really a junior’s honor!" As he said that, he knelt down and was about to salute.

I thought I had really tricked her, but the moment her knees hit the ground, I saw her suddenly grab Fourth Aunt, rub it twice and throw it over like a rubber ball.And impartially, he smashed towards Cui Erye's body.

I was taken aback and was about to shout to remind them.But he found that Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen kept their eyes slightly closed and did not move. Even Gao Shengwen beside him didn't open his eyes.I'm dizzy, the concentration of these two fakes is actually higher than mine.

At the moment when I was surprised, I saw the fourth aunt who had been squeezed into a balloon suddenly stopped and fell heavily on the ground when she was still a step away from Erye Cui.I hurriedly looked towards Master, only to see that the three of them had no expression on their faces.

Tian Cui'e looked at the crowd nervously, and slowly backed away, as if trying to escape.Suddenly a voice floated into my ears softly: "Use the reverse phantom five lightning technique for speed. We can only trap her at the moment. After you seriously injure her, we will go find her training place."

As soon as I heard it, I immediately understood that this is the method similar to the sound transmission used by Master.So, I used a silver slave to draw the word "Thunder" in the air, and then said silently: "Yin and Yang are upside down, and the five elements are reversed. Yin comes from Yang, and Yang goes from Yin. God's thunder comes out of the ground, and fairy fire flies in. Upside down , the world turns to each other. I submit to the Taishang Laojun as urgently as the law, follow!"

As soon as the word "Zhe" was read, a series of thunderbolts exploded from the ground.The yinless and yangless Tian Cui'e that exploded went straight to the sky, before she could react a burst of fire fell from the sky.In an instant, she was tightly wrapped up, roasting like a roasting pig.

Then several thunderbolts came from different directions, watching Tian Cui'e's black energy gradually fade away.At this time, Master, Teacher and Master Xuanhe used Zhen Qi together, and saw three different colors of Qi rushing straight into Tian Cui'e's body.

With a bang, Tian Cui'e split into six or seven parts.Except for the one that flew directly to the body of Fourth Aunt, the rest were immediately wiped out by Lei Huo and Zhen Qi.Before we had time to catch our breath, we saw Fourth Aunt suddenly take a trick in her hand, and then let out something that flew towards Master.

I knew that the current master didn't have the time and strength to deal with it, so I took a deep breath and slammed into the flying thing.But I was still one step too late, the thing stuck heavily on Master's body and disappeared.

Fourth Aunt laughed loudly, turned around and disappeared into the darkness.Although I didn't hit that thing, my body was still suspended.Immediately shouted loudly: "Master", tears flowed down my face.

At this time, the breath suddenly disappeared, and I felt my body relax, and I fell asleep on the ground with a thud.Regardless of the pain in my body, I hurriedly got up and walked towards the master on my knees.My heart felt as if a knife had been twisted, and the tears kept streaming down my face.

The teacher grabbed the belt on the back of my waist and said, "Little fat man, what are you screaming for? See if the person in front of you is Shui Lao Dao. You are venting your anger with such big eyes!" Then he patted my butt with his hand .

When I heard this, I hurriedly wiped away my tears and saw, is it my master?Could it be that my own master can still admit his mistakes?Why!No, why did the master smile slightly.And why is the smile so stiff?I tried to stretch out my finger and hit Master, I was dizzy!It turned out to be a wooden man.

Looking back at the grinning teacher and Uncle Xuanhe, I patted the teacher's hand and said, "Let go, my pants will fall off if I pull them down again." The teacher hurriedly let go of my hand, and I Looking at him, he said, "What tricks are you playing again? Where is my master?"

The teacher didn't answer me, but just smacked his lips and said: "Tsk tsk, I envy Old Taoist Shui so much. I didn't expect the little fat man to have such deep feelings for him. Xiaohe, look at the scene just now, I was almost moved. Weeping."

Upon hearing this, Master Xuan He stood up with a smile and said, "Lao Shui will never regret it in his life, and it is worthwhile to have such a loving and righteous apprentice. Haha! It seems that we can take out the medicinal wine brewed by Senior Brother Shui. Share and celebrate."

"Haha!" At this moment, a voice came from outside, and I knew it must be Master without looking.I heard him laugh twice and said: "Could it be that he is my apprentice alone, and has nothing to do with you two old guys?"

I followed the sound and saw Master walking in from the outside.I hurried forward, looked at Master and said, "Master, when did you go outside? I was scared to death just now, you are not injured!"

Master smiled and nodded, but did not answer my question.Then he said to the teacher and Uncle Xuanhe: "Okay, I have found her nest, let's go now. Take advantage of tomorrow's noon when the yang energy is at its peak, and get rid of her completely." The teacher and Uncle Xuanhe In response, he stood up and was about to walk outside.

Master smiled and pulled them to point to Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen behind them. The teacher and Master Xuanhe seemed to have thought of something and hurried towards Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen...