My years as a fortune teller

Master Xuanhe and the teacher walked over, smiling and kicking Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen twice.Then, like a magic trick, he tore off two talismans from them.I saw Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen falling backward together as if they had lost their support.

I hurried over to pull it up, but the teacher gently pulled me and shook my hand.I saw Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen slowly standing up from the ground, moving their limbs expressionlessly, as if their limbs were stiff, and it took a long time before they let out a long breath.

Second Master Cui looked at me and nodded, then bowed to the teacher and Uncle Xuanhe in salute.But I didn't expect that I only bent halfway, and immediately supported my waist and yelled.Seeing him, we all laughed together.

The master poured out two pills, handed them to Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen, and said, "Drink these two pills. Although it can't prolong your life, it is still good for your body. Thank you for showing off this time. Now you Just go down the mountain."

When Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen heard this, they nodded, took the pill and swallowed it without asking.Then I heard the teacher continue to say: "After going down, take a look at the child first. When you need money and help, you two should do your best. The old man is here, thank you for the child." He gave a deep bow.

The scared Gao Shengwen jumped up, and hurriedly knelt down and said, "Master, don't say that. We and the child's father are friends and partners. Even if the tiger doesn't say anything, we will reach out for these things. If you say something like this, do it like this." The ceremony will shorten the life of the younger generation."

To be honest, the teacher had never met Tian Zhaodi, it was nothing more than seeing what happened to the child in the virtual world.Unexpectedly, the teacher not only asked Gao Shengwen for help, but also saluted him.Gao Shengwen can not be excited, Cui Erye can not be excited.

The master came over, helped Gao Shengwen himself, and said, "I know you guys a little bit. After I went down the mountain, I didn't bother you any less, and I didn't make fun of you any less. I know all of this. Especially Lay Cui, and I The big apprentice who didn't live up to expectations knew him. He still kept his promise and kept looking for the owner of the silver slave. For this, the old Taoist will thank you very much." He cupped his hands as he said.

As soon as Second Master Cui yelled "Ahhh", he heard Master continue to say, "Don't come here for the rest of today, just the four of us go there. Go and rest quickly, there are still important things to entrust to you later. It will be done. If something happens in the future, as long as it is in line with the old ways of heaven, I will help."

When Cui Erye heard this, he quickly saluted Gao Shengwen, and was ready to leave happily.My master helped many people back then, and some of them are now in high positions. I always wanted my master to say similar things, but every time my master just laughed it off.He actually said this to Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen today, which shows that they are quite recognized for their conduct.

Looking at the excited Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen, I stopped in front of them.He said in a low voice: "Brother Gao, don't be complacent and take off your belt first."Upon hearing this, Gao Shengwen bent down and grabbed his belt.

I dismissed him and said to him: "Besides, young master, I don't like men, let alone a man with a heart. I want your belt because mine is about to break, so lend me yours. After you go back, you can do whatever you want Buy one, I'm a little nervous here."

Master began to see me holding the two of them, and thought I was doing something wrong.As a result, I saw that I was "robbing" a belt, shook my head and left with a smile.The teacher came over and patted my head and said, "I knew it would pull down your pants and let your fat butt take some cool breeze."

I glared at the teacher, but I didn't expect Master Xuanhe to walk past me with a strange smile.Seeing that they had all gone, I immediately whispered to Second Master Cui and Gao Shengwen: "Second Master, go to my house after you go back. There are a few little people made of paper in a cardboard box under the bookcase. You Take it and make three pairs like that, and then go to Tian Ruifu's house with Lao Gao to find a way to insert it in the corner of his house."

Gao Shengwen and Cui Erye glanced at each other, nodded and smiled.At this time, I took off Gao Shengwen's belt, and muttered, "I'm so wordy about borrowing a belt, I don't look like a big boss at all." I snorted and walked outside.Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen also came out. After saying goodbye to each other, we followed Master and walked towards a small path.

I was walking behind Master, when suddenly he turned around and looked at me and said, "Are you planning to use the kid's method again to tease that child's mother? I think you didn't take enough punishment last time. The meat on the butt is itching again, right?"

I froze there, swallowed a mouthful of saliva and looked at Master nervously.I heard the teacher say: "Why is Master Shui ready to hit my apprentice again? Let me tell you, I gave you face last time. If you dare to hit again this time, I...I...I will turn against you. People Did the little fat man do something wrong last time? Use any method to deal with any kind of villain. Little fat man, go get me to support you?"

The master looked at the teacher's childlike appearance and said, "You? Hehehe!" He shook his head helplessly and smiled.Master Xuanhe didn't understand what happened last time, so the teacher told me about my dealing with Zhu Zigang while walking.

After Master Xuanhe heard it, he said to the master: "Old Master Shui, you are wrong, the little fat man is also our apprentice, you just admitted this. And I think what the lunatic said is right, what kind of villain uses what kind of You can do it at ease, little fat man. And I will back you up, I want to see how the board at Shimen Mountain beats my apprentice."

"Hey! Hehe" the master said with a helpless smile: "You two old fellows, I also know that this kid is doing the right thing. But have you ever thought that he is too indulgent? What will those peers say when they find out? After the decent people know about it, how will they evaluate us old fellows? Say that we have no right to teach, or let us commit crimes?"

Upon hearing this, Master Xuanhe smiled and said to Master: "He has been by your side longer than ours. Have you ever seen him recklessly harming others? What kind of upright person? It's nothing more than reading a few scriptures, These people who make people pay high prices to gods and Buddhas. You care what they say, what are those people? They are nothing more than some bastards who are greedy for money and want to say what they like to say."

As soon as I heard this, I hurriedly said to Uncle Xuanhe: "Teacher, Uncle, please don't blame Master. The disciple understands what Master means because the demon in my heart has not gone yet. Therefore, Master is afraid that if I do this, it will cause the demon to devour me." .”

"Hey!" The teacher said with a sigh: "What is a demon? How to get rid of it? The real people of all ages, the immortals, did not go to the world of mortals to practice! They sharpened their demons in the world of mortals and gradually walked towards the road. Now that you You are already in the world of mortals, so you have to give it a go. Now that the inner demons have appeared, there are still a few of us old guys. What about the future? Who do you rely on, can you always rely on us?"

The master nodded, and said with a smile: "Listening to your words is better than reading ten years of books. It seems that I am indeed a little tight, and it is time to let go. But you also pay attention to me, if you do too much Be careful, I will destroy you." Then he turned and left.

Uncle Xuanhe suddenly seemed to understand something, looked at the teacher and said: "Wait, why do I feel that I have been fooled by the old Taoist. Crazy, don't these old Taoists understand?" The teacher rolled his eyes .

Then he took a few steps forward and grabbed Master and said, "Okay, old Taoist Shui, you old bastard did it on purpose. You had planned it out a long time ago, didn't you, just wait for me and Xiaohe to get into your sleeve. Let me tell you , if something happens to the little fat man, don't run away."

The master laughed and said, "Let's go, let's go to the front to have a rest and eat something. Then go straight to the demon's lair!" After speaking, he turned around and laughed, and walked forward.Leaving the teacher behind, he pointed and pointed, but he didn't say a word.

Seeing me suddenly, he grabbed my ear and said, "Give me some strength, and be careful that I will destroy you if I get angry!" After speaking, he walked forward angrily.Uncle Xuanhe made a face at me, and ran forward with a smile...