My years as a fortune teller

Ordinary fortune tellers, no matter how fake they are, will first ask about the horoscope of their birth date, and then use their skilled Liuyao, Sizhu, Qimen, Liuren and other methods for divination.However, there are also some fortune tellers who, after reading other people's hexagrams and numerology, will say that you have something attached to you.

Hearing this, reach out and give him two slaps first.Uncle!With dirty things attached to his body, can he still live like a normal person?For such a low-level noob question, some people are often coaxed to spend money indiscriminately.I often encounter it here, and every time I have to explain that you can communicate with me normally, how could it be possible to have dirty things on your body?

There are also some people who will say that they will cry or something when they enter the temple and see the gods. Isn't this just crying in fright when they are possessed?Hearing such remarks, I often want to drag him to the toilet, wash his hair and sober up.Many people have weak horoscopes, and it’s normal to see majestic statues of gods and Buddhas like this, just like when we make friends, some people with strong aura will shock you, and some people have sharp eyesight, making you think they can see through Your heart is the same.

But it was such a simple question, it was said to be possessed by dirty things.I just can't figure it out, what kind of dirty thing is so blind, follow you when you have your period, follow you when you are married, follow you to temples and Taoist temples if you have nothing to do, this is not a convulsion, what is it?

While I was thinking about these questions, Master Cui asked Gao Shengwen for the horoscope.Then I leaned over to see how he arranges the disks. Actually, this is very simple. Now you can arrange them on the computer.

Soon Master Cui arranged the horoscope, I looked at it backwards, and the light was not good, so I couldn't see it very clearly.But I always feel that there is a problem with this horoscope, but I haven't found out where the problem is.

Although I didn't find out where the problem is, I can still see that this horoscope has no descendants, and it is typically used to deceive people. It depends on whether you can see it.But our master, after looking at it for a long time, actually asked: "Your marriage is not very good. Look here, you have two fates. It seems that you are going to divorce twice. The reason is very simple, you have an affair, and It was caused by bankruptcy. You can only get a daughter when you are about 40 years old. And you look at the horoscope, which is very negative, and you are typically possessed by dirty things."

I really can't help it, what is this mess?I actually looked at other people's horoscopes, saying that it is very cloudy here means that there are dirty things.I really admire this person's talent, and he even makes gestures so that you can't see any flaws.

I closed my eyes and thought for a while, then said to him: "Master, are these things inherited from your ancestors or learned from others? My friends and I have been to several places, why are they not the same?"

"Haha!" He laughed for a while, and then said: "This is learned by an authentic Taoist master. I was in poor health in the early years..." He began to learn his resume and recite his experience.Listening to it is like reading a fantasy novel.

I couldn't listen any more, so I stretched my waist and looked at him and said, "Your story is finished, if you really have a Taoist master, I would be ashamed of him for teaching an apprentice like you." He straightened his body and looked at him.

Master Cui was obviously taken aback by my words. Before he could open his mouth, I walked over and pointed to the paper and said, "Do you know what year stems represent? What do month stems, day stems, and hour stems represent? You Look at your fleeting time again, how much have you miscalculated? The age starts from the age of 1, but the big luck is different."

The master seemed to understand something, stood up abruptly, and said to me: "So you didn't come here to ask about your future, but to make trouble here. You don't even open your eyes, I'm here for you guys." Can you mess around?" He said and winked at the fat woman.

I knew what I was going to do when I saw it, so I jumped to the door in advance.He pulled out the silver slave and said with a smile: "What's the matter? You don't even look at who I am if you want to go out to find someone?" He said holding the silver slave and shaking it in front of him.

The woman crossed her hands in fright and said, "What do you want? You want money and I will give you money, but please don't touch me." This sentence almost made me spit out.Gao Shengwen actually stood there, looking at me and laughing.

I gave the woman a hard look, and said, "Don't disgust me, go, stand together." As I spoke, I pointed at Master Cui with the silver slave.The woman walked over there obediently, looking back at me from time to time as she walked, and pulling her clothes along the way.

I didn't have time to say anything else, so I drew a fire character with a silver slave, and silently chanted a mantra and stepped on the sky, only to see a small ball of fire flying around them.This is the first time I used spells as a game, but this is also the last time, because the master set strict rules back then, and these things cannot be displayed casually.

After scaring them with the fire spell, I said with a smile: "Tell you, this is the authentic Taoist stuff. If you will answer me dishonestly later, I want you all to taste the power of the fire spell!"

Master Cui nodded in fright, while the woman was trembling with fright.Suddenly, Gao Shengwen shouted: "Where is the smell of urine coming from?" He had just finished shouting, and then he continued: "I peed my pants with this bitch!"

I shook my head helplessly when I heard this, called Master Cui over, and then put my arm around his shoulder and asked, "I heard that you are very good. The richest man here, Guo Fumin, is your client. Even some powerful people It's also your client. But how I see it, you are just a lip service. "

Master Cui nodded quickly when he heard this and said: "You are an expert, you can see through me at a glance. I learned a few things from the old master in Murakami, but they are not very good. I can only eat for a living, nothing else! "

I waved the silver slave in front of him, and then said: "If you have this ability, you can deceive others, but I think it will be difficult to deceive Guo Fumin. I can come to you by mentioning his name. You better tell me the truth obediently."

"You and him are enemies?" He asked in a low voice.I immediately said: "Speaking of serious things, it has nothing to do with you whether we are enemies with him or not. But I can come here and know more things than you think."

He looked at the silver slave and swallowed his saliva, and said to me: "Fumin and I have known each other for a long time. We are both inmates. He came out first, and I came out later. Once he went to a village to steal things. At that time, he saw me there to show Fengshui to others, so he asked me to pretend to be like this, and he would help me find out if someone would come to tell the fortune. In this way, the two of us have been cooperating, and the money has been shared equally. One day he When I heard that the old lady of the Huang family believed in Feng Shui, I asked me to pretend to find that there were dirty things in their house. Because I got some information in advance, the two women of the Huang family believed in it very much. I was led to Fu Min, and they said they were the nobles of Huang's mother and daughter. Since then, all the nobles who came to my place had to make an appointment. After I finished, I went to tell Fu Min, and he helped me investigate. After I figured it out, this person must be my friend. That’s how I introduced it to Fumin.”

Although it is very general, I can hear that these two people are wearing double reeds.So I went on to ask: "Then, did you guys have a quarrel recently? I don't think he came to see you, but went to another fortune teller?"

He nodded and said to me: "Think about it, he is so rich, and he still wants to share the money from me. We broke up because of this matter. I heard that one of his brother-in-law is also a fortune teller in Xi'an. It is estimated that he went to find his brother-in-law, and I don’t know anything else.”

I gestured to Gao Shengwen with a smile, and saw him turn on the recording function of the phone, and Master Cui’s voice came out immediately, I patted him and said with a smile: “I’ll keep this recording for now, if I need you in a few days Help, I have to come to you, if you hide from me or find someone else to deal with this matter, I will immediately hand over this recording to Guo Fumin, and you will understand the result yourself." After saying hello to Gao Shengwen, the two of us walked out proudly...