My years as a fortune teller

I said that Guo Fumin didn't look for the ready-made masters, but chose to get me here from Xi'an through connections. It turned out that it was really not easy.These two people were actually inmates, and they sang an oboe together, which actually attracted a group of highly educated, wealthy and powerful people to become famous.

In fact, there are a lot of people like this now. On some websites, there is one saying that fortune-telling is free, and immediately someone comes out and tells how powerful it is.Such cases abound, and people who are deceived often swallow their teeth and blood.

Both Gao Shengwen and I went out, and I took two steps back and looked at the room and said, "Hey, master, don't run around, wait for me to come to you, maybe you will make a lot of money. If you mess around If you run, hey!"

The master looked at me who turned back suddenly, swallowed a mouthful of saliva and shook his head.I smiled and pulled Gao Shengwen to go downstairs, but just as I got downstairs, I saw Guo Fumin walking towards this side with two people.

Immediately, Gao Shengwen and I hid aside pretending to be shopping.We are all easy-going, so I am not afraid that he will recognize it, but I am afraid that he will see someone staring at him and cause unnecessary trouble.

After he went upstairs, I said to Gao Shengwen: "Looks like I'm looking for that master, what can I do if I come to him now? Let's go up and see, what the hell is he doing again?" Pull Gao Shengwen upstairs.

Gao Shengwen didn't leave, he pulled me violently and said, "Don't go up, it's easy to be exposed when two people go up. If I go up alone, maybe I can learn more about things." He was right, I nodded .

Gao Shengwen turned around and went upstairs, but came down again in less than a minute.Was it discovered, or did Guo Fumin not go to that house?Just when I was wondering, Gao Shengwen came over and pulled me outside.

I was about to ask him what was wrong, when he stuffed something into my ear.When I was about to take it off, I heard the voices of two men in my ears. I immediately understood that Gao Shengwen stuffed my earphones into my ears, but what did he put in the house?

It was too late to ask so many things, but I heard that the two were arguing fiercely.After listening to it for a long time, I realized that Guo Fumin asked this person to see Fengshui, but the master actually opened his mouth and asked for money. The two argued about this matter. In the end, Guo Fumin compromised and gave him a sum of money to do the rest. Give it later.

Hearing this, I immediately understood what was going on, so I took off the earphones and handed them to Gao Shengwen, saying, "How did you do this? You actually stuffed the phone in." He looked at him in surprise as he spoke.

Gao Shengwen said proudly: "Do you think I'm that stupid? There are many ways to see how you use it. Besides, if my mobile phone is on it, how can you hear this? I called the fat woman out and dialed her phone."

I smiled and gave a thumbs up, and then I saw Guo Fumin walking past us angrily.I looked back at Gao Shengwen and said in a low voice: "Who is he looking for this person to show Feng Shui?" Because the earphones were put on late, I didn't hear the previous content.

Gao Shengwen said to me: "I heard this. It seems that he was looking for his parents. He also said that he didn't show filial piety in the past, and now he regrets something." Find a good feng shui master, and come to this liar when it's your own parents' turn?

Thinking of this, I was going to go upstairs to ask questions, but I thought that this matter is not urgent, so I took Gao Shengwen to eat some food on the street, and went back to the hotel together, but the teacher hadn't come back yet.

I used this time to catch up on my sleep, and before I lay down, I heard the teacher walk into the room.I hurriedly got up and asked the teacher: "Teacher, I chose a good place, right? If his surname is Guo is a good person, this place is really suitable."

The teacher nodded and said to me: "The terrain looks like a golden toad giving birth to gold. It is indeed a very good place. It depends on whether the surname Guo has this good luck, otherwise it would be a waste of effort to sleep in it."

I nodded, and immediately told the fortune teller what happened.The teacher shook his head, but when he heard that Guo Fumin wanted to show his biological parents Feng Shui, he found a [-] Feng Shui master and stomped his feet angrily.

Then he said to me: "It's still not enough for his baby's blessings, otherwise if he buried his biological father here, he couldn't help himself if he didn't publish it. What a pity, what a pity!" The teacher paused for a while, and suddenly He turned to me and said, "I have a solution!"

I looked at the teacher coldly, and said to him: "Does the teacher want to play a game of swapping the cemetery of his mother-in-law and father? Let the mother-in-law sleep on a bad cemetery, and let his father sleep in this auspicious cave." superior."

The teacher slapped me hard on the head, and then said: "You are a pig, do you think I am like you? You come up with such a stupid idea, do you think these people are stupid? Listen to me, brat , when we were looking at the Guo family’s ancestral grave, I saw a sinister hole. Of course, this fierce hole is not the kind we usually think of. If buried in it, the corpse will change, but it will make the deceased’s temper stronger. Do you understand what I mean?"

I thought about it, and said with a smile: "Does the teacher mean the raised field next to the thorn rose? If I remember correctly, the two sides of the field are raised but the middle is concave, like a hump."

The teacher nodded and said to me: "I still remember that in "Guiyuan House Collection", the terrain is flat and raised with two peaks, which are like a tiger's back and a cat's waist. Every depression is a place where resentment gathers and evil spirits gather. Land. Why don’t we use this land to make some small fuss about cleaning up the Guo family?”

I scratched my head and said to the teacher: "The method is good, but I am afraid that Guo Fumin's father will be too resentful, then we will have a catastrophe." I said and looked at the teacher.In fact, this method is very good, but we must consider the latter.

The teacher patted my head again, and said to me: "Why are you so stupid, you won't let the two old people be buried at the same time? Besides, can you put the two coffins in a T-shaped shape! Let the air out , You think the two old men already have grievances, and using the method of resentment to resolve grievances can not only dissolve some grievances, but also save some to deal with that kid."

In fact, choosing a good cemetery is only the first step; the second step is to choose the time of burial and the method of placing the coffin.Some coffins need to be placed flat because of the requirements of the tomb, but some need to be placed upright, and even some coffins that are not allowed to be placed must be wrapped in white cloth; The most important thing, so even if you find the dragon's lair, you may not necessarily develop.

Therefore, the teacher's method is particularly ingenious. The two coffins are placed one horizontally and the other vertically, which looks like a T and a cross. And the hostility turns into some tempers, and the tempers turn into grievances after death. The teacher still has a temper when he does this, but the grievances are gone.It's as if a person was going to get something, but for some reason he didn't get it, it's still necessary to get angry, but it's not necessary to hurt others.

Thinking of this, I nodded and said to the teacher: "If this is the case, then there is no need to do anything on my side. It seems that people still have some blessings, and this auspicious point can only belong to them."

The teacher looked at me and said, "Have you told them the time of burial? How deep and wide is the hole to be dug, and how to bury it?" There are rigid rules, different caves have different depths and widths, and burial methods are also different.

I shook my head, and the teacher patted my thigh and said, "That's right, so it's like a person who has no fortune in fortune telling. You can't get gold even if you give him a mountain of gold. If you don't understand such a shallow truth, I will lose the old man. Now think about it, how can I tell the guy surnamed Guo better about this?" This question is not difficult at all, first the fortune teller is required to pass the message, but whether Guo Fumin will listen, I don't know about this...