My years as a fortune teller

It was originally a farewell party for the deceased relatives, but unexpectedly it became a way for some people to make money.It was such a funeral that made me see the ugliness and filth of human nature.

The deceased had been buried in the ground for less than a day, and he was yelling here just for some gift money. As for that?Don't look at Guo Fumin's mother showing no sadness at all, but I know her heart will be completely broken.

I slowly squatted beside the old man, and asked softly: "Auntie, what do you plan to do with the gift money here? Can you tell me? Otherwise, for a little gift money, you will be yelling here and complaining about my death." Uncle doesn’t respect you too much, does he?”

The old man slowly raised his head and looked at me, then smiled and said, "Give it to him if he wants it. Anyway, it was given to him by someone else. He is a son and he can use it as he wants. I have my own money here. Seven is that he will make it himself regardless of me."

The old man said this very helplessly, but it was also very practical.I know that the old man has no money now, but he has seen through his son and knows that if the money is not in his hands, he will not give up.

So I stood up, forced a smile and said to Cui Erye: "The old man said so, give the money to the rich people! We are all bystanders, let's listen to their mother and child!" What Cui Erye just wanted to say Seeing that I was shaking my head, I had to give the money to Guo Fumin.

Sister Bai's husband stomped his feet angrily, squatted on the ground and remained silent.Guo Fumin walked up to the old man with some money and said, "Mom, I still have some things to do over there. I'll pick you up tomorrow and enjoy a few days in the city." He left without looking back.

The old man acted as if nothing had happened, and continued to pick the dirt from the corn with his head down.But I clearly saw that the old man's hands were trembling slightly; tears were rolling in his eyes, but he resisted not falling.

I shook my head and said to Erye Cui: "Let's live here today, how about going back tomorrow?" Erye Cui nodded, and called his wife to help the old man back.

Sister Bai's husband came over and said to us: "Why do you trust that white-eyed wolf so much? He will definitely not come back after taking the money away. In his eyes, there is only money and nothing else. It's over now." , the old lady doesn’t have any money around her, how will she live in the future!”

I handed him a cigarette and said to him: "Brother, think about it, if this money is put here, you and Cui Erye will be holding shit on you. That's not money, it's provoking trouble." The source of the problem is that the two of you didn’t take the money. Can you explain clearly to Guo Fumin? It’s okay to say that the old man is here. If the old man is not here, the money will definitely be counted on your heads. I think you should be able to say this Figure it out."

Cui Erye pondered for a while, and said to us: "Huzi is right. If you don't give him the money, you and I will definitely make trouble. Hey, forget it, it's just a small amount of money. I have some deposits that I don't want to use first. .”

Sister Bai's husband also nodded helplessly, while I smiled and said, "No, the money will definitely be used where it should be spent. You two don't have to worry, it's just that he will help keep it for a few days first." Sister Bai My husband naturally didn't understand very well, but Cui Erye understood what I said.

After we packed up, we made some dinner here.It must have brought a bowl to the deceased first, and placed it in front of his posthumous photo.The old man had just eaten two mouthfuls of noodles, and suddenly looked back at the photo and shouted, "Old man, are you here?" As soon as the words fell, tears were streaming down.

All the people looked at the old man in amazement, because the old man did not shed a single tear after three days of the funeral.I didn't comfort the old man, I just came to the small courtyard with a bowl and found a place to squat down to eat.

At this time Gao Shengwen and Cui Erye also came out, Gao Shengwen looked at me and said: "Huzi, why do I feel that you are a little weird today, do you already know something?" He stared at me while talking.

I smiled, and said to Gao Shengwen: "You ask me if I know something? I really can't answer this question, but I can tell you something happily. Guo Fumin's good days are coming!"

"What do you mean?" Cui Erye hurriedly asked: "Huzi, what do you mean? Can you explain it clearly? The more I listen, the more confused I become. What do you mean his good life is coming."

I smiled and told the story of the grave in the afternoon, and then said to Cui Erye: "After a person dies, especially the first seven days, he always thinks that he is still alive in this world, so he often goes to the place where he once lived. It’s not until the seventh day that I realize that I’m dead, and I will regard the shady mansion as my own home. Therefore, on the first seven days, the deceased will usually go home, and at the same time, to see who owes him debts, They will ask for debts in their dreams; if anyone has offended him, they will also go to this person in their dreams to settle accounts. So the reason for the overdose is to let the deceased know that they are not alive. You see, after the funeral is over, why do you want to pay for it? Relatives and friends accompany, because they are afraid that the deceased will frighten relatives when they come.”

Cui Erye nodded, and said to me: "What do you mean, Huzi, that the deceased will be in this house? Is that harmful to us, or I will let the child go to the next door first."

Cui Erye's worry is also justified. Although they are relatives, they will become strangers if they don't move around for a long time.As I was thinking about it, I saw Second Master Cui's son running out and said to Second Master Cui, "Dad, a grandpa over there told me to go over there just now, and Mom and I stayed with grandma."

How could there be one more person in such a big room?But I knew that what he saw must be the dead, so I said to Cui Erye: "This child is still a boy!" Because only a boy has a clean body and bright eyes.

Cui Erye slapped me and said, "How do you talk? It's no wonder he's not a boy. Do you think it's him that my son saw? I don't have any trouble with him. Why do you call my son?" There was a look of horror on the second master's face.

I can understand the expression of Cui Erye, after all, he is guarding a single seedling at such an old age.I smiled and said to him: "You forgot, I said just now that he will think he is alive in the first seven days, so it is normal to come and call your child."

Second Master Cui nodded, and Gao Shengwen continued to ask: "Huzi, do you mean that he will go to find his son Guo Fumin in the next few days? Then Guo Fumin will refund the money when he is shocked. come back?"

I nodded and said to them: "Theoretically, it's like this. Now it depends on Guo Fumin's mental capacity. The power of that yin house will be revealed in the afternoon. Now it depends on when we can come out to deal with Guo Fumin." gone."

Both Gao Shengwen and Cui Erye nodded. I took a sip of hot soup and looked into the room. Although the light in the room was very dark, I vaguely saw a figure walking around in the room. It must be the dead, but I believe the dead must have returned.

We may also meet the deceased tonight, so I said to Gao Shengwen and Cui Erye: "Tonight, he will be very happy to see so many people in the room, and he may come to greet us. So Don’t make a fuss if you have any strange feelings. Just act as if nothing happened and you don’t know anything.”

Hearing this, Gao Shengwen said to me: "Huzi, do you dare to say something so scary? What do you mean you are very happy? What do you mean you will come to greet us? What does this have to do with us? If you say that, I would rather gone."

I pulled Gao Shengwen and said: "Someone is coming to your house, why don't you greet me? I said it's nothing serious, so is it interesting for you to run away? I will live here tonight, and tomorrow you will know what the good show is." It's started." As he spoke, he moved a bit and put down the bowls and chopsticks.Tonight is just the opening of the curtain, the good show has not yet been staged!I have to add to the fire anyway, or I will feel that it is not my nature...