My years as a fortune teller

In the evening, Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen and I rested in the house registered the day before.Cui Erye's wife took their children and accompanied Guo Fumin's mother to rest in the main room.The light in their room was always on, and it was not turned off until very late.But in our house, the snoring has already been like thunder.

No, there is another person who did not sleep, and this person is either someone else or me.The show is about to kick off, do you think I can fall asleep?Besides, there are still some preparatory work that I haven't done, so I have to finish these work no matter what!

I got up three or four times, and finally waited until all the lights over there went out.Originally wanted to wake up Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen, but these two guys fell asleep like dead pigs.The two of them are really tired these two days, so I'll do it myself!

There were no trees in this yard, so I quietly went to the door of the main house and took out five paper figurines from my bag.These five paper figurines were dressed in the clothes of ancient yamen servants, each of them had a green face and fangs, and they either held iron chains or water and fire sticks in their hands.

This is the secret method that the teacher secretly told me last time, and the five errands were also secretly left to me by the teacher.It is for me to deal with Guo Fumin, and I can only use it after seeing what he has done.

I arranged the five shades according to the four directions of east, west, north, south, and middle, and then lit three fragrances in front.Pass the little finger of the left hand through the back of the ring finger of the right hand, hook it with the middle finger of the right hand, then pinch the middle joint of the middle finger with the big finger of the left hand, straighten the index finger, and then lift it from the chest to the top of the front, and softly read: "Elf, Elf, unknown name , give you the five ghosts, come to my altar court, those who obey me will be lucky, those who oppose me will be evil, assist me in the way, make me come true, order you to move, and do it immediately, those who disobey my order will cut the dust inch by inch. Yi Tianzun is in a hurry like a law, get up!"

As my "rising" sound landed, the five ghosts circled around in place.I immediately took out a piece of yellow label paper and read according to it: "Respectfully tell the Three Qings and Four Royals, the Jade Emperor, Taiyi Tianzun, and the ancestors of all dynasties! Today there are Guo Fumin, an unfilial son and grandson of Guo Zhai, who bullies his mother and father and refuses to be educated. Send five people to take their father's wronged soul to pay for their evil debts, and make way for all the heavens and heavens, don't be in a hurry like a law!" Then he took a mouthful of water, burned the paper with a lighter, and put the water in his mouth Spray to five shades.

After all this was done, I sat cross-legged on the ground and silently recited a prayer.As I said the prayer, I heard a gust of wind.There was a knock, and the courtyard door opened so easily.Moreover, no one in the room woke up, but snoring came from both rooms.

Suddenly the incense head flashed, and there was a blowing movement in my neck.I knew it must be one of the five evils, so I didn't move my body. I pinched the ring finger with the thumb of my right hand and the other three fingers stood up. I put my left hand under my right hand, and silently recited the meditation mantra.

Then slowly said: "Old Layman Guo, are you back? Everything is fine at home, please don't worry about it!" After I finished speaking, I felt that the yard was quiet, except for the occasional sound of wind, there was no sound at all.

strangeness?Did the teacher teach me the wrong way, or did I use the wrong way myself?When I was wondering, I heard a deep voice say: "I'm back! Who are you? Why are you in my house?"

Hearing this voice, I immediately let go of my heart, so I slowly said: "Old Layman Guo traveled westward on a crane three days ago, and today is the first day of your burial. I specially ordered Wuyin to invite you to come here. The boredom in your heart!"

"Oh!" He responded softly, and said to me: "No wonder I woke up after a night's sleep and found that my surroundings had changed. It turned out that I was dead! But how could you know that I am coming, and also know that I am in my heart? Still bored?"

I checked the time and couldn't say more.So he said: "You will understand these things in the future. Go and see your wife! After you are done, go and settle your worries, and then go to Dongyue easily!" As he said, he set a stack of paper money on fire.

Immediately, voices of scrambling for paper money came from my ears, and I shouted slightly angrily: "These paper money are used to buy roads, not for you to squander. If you dare to use these paper money indiscriminately, be careful and wait for ghosts!" I can't even do it. Hurry up and get down to business! If you delay the time, see how I punish you!"

As soon as my voice fell, I heard the door of the main room "creak" open.Then a breeze blew into the room, and I let out a long breath.Immediately, he took out a thick incense stick and inserted it into the gap between the bricks.

Time passed by like this, and I had no choice but to wait.When the incense burned a third, a gust of wind blew past me, and the door of the main room was quietly closed.The wind left the courtyard, closed the courtyard door and disappeared without a trace.

I know that the five ghosts brought the ghost of Guo Fumin's father to go to Guo Fumin to settle accounts.But this moment is also the most critical time, I must continue to read the scriptures here, otherwise the resentment will increase, and I will harm others.

I don't know what he said to his wife when he went in. I can only inquire about it tomorrow.What I want to do now is to maintain the small altar and see how the ghost of the old man will settle accounts with Guo Fumin.

The night in late autumn was very cold, but the humidity was heavy, and it didn't take long for my coat to get wet.But I have no choice, I have to wait for the errand to come back and my mission will be over.Until then I must be patient, otherwise all will fail.

I don't know how long it took, but I saw that the incense was about to burn out.I checked the time, it was almost [-]:[-], and the white rooster in the east was about to announce the dawn.But why haven't you come back yet?Could it be that something happened?

Just as I was thinking about it, I saw five shady paper figurines suddenly set themselves on fire.Seeing this scene, I immediately breathed a sigh of relief.It seems that the matter is over, and the paper figurines of the errands are burning, which means that they are all back.

I let out a long breath of relief, then slowly stood up and stretched my legs while supporting the wall.As a fat person like me, I did cross-legged for most of the night.It's good if it doesn't break my legs, and now both legs are so numb that I can't walk.

After I moved around for a long time, I slowly moved into the house step by step.After taking off his coat and lying on the kang, Gao Shengwen said vaguely: "You have been waking up all night, do you have some kidney deficiency?" After speaking, he closed his eyes and cried out.

I didn't bother to ask if I was talking about me, I just wanted to squint for a while before talking.As soon as he closed his eyes, he fell asleep immediately.I don't know how long I slept, but I heard a burst of crying, and then shouting.

I rubbed my astringent eyes, got off the kang and walked outside the yard.I saw that Cui Erye was busy dialing the number and asking Gao Shengwen to start the car to go to the hospital.I was taken aback. Could it be that Guo Fumin's mother is dying?

Thinking of this, I hurried over, pulled Second Master Cui and said, "Second Master, what's wrong with you? Why are you so flustered so early in the morning? Did something happen to the old lady?" Then he walked towards the main room.

But after taking two steps, I stopped, and Guo Fumin's mother happened to be standing there.I was puzzled for a while, and then I heard Cui Erye's wife crying and saying: "My baby suddenly developed a fever for some reason, and kept talking nonsense."

"Oh!" I replied, "When did this happen? Is it just a fever? Why are you so flustered?" I just said this when I suddenly saw the pile of paper ashes.It was the place where I sat burning incense last night, and then the paper figurine was burnt to ashes.It was obviously trampled or poured over there!

At this time, Cui Erye's wife cried and said, "It's fine when I woke up in the morning. My baby also said that I dreamed of my grandpa last night. But I just urinated here, and I started talking nonsense and had a fever when I got back to the house!"

I rubbed my temples, and said helplessly: "Okay, okay, it's nothing serious. I just bumped into something that shouldn't be bumped into. I'll draw a talisman and drink it later, and I'll be fine. How old is your baby? Peeing in the yard. This time it’s a warning, so be careful in the future.”

Second Master Cui understood it as soon as he heard it. He came over and pulled me and said, "Huzi, did you do something wrong last night?" go...