My years as a fortune teller

Since I came back alive and didn't tell anyone, they all thought I was dead there.So when I recklessly made up and appeared, everyone was surprised by my appearance, thinking it was my ghost, appearing in front of everyone.

So from violent beating to hugging and crying, it is like the end of a comedy movie.But there is one thing to be thankful for. These people are very courageous, and they were not scared to death by me. Even He Simin, who was pregnant, just fainted from fright.

Then we went to a nearby barbecue stall, enjoying the delicious barbecue and drinking beer to our heart's content.Except for He Simin who didn't drink, the rest of the people were very drunk.I don't know how I got back, but when I woke up, the sun was already high.

I rubbed my swollen eyes and looked around.There was another person lying on the bed, and I leaned over to see that it was Cui Erye, and this old man was also squeezed into the same bed with me at night.

When I shook my head and was about to get out of bed, I suddenly felt something shaking under the bed.I hurriedly looked under the bed, and it turned out to be Fatty Liu, with half of his body under the bed and half of his body exposed.

I feel dizzy, why did this kid come here to sleep?I sighed helplessly, avoided this kid and got out of bed.I didn't even take off my shoes last night. It seems we both drank a lot.

After getting out of bed, I glanced into the study room, but there was no one there.I looked at the living room again, here is where the patriarch can be.In the end, there was no one there. It seemed that Gao Shengwen could go back without being drunk.

Thinking of this, I opened the door of the toilet, "Damn! What is this smell?" A pungent putrid smell came over.I covered my nose with my hand and saw that Gao Shengwen was lying on the toilet with a wine bottle in one hand.

The rotten smell came from the toilet, and I knew it must be the kid who vomited without looking.It's not bad, it's not all in my room.I hugged Gao Shengwen's upper body, dragged him out of the toilet and put him on the bed.

This kid is good enough, he didn't even wake up after such a big commotion.Then I flushed the toilet and changed my clothes quickly.When I came out, I saw that these people were still asleep, and I didn't wake them up.After offering incense to the patriarch, I left a note and left the house with my bag on my back.

On the way, after I ate something casually, I stopped a taxi and drove towards Qinling.In my bag is the three-yuan-nine astrolabe, and a few fairy grasses brought from there. These are all to be handed over to the master. I also need to tell the master and my uncle about what I found there.

After arriving at the foot of the mountain, I took a deep breath of the mountain breeze.Walking slowly up the hill, he soon came under the tree again.I remember that when I came here last time, I met Su Huier at this location.Now it is estimated that this girl should go back with her grandparents.

Thinking of this, I shook my head with a smile and continued on my way.I broke some willow branches from a willow tree by the roadside, and weaved a little hat to play on my head.Just when he reached the corner, he suddenly saw a figure running over in a hurry.

Is someone going to sneak down the mountain? Thinking of this, I hid quietly.When someone ran closer and took a look, it turned out to be the girl Su Huier.Why didn't she go back with her grandparents, staying here will turn the world upside down!

As I was thinking about it, I saw Su Huier running to a corner, with her back turned to me as if she was burning something.Thinking of this, I walked over quietly and stood behind the little girl, only to see that she lit a stack of yellow paper and put it there to burn.

I patted her on the shoulder lightly, and Su Hui'er suddenly looked back at me.Immediately made a surprised expression, and then yelled, and I didn't know why, so I yelled.

The girl suddenly stopped shouting, stood up, turned around and ran away, it was like seeing a pervert.But fortunately, I'm not a pervert, young master, otherwise she could run past me in this barren mountain?Seeing her galloping figure, I walked over slowly with a smile.

When I went up to the place where the masters practiced, everyone who saw me looked at me in surprise.These cursed people are almost better.But it can be seen that they have not completely recovered.

At this time, the master came out from the hut, followed by the teacher, Master Xuanhe, and Daoist Zhengqing and his wife, but Su Huier was not seen, and they might have hid again.Don't worry about her at this meeting, go to salute the masters first.

Thinking of this, I hurried forward and shouted: "Masters, my disciples are polite!" I was about to kneel and kowtow.Unexpectedly, the master came down early, and helped me up to look carefully.

The teacher came over to take off the branch hat on my head, and said to the teachers: "Look, what I said. I know this kid is lucky and lucky, and you still don't believe it. Have you seen it? It's only been a few days He came back alive and kicking."

Master patted my shoulder and said, "Good boy, you have worked hard!" When he said this, I could clearly see the tears in Master's eyes.This scene is really rare, because I know that Master has cultivated to this level, and he no longer has desires and emotions.So seeing Master's expression like this today, a warm sun rose in my heart.

At this moment, a voice said: "Not only did people come back alive, but they also brought us Taoist treasures. This trip is a fruitful return, and I think it is worth celebrating." As soon as I heard it, I knew that it was my uncle who was speaking.

I hurriedly turned around and saw outside the thatched hut on the big tree next to me, my uncle was standing there looking at me kindly.I hurriedly knelt down to salute my uncle.I heard him say: "Kong Wu pulled the child up and said!"

Master responded and pulled me up, and together we went up to the big tree's thatched hut.In the thatched hut, after my uncle and masters were seated, I knelt down to salute everyone, and then stood behind the master.

Master patted my leg and said with a smile: "This is my own person, you should sit down too! I won't carry you on my back if I get tired from standing on my legs later." I smiled and sat down Master's side.

Then a cursed man came up and poured us each a cup of tea.Su Hui'er also sneaked in and sat next to her mother.I made a face at her, the little girl blushed and lowered her head.

Master Uncle looked at me and said, "Child, they didn't explain things clearly when they came back. You should explain it to me carefully, and I will see what kind of curse the people over there have received. Start listening to the little girl, always I feel that it has something to do with a secret method of our sect, but it is a pity that this secret method has been lost, and I have only heard about it from my ancestors."

As soon as I heard it, I said to Master Uncle Zuzu: "Master Uncle is still a very knowledgeable old man. This curse is indeed related to our master. Do you still remember what I told me last time, a master who went to find the three yuan and nine star disks?" Ancestor? Not only did he find the three-yuan-nine astrolabe, but he also has an inheritance over there, and the curse there was laid by his descendants."

My uncle and master were surprised when I heard it, so I told the story from the beginning to the end; especially the series of things that happened to me after I fell off the trap.After finishing speaking, he took out the three-yuan nine-star plate and the few grasses he brought with him.

The teacher looked at me and said, "Little fat man, so the old Niqiu is also a member of their clan? He is also a descendant of the Queen Mother of the West, the reincarnated Dragon King? This old thing has suddenly become distinguished!"

I nodded, and it seemed that the teacher said: "Now that Lord Gou is over there, he is probably the one who will shake the mountains. Next time you see him, you'd better behave yourself, otherwise you will be tied up and fed by the people there." Giant wolf."

The teacher glared at me, and then my uncle said: "These fairy grasses are really rare in a hundred years. I am surprised how they can be found in the mountains over there. Generally speaking, this kind of grass is only Living in the South."

I suddenly remembered the matter of the physical body, so I immediately told my uncle and master about it.Unexpectedly, they were even more surprised when they heard about it than when they saw the three-yuan-nine astrolabe.Yes, it must be very surprising to a traditional Taoist priest like Master Uncle to suddenly hear the appearance of body worship...