Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 100 Look at your ignorant attitude!
Those were all rotting corpses, but they had no limbs. Their hair was disheveled, and they crawled on the ground like worms, their bodies covered in wet, sticky mucus.

When these creatures climb onto the wall, the foul-smelling slime helps them hang on the wall and continue their journey.

Jiang Nanxi's eyes turned cold when she saw these things. "If you want to play, play together. What's the meaning of you two running off alone?"

She used her spiritual fire to burn off the hair wrapped around her and Liu Qingyan's legs, and the spiritual fire also drove away the monsters.

The next second, Jiang Nanxi jumped up and kicked the closed stone door.

boom--!
Her spiritual power surged wildly into her legs, instantly shattering the stone door.

The space inside the stone gate is very large, a vast rectangular space, with an altar in the very center.

The old man and the young man had just lit the oil lamp on the wall when they heard a loud bang.

They turned their heads and glanced at it.

The old man stared blankly. "Holy crap, how did she manage to kick the stone door apart? It's made of six-fold earth, even bombs couldn't destroy it!"

The youth were even more devastated.

"I spent half a year researching how to unlock this stone door before we could even come into this tomb to find the treasure! And she just kicked it to pieces?!"

Jiang Nanxi ran towards them, and the things that crawled out of the pottery jars followed.

The two men glanced behind Jiang Nanxi and discovered that everything in the pottery jar had come out, and long, dark, strip-shaped things were hanging on the ground and walls, looking at first glance like large leeches stuck to the ground and walls!
The young man's face turned pale instantly. "Master, she kicked the stone door down! It can't stop the human pig puppet anymore! Those things are chasing after us!"

"Quick, get to the altar! We absolutely cannot let any of the human pig's fur touch us, or we're dead!"

The old man said with a grim expression.

They originally planned to use Jiang Nanxi to lure the human-pig puppets, because the moment the stone door was opened, these human-pig puppets would attack the living people next to the stone door.

Previously, when more than ten of them came to this tomb, several of them died on the human pig puppets.

If you get entangled in the hair of the human pig puppet, you will still die even if you run into the stone gate!
The old man and the young man quickly ran to the altar and worked together to decipher the star gauge on it, hoping to leave the area as soon as possible.

These two tomb raiders had been here before, so their movements were very practiced.

While deciphering the star instrument, the old man kept an eye on Jiang Nanxi's direction and the wriggling human-pig puppets on the ground and walls.

Fortunately, although the woman kicked open the stone door, they first attracted the attention of the human-pig puppet, and the human-pig puppet's attention was all on them.

The first few human-pig puppets had thick, long black hair that kept growing longer and wrapped around Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan.

Seeing this, the old man said smugly, "Luckily, we found a scapegoat to distract the human pig puppet. Those two are doomed."

The result is the next second.

Jiang Nanxi pulled a broom from her backpack, and with Liu Qingyan on top of it, easily dodged the hair attacks of the human-pig puppet.

Old man: ?
youth:?
No, what is this?

Why can a broom fly?!
The two of them stopped moving at the same time, staring wide-eyed in Jiang Nanxi's direction.

The show's drone followed Jiang Nanxi and captured their blank expressions, providing a laugh for the audience.

[Hahahaha, this is hilarious! Look at how ignorant these two are!]

[Are you stupid? You two actually think you can use Sister Xi as a scapegoat? You two are more suited to die!]

[These two are definitely tomb raiders! How wicked! Using living people to lure monsters away!]

The old man was the first to react, glancing at the writhing human-pig puppet stuck to the wall. "So what if this broom can carry them through the air? The human-pig puppet's fur will keep growing, just like spider silk, and can still be swung up to entangle them."

As soon as the words were spoken, the human-pig puppet closest to Jiang Nanxi leaned against the wall and flicked its hair. A large patch of long black hair rose into the air, like a net, and enveloped Jiang Nanxi.

Jiang Nanxi narrowed her eyes and deftly tossed out the two talismans she had prepared beforehand. A loud boom followed.

The two lightning talismans, contaminated with dense yin energy, exploded instantly. Blinding lightning flashed in the tomb chamber, striking the human-pig puppets.

next second.

The sea of ​​fire swept in, engulfing all the human-pig puppets near Jiang Nanxi.

The sea of ​​fire swept towards the other human-pig puppets, turning them to ashes in the blink of an eye. The human-pig puppets' fur was burned away, and the slime on the ground and walls was burned to ash.

"Ugh——!"

"what--!"

Amidst the sea of ​​fire, the screams of the human-pig puppet echoed continuously before fading away.

The two tomb raiders were dumbfounded again.

This time.

Fear flickered in their eyes.

The old man's voice trembled slightly, "That's...that's a Taoist thunderfire talisman? How can her thunderfire talisman be so powerful! I bought quite a few thunderfire talismans from Taoist priests before, but none of them had any effect on the monsters in this tomb!"

Bang.

Jiang Nanxi jumped down from the air and kicked the old man, sending him flying off the altar.

"Cough cough, pfft...!"

The old man fell off the altar and spat out a mouthful of blood. He looked at Jiang Nanxi in a panic and saw her pull out a long knife from her backpack.

"You old bastard, you dare to scheme against me? I'll kill you, you believe I?"

"Don't, don't!"

The old man quickly said, "It was my fault just now, I forgot to remind you to come in quickly!"

As he spoke, his gaze swept over Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan's legs. "Those things were human pig puppets from the Han Dynasty. They were made by cutting off the limbs of living people and stuffing them into pottery jars, using special methods to create grotesque objects."

Just now, both of your legs were tangled in the hair of the human-pig puppet, right? Once you've been tangled in the hair of the human-pig puppet, even if you burn the hair afterward, you're still doomed!

The fine hairs of the human-pig puppets have already seeped into your subcutaneous bloodstream, and will continue to multiply, clogging your blood vessels. Before long, you will be in unbearable pain, wanting to cut off your limbs to pull out the hairs, and ultimately bleed to death from self-mutilation, becoming new human-pig puppets!

The old man, with blood at the corner of his mouth, grinned at Jiang Nanxi and said, "Little girl, if you want to live, you can't hurt me or my apprentice."

We visited this Han Dynasty tomb once before. At first, we were also poisoned by the hair of the human pig puppet, but we finally found the antidote in the coffin of the Han Dynasty tomb and were able to leave alive.

"Put down your long sword, and we can continue cooperating. I can take you to find the antidote for the human-pig puppet."

Jiang Nanxi thought for a moment and asked, "Since you've already been here once, why come again?"

"Of course, it's because the first time I rushed to escape, I didn't get what I wanted."

What do you want?

The old man coughed lightly, "It's not convenient for me to tell you that."

"inconvenient?"

Jiang Nanxi suddenly swung her long sword, which, accompanied by a strong gust of wind, attacked the old man.

The old man was knocked down by the strong wind, and sat slumped on the ground with his legs apart. The long knife pierced between his legs with a snap.

(End of this chapter)