Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 101 How could someone bully a human pig puppet!
"what!!!"

The old man sat on the ground, staring at the long knife that was inches from his crotch, his legs trembling.

Jiang Nanxi stood on the altar, looking at him leisurely. "Is it convenient to talk now? If it's still inconvenient, you don't need to go to the toilet anymore."

"I said it, I said it!"

The old man broke out in a cold sweat and quickly explained, "We've come to find the Four Divine Beasts Jade Door Knocker from the Han Dynasty. It's said to be a precious magical artifact crafted by a great Xuan Master of the Han Dynasty."

I'm not sure what its specific function is, but this thing is extremely valuable on the black market, and many people in the mystical arts world are looking for it. If you can find it, making over a billion won't be a problem.

They were tomb raiders, not caring what use these artifacts were, nor whether the legendary magical effects existed; they only cared about getting a good price for them.

"So that's it."

Jiang Nanxi raised her hand and sheathed the long sword. "Continue to decipher the Star Instrument. Don't try any more tricks on me!"

"No, no, no."

When the old man saw her ability to retrieve objects from a distance, his pupils involuntarily contracted.

This skill...

He had met many people from the Xuanmen sect. Those who could retrieve magical artifacts from a distance were usually reclusive elders who had cultivated for decades. How could this woman be so strong at such a young age?

Who exactly is she?!

The old man quickly said, "You're skilled and know Taoist magic. It'll be good for you to come with us into the depths of the tomb. I'll definitely help you get the antidote."

"Do not talk nonsense."

Seeing Jiang Nanxi's impatient expression, the old man stopped talking and hurriedly went over to decipher the Star Instrument.

The altar floor is engraved with a star compass with several rotating axes, and at the very center of the altar stands a large bronze sphere resembling a globe.

Click, click.

As the two deciphered the star compass on the ground, the large sphere in the center of the altar began to spin.

This large bronze sphere is over three meters in diameter and about the height of two people. There is nothing nearby that one can climb onto.

The old man said to Jiang Nanxi, "Girl, your broom can fly. Fly up and press the groove at the very top of the big ball. Press this groove, and we can enter the real Han Dynasty tomb."

Just as Jiang Nanxi was about to fly up on her broomstick, Liu Qingyan suddenly grabbed her and shook his head at her.

Liu Qingyan leaned closer to her and whispered, "When that big ball was spinning just now, I heard a sound inside. There must be something inside. This old man is cunning and ruthless. We can't just do whatever he says. Let them press it themselves."

Seeing the two of them huddled together whispering without making a sound, the old man said, "Are you worried I'll trick you again? Then forget it, I'll climb up with a rope and set it up myself."

The two of them stood still.

The old man took out a roll of rope and swung it forcefully over the large bronze ball, tying it to a protruding bronze needle at the top of the ball.

Then, the old man grabbed the rope and climbed up the curved pole next to the large bronze ball.

There was a click.

He pressed the groove on top.

The large, slowly rotating bronze sphere in front of them suddenly stopped, and a smooth crack appeared in the middle.

They could see through the gaps that the large copper ball was hollow, but it was pitch black and they couldn't see what was going on.

pat, pat.

Suddenly, a lot of black viscous liquid overflowed from the crack in the copper ball and spread onto the altar.

"This is..." Jiang Nanxi felt that this slime looked familiar, "The slime of a human-pig puppet?"

"Not bad," the old man's voice came again.

As he pulled himself down from above the large sphere by the rope, he suddenly sprang up and kicked the cracked lower half of the sphere hard.

There was a bang.

He kicked the half of the copper ball away, splattering black slime everywhere. Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan quickly retreated to avoid it.

"what are you doing!"

Jiang Nanxi shouted angrily, and then saw the old man loosen the rope and jump down.

This large bronze sphere was made up of two bronze hemispherical covers connected together. The old man kicked away the lower half of the cover, revealing a secret passage on the ground.

When the old man jumped off the rope, he landed right in the dark passageway.

The young man was standing nearby, using a jacket to shield himself from the splattered slime. He clearly knew the secret passage was in this location, which is why he didn't back away.

He jumped into the secret passage as well.

Seeing that the stone slabs above the secret passage were about to close slowly, Jiang Nanxi rushed over and used her long sword to wed the two stone slabs together. Then, she released her spiritual power to envelop the long sword and pried the two stone slabs off.

Below the secret passage was a long, spiraling staircase leading deep underground, where the old man and the young man were running wildly.

The young man behind turned around and couldn't help but shout, "Master, Master, that woman's brute strength is terrifying! She actually pried open the stone slabs in the secret passage!"

"Never mind her! There's a huge human-pig puppet inside the copper ball that will hold them off. Let's hurry down the stairs and get rid of them completely once we're down there!"

Just as the old man finished speaking, he suddenly heard loud bangs from behind, accompanied by the miserable screams of a human-pig puppet.

The young man's shout rang out again, "Master, this woman is crazy! Get out of the way!"

The old man paused, a sudden, intense unease washing over him. He stopped and glanced back.

The first thing he saw was a giant human-pig puppet wriggling on the steps, rushing towards them.

This human-pig puppet is over two meters long, and it's like a giant compared to the previous human-pig puppets.

But that's not the point. After all, they had seen this giant human-pig puppet before and knew that it was much more powerful than the human-pig puppet in the pottery jar.

Now the point is,

Jiang Nanxi stepped on the back of the human-pig puppet, grabbed its long hair, and used it as a skateboard to rush over from above.

"Wuhu~ My skateboard shoes, so stylish, so incredibly stylish! On my way home, I couldn't help but rub, rub, rub on this smooth ground~~~"

Old man: ?
youth:?
The human-pig puppet was originally crawling on the ground, but now, with her hair being pulled, it was forced to raise its ferocious head, making it look even more like a skateboard.

"Ah-wu-"

The human-pig puppet shook its head, trying to shake off Jiang Nanxi, but Jiang Nanxi held on tightly to its hair.

The human-pig puppet tried to extend its hair to entangle Jiang Nanxi, but a burst of spiritual fire ignited on Jiang Nanxi's body, burning all the hair off.

"Awoo, awoo!"

The human-pig puppet was so helpless and in so much pain, writhing and crashing wildly on the ground.

But its hair was being pulled by Jiang Nanxi, which was equivalent to controlling the handlebars of the bicycle, so it could only rush down Jiang Nanxi's route.

Seeing this, the old man finally couldn't hold back anymore and couldn't help but run and shout.

"Are you crazy?! Touching the human-pig puppet's hair will kill you, I told you so! Let it go right now!"

Horse riding.

How could anyone bully a human pig puppet?!
(End of this chapter)