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Chapter 102 The Ancient Greek God Who Controlled the Penis!

【Huh? ??? I never expected this monster could be used like this. Jiang Nanxi, you're really something.】

[But this thing's hair can become parasitic. If her body gets covered in hair, she'll be dead. Jiang Nanxi is really asking for trouble!]

The old man shouted as he ran wildly down the stairs, fearing that the human-pig puppet would catch up with him.

Old man: "You're courting death! You're doomed! You'll be turned into a human pig puppet!"

Jiang Nanxi: "I've encountered this before. Since we're all going to die anyway, why not die happily? How about it, isn't my new skateboard cool?"

This thing is so useful! If I rode it out, I'd definitely be the coolest kid on the block!

Old man: "..."

audience:"……"

Aren't you afraid of scaring people to death?!

[Passerby: Please let me go!]

Bang bang bang!
The large human-pig puppet slid down very quickly, sending the young man flying headfirst, and then continued to wriggle rapidly down the steps, turning into a blur.

The old man ran as fast as he could, but he couldn't outrun the human-pig puppet. The puppet's raised head slammed into his back.

Taking advantage of the opportunity, Jiang Nanxi forcefully tugged at the human-pig puppet's hair. The puppet's expression twisted in anger, and it angrily bit down on the old man's buttocks.

"what!"

The old man's screams could be heard.

"It hurts! Let me go!"

Jiang Nanxi stepped on the human-pig puppet, which was biting the old man, and they rushed towards the bottom of the steps until they crashed into a solid bronze door, at which point the human-pig puppet stopped.

boom--!
The human-pig puppet was knocked unconscious, its enormous body lying motionless on the ground. As for the old man it was biting, he had long been smashed into a pulp.

Liu Qingyan chased after them and ran down the road. She saw that the old man was gone, and there was a pool of human-shaped, bloody flesh on the bronze door.

Liu Qingyan glanced at Jiang Nanxi, who was showing humanitarian care to the human pig puppet, and his lips twitched.

Liu Qingyan pulled the injured young man down and threw him on the ground. "His master is dead, but he's still alive. We can have him lead us to the antidote."

The young man fell to the ground and saw blood continuously flowing down the bronze gate.

He looked up and saw the human-shaped meat pie, which was wearing a familiar set of clothes. The young man was so frightened that he trembled all over.

This woman...

That's incredibly brutal!
She actually rode this terrifying monster and smashed her master into a pile of minced meat! This woman is even more terrifying than the monster!
Jiang Nanxi turned to look at the young man, "Your name is Monkey, right? Then you'll lead us into the tomb. Don't try to be as cunning as your master, or I'll have plenty of ways to deal with you."

"No, I dare not..."

The young man said, his face pale.

Jiang Nanxi pointed to the bronze gate in front of her. "You've been here before, do you know how to open it?"

She could easily break through those other places with a little spiritual power, but this bronze gate was special; she couldn't damage it directly with spiritual power.

"I know."

The young man took off his backpack and took out some old-fashioned tools and a stack of yellow paper talismans.

The young man told them, “Once you enter this door, you will enter a real Han Dynasty tomb. It is very dangerous inside, and many evil spirits are kept guarding the tomb. In a moment, I will open the door and you will enter a large hall with many gold, silver, jewels, bronze and jade artifacts. But you must not touch any of them, or something terrible will happen!”

After finishing his sentence, the young man walked towards the bronze gate, preparing to open it.

at this time.

The human-pig puppet that had fainted on the ground suddenly woke up, raised its head to look at the young man, let out a roar, and bit at him.

"what!"

The young man was so frightened that he fell to the ground.

Jiang Nanxi raised her hand and slapped the human pig puppet hard on the head.

With a snap, the human-pig puppet was sent flying, landing on the top of the steps before tumbling back down.

"Give you face?"

Jiang Nanxi took out a roll of climbing rope from her backpack, tied it around the human-pig puppet's neck, and pointed at it warningly, saying, "If you're going to be a dog, then be a good dog. Don't bite anyone without my orders, or I'll whip you to death!"

"Roar!"

The human-pig puppet roared in resentment, wriggling its body as if trying to charge towards Jiang Nanxi.

Jiang Nanxi threw out a Thunderfire Talisman, which landed on the head of the human-pig puppet. Immediately, a bolt of lightning struck the human-pig puppet's head with a "boom".

Immediately, a sea of ​​fire engulfed the human-pig puppet's thick hair, burning it all away in the blink of an eye.

"Awoo—Awoo—!"

The screams of the human-pig puppet echoed.

Jiang Nanxi raised her hand and waved it out, extinguishing the lightning and fire. "You're more powerful than the other pig puppets. A single lightning and fire talisman didn't kill you instantly."

"Aww!"

The human-pig puppet let out a whimper, no longer daring to cause trouble, and lay motionless on the ground.

[Does it suddenly look a bit like a big dog?]

[Laughing Mouse reminds me of that big tiger who became withdrawn after being beaten by Jiang Nanxi. Jiang Nanxi is like the ancient Greek god who controlled the great genitals!]

The monster from the previous second: I will never be a woman's dog!

The next second: Fine, I'll be a dog then, woof!

Before long, the young man unlocked the mechanism of the bronze door and pasted a bunch of talismans on it.

There was a squeak.

The bronze door slowly opened inwards, and a strange red light emanated from the crack in the door. However, the talismans on the door also lit up, blocking the strange red light.

The bronze door opened completely, and a burst of light revealed a more expansive underground palace.

The underground palace is paved with bluestone slabs, and there are many gold and silver jewels, exquisite bronze artifacts, pottery and jade artifacts scattered on the ground.

But next to these things, there were many skeletons lying on the ground. Some of these skeletons were dressed in ancient clothes, and some were dressed in modern clothes. They were clearly people who had broken into this place in search of treasure.

Are these all tomb raiders?

Jiang Nanxi glanced at the skeletons and asked, "Did they touch these burial objects on the ground and die here?"

"Correct."

The young man glanced at the vast underground palace and said, "Now that we've arrived here, we've officially entered the tomb. But all these things are just illusions. The real treasures in this tomb aren't here, and neither is the coffin."

The term "梓宫" specifically refers to the coffin of the emperor, empress, or high-ranking official.

Jiang Nanxi then asked, "Whose grave is this?"

"The tomb of Wei Ling, the great Xuan Master of the Han Dynasty. He was very famous in the Xuanmen (Taoist school) and was a great figure of the founding patriarch level. Haven't you heard of him?"

"No."

The young man didn't say anything more. He walked towards a corner of the underground palace, where there was a secret passage that led to Wei Ling's coffin.

This secret passage is very well hidden. They only discovered it by chance last time; otherwise, they wouldn't have known that the entrance was in such an inconspicuous corner.

Although he knew the door to the secret passage was here, he didn't know why it had been opened last time, so he needed to study it carefully for a while.

The other end.

Jiang Nanxi led the human-pig puppet around the underground palace like walking a dog.

Suddenly, she heard the clicking and turning of a mechanism coming from inside the wall beside her.

Jiang Nanxi stopped and looked, and saw a small door open in the stone wall next to her. What she saw inside made her pupils shrink slightly.

(End of this chapter)