Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 11 Besides me, who else cherishes you like this!

Jiang Nanxi was furious when she saw the wild boar's behavior. "What else can we do? Of course, we'll have braised pork for dinner tonight!"

She grabbed a kitchen knife and was about to charge at the wild boar when a staff member quickly stopped her, saying, "Calm down! This wild boar looks so strong and has tusks. If it charges at you, you'll be in serious trouble!"

Jiang Nanxi gave a cold laugh.

Seeing that the wild boar was about to finish its feed, she stood still, but threw the kitchen knife in her hand away.

call out--!
The cleaver flashed across the wild boar's face, missing its head but slicing off one of its tusks.

pat.

The fangs fell to the ground.

"Ow!"

The wild boar's eyes widened, as if it had been greatly stimulated. It spun around wildly and howled, knocking over several domestic pigs in the process.

The kitchen knife returned to Jiang Nanxi's hands.

She held up a cleaver, staring menacingly in the direction of the wild boar. "Get lost! If you dare take another bite, I'll chop you up and make you into braised pork!"

"Ouch!"

The wild boar whimpered in fright and then ran straight back the way it came.

The staff were all stunned.

The audience was also surprised.

[Jiang Nanxi's cleaver is truly amazing; she can retrieve it every time she throws it.]

Is there a string tied to the kitchen knife?

I tried it at home; even with a string tied to a kitchen knife, it's impossible to throw it with precision.

[Could Jiang Nanxi do a live stream to show me how she did that? I promise I'll never criticize her again!]

The wild boar ran away, and there wasn't much left of the feed in the trough; it wasn't enough for the domestic pigs to eat.

"I'll go chop some more vegetables."

Jiang Nanxi went to chop vegetables.

When Li Chu saw that a section of the pigpen fence had been damaged by wild boars, she moved a plank over to block it and prevent the pigs from escaping.

As soon as she moved the board over, she saw a pig rush out of the pen like a madman, and Li Chu was almost knocked to the ground.

"Nanxi, a pig has escaped!"

Hearing the commotion, Jiang Nanxi saw that Li Chu was still repairing the pigpen to prevent the other pigs from escaping, so she immediately rushed out to chase after the pigs.

But this pig was somewhat clever; sensing Jiang Nanxi chasing after it, it ran even faster.

Jiang Nanxi was speechless. She chased after him while yelling, "Why are you running? If you run away, someone will pick you up and kill you! I still cook for you. Besides me, who else treats you like a treasure!"

[Hahaha, who would understand? This scene is so funny! I never knew pigs could run so fast!]

[Piggy: Hmm? Won't I get slaughtered if I go back with you?]

The food was delicious, but nothing compares to freedom. Friends, I, the piggy, am finally free today!

[This is the first time I've seen a pig leave a blur, but Jiang Nanxi is quite fast; she almost caught up with it.]

It was clear that Jiang Nanxi was about to catch up with the pig.

Suddenly, a figure ran over and stood between Jiang Nanxi and the pig, arms outstretched, shouting at her, "Nanxi, what are you doing? Do you need my help?"

Shen Lan?

Seeing Shen Lan's concerned expression, Jiang Nanxi felt like throwing up. "You're here to help me, you're blocking my way?"

Jiang Nanxi moved to the left, trying to get around him.

He moved slightly, blocking her view.

Ok.

Jiang Nanxi then moved to the right.

Shen Lan moved in another direction and ended up blocking her way again, asking in a cheeky tone, "Nanxi, say something? You look so anxious, something must have happened. Do you need my help?"

"need."

Jiang Nanxi looked at him expressionlessly and said, "Didn't you see my pig run away? Help me chase it." "Okay."

Shen Lan saw the camera filming and readily agreed, but she remained standing still. "Your task is to feed the pigs, so why did the pigs run away?"

Not only did Shen Lan deliberately stop Jiang Nanxi from chasing the pig, but she also had to put on a show in front of the camera.

Shen Lan: "This pig runs so fast, it's normal that you, a girl, can't catch it. Don't worry, I'll definitely help you catch the pig."

Jiang Nanxi: "Then why are you standing still?"

Shen Lan: "I need to warm up before I sprint."

Shen Lan squatted down in front of her to stretch her legs, and then slowly squatted down, placing her hands on the ground as if she were an athlete starting a race.

Not only was Jiang Nanxi speechless, but the audience was also speechless.

[Was Shen Lan doing this on purpose?]

[I'm speechless. What's Shen Lan being so strong about here?]

[Toothpick Guy, stop warming up! If you keep doing that, pigs will be running into outer space!]

The pig ran further and further away, and the audience was getting anxious for Jiang Nanxi, but Jiang Nanxi remained calm.

She took two steps back, standing behind Shen Lan, and then kicked him hard in the raised buttocks.

"Go away!"

"what--!"

Shen Lan's terrified scream rang out.

A tall man, standing at 1.8 meters, was kicked away by Jiang Nanxi, flying through the air in a perfect parabola before landing precisely on a pig not far away.

Two bangs.

Shen Lan hit the pig, stunning it. The pig fell to the ground, and Shen Lan also fell to the ground.

【ah? ? ? 】

[How strong is Jiang Nanxi? She actually kicked someone flying with one kick!]

[That felt good, Toothpick Bro, keep pretending!]

Before Shen Lan could even get up, Jiang Nanxi rushed over and shouted, "Shen Lan, you're amazing! You actually helped me catch the pig!"
Shen Lan, I admire you so much! You shouldn't be chasing pigs here; you should be competing in the Olympics! No one can match your speed!

Shen Lan:?
Shen Lan was helped up by the staff. She felt like her body was about to fall apart, and her shoulder had been bruised from bumping into the pig.

Especially his buttocks.

The pain was excruciating!

"Jiang Nanxi, you..."

Shen Lan wanted to scold Jiang Nanxi, but Jiang Nanxi went crazy and yelled, "Shen Lan, Shen Lan, you're so awesome! If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have been able to complete the mission!"
Shen Lan, Shen Lan, ahhh, you're so fast, so fast! You're the fastest man in the world! In my heart, you're the Olympic sprint champion!

Shen Lan lost herself in the frantic screams, and her anger dissipated.

Looking at Jiang Nanxi's frantic state, he couldn't help but say, "You still can't forget me, huh? Then I'll forgive your previous behavior."

Jiang Nanxi: ?

audience:?
Jiang Nanxi was silent for a moment, then directly refused, "Although you are fast, fast as lightning, fast enough to ejaculate in a second, I still can't accept you anymore. I like something that lasts longer."

At first glance, Shen Lan thought Jiang Nanxi was praising her, but upon further reflection, she realized something was amiss.

His face instantly darkened. "Jiang Nanxi, what nonsense are you spouting now! If you keep spreading rumors about me, do you believe I'll sue you!"

Jiang Nanxi looked completely innocent. "I was just saying you run fast. What did I say about you? Wasn't I just praising you?"

"you……!"

Shen Lan was speechless, her face turning red with frustration. She wanted to explain but didn't know how.

Jiang Nanxi ignored him and asked a staff member to help carry the unconscious pig back.

Just as they carried the pig back, they heard someone shouting by the river, "Help! Help! A little girl has jumped into the river!"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Nanxi looked around but didn't see Li Chu, so she quickly ran towards the river.

"Li Chu!"

(End of this chapter)