Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 10: Tell Liu Qingyan that I'm not interested in him.
"Nanxi, what that uncle said sounded so mysterious. Do ghosts really exist in this world?"

Li Chu's voice interrupted Jiang Nanxi's thoughts, and she looked away.

"It's better to believe that it exists than to believe that it doesn't exist."

Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu moved a little further away from the river and walked towards the pigpen to feed the pigs.

Is what that villager said true or false? Did someone really die in this river?

I think those were actors hired by the production team.

[How could so many strange things happen in one village? It must be for the show; Jiang Nanxi is just acting in cooperation with the production team.]

The viewers of the show didn't believe what the villagers said at all; no one paid any attention to that inconspicuous little river.

the other side.

Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu are researching how to feed pigs.

Not far from the pigsty was a straw shed, inside which were several baskets of fruits and vegetables. They needed to cut up the fruits and vegetables first, and then cook them before feeding them to the pigs.

"I'll chop the vegetables, you go and start the fire."

Jiang Nanxi said to Li Chu.

"okay."

Li Chu first went to fetch firewood, and then saw Jiang Nanxi arranging pumpkins, sweet potatoes, Chinese cabbage and other things in several rows on the stone slab.

Just as Jiang Nanxi was about to start cutting, a staff member suddenly ran over and said, "Nanxi, Teacher Liu is looking for you. He says he has something to ask you."

Jiang Nanxi: ?

She wasn't familiar with this national heartthrob actor, so why was Liu Qingyan suddenly looking for her?
The image of that refined and elegant face floated into Jiang Nanxi's mind, overlapping with the face of the aloof and powerful underworld emperor in her memory.

Could Liu Qingyan really be the Emperor of Fengdu?
Not only did they realize she had been reincarnated, but they also planned to come and personally take her back to the eighteenth level of hell.

Jiang Nanxi raised the kitchen knife with a serious expression and said to the staff member, "Tell Teacher Liu that I am actually a sword cultivator and I cannot go to see him."

"what?"

The staff member stared at her blankly. "When did you become a sword cultivator? Even if you are, why can't you go see Teacher Liu?"

Jiang Nanxi took two steps back, assumed a horse stance, and then brandished the kitchen knife, saying, "The most taboo thing in sword cultivation is emotion. If the heart is in turmoil, the sword will become slow. I have been practicing swordsmanship on the mountain for ten years, and my heart is as cold as the snow of Kunlun Mountain. Go and tell Liu Qingyan that I have no interest in him."

Li Chu: ?
audience:?
staff member:?
[What a brainless, narcissistic dream girl! Liu Qingyan contacted you because of important business, why are you acting like he's interested in you!]

I seriously suspect that Jiang Nanxi's mental state deteriorated after being cheated on. She shouldn't be on variety shows; she should go to a mental hospital for a checkup.

The staff member said speechlessly, "Jiang Nanxi, I think you're overthinking it. Teacher Liu is looking for you because their vegetables are so popular that the village grandmothers have snapped them all up. Teacher Liu wants to ask you for some cabbages to feed the pigs to sell."

"Oh."

Jiang Nanxi calmly flicked the cleaver in her hand, then threw it away.

The cleaver flew through the air like a dart, leaving a blur, and deftly sliced ​​all the vegetables on the stone slab into several neat pieces.

This time.

The staff were stunned.

The audience was stunned.

No, she just casually tossed the cleaver aside, and somehow it chopped all the vegetables!

Is this really not special effects?

Before the audience could react, Jiang Nanxi swept the chopped vegetables into the basket and then laid out a new pile of vegetables on the stone slab.

She took several steps back again, then threw the cleaver out. The cleaver spun horizontally like a top, cutting the vegetables into pieces in no time.

Most importantly, Jiang Nanxi stood still, and like a hermit master, she simply raised her hand, and the cleaver flew back into her grasp. [Holy crap???]

How could a kitchen knife fly back?!

【No, you've been cultivating immortality behind our backs?】

There are three large baskets of vegetables to chop. It would take an average person more than an hour just to chop them all. Add to that the cooking and feeding of the pigs, and it would take another two or three hours.

Jiang Nanxi's cutting method allowed her to finish cutting the vegetables in just over ten minutes, and then she poured them into the pot with Li Chu to cook.

The staff stood by and watched for a long time, reluctant to leave, and remained in a daze for a long time.

While they were cooking, a staff member couldn't help but go over and ask, "Nanxi, how did you do that? Why does your cleaver fly back to your hand after you throw it?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Isn't this simple? This is the basic skill of a sword cultivator. If a sword cultivator throws a sword and can't even retrieve it, what's the point of practicing swordsmanship? Didn't your teacher teach you this when you were in school?"

staff member:"……"

He felt she was talking nonsense, and his mind told him not to believe this woman, but his mouth couldn't help but continue, "Sword cultivators are only in novels. There are no real sword cultivators in this world. Unless you tell me where you learned it, I won't believe you."

Jiang Nanxi's move just now was so cool! It was like something out of a martial arts movie. Her action was even more impressive than those martial arts actors. I really want to learn it!

[Yes, Jiang Nanxi, tell me quickly where you learned it, otherwise I won't believe you're a sword cultivator!]

[You've all thrown your abacus beads at my face!]

To be honest, sword cultivators are really cool; they can even fly on their swords! Who wouldn't be tempted?

[Jiang Nanxi is just performing acrobatics, don't let her mislead you! And she's not even using a sword, she's using a kitchen knife!]

"This is a secret of our sect; how can we tell others so easily?"

With his hands behind his back, Jiang Nanxi said to the staff with an air of superiority, "Besides, cultivating Taoism is about fate; not just anyone can do it."

We haven't known each other for very long, and we haven't even established contact yet, so I can't tell you such private matters.

"How can I get in touch with you?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Excuse me, I need to feed the pigs. Could you please move aside for a moment?"

Seeing Jiang Nanxi preparing to serve the pigs, the staff quickly took the large iron ladle from her hand, saying, "Let me help you, let me help you. Tell me later."

"Huh? I think you and I do have some kind of connection."

Jiang Nanxi's words immediately caused the staff to huff and puff as they served her all the food and quickly carried it all over to dump into the pig's trough.

"Okay, have we gotten a little too close? Can you tell me now?"

Jiang Nanxi said seriously, "Actually, all you see on camera is me doing abstract things every day, acting strangely and fighting off mistresses, and eating meals without any regard for my image. But you've never seen me trying to live a good life, staying up late to study, communicating earnestly with people, or persisting in practicing swordsmanship and cultivating Taoism. You can't see any of that, and of course, I haven't done it either."

staff member:? ? ?
audience:? ? ?
You little brat, are you messing with me?

[Jiang Nanxi, tell us quickly, who is your teacher?]

That move was so cool, I want to learn it too!

The staff member's lips twitched. "So what! How exactly did you learn it?!"

Just as Jiang Nanxi was about to answer, she saw a wild boar dart out of the bamboo grove next to the pigsty.

The wild boar was very strong and had tusks. It smashed through the fence and rushed into the pigpen, knocking down three domestic pigs that were eating. It then smacked its teeth and devoured the pig feed with gusto.

Li Chu's panicked voice came from behind, "Where did this wild boar come from? Why is it stealing our food!"

"Nanxi, what should we do? This wild boar is eating so fast! It's already finished the pig feed we just cooked!"

(End of this chapter)