Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 25 I came to this variety show to be an emperor!
A chilling wind blew, rustling the leaves, and a cold female voice suddenly rang out in the courtyard.

"Who is calling me?"

Everyone was startled and looked in the direction of the sound. They saw a white shadow float out from behind the old locust tree and climb onto the old Taoist priest's back.

"is it you?"

The female ghost whispered in his ear.

The old Taoist priest felt as if a small mountain was pressing down on his back; he wanted to get up but couldn't move at all.

The old Taoist priest panicked instantly, "It's not me! Weren't you inside that woman's body? How did you get here!"

"is it you?"

The female ghost continued to ask in his ear.

"no no!"

The old Taoist priest was so scared he almost wet himself.

He had never encountered such a powerful female ghost before; even his peach wood sword was useless!

The female ghost's long hair wrapped around the old Taoist priest's neck, causing him to turn pale and purplish-blue, only able to make hoarse sounds, unable to speak.

This female ghost was quite powerful, so the program's cameras were able to capture her transparent figure, which terrified the audience.

Some people were so scared that they threw their phones away.

[Oh my god, I'm home alone watching a variety show tonight! I'm so scared!]

[This thing is incredibly powerful! It can even kill a Taoist priest. I think the old Taoist priest is about to breathe his last!]

[Jiang Nanxi seems fine. It doesn't feel like it came from her body. Could it really have been summoned by the old Taoist priest?]

The staff at the scene were so frightened that they scattered and ran back into the guesthouse.

"A ghost! A ghost! There really is a ghost!"

"Did it come out of Jiang Nanxi's body?!"

"A ghost is killing someone! Run!"

Just as the director was about to run away, he saw Jiang Nanxi walk towards the old Taoist priest and then... splatter, she sat on the female ghost's back.

The situation has now become this: the old Taoist priest is lying on the ground, half-dead, and the female ghost is clinging to him, trying to take his life, while Jiang Nanxi sits on top of them like an ancestor.

Director: w(Д)w!!
The director turned pale and mustered his courage to grab her, "Jiang Nanxi, are you crazy? Even the old Taoist priest can't handle this thing, let's run!"
We're leaving tomorrow morning. No more filming, no more in this awful place! We're going somewhere else!

"Don't be impatient yet."

Jiang Nanxi shook off his hand and said to him, "Director, don't you think I'm very suitable to be an emperor?"

director:?
Jiang Nanxi: "First of all, I have an unpredictable personality; second, I am naturally suspicious; third, I want to possess any good things I see; fourth, I want to exterminate the entire family of anyone I dislike; fifth, I am the emperor and I never make mistakes; sixth, I am never in a hurry to do anything, but the people around me are more anxious than I am."

That's right, I came to this variety show to be the emperor! I'm practically the chosen emperor!

director:?
audience:?
other people:?

Upon hearing Jiang Nanxi's outrageous statement, most people stopped running away and turned to look at her as if she were an idiot.

Shen Lan, hiding behind the living room door, mocked, "You're the emperor, and I'm still the retired emperor. I think you're seriously ill!"

Jiang Nanxi was furious. She stood up abruptly, pointed in Shen Lan's direction, and said, "Spreading heresy and misleading the public, you are to be executed!"

next second.

Jiang Nanxi raised her foot and kicked the female ghost, sending her flying like a ball next to Shen Lan. Shen Lan: ???
Shen Lan was so frightened that she immediately performed a laser dance, yelling, "Ahhhhh, a ghost! Help me!" before fainting.

The female ghost lay on the ground beside him, not even having attacked that idiot Shen Lan yet. She was stunned for a while, seemingly not expecting a human to attack her.

Then, from a corner not far away, came a child's resentful voice, "Mommy, she's the one who bullied me! She bit my head!"

The little ghost is back again, floating in the corner of the yard, pointing at Jiang Nanxi.

"Bullying my daughter? You're asking for it!"

The female ghost's eyes instantly turned scarlet, and she crawled swiftly and darkly on the ground towards Jiang Nanxi.

Her hair grew longer and longer, spreading forward and wrapping around Jiang Nanxi's ankle.

result.

Jiang Nanxi bent down and ripped off her hair, then grabbed the female ghost by the hair and swung her around like a giant pendulum.

shhhhhh!
The female ghost's screams continued, "Ah, I'm going to faint, I'm going to faint, put me down quickly."

Jiang Nanxi: "You dog slave, how dare you assassinate the emperor! I will execute you!"

call out--!
boom--!
Jiang Nanxi swung the female ghost faster and faster, slamming her against the wall several times before pulling her back and swinging her around like a giant pendulum, terrifying the female ghost into screaming madly.

When the rest of the crew and the audience saw Jiang Nanxi swinging the female ghost around, with something resembling a helicopter propeller on her head, almost flying away, everyone was stunned.

【Huh? Why isn't she afraid of female ghosts?】

Jiang Nanxi does have some skills, yet we treated her like she was mentally ill.

No, I still think there's a ghost inside Jiang Nanxi, but the ghost inside her is stronger than this female ghost!
Didn't you notice how similar Jiang Nanxi's creepy crawling movements are to this female ghost's crawling movements?

[Stop shaking me! Jiang Nanxi, are you crazy for shaking me so fast? You'll catch a cold if you keep slamming the guesthouse door shut!]

Finally, the female ghost was so badly shaken that she almost vomited. Her body swayed and she fell down, still trying to attack Jiang Nanxi, but Jiang Nanxi slapped her unconscious.

Jiang Nanxi looked at the corner with an unfriendly expression.

The child ghost trembled with fear, nervously swallowing hard. "If you hit her, you can't hit me anymore, okay?"

Jiang Nanxi chuckled, "It was just a small thing."

She walked over and slapped the child so hard he was knocked unconscious.

The old Taoist priest was astonished to see Jiang Nanxi subdue the two ghosts, one big and one small, with just two slaps.

He looked at Jiang Nanxi with fear and asked, "How come your spiritual power is so strong? Are you a reclusive Taoist master?"

Jiang Nanxi: "No, I am the Internet Emperor."

Seeing her serious expression, the old Taoist priest's lips twitched violently. "There are no emperors in modern times. But with such powerful abilities, are you perhaps the reincarnation of an ancient emperor?"

Jiang Nanxi: "If that's what you insist on thinking, then I don't know what to say."

The old Taoist priest said, "The aura emanating from you is quite extraordinary. Your presence is so powerful that it's no wonder I mistook you for a vengeful ghost! It turns out the soul within you is that of an emperor!"

director:?
Isn't Jiang Nanxi playing with abstract concepts? Why is this old Taoist priest speaking so seriously?
The director couldn't help but speak up, "Master, you've misunderstood. She was just making a joke. I admit Jiang Nanxi is quite capable, but with her mental state, how could she possibly be a reincarnation of an emperor? She's either going crazy or on her way to going crazy every day. What emperor would have such unstable emotions?"

The old Taoist priest said, "How dare you speak of His Majesty like that! His Majesty is not capricious, nor is he emotionally unstable; His Majesty's heart is simply unfathomable!"

director:?
audience:?
other people:?

(End of this chapter)