Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 27 It's wrong of me to swear, but don't you enjoy being sweared at?
[Hahahaha, you know how to answer! I think the director is about to faint from anger!]

[No problem, Sister Xi didn't use any other words in her answer~]

Jiang Nanxi is my source of happiness; who can resist someone who brings them joy!

Upon hearing Jiang Nanxi's reply, the director irritably rubbed his hair, then turned and left without saying anything.

He doesn't even want to talk to Jiang Nanxi anymore!
Is this the kind of answer a human could come up with?

After a while, the director said to all the guests, "Although we have a rescue team, we cannot guarantee 100% safety when an accident occurs, so each team can exchange points for two tools."

You can choose tools that are easy to use for mountaineering, or some lightweight weapons, to avoid encountering wild animals in the forest.

The group was located in the guesthouse's storage room. After the director finished speaking, he asked the guests to go into the storage room to choose tools.

Liu Qingyan and Song Shixing were far ahead in points, so they chose the more expensive dagger and hiking poles, spending 100 points in total.

In addition, they also exchanged some backpacks, food and bottled water needed for mountain climbing, spending a total of 200 points, and still had more than 500 left.

Shen Lan and Song Wanwan only had 10 points left, which they needed to save for mineral water, so they couldn't exchange them for any tools or even snacks to replenish their energy!

Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu still have over 450 points left. They used the points to exchange for some water and daily necessities yesterday, but didn't exchange for any food, so they still have quite a few left.

Li Chu glanced at the tools and said, "Nanxi, let's get a dagger too, we can keep it for self-defense."

"Need not."

Jiang Nanxi picked up a frying pan and weighed it in her hand. "The dagger costs 50 points, that's too expensive! Let's exchange it for this frying pan, it only costs 5 points!"

The director thought it was unlikely that anyone would choose a frying pan, as it wouldn't be of much use during mushroom picking in the mountains, so the points required to redeem it were very few.

indeed.

It's impossible for a normal person to choose a frying pan to go hiking and pick mushrooms, but Jiang Nanxi is not a normal person.

She used 5 points to exchange for a frying pan, and didn't exchange for anything else, not even a backpack, bottled water, or snacks to replenish her energy!

Li Chu couldn't help but ask, "What's the point of changing this?"

Jiang Nanxi: "This is incredibly useful. It can be used for cooking meat and wild vegetables, and it can also be used to stun wild animals. Most importantly, it only costs 5 points!"

Jiang Nanxi patted Li Chu on the shoulder and said, "Chu Chu, listen to your sister's advice, use another 5 points to exchange for some seasonings, and we'll be invincible on the mountain."

Li Chu frowned. "I can change some seasonings, but can't we also change our backpacks and bottled water?"

Jiang Nanxi: "I won't let you starve or die of thirst, so you can rest assured."

"OK then."

Li Chu chose to believe her.

Not long after, the team set off.

They saw Jiang Nanxi carrying a frying pan, while Li Chu was carrying a red plastic bag.

The plastic bag contained several packets of seasonings, such as cumin powder, chili powder, and barbecue seasoning.

Seeing this, Shen Lan mocked, "What's the use of changing to a frying pan? Do you expect to hunt wild game on the mountain with your bare hands and cook it? Don't end up getting eaten by wild animals instead of hunting any game."

Jiang Nanxi stopped and glanced at him, then bluntly said, "Idiot."

Shen Lan said unhappily, "I was just saying a few words to you, why are you swearing at me? I'm only saying this for your own good, to remind you not to bring this cumbersome stuff. If you run out of energy halfway up, there will be no one to help you carry it!"

Jiang Nanxi: "It's certainly wrong of me to swear, but even if we take a step back, don't you enjoy being sweared at?"

"?" Shen Lan was speechless. "Who would enjoy being scolded? Are you sick? Are you going crazy again?!"

Jiang Nanxi: "I'm not sick. I've already seen a doctor. The doctor said I'm just plain rude."

After saying that, Jiang Nanxi even gave Shen Lan the middle finger in front of the camera. And three seconds later, she replaced the middle finger with her little finger.

Jiang Nanxi: "You're suited to being small."

"You son of a bitch...!" Shen Lan was so angry that she was like a mad dog and almost chased after Jiang Nanxi and bit her.

Jiang Nanxi chuckled and ran off, running around a pillar not far away, making Shen Lan feel like a monkey and leaving her breathless. In the end, Shen Lan still couldn't catch up with her.

other people:"……"

Shen Lan was exhausted from running and soon fell to the back of the group when they started climbing the mountain, while Jiang Nanxi carried a frying pan and walked at the front, making the mountain path seem like flat ground.

Shen Lan noticed that the others were walking further and further away, not waiting for him at all, and couldn't help but shout, "Why are you walking so fast? Shouldn't we be observing and searching for mushrooms as we go? Besides, the director said that our three teams should work together and not split up! I suggest we rest here for a while!"

Jiang Nanxi said speechlessly, "You've only been walking for half an hour, and you already need to rest? How can you be so weak?"

"It's all because you angered me and wasted my energy!"

"Then why am I not tired?"

Jiang Nanxi didn't want to bother with Shen Lan, that idiot, but Li Chu secretly tugged at her sleeve and whispered in her ear, "Nanxi, I...I've gotten my period, and my stomach hurts a little."

Jiang Nanxi thought for a moment and said, "Then shall I take you back first? You can rest at the guesthouse, and I'll go pick mushrooms."

"no, I'm fine."

Li Chu shook her head and said, "It's too much trouble for you to take me back and then come back. I took painkillers beforehand, and I felt a little uncomfortable because I walked too fast just now. I'll be fine after resting for a while."

"Okay, then let's rest for a while."

Jiang Nanxi found a large rock and pulled Li Chu over, wanting her to sit down and rest for a while.

Before he could even sit down, Shen Lan came over and tried to squeeze past Li Chu to sit and rest, but Jiang Nanxi kicked him in the butt and pushed him away.

Shen Lan covered her buttocks and jumped back several steps, her teeth itching with anger. "Jiang Nanxi, it's one thing for you to be rude, but why do you always have to lay hands on people!"

Jiang Nanxi looked him up and down honestly, "You look like Aristotle's second aunt."

Shen Lan:?
Jiang Nanxi: "Jenny is a busybody."

Shen Lan:?
After seeing Jiang Nanxi finish scolding him, she sat down on a large rock with Li Chu to rest. Shen Lan took a deep breath and said, "How am I being nosy? Don't you two need to rest too?"

Shen Lan took out a bottle of mineral water and took a sip. "With your stamina, you don't even know to bring water. You'll die of thirst on the way."

Jiang Nanxi then took out two plastic cups from the red plastic bag.

Upon seeing this, Shen Lan's expression became even more sarcastic. "You brought a cup but not water. Do you intend to beg for bottled water from us? Jiang Nanxi, I've always known you're stingy, but you can't be this shameless."

Jiang Nanxi ignored him completely.

She had Li Chu hold two plastic cups, then made a hand gesture towards the cups, and finally snapped her fingers near Li Chu's ear.

There was a snap.

Clear water fell from the sky and filled two plastic cups to about eight-tenths full, without spilling a single drop.

Shen Lan:?
audience:?
Li Chu: Σ(ω；≡

(End of this chapter)