Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 29, oh, I fainted. Hehe, I was just pretending.

The clattering of the frying pan continued, and when they saw the python's head droop and its body, tied to the tree, twitch slightly, everyone was stunned.

The audience was stunned.

[Such a huge python, and she just knocked it unconscious like that? Does that make sense?]

【Huh? You're using a frying pan like that?】

[Haha, Song Shixing, you exchanged fifty points for a dagger but didn't help at all. Don't you feel like a huge jerk?]

After Jiang Nanxi knocked the python unconscious, she walked towards Song Shixing.

"Lend me the dagger."

"what?"

Song Shixing was still in a daze.

Jiang Nanxi: "Lend me your dagger, I'll chop this vile snake up, and then I'll share half of the snake meat with you."

"Ohhh okay."

Song Shixing instinctively handed her the dagger.

But when Jiang Nanxi got the dagger and was about to go back to kill the snake, the python suddenly jerked its head up and cleverly untied its body.

The next second, it vanished like a whirlwind, disappearing into the depths of the forest.

Jiang Nanxi drew her sword, looked around in bewilderment, and finally cursed, "Damn it! This damn snake actually pretended to be unconscious?!"

[Hahaha, I can't stop laughing! This python is so clever, it's really intelligent!]

[Giant Python: Ah, I fainted. Hehe, I was just pretending.]

Jiang Nanxi walked back to the mountain path in a depressed mood and returned the dagger to Song Shixing.

Seeing that she had returned unharmed and even scared away the giant python, Shen Lan didn't say anything, but just looked at Jiang Nanxi with a complicated expression.

After being possessed by a ghost, she not only became insane, but also gained incredible strength. Even a giant python was no match for her.
The group continued their journey to collect mushrooms.

As we ventured deeper into the mountains, the forests grew increasingly dense. We could hear the chirping of insects and birds growing clearer, and faintly hear the roars of wild beasts echoing from the depths of the forest.

The drone camera in the air was still filming, and the director's voice could be heard coming from inside the drone.

"You've almost reached this point. Pick some mushrooms nearby, and then you can return the way you came."

Don't go any deeper into the mountains, or you might encounter large wild animals and won't be able to get back before dark.

"Okay, director."

"Know it."

Following the director's instructions, everyone picked some mushrooms nearby and prepared to return the way they came.

But they hadn't gone far on their return journey when they heard a series of groans coming from not far away, the sound of which seemed to come from an old woman.

When they went over, they saw an elderly woman in her fifties or sixties standing against a tree, her clothes torn by branches, looking quite disheveled.

When the old woman saw them, she quickly said, "I'm an old woman, I twisted my ankle and can't walk. Is there anyone who can help me and take me home?"

Song Shixing paused for a moment and asked, "Where do you live? Are you a villager from these mountains?"

"Yeah."

The old lady pointed to the hillside beside the mountain path, "My house is right up here. Just go through the woods on that hillside and you'll get there. I came to pick mushrooms in the woods, but I didn't step on it properly and rolled down the hillside, twisting my ankle!"

I can't even walk a single step now; it hurts so much if I move!"

The old woman looked at them pitifully, "Young people, please help me. If I don't get back by dark, the wild animals in the mountains will come out and eat me!"

Song Shixing thought for a moment and said, "Is your home close to here? I'll carry you back."

"It's near, just climb that hill, and you'll be there in no time!"

Song Shixing stepped forward, intending to carry the old lady on his back. But then she said, "I have a bag here too. It'll be hard for you to carry me, won't it? Could you let that young girl come with you to take me home and help me with the bag?"

The old lady pointed in the direction of Jiang Nanxi.

Jiang Nanxi crossed her arms and looked at the old woman with a leisurely air. "Our director said that we can't leave the group without permission. I'm sorry, I can't help you."

She also said to Song Shixing, "Young Master Song, these days it's not good to be a good person. You think you're doing a good deed, but others just see you as a sucker."

What does Jiang Nanxi mean by that? If she doesn't want to help, fine, but why won't she let Song Shixing help either?

Don't you guys think it's strange that this old lady suddenly appeared here? This variety show has had several paranormal events before!

Song Shixing frowned and said, "It's just a small favor, what could be the problem? There are many ancient villages in the mountains, and many elderly people have never left the mountains in their entire lives. It's normal for them to fall while picking mushrooms in the mountains. If I don't help her, am I supposed to make her climb back up?"

"Then let her crawl back."

"The slope is so steep, how are we supposed to climb it? Before we even get to the top, it'll be dark, and we might get eaten by tigers or wolves!"

"Wouldn't it be better to be eaten?"

Jiang Nanxi looked at the old woman expressionlessly, and curled her lips slightly, "You old hag, you've killed so many people, being eaten by a tiger is too good for you."

The old lady felt a pang of guilt as she felt Jiang Nanxi's sharp gaze.

She choked back tears and said, "I don't know what you're talking about. I've lived in the mountains my whole life and have never harmed anyone. If you don't want to help, fine, but is it necessary to slander me?"

Seeing the old lady's sad appearance, the others felt a pang of pity and began to reprimand Jiang Nanxi.

Shen Lan: "Jiang Nanxi, you're cold-blooded and unwilling to help, so why can't Song Shixing help? And you're speaking so harshly to an old man, you've really gone too far!"

Song Wanwan also said, "You like to talk nonsense and spread rumors about us, but how can you spread rumors about an old woman! That's really despicable! You encouraged my second brother not to save her, which could very well have killed someone, do you know that!"

Jiang Nanxi rolled her eyes.

"I'm telling you right now, no one can leave the team today. If anyone leaves and dies in the mountains, causing me to not get my variety show pay, I'll scatter your ashes!"

Her words made the old lady turn pale, and she knelt down on the ground with a thud. "Please, I beg you, help me! Just take me home!"

If I don't get back before dark, I'll definitely be eaten by wild animals. I don't want to die, please!

The old woman knelt down, tears welling in her eyes, begging for help, which moved everyone present. Viewers also felt that Jiang Nanxi's behavior was really too much.

Shen Lan stepped forward and said, "Jiang Nanxi, didn't you just leave the team without permission and attract a python? Why can you leave but we can't?"

She's just a helpless old woman, do you really need to make things so difficult for her? You forced her to kneel before you, are you happy now? If you won't help the old woman, fine, but Song Shixing and I will!

After Shen Lan finished speaking, he glanced at the direction of the camera and thought that Jiang Nanxi must have angered the public this time. If he stepped forward to save the old man again, he would definitely be able to restore his reputation and win back the favor of the public!

He and Song Shixing walked over, intending to help the old lady up and then take her home.

Before they even touched the old lady, Jiang Nanxi slid in and knocked them both aside, then shouted, "I know I was wrong, I'll do it, I'll do it!"

next second.

Jiang Nanxi climbed directly onto the old lady's back and slapped her on the head, shouting, "Giddy up! Let's ride home!"

Jiang Nanxi's behavior angered the old lady so much that she stood up on the spot, threw her to the ground, picked up a wooden stick from the ground, and started hitting her.

"You brat, you good-for-nothing, how dare you ride on my head! I'll beat you to death today!"

Jiang Nanxi turned and ran.

"Help! My girl's come to life!"

"Stop!"

The old woman chased after her with incredible speed and beat her mercilessly.

Shen Lan:?
Song Shixing: ?

audience:?
(End of this chapter)