Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 30 As long as I have no morals, I will not be kidnapped
Seeing the old lady walking briskly, chasing Jiang Nanxi through the mountains as if it were flat ground, everyone present had mixed feelings.

[Damn, I got scammed? This old woman's legs are perfectly fine, she's incredibly agile!]

I suspect this old woman has ulterior motives; she's deliberately feigning a limp to lure them to other places to harm people! And then she kneels down to morally blackmail them—her purpose is far too obvious!

[Jiang Nanxi: As long as I have no morals, I won't be kidnapped~]

Just as the old lady was about to catch up with Jiang Nanxi and strike her with her wooden stick, Liu Qingyan, who was not far away, suddenly appeared.

Liu Qingyan gripped the wooden stick tightly, looking at the old woman with icy eyes. "You're not injured at all. What are you trying to do by pretending to be lame?"

Liu Qingyan was nearly 1.9 meters tall, with an upright posture and a cold temperament. His icy gaze fell on the old lady, causing her to shiver for no reason.

The old woman quickly threw away the wooden stick and stammered, "I...I was injured, but I didn't expect to recover so quickly."

Jiang Nanxi stood behind Liu Qingyan, whistling as she said, "Are you really all better? Can you carry us down the mountain? We're tired and don't want to walk anymore."

"You...you filthy woman!"

The old woman's face showed a fierce and furious expression. She let go of the wooden stick and lunged forward to slap Jiang Nanxi.

"No one has ever dared to ride on my head before. Today, I'll teach you a lesson, you little bitch!"

Before her hand could even touch Jiang Nanxi, Liu Qingyan raised his long leg and kicked the old lady hard in the stomach.

He kicked her more than two meters away, where she crashed into a tree not far away and then fell down.

"Ouch!"

The old lady let out a wail, feeling as if all the bones in her body were about to break, and looked at Liu Qingyan in fear.

Seeing Liu Qingyan's hand move again, the old lady thought he was about to attack again, so she quickly got up and ran up the hillside.

This old woman is so fierce; she's not easy to get along with. She's faking her lameness to deceive people; what is she really trying to do?

[It's definitely not a good thing, luckily Jiang Nanxi saw through it at a glance and exposed her!]

[I admit, I spoke too loudly just now! Jiang Nanxi is so clever!]

[Wait, am I the only one wondering why Yan Shen touched Jiang Nanxi's head? He's a germaphobe, why would he touch a woman's head?!]

In the live stream footage.

Jiang Nanxi peeked out from behind Liu Qingyan and, after seeing the old lady run away in a panic, scoffed in her direction.

Liu Qingyan stared at her for a while, then suddenly reached out and placed his large, well-defined hand on her head, giving it a gentle rub.

Jiang Nanxi felt his petting motion, like he was stroking a puppy, and it reminded her of the Lord of the Underworld, who sometimes liked to pet her head like that, as if she were some kind of interesting pet!
Jiang Nanxi gritted her teeth, wanting to punch Liu Qingyan away, but the hand on her head moved again, turning her little head to the other side.

His cool, clear voice came through.

"The mushrooms you picked have fallen."

Jiang Nanxi then realized that the mushrooms she had packed in the plastic bag were scattered all over the ground, and most importantly, that bastard Shen Lan even tried to pick up her mushrooms.

"Shen Lan, what are you doing!"

Jiang Nanxi rushed over and knocked Shen Lan to the ground. Together with Li Chu, they quickly picked up all the mushrooms on the ground.

Shen Lan coughed lightly and said, "I just saw that your mushroom had fallen and wanted to pick it up for you. You really didn't appreciate my kindness."

"If you want to steal, just say so! You were just complaining that I was too fast and picked up most of the mushrooms, leaving you with fewer!"

Li Chu also said excitedly, "Shen Lan, don't think I didn't see your little trick. You're trying to stuff a red mushroom into your pocket!"

Jiang Nanxi checked all the mushrooms in the plastic bag and found that one red mushroom was indeed missing. Although this red mushroom was brightly colored, it was not poisonous. It was an extremely rare red pine mushroom with exceptionally high nutritional and medicinal value, and it sold for a very high price on the market.

Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu picked a large bag of mushrooms, but only found one red pine mushroom. This single red pine mushroom was worth more than all the other mushrooms combined!

Jiang Nanxi was furious. "Of all things to steal, you had to steal red pine mushrooms! Shen Lan, are you looking for death?!"

Shen Lan retorted, "I didn't steal it! Don't accuse me wrongly! Look at my pockets yourselves, there's no red pine mushroom there!"

Shen Lan immediately emptied both pockets of her coat, and indeed there were no mushrooms hidden there.

Jiang Nanxi pointed to his pants and said, "Then where are your pants pockets? Are they hidden here?"

Shen Lan also emptied his pants pockets, but there was nothing inside.

Shen Lan scoffed, "Although we didn't collect many mushrooms, we found an excellent one, even more valuable than the red pine mushroom. Why would I steal your red pine mushroom?"

"Why didn't I see you pick any better ones?"

Jiang Nanxi glanced at their bags.

Shen Lan and Song Wanwan didn't have money to buy new hiking backpacks, so they carried cloth bags, and it wasn't clear what kind of mushrooms were inside.

"Here, show it to your sister so she can see for herself."

"We have no obligation to show you."

"What, are you afraid that if I see the red pine mushroom, it will confirm that you stole something?"

"Wanwan is holding the bag. I'm so far away from her, even if I stole the red pine mushrooms, I wouldn't have time to put them in the bag!"

Jiang Nanxi frowned and remained silent.

If he didn't steal it, where did the red pine mushrooms go? Did they just vanish into thin air?
When Jiang Nanxi and Shen Lan were arguing, the audience was getting anxious because the camera caught Shen Lan stealing the red pine mushroom.

Shen Lan originally intended to keep the red pine mushroom for herself and hide it in her pocket.

Suddenly, Jiang Nanxi rushed over and knocked Shen Lan to the ground. Shen Lan then threw the red pine mushroom into the overgrown bushes not far away!

Although he didn't get the Red Pine Fungus, neither did Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu, who would lose their most valuable points.

[Shen Lan, you dog! You can't get it yourself, and you're making Jiang Nanxi and the others miss out on points!]

[Sister Xi, it was him who stole it! It was him! We all saw it! He stole it so you wouldn't find out, so he threw it in the bushes! Go get it!]

[I can't stand Shen Lan anymore, that cheating, treacherous dog! Can we please kick him off the show?!]

Song Shixing glanced at the time and said to them, "Have you found the red pine mushroom yet? If not, we'll have to give up and get down the mountain as soon as possible. If we don't get down now, we won't be able to get out before dark."

Song Wanwan also said, "Yes, yes, let's go down the mountain first. We've already been delayed for too long."

Give me one more minute.

Jiang Nanxi took out a yin-yang symbol from her pocket. "I'll just do a divination and I'll know where the red pine bacteria went."

Upon seeing this, Shen Lan scoffed, "Do you think I don't know your own limitations? You think you can tell fortunes? If you can find the Red Pine Fungus, I'll eat shit right here and now!"

Jiang Nanxi tossed the yin-yang symbol into the air with one hand, and it fell to the ground.

She picked it up again and walked straight to the bushes not far away, where she found the lost red pine mushroom.

Jiang Nanxi walked over with the red pine mushrooms. Seeing Shen Lan's dazed expression, she pointed to a large pile of unidentified wild animal droppings by a tree not far away and said, "Eat it, or I'll beat you to death!"

(End of this chapter)