Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 31 Shen Lanmei is eating shit!
When Shen Lan saw that Jiang Nanxi had found the red pine mushroom, her face turned green. She never expected that Jiang Nanxi's fortune telling could predict where the red pine mushroom was.

Or did she already see him throw the red pine mushroom over, and was just pretending not to notice?

Shen Lan was a little confused and said irritably, "I was just joking, did you have to take it seriously? You're too petty."

His answer infuriated the audience.

[Shen Lan, do you have any shame? You threw away someone else's mushrooms, and when they couldn't find them, you were being sarcastic! How disgusting!]

You do bad things and then expect others not to hold it against you?

Before watching this show, I never imagined Shen Lan was this kind of person. It's true what they say, people who cheat are all bad people—stupid and wicked!

Jiang Nanxi wasn't angry, but said meaningfully, "But I've done the math, and you're going to eat shit for dinner tonight."

Shen Lan chuckled, "I'm not crazy, why would I eat something like that!"

"Alright, alright, stop arguing. It's good that we've found the red pine mushroom. Let's hurry down the mountain!"

Song Shixing's voice came through.

Although it was only four o'clock in the afternoon, he noticed that the sky nearby was getting darker and darker, and the woods seemed to be shrouded in a layer of gray fog.

"It's getting darker and darker; there's a good chance a downpour is coming! If it rains, the way down the mountain will be very difficult!"

Upon hearing this, everyone quickly descended the mountain.

But before they had taken more than a few steps, they suddenly noticed something being thrown down from the hillside beside them.

Bang bang bang!
A sound like a firecracker going off rang out.

"What is this?"

"It looks like firecrackers. Who's playing a prank?"

Everyone took a few steps back, and Song Shixing looked up at the hillside and saw the old woman pretending to be lame.

The old woman glared at them fiercely, with a thin man standing beside her with a ruthless look in his eyes. It was this man who had thrown things in their direction.

What are you doing?

Song Shixing had just asked a question when he saw white smoke rising from the firecracker-like things on the ground.

Before long, white smoke enveloped their group.

Everyone felt dizzy and fell to the ground, losing consciousness.

Why are we all dizzy? What happened?

That white smoke is suspicious; it's definitely a sleeping potion!

The old woman is back, and she brought people with her—the same people who threw the sleeping pills at her!

[Holy crap, what are they trying to do?!]

Seeing that everyone was dizzy, the old woman and the man ran down the hillside. Their eyes shone as they looked at the outstanding men and women, as if they were looking at a mountain of gold.

"Now I'm rich!"

The old lady said excitedly, "I had my eye on them when they went into the mountains. The quality of their goods is simply amazing!"

"Not bad."

The man said with satisfaction, "These three women are so beautiful, they can fetch a high price if sold as wives. As for these three men, one of them is really handsome, even more beautiful than a woman, he can be sold to Thailand as a ladyboy. The other two look quite healthy, they can be sold to northern Myanmar."

[Damn it, these two are human traffickers! They're even selling people overseas, that's outrageous!]

[Punishment! Someone please save them! I'd cry my eyes out if Yan Shen, who's so handsome, became a transvestite!]

[Oh my god, how could this happen? Does this mean I have to go to Thailand to see Yan Shen?!]

I've already called the police, but it'll take them a long time to arrive. What should I do?!

The old woman was carrying a cloth bag. She took out several rolls of rope from the bag, intending to tie them all up with the man.

She noticed Jiang Nanxi at first glance, and thinking about what had just happened, the old lady looked at Jiang Nanxi with resentment.

"You little slut, I originally wanted to trick two people into going there to sell them, but you ruined everything! Since that's the case, I'll take you all down!" The old lady walked over, intending to tie Jiang Nanxi up first, and then give her a few slaps.

But as soon as her rope touched Jiang Nanxi, Jiang Nanxi suddenly opened her eyes and punched the old lady hard in the eye.

Bang.

The old lady was hit so hard that she fell backward and crashed to the ground.

"what!"

On the other side, a man's scream came from behind; he had been kicked away by Liu Qingyan.

"You...how come you're not unconscious?!"

The old woman watched the two stand up, covering one eye with one hand, her other eye filled with shock.

Jiang Nanxi looked behind the old woman and saw five vengeful spirits following her, some male and some female. The men were missing limbs, and some had their bellies cut open. The women were also in a terrible state, covered in blood.

These are the people who died at their hands!

Jiang Nanxi's eyes turned cold. "You old hag, you've abducted and killed so many people, you're burdened with sins, and you still dare to come back to me? I'll send you on your way today!"

Seeing the old woman trying to get up, Jiang Nanxi kicked her to the ground, sat on her, and started punching her head repeatedly, leaving her bruised, swollen, and covered in blood.

"Ahhh, spare me! Spare me!"

Seeing the old woman being beaten to the point of near death, Liu Qingyan came over with a rope and said, "Stop hitting them, tie them up and hand them over to the police. These two have committed many evil deeds, trafficking and killing many people. I remember the man is the number one wanted criminal in the area. We can probably get a lot of reward money if we hand them over to the police."

"bonus?!"

Upon hearing those two words, Jiang Nanxi's eyes lit up. She then let go of the old woman and quickly tied her up with a rope.

The production team had already called the police.

The director's voice came through the drone's broadcast, telling them to wait where they were and not to run around, as the helicopter would be there soon.

When the helicopter arrived, Jiang Nanxi sat down on a large rock to rest and noticed that the resentment of the vengeful spirits of those who had died tragically had faded somewhat.

She glanced in Shen Lan's direction again and saw his eyelids twitch; he was about to wake up.

A wisp of spiritual energy emanated from Jiang Nanxi's fingertips. She made a soul-summoning incantation and summoned all the vengeful spirits.

"You avenged us, thank you so much!"

"Their main camp is on the hillside, and several people are being held captive there. Remember to have the police rescue them! Thank you!"

"I miss my parents so much. They don't know I'm dead yet. Could you please send me home to see them?"

The vengeful spirit beside her spoke excitedly.

"I do have a way to send you home to see your relatives before you go to the underworld. But before that, you have to do me a favor."

"What kind of help do you need? Just tell me, boss!"

Jiang Nanxi looked in Shen Lan's direction.

Shen Lan had just woken up after taking the sleeping pills and was still a little dazed and unsteady on her feet.

He found a tree by the roadside and leaned against it, rubbing his temples to try and calm down. "What happened?"

Shen Lan had no idea what had happened, nor did he know that he had almost been sold. He had also forgotten that there was a large pile of unknown wild animal droppings next to where he was standing.

"How could she suddenly faint? Her head is spinning so badly. This mountain is too strange."

Shen Lan complained, then felt a strange force on his shoulder, as if something was pushing him hard.

There was a pop.

Shen Lan was pushed to the ground, and he smelled a foul stench of feces.

Before he could react, that strange force grabbed his hair, lifted his head up, and pressed his face against the pile of excrement.

(End of this chapter)