Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy
Chapter 46 I am the nightmare of this world!!!
Chapter 46 I am the nightmare of this world!!!
"I gonna go see."
Just as Jiang Nanxi was about to leave, she saw Shen Lan peeking out furtively from the corner of the stairs.
She remembered that the things the villagers had given her were still in her room, and that Shen Lan was probably trying to steal them.
Jiang Nanxi thought for a moment and said, "Wait here for a while, I need to talk to Li Chu about something."
Jiang Nanxi went back to her room and spoke a few words to Li Chu, telling her to keep an eye on the things the villagers had given her, and then she came out.
Jiang Nanxi and Song Shixing left.
Not long after the two left, Shen Lan brought Song Wanwan up the stairs.
"They've left all their things in the room. Let's steal them and leave the village immediately!"
A sinister smile appeared on Shen Lan's face. "Jiang Nanxi is gone, leaving only Li Chu, who is no threat at all! All these things are ours!"
"Not bad!"
Song Wanwan said angrily, "Jiang Nanxi set a precedent by stealing things herself, so she can't blame us for stealing her things!"
Although Jiang Nanxi has left, there is still a drone camera at the village chief's house that is broadcasting live.
I think these two are absolutely furious.
[I'd be furious too, but I don't think it's that easy to steal Jiang Nanxi's things.]
Halfway there, Shen Lan, pulling Song Wanwan along, suddenly said cautiously, "I think we can't go empty-handed. Let's get a weapon. I'll knock on the door to lure Li Chu in, then you rush in and grab the things. I'll threaten Li Chu with the weapon, and she definitely won't dare to resist."
Song Wanwan thought about it and realized it made sense.
"Okay, let's go get the weapons first."
The two ran downstairs again and each found a suitable weapon in the yard.
Shen Lan took a wood-chopping knife, while Song Wanwan took a hoe.
However, when the two went down to find weapons, Li Chu also came out of the room.
Initially, the audience was a little worried that the items would be stolen when they saw the two men's weapons, but when they saw Li Chu come down and quickly take some things back up, the audience fell silent.
The comments section froze for a moment, creating a small vacuum area on the live stream screen.
What was the purpose of getting this initially?
[You can't bring this into the room, Li Chu. Doesn't she find it offensive? She's a female celebrity, after all.]
Ah, I have a bad feeling.
Not long after Li Chu returned to her room, Shen Lan and Song Wanwan came up again and blocked the doorway.
Shen Lan knocked on the door and said, "Li Chu, come out for a moment, I have something to tell you."
Li Chu: "I'm going to sleep now, so it's not convenient for me to come out. If you need anything, just say it at the door."
"No, this is very important. I have to talk to you in person. You can come out for a little while."
"Then you shouldn't say anything."
After saying that, Li Chu ignored Shen Lan. Even though he banged on the door loudly, Li Chu showed no intention of opening it.
Song Wanwan thought for a moment and said, "Li Chu must have guessed that we want to steal things, so she won't open the door. Let's just smash the door down and pay some compensation."
"It can only be the."
Shen Lan picked up the wood-chopping knife and slammed it against the door lock repeatedly until it broke.
Seeing that the lock had fallen off and the door could be easily pushed open, Shen Lan's face revealed a ferocious and excited smile again.
"Heh, you forced me to do this! All these things are mine! Today I'm going to surpass all of your points!"
Shen Lan kicked open the door, brandishing a wood-chopping knife and roaring, "Li Chu, I'm warning you, don't stop us, or don't blame me for not showing mercy with this knife!"
After he shouted, he saw Li Chu calmly looking at him, and a strange stench wafted from the room, making Song Wanwan gag.
Shen Lan asked in confusion, "What's that smell? Did you and Jiang Nanxi eat shit in the room?"
"It's still warm chicken poop."
Li Chu picked up a clean mop, and now a ferocious smile appeared on her face. She then used the mop to dab the chicken droppings in the small bucket on the ground.
The village chief had just dug up this chicken droppings, intending to use them for planting vegetables, but Li Chu had borrowed them. Seeing her actions, Shen Lan was stunned and said, "You... what do you want to do? I have a knife. If you do anything reckless, believe me, I'll kill you!"
"Do you think I'm afraid? Do you even know who I am?"
Song Wanwan scoffed from the side, "What are you so smug about, you newbie who just debuted?"
"Haha, I'm the modern-day Lu Bu! I can just stick a mop full of shit in someone and kill them!"
Li Chu grabbed a mop and rushed towards Shen Lan and Song Wanwan, wildly waving it around until she had covered them in chicken droppings in the blink of an eye.
Puff.
Li Chu even poked the mop covered in poop into Shen Lan's stomach. The mop even moved, leaving a large puddle on his clothes. Shen Lan was devastated.
Shen Lan raised his wood-chopping knife and yelled, "Li Chu, are you looking for death? I'll fucking kill you!"
"Hahahaha, you're not qualified to kill me. I am the nightmare of this world!"
Li Chu shouted and raised the mop again to sweep it across Shen Lan's face, scaring Shen Lan into dropping the wood-chopping knife and running away.
"Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Are you crazy?! Get away from me!!!"
He doesn't want to eat shit anymore!
Shen Lan turned and ran away, and Li Chu began to attack Song Wanwan frantically, poking her with a mop.
"Aaaaaah, Li Chu, are you crazy? Get away from me! Don't come any closer!"
The two practically tumbled down the stairs, not daring to look back, having long forgotten about Jiang Nanxi's things.
[Li Chu, tell me the truth, did Jiang Nanxi, that sixth brother, teach you this move?]
[This isn't good, it's made the whole second floor of the village chief's house dirty! The chicken droppings are incredibly smelly, it might never be cleaned properly!]
Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu are really crazy, completely disregarding the consequences. It's a bit speechless.
My heart aches for the village chief.
Although Li Chu managed to protect the items, her actions drew heavy criticism from the audience, who also criticized Jiang Nanxi.
But next second.
The camera then captured Li Chu taking two yellow talismans out of her pocket, sticking one inside the room and the other on the stairs outside the room.
With a whoosh, the two dust-cleaning talismans flashed with white light, and the room and stairs instantly became spotless, without a trace of chicken droppings.
【Holy crap?!??????】
What is this thing? Is it some kind of magic?
[Did Jiang Nanxi give this to you?]
The audience was shocked and frantically sent messages asking what kind of talisman it was, but the director stopped broadcasting the situation there and instead switched the camera to Jiang Nanxi.
Jiang Nanxi found Liu Qingyan and discovered that he was indeed trapped in a ghost wall, because there was a very ancient and luxurious Yin tomb not far from where he had passed.
But as she walked through the woods, she didn't see a grave mound, but instead saw a beautifully carved stone tablet with the four characters "Buddha's Holy Residence" engraved on it.
Jiang Nanxi couldn't help but scoff, "It's eerily eerie, yet it has the nerve to call itself the Holy Residence of the Buddha's Son? How shameless."
After venting her frustrations, she suddenly remembered that the old patriarch of the Chen family claimed to be a Buddhist monk from the underworld.
Jiang Nanxi walked around the stone wall a few times, wondering if this was Old Master Chen's tomb.
at this time.
Liu Qingyan walked towards her, her face somewhat pale, and said to her, "Thank you for earlier. I don't know what's wrong with me lately, but I feel like I keep encountering strange things."
Jiang Nanxi stared at him for a while, "There's something wrong with your destiny. Why don't you give me your birth date and time, and I'll help you figure out why?"
"can."
Just as Liu Qingyan was about to tell her his birth date and time, the ground beneath his feet suddenly gave way, and he fell into the hole below.
"Liu Qingyan!"
Jiang Nanxi realized what was happening and grabbed his hand, trying to pull him up. However, a cold aura came from behind her and pushed her down as well!
(End of this chapter)
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