Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 5 is small, but also very cute!

The camera panned to Jiang Nanxi's vicinity, giving a close-up of the pen. It was clear that no one was holding the pen, yet it was being used to write answers on the exam paper.

The quiz was finished quickly.

There was a snap.

The pen fell and landed on the table.

All the guests and crew members stared in horror at Jiang Nanxi, while Jiang Nanxi stood up and handed in her paper with a smug look on her face.

The staff member glanced at Jiang Nanxi's exam paper and announced with a complicated expression, "Jiang Nanxi got a perfect score!"

【Holy crap, is this for real?】

[Jiang Nanxi studied agriculture in college, right? She knows the correct answer but deliberately doesn't write it down, intentionally playing tricks to grab attention and trend on social media again?]

But nobody was holding the pen! It was moving on its own while standing there—it was terrifying!

[Was this scripted by the production team? There must be a transparent string suspending the pen!]

Time was up, the staff collected the papers, and those who didn't know the answers could only guess.

Jiang Nanxi scored a perfect 10 points, earning 10 points. Her teammate Li Chu was luckier, guessing six out of ten questions correctly, so their total score was 16 points.

Liu Qingyan x Song Shixing: 14 points
Song Wanwan x Shen Lan: 8 points
Upon seeing the total points, Jiang Nanxi exclaimed "Wuhu!" and went straight to the director. "Director, 16 points is just enough to exchange for a bowl of beef noodles and two bottles of iced tea. Serve us the food."

Li Chu thought for a moment and said, "Let's just get a bowl of beef noodles. We can use the remaining 6 points to buy daily necessities, otherwise we won't have anything to wash up before going to bed tonight."

"It's morning now, and there's still a long time before bed. Let's look on the bright side. What if we die this afternoon and still haven't used up all our points? Wouldn't that be a huge loss?"

Li Chu: ?
audience:?
The two of them used their points to exchange for beef noodles and iced tea. Liu Qingyan's group also exchanged some food, but Song Wanwan and Shen Lan couldn't exchange for any food.

Food costs at least 10 points, but they only had 8 points, so they could only exchange them for two bottles of drinks to drink on the side.

Song Wanwan watched Jiang Nanxi eat from a distance with a grim expression, and whispered to Shen Lan, "Why did her pen move by itself? The questions this time were so difficult, and the director didn't leak them to anyone. How could Jiang Nanxi, with her lousy education, possibly get full marks!"

Shen Lan frowned and said, "I don't know. She's been acting so strangely lately. Could she be possessed by a ghost?"

After finishing her meal, Jiang Nanxi stared seriously at Li Chu's face for a while. "Chu Chu, don't go near water this afternoon. We won't have any points left after we finish eating, and I won't be able to get you a new coffin."

director:?
audience:?
The audience was speechless when they heard Jiang Nanxi's words. They never expected that she would curse her teammates to die on the very first day of filming.

The live chat was instantly filled with insults directed at Jiang Nanxi.

But Li Chu looked at Jiang Nanxi in shock. "I've been having some bad luck lately. A few days ago, my mom found a fortune teller to help me, and he also told me not to go near water recently!"
But when I asked him why, he said it was a secret that couldn't be revealed. "Nanxi, do you know why?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Heavenly secrets cannot be revealed."

Li Chu: "..."

Jiang Nanxi stood up and stretched, preparing to go out to do her mission. But as soon as she stepped out, she saw Shen Lan avoid the camera and walk over, pulling her to a secluded corner.

Shen Lan: "What happened last time had a huge impact on both Wanwan and me. If you admit to the public that we broke up a long time ago and that she is not a mistress, I will give you five million."

Song Wanwan is a higher-profile celebrity than him, and she also has the support of the wealthy Song family. Although this incident affected her reputation, it did not have much impact on her career.

The one most affected was Shen Lan, who was labeled a disgraced celebrity, and many collaborations with him were dropped halfway through.

"If Song Wanwan isn't a mistress, then I'm the one causing trouble?" Jiang Nanxi said sarcastically. "To protect Song Wanwan, you're willing to let me bear the brunt of the criticism? How am I supposed to survive in the entertainment industry after this?"

"There's nothing I can do about it."

Shen Lan looked at her affectionately and said, "Nanxi, this is just a temporary measure. Right now, I'm being attacked online, and many of my collaborations have fallen through. If I don't get involved with Song Wanwan, I might be finished!"
"Song Wanwan is popular, and the Song family is powerful and influential. My contact with her was only for my own fame, to give you a better life. I promise you, once I become a top star, I will definitely break up with Song Wanwan and only be with you!"

Jiang Nanxi thought for a moment, then sighed and said, "Shen Lan, you know that apart from Myanmar and me, no one else will be so open and honest with you. How can you measure our relationship from so many years ago with money?"

"What do you want?"

"You have to pay more."

"Fifty million, plus an apartment in Beijing."

Shen Lan couldn't keep up the act any longer. Her face darkened as she said, "Jiang Nanxi, I still have feelings for you. Are you trying to take advantage of me?"

"Give it or don't, if you don't want to, then get out."

Jiang Nanxi turned to leave, but Shen Lan grabbed her arm. "Don't push your luck! You did something like that, and I still gave you five million, which is already being generous! If you don't help explain this time, do you believe the Song family can destroy you?!"

"Oh, that's scary. Maybe I should explain it to you."

"You know what's going on!"

Jiang Nanxi took out her phone and, in front of Shen Lan, forwarded a video of him being caught cheating, along with the caption: "[It's okay, one minute is already pretty impressive, and a little bit is cute too.]"

Upon seeing such explosive news, onlookers flocked to the scene, asking questions in shock.

[Huh? How old is his penis?]

Jiang Nanxi replied, "It's about the size of a toothpick."

[What the hell is Song Wanwan after?]

[Toothpick Guy, are you sure you only have one minute? @ShenLanV]

[So short, and it still involves infidelity?]

Shen Lan was right next to Jiang Nanxi and was furious when she saw what she posted.

He couldn't help but roar, "Jiang Nanxi! We've been together for so long, and you're so old-fashioned that you won't let me touch you. You don't even know how old I am, so why are you spouting nonsense online!"

Jiang Nanxi ignored him, shoved her phone into her pocket, and turned to leave.

Shen Lan chased after her in a fit of rage, "Jiang Nanxi, delete that message! I'm ordering you to delete it, do you hear me!"

Jiang Nanxi returned to the guesthouse, first glancing at Shen Lan, then at the guests and staff who were having dinner.

She suddenly said, "Toothpick Bro, oh no, I mean, does anyone need to use toothpicks after eating? Toothpicks are really useful, they're used up in a minute, anyone want to use one?"

The group, who were eating and playing on their phones, and who happened to see the new trending topic #ShenLanIsAOneMinuteToothpick#, were speechless.

You'd better say toothpick!

Jiang Nanxi took a toothpick and walked over to Song Wanwan, asking innocently, "Wanwan, do you want to use a toothpick? Aren't toothpicks useful?"

(End of this chapter)